words in movies
Phoebe: Youve got to get out of here! Save yourself!
Joey: (on stage in an Austrian accent) Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.)
Joey: All right well, Im outta here. Wish me luck.
Monica: I'm outa here. [Monica leaves]
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
Joey: Hey, you dont even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!
Joey: Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
Chandler: (angrily) Is that supposed to be funny! I was really worried over here!
Monica: (Taking out her wallet.) Well good, here let me help you out.
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
Phoebe: All right, I can't sit here anymore. I have to walk places. (She puts on her fur coat.)
Monica: (to Phoebe) You know it's funny, the last time Paulo was here, my hair was so much shorter and cuter.
Monica: Come here, I want to show you something!
The Teacher: Excellent! What Rachel has shrewdly observed here
Joey: Come on man! You've been here all day!
Monica: (entering) Ohh, here you are. Yknow, Im-Im glad you decided to hear me out.
Joey: Now-now, listen this is just a first draft so (Starts to read the piece of paper he brought.) "We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share." (Monica and Chandler like it so far.) Eh? (He continues reading.) "It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving." (Phoebe nods her approval.) "We too can share and love and have and receive."
Phoebe: Oh my God! (Walks to the window) Go away! (Gesturing.) Stop looking in here!
Joey: All right! Here we go! 1999! The year of Joey!
Chandler: Okay! Now you stay out here, and you think about what you did!!
Chandler: All right. Look, Im gonna go in here, and you dont buy me anything ever. (starts to go into the store)
Phoebe: Okay. (Joey tries to take the guitar.) Oh no-no-no, you don't touch the guitar! First you learn here, (Points to her head.) then you learn here. (Points to the guitar.)
Rachel: Oh! I have your key. Here you go. (Hands it to Monica.)
Julie: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.
Joey: Uhh, Chandler's not here.
Rachel: Ross, I said I'm sorry like a million times. What do you want me to do? You want me to break my foot too? Okay, I'm gonna break my foot, right here. (Kicks the sign) Ow!! Oh! Oh my God, oh my God! There, are you happy now?!
Phoebe: Just one? I drive you all the way down here, and I don't get to see how it works out?
Monica: Okay, now that everything's wrapped up here, I think I'm, I'm gonna go do my laundry.
Monica: Oh, yes, umm, Im here to pick up a dress that you have on hold.
Phoebe: Fine! Here! Take a hike toots! (Gives back her quarter.)
Phoebe: You dont have to do that, Ross and Joey arent here, you can watch the parade if you want.
Ross: She's not here yet. She's not here. She's having my baby and she's not here.
Rachel: Well, let me just check that with what I got here, all right see 038 is not the number for (Ross starts making a lot of noise with a handheld pepper grinder) this store, 038 is Atlanta. And I...(stops and looks at Ross)
Doctor: Yeah, it's here in the paperwork we got from the clinic in Ohio.
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Ross: So thats the only reason she could be here huh? It couldnt have anything to do with the fact that-that maybe Im a good listener and I uh I put on a great slide show!
Joey: (entering) Hey Rach! Hey, you mind if I read my comic books in here?
Joey: Uh yeah, right here. (He punches his fist through the wall next to the door.)
Dr. Rosen: This is a great place. How long have you lived here?
Ross: Oh, come here sweetie, listen, youre gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job. (she glares at him) Thats not how that was supposed to come out.
CHANDLER: Hey, you just wanna forget about raquetball and hang out here?
Joey: Here, I brought you some flowers. (He pulls them out of the bag.)
Monica: You dont have to stick up for her. She cant here you.
Danny: so we finally get to the top of the mountain and airhead here (His sister) forgets the camera!
Chandler: Well, I'll stay, but only because I wanna hear about Hanukkah. Ben, will you sit here with Santa and learn about Hanukkah?
Chandler: Hey, is Rachel here?
Monica: I'm crying here!!
Joey: Here she comes. Hold on, Im gonna make your life much easier.
Joey: You got it. Come here. (They hug and are observed by the hooker.)
Joshua: Hey, heres an idea. Why dont uh, I put the food in the fridge and we can eat it later?
Rachel: Joey! Come here! Come here!
Phoebe: (to the woman behind her) This place is so depressing. If I had to work here I'd kill myself. (she turns around and the clerk behind the counter heard her.) But you obviously haven't.
Chandler: Ah, look on the bright side, I mean you won't have to live with this ugly chair! That was here already huh? I love you. (they hug again)
Ross: Well, I guess I can check out those apartment listings, even though there's never anything in here.
Phoebe: So, here we are. Nervous?
Monica: Oh its umm, good! It's umm, its good, just here watering the plants.
Chandler: Okay, give me a second! (Pause) Did you clean up in here?
Phoebe: Here it comes. Our first kiss.
Carol: Listen, we both know youre gonna do it cause youre not a jerk. Okay? So you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick them up, or save us both time and sulk in the car.
Chandler: Yeah, here, somewhere else, y'know where-where ever. (Gets up.)
Joey: Okay! Here we go. Pillow.
Rachel: Okay, hold on real quick, hold on a second let me just uh, (sits on the counter and buttons her sweater to show some cleavage) get a little more comfortable here. Wait, now wait a second, this isnt too revealing is it?
Ross: Yes, but I've lived here for 25 minutes.
Steve: Well, the guy's worked here for 25 years.
Joey: So what are you doing bringing her here?! Theres people here!
Rachel: So from that you think you've got me all figured out? Well, you don't! Y'know I-I could have toys for underprivileged kids in here!
Ross: Here she comes. Dont say a word, okay? Just be cool, dont be y'know you.
Monica: Heres your tea Phoebe. (They give it to her and quickly take a step back.)
Monica: Couldn't you just stay like this forever? (His eyes snap open.) Chandler! Couldn't you just stay here forever?
Chandler: Where's Monica?! Where is she? I need to talk to her! It's urgent! Is she here?
GUY: [to Phoebe] I hear you can get people out of here.
Ross: No! No! No! The "Come here to me" is y'know for the ladies.
Rachel: Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?
Joey: Yeah, I didnt know you guys were going to be here.
Chandler: Joey, look, are you attracted to Monica? Right here, right now, are you attracted to her?
Earl: Its just that I uh, have been working for ten years now at this meaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows I exist!
Ross: Come here to me. No-no, you come here to me.
Phoebe: I would love it if I weren't here!
Chandler: (doing a little dance) Hey Ross, look what I've got going here.
Rachel: Good, you guys are all here!
Rachel: Look, I know what's going on here, okay, Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do.
Mr. Zelner: Here let me (He goes to wipe it off himself.)
Joey: Yeah, sure. (He takes it off and starts reading.) Well, you must be new here. Maybe we shouldI'm sorry, can I ask you something? (He stops and asks a question.)
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'
Monica: No, it doesn't, does it? But you wanted lumps, Ross? (picks up the pan of badly burnt potatoes) Well, here you go, buddy, ya got one.
Phoebe: Im, Im freaking out! Monica kinda trusted me with something and she shouldnt have! All right, I havent lived here in a while, so I have to ask you something. Does Monica still turn on the lights in her bedroom?
Joey: Oh. Well, the way I see it, the guy's upset here, y'know? I mean, his wife's dead, his brother's missing... I think his butt would be angry here.
Rachel: (on the phone) No, no, no, Im looking at a purchase order right here and it clearly states that we ordered the Rivera bikini in a variety of sizes and colours. And.... (listens) What does it matter, what Im wearing?! Can I please speak to your supervisor? (listens) Thank you. (to Sophie) Were holding.
Phoebe: (angrily) Thats like the tenth time Ive peed since Ive been here!
Kim: Hey Rachel, what are you doing out here?
Joey: Come here! (Hugs Dina and Bobby looks to hug Rachel.)
Chandler: Oh, uh.. I want her to think I might be in a restaurant.. y'know? I might have some kind of life, like I haven't been sitting around here honing for the past few hours.
Chandler: Oh, okay. (Hands her the money.) Here you go.
Phoebe: For 99 cents, I'd eat you. (Sees the casino) Okay, I can totally settle down here. It's got everything I could ever want, including Joey! Look! (Points to Joey in his gladiator suit posing for a picture with two old ladies.) Oh! Look! Hi!
Joey: (entering, with his grandmother) Hey everybody, look who's here! You remember my grandmother!
Phoebe: But I like it here!
Chandler: I also want you to remember that I let you live here rent free!
Janine: I was just coming over here to apologize for my behavior! Id really like it if we could be friends.
Monica: Look at you! Come here! (They hug.) Feel better?
Gunther: Here you go. (Serves them both some coffee.)
MRS. GREENE: Oh well thank you. Such a gentleman. Thank you. [Chandler takes the hot pink coat and grimaces at it] Ahh, it all looks so nice, so festive, all the balloons... [Chandler, remembering that Joey and Mr. Greene are in the bedroom, throws her coat in a cupboard] The funniest thing happened to me on the way here. I was...[Joey peeks out]
Ross: Rach, what uh, what are you doing here?
Joey: Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.
Joey: Oh, here I am, here's my big scene!
DOCTOR: No, it's just a good bone bruise. And, right here is the puncture wound from your ring.
Phoebe: Yes. Well, that's neither here nor there.
Phoebe: Okay, umm, if a kid gets straight As, his parents would say, "Yeah, he pulled a Monica." Y'know? Or a fireman saves a baby, and they go, "Yeah I know, he pulled a Monica." Or someone hits a homerun and the announcer says, "Yeah, that ones outta here." Though some things dont change.
Phoebe: I have to tell you this story. Okay, I was coming over here and this driver