words in movies
Phoebe: Youve got to get out of here! Save yourself!
Joey: (on stage in an Austrian accent) Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.)
Joey: All right well, Im outta here. Wish me luck.
Monica: I'm outa here. [Monica leaves]
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
Joey: Hey, you dont even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!
Joey: Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
Chandler: (angrily) Is that supposed to be funny! I was really worried over here!
Dr. Rhodes: Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. (Ross starts to take off his pants) What are you doing?
Joey: Relax. Here hold this (hands her his beer). This old stuff just comes right off. (he bends down to try and lift some tile right in the middle of the floor, in his tight pants.)
Phoebe: Excuse me. Umm, is Vince here?
Rachel: Dont say anything. I dont wanna speak, I dont wanna think. I just want you to take me and kiss me and make love to me right here, right now.
Phoebe: Nothing! I swear to God I didnt know you guys would be here! And the good news is you didnt believe in soul mates. So
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
Rachel: Yeah, looks that way. First ones here! Wooo!!
Ross: There you go! Good for you! And you know what, I'm actually getting used to this little guy. I don't really even feel him in here anymore.
Vince: (running over) Whoa! Hey-hey! Whats going on here? Who is this guy?
Doug: Now get on out of here, you! (smacks him on the butt)
Ross: Monicas right. Were talking about getting married here. Okay? She-she cant just rush into this.
Billy: Thomas, come back here! (they both leave)
Monica: Do you always have to bring him here?
Elizabeth: Yeah, Ive been coming here since I was a kid. This used to be my Grandmas.
Chandler: (smiling again) oh, oh, yeah, ok, thanks. I can't believe I didn't even think of that. I guess I was just so worried about having to... come here and do... 'that'...
JOEY: Have you been here all night?
Phoebe: Well, are any of those people here?!
Phoebe: Okay, here I wish you health and happiness. (She hands Monica a cookie in a plastic baggie.)
Rachel: Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here. (Pause) What if the baby needs him?
Phoebe Sr: What are you doing here?!
Rachel: Here?! Now?!
Phoebe: (excited) No! It's a great time, come in...! WOW, hi... Oh my gosh! What are you doing here? Are you back from Minsk?
ROSS: Y-ello. No, Rachel's not here right now, can I take a message? Alright, and how do we spell Casey, is it like at the bat or and the Sunshine Band? OK, bye-bye. Hey, who's this uh, this Casey?
Monica: (entering) Hey, guys. Im here to pick out my Christmas tree.
Phoebe: Im sorry, I-I-I-I dont live here anymore. I-I didnt know how to tell you, but y'know everybody else knows!
Monica: Oh God (Starts looking around.) Why dont they put chairs back here?!
Phoebe: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!
Joey: I mean, the jobs easy and the moneys good, you know? I guess Im going to be hanging out here anyway. I might as well get paid for it, right? I just feel kind of weird serving you guys.
Ross: (flailing arms in protest) Oh, hey hey hey, ho ho ho, hello, guy who doesn't want to know, standing right here!
Monica: Why cant you use the phone in here?
Ross: Well, as much as Id like to meet Josh and warn him, Emily and I arent going to be here. All right? I mean, shes going to come by first to say good-bye, and then Ive got a whole special evening planned. So Im sorry, no party.
Joey: (running from his bedroom) Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago! I gotta get out of here!
Joey: Sometimes I get in here just to get away from it! Hey, a nickel!!
Chip: Here, we are.
Fake Monica: I'm not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my colour. How-how did you know I was here?
Joey: Dude, you dont have to brag! We got nothing here!!
Rachel: What is she doing here?
Joanna: Knowing youre here, waiting for me I think its kinda exciting.
Ross: Okay, y'know what, lets just cut to the chase here. Okay? Heidi, which of my boys do you like?
Chandler: Look, this isnt funny! You get back here right now!
Rachel: Terry, I, I, I know that I haven't worked here very long, but I was wondering, do you think it would be possible if I got a $100 advance in my salary?
PHOEBE: Oh God, here we go. For the first time in my life I'm gonna say 'Hi birthfather'.
ROSS: Hey, hey, woah, you want some of this, huh? You want a piece of this, huh? I'm standin here, huh.
Joey: Come on man, you drove all the way up here.
Monica: Kay, here you go. (Hands her this tiny little globe.)
Phoebe: Im telling you hes dead. What we are about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.
Ross (he buzzes for the nurse) Let's see if we can get that Rachel back here.
Dr. Long: (To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, heres some information on Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. Youre gonna make a wonderful father.
Monica: Rachel's not here.
CHANDLER: Just tryin' somethin' here, ya know.
Joey: Okay, I see what's going on here.
Chandler: Oh, they said uh, You dont have insurance here, so stop calling us.
Chandler: (wails loudly into his hands) Joey kept screaming at me, Do it now! Do it!! Do it! Do it now!! Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming.
RACHEL: Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing [a pigeon flies in the window and lands on the table] OH MY GOOOD, oh my God, oh I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. [hangs up] OK, that's fine, you just read the paper, I'm gonna get a pot, it's not for you. [grabs a pot and lid] OK, that's fine, read the Family Circus, enjoy the gentle comedy. [puts pot over the pigeon] Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, aaaaahh. [knock at the door] It's open you guys.
Joey: You can pee here!
Rachel: Tommys supposed to be here soon, were going to lunch.
Cheryl: (throwing food around the room) Here Mitzi! Here Mitzi!
Ross: Hey, is Rachel here? Um, I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left.
Monica: Nononononono. Think who you're dealing with here. I mean, I'm not like you. I-I can't even stand in front of a tap class.
Chandler: Hey, come on, give me a break, I'm out on a limb here.
Mr. Heckles: I left a Belgian waffle out here, did you take it?
Rachel: Okay, here we go. (Pushes play.)
Ross: Ok, ok, ok, ok, here goes. You know, I, you know, can't do this. Uh, this is too weird. I feel stupid.
Chandler: Why cant we talk in here? With, with, witnesses.
Rachel: I don't care that you left. I'm just glad that you're here. Thanks you guys!
Casey: Here you go.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, come here. (Puts a little wax on Joeys arm and puts a strip on it.)
Rachel: Oh well then, so Im just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
Ross: Unbelievable, my classmates are gonna think I'm dead, my professors, my... my parents are gonna get phone calls. You're messing with people's feelings here.
Chandler: Ooh! Yes! Okay! Heres what we do, we-we forget it happened.
Joey: Yeah. And look, I just want you to know that with Rachel staying here and everything, all my feelings from before are totally over, okay? And even if they weren't, when you accidentally walk in on a woman using a breast pump...
Rachel: When she sees that youre gone, shes gonna know that I let you out, and that I was in here, and Im gonna get fired!
PHOEBE: OK, here I go. . . here I go. . . I'm goin'. [she just sits in the cab]
Rachel: (standing in her doorway) People are trying to sleep in here!
Ross: I'm having a baby in here! Ok, everyone stand back. (Walks backwards as if he is going to break down the door, but steps in a bucket and falls) Ow.
Vince: No-no its okay. Its just that ah, I thought we had something pretty special here. And y'know I-I felt like you were someone I could finally open up to, and (starts choking up) That theres so much in me I have to share with you yet.
Phoebe: (on intercom) Hey, do you need to get in? Here you go.
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Rachel: Uh, I think I just did. And uh-oh, here it comes again. Shut up!
Rachel: Okay. Okay, we'll be here! Hating you! Did you see how he was sweating when he walked out of there? Listen honey, if I'm hogging the ball too much you just jump right in there and take a couple punches because I'm telling you, this feels great.
Rachel: Theres nobody here!
Phoebe: Well, I think I broke it. But thats all right, heres the number you can call.
Monica: Ah, well if you dont clear this off, you wont be getting one of those from me. But Bens coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this cant be there.
Phoebe: For what? I cant believe this! I gotta get out of here. (leaves)
Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie enters) You see! Now youre making Sophie uncomfortable!
CHANDLER: Oh, uh, he's not here right now, uh, I'm Chandler, can I take a message, or, or a fishtank?
Phoebe: Okay, whatever. Yknow what? I dont have time have time to convince you because hes only here for four hours, and Im gonna go see him! (Gets up and leaves.)
Ross: Thats okay, Im cool over here. Ill catch up with you later, Joey. (Joey is shocked.)
Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight. It's been kinda a long day.
Monica: (brings a plate of tiny appetizers over) Here you go, maybe this'll cheer you up.
Chandler: I cant believe we live here!
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Rachel: Oh, I think I saw some in here.
Rachel: (entering from Chandlers bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I cant believe you guys are actually think youre moving in here!
Monica: I cant believe were living here!
Monica: People are supposed to wanna hang out here!
Ross: Heres your girlfriends button. (Holding the button.)
Frank: We were having lunch. Yeah and then all of the sudden we were like, "Hey! Y'know, were here, having lunch lets get married!
Chandler: Here we go! Here we go!
Joey: Come here.