words in movies
Rachel: Is Monica here?
Ross: Free cats do that too, y'know. {Which reminds me, if I might get a little political here, support your local animal shelter. Pet shops are not the place to buy dogs and cats from, you get a much better deal from the shelter, plus they probably won't die on you in a week and a half. If you want a leash, go to the pet shop. If you want the dog for that leash, go to the shelter and save it's life. Now back to regularly scheduled programming.}
Chandler: Hey ladies! What are you in here for? (Laughs at his joke.)
Gary: Hey Chandler, what are you doing here?
Chandler: Gary, I'm here to report a crime.
Monica: Joey, I left my watch on the counter last night. (Goes to the counter) It was right here, where is it?
Phoebe: Ohh!! God! (Gary enters and she sees him) Ooh! (To Chandler) Get out of here, good for nothing.
(He takes her into one of those typical interrogation rooms you see on TV and in the movies. Which is really appropriate here, since this is a TV show. What are the odds of that?)
Rachel: Well, so then what are you doing to me? Okay? Just get out of here! All right? Move on!
Phoebe: I like waking up with you too. (Looks out the window) Oh! It's such a beautiful morning. (Some birds are singing outside the window) Oh, I can stay here all day.
Joey: Oh hey, here Pheebs. (He throws her the ball.)
Chandler: You guys wanna eat here?
All: Yeah! As long as we're here!
Rachel: No, I meant with the dropper over here. (Points at Chandler.)
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are living here and Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle when Rachel opens the door causing the door knob to hit his hand.]
Mona: No, its still wet. Yknow what? Let me get it out before it sets. Ooh, I have something you can wear. Here. (Hands him Rosss shirt.)
Uncle Dan: Heres a little something to get you started. (Hands them a check)
Ross: Hum...So...hum...Oh hey I noticed you were reading the paper...another flood in Europe? Here�s a question: "Would you...would you rather drown or be burnt alive?"
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coasts all the way over there. (Points to the coast.)
Chandler: We have free porn here!!!
Ross: Oh great! That means Im stuck with, "So, we were watching you in there (Points to the TV) and you were sittin right here! Whoa!"
Rachel: You know what, Im gonna do that, Im gonna call him up, and Im gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? Its Rachel Green from Bloomingdales. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, lets see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. Ill see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) Youve done that a thousand times?
Ross: Oh no-no-no, were just two people who happen to run into each other here at the coffee house. (He winks at her.)
Phoebe: (to the squirrel) Okay, stop tormenting me! This mink! Okay, they're mean! And they hate squirrels! And y'know, okay, most of these probably wanted to be coats! (The squirrel stares at her.) All right, fine, now I get it. (To the clerk.) Here. (She hands him her coat.) You take it. (To the squirrel.) Are you happy now? I'm cold!
Joey: (on machine) Hey Ross. Its Joey. Theres a hooker over here and we thought maybe youd know something about it.
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Ross: Okay, here I go.
Woman: Hi, is Rachel here? Im her sister.
Kash: Hey! How come I havent seen you here before?
Rachel: What?! My moms not gonna be here?!
Phoebe: Oh, I told the stripper to be here at five. Thats good right?
Joey: This one right here. (Ross whines.)
Chandler: Oh come on Ross, I think were all losers here.
Joey: Look, come on you guys, you said you were gonna try! All right look, I came over here to invite you guys to a movie with me and Janine.
Mrs. Geller: Well, he better not come by here. He cant see the bride in the wedding dress.
Phoebe: Not if you were here.
Mrs. Green: Oh no-no-no-no sweetheart, you stay put. Ill let myself out. Its like Im not here, which I almost wasnt.
Monica: Joey! (He returns) Now that youre here
Tim: Awww, Ill miss you too Pheebs. (Starts to leave) And I will be holding you, right here. (Holds his hands over his heart, blows a kiss to Phoebe who catches it, and then leaves and Phoebe throws the kiss back.)
The Casting Director: Actually, I tried to call to you. You didnt need to come down here today.
Katie: Oh uh I actually came here to ask you out.
Monica: Wh-wh-what are you doing here? (She tries to pull her shirt down to cover the fact that she's wearing men's boxers.]
Joey: No-no, I cant! I cant! Not after the other night, its just its too weird, okay? Dont tell her Im here! (Turns to run to the bathroom and his bagel falls off the plate onto the floor.) Dont eat that! (Runs to the bathroom as Rachel enters.)
Phoebe: Okay! Okay! (Puts it out and comes out of the bathroom.) Im so glad youre here.
Ross: I wont date. Ill uh, Ill be here, with you, all the time.
Joey: Pheebs, I still need some help here
Ross: Uh sweetie, maybe youd be more comfortable here? (Gets up from the green armchair.)
Monica: What are you doing here so early?
Phoebe: No ones here! (Monica looks at her.) Oh damnit!
Monica: Well what is it? What is it? If its gonna help bring the baby here, like today. I mean, I think you should do it.
Rachel: Well, Im miserable here! I might as well make some money out it!
Rachel: Come on Ross! Im miserable here! Come on! You started this, now you finish it! Come on wuss, make love to me.
Rachel: Ross, you stay here and talk, Im gonna go have a baby.
Ross: Wait a minute! How-how the hell did you beat us here?
Ross: Hi! Hi, Im uh Ross. Im here to ruin this magical day for you.
Rachel: Here comes another contraction.
Monica: Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!
Rachel: Oh, thank you so much for coming. Ross, get in here!
Monica: No, not here. Maybe here.
Chandler: Right here?
Doctor: And here it is! (The baby cries.)
Chandler: (sarcastically) Yes were all in here and we would love for you to join us!
Phoebe: Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?
Cliff: Im telling you! The guy from that show was here in my room, asking me all these weird questions!
Monica: What?! Come on I am tough! Punch me right here! (Her stomach) As hard as you can!
Chandler: Man, if only youd gotten here sooner. (Ross turns and glares at him.)
Dr. Long: Here we go! Okay, keep pushing! Wait! I see something.
Dr. Long: Here we go!
Dr. Long: Here she is!
Ross: Oh! Oh my God oh! Oh my God shes here.
Rachel: Here. (Hands her to Monica.)
Monica: (entering) Oh good youre all here. Thanksgiving tomorrow, four oclock. (To Rachel) Oh, guess who I invited. Remember that guy Will Colbert from high school?
Joey: Uh Look Rach (Ross enters.) Hey Ross is here! Hey look! Its my good friend Ross. Hey Ross.
Monica: (entering with everyone else including Mr. Geller) Hi! Hey look whos here!
Chandler: Here you go. (Shows her the number again.)
Joey: It cant be me, Im standing right here.
Chandler: Look, we cant stay in here forever.
The Cooking Teacher: Were all beginners here. Nobody knows what theyre doing.
Joey: Thata girl! Huh? We should get out of here; theres a new class comin in.
Ross: So when I came in here to see if you wanted to maybe start things up again, you were engaged to my best friend.
Rachel: Yeah, Im not so sure you should be here when he comes up.
Rachel: No! No! Phoebe, come on! I dont want to switch! Please come on! I can throw wet paper towels here!
The Singing Man: Oh come on! Mornings here! (Starts singing) Mornings here! The morning is here! Sunshine is here!
Rachel: Here you go. (Hands Emma to Phoebe)
Monica: Okay Ill take her, here. (Takes Emma)
Monica: You just stay here! (Dumps a jar of bath salts in the bathtub)
Rachel: Thats your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here.
Rachel: Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those? (He holds up his pack.) Y'know what, actually (She takes the one he's smoking and heads over to where Nancy and Kim are standing and laughing.) Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?
Joey: Uh, well yeah-yeah, I've got all of that going on. Yeah, listen uh, I want you to make sure you tell Chandler that he couldn't have been more wrong! Uh-oh! I gotta go Monica, my uh, my sushi's here!
Joey: Here you are (Hands Rachel a cup of coffee)
Rachel: No-no-dont! Dont leave me here with these people.
Ross: Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.
Phoebe: Okay, come on Rach its present time! Yknow youre the glue thats holding this whole party together. Its kinda falling apart here.
Rachel: (stopping him) Wh-whoa! All right, okay-okay, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look-look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now even though I (He tries to interrupt and tell her about the ink), hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir. (She storms out of his office.)
Monica: Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you (points to Chandler) were trying to get Ross stoned!
Ross: Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?
Chandler: Okay, I have news. You don't have to move to Tulsa. You can stay here and keep your job.
Phoebe: I'm out of here (She leaves)
Joey: Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that. (He turns back to the woman.) Okay, here goes. (Thinks.) How (Holds up his hand like an Indian) you (Points at her) a-doin'? (Does a little twisting motion with both hands and ends up pointing at her, he then winks. She smiles and waves again.) (To Monica) It worked! She's waving me over. (Towards the woman.) Okay, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor
Mike: There isn't a piano here.
Ross: I know and yet here you are all ready for the next date.
Phoebe: Oh hey Ross oh I'm so glad someone's here could you zip me up?
Rachel: Oh, no problem. You can borrow it, by the way. (Puts her hand in the pocket) Here are your keys, hon. (She takes the keys out, sets them on the counter, and notices she also grabbed a receipt.)
Rachel: Um, Mon, Chandler�s not here.
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
Ken: That�s right. Is it true, that the reason you are here in Tulsa is that you fell asleep in a meeting and took the job without realizing what you were saying yes to?
The Woman Dealer: I don't know about the hands, but the guy that was here before me just went to the bathroom.
Monica: Mom�s here? I wanted to have lunch with her today, she told me she was out of town.
Ross: Look, it was accident! Okay? I-I feel bad that it happened, but I swear, I didnt even watch it! Anyway, here. (He takes the tape out of his coat pocket.) I thought you might be more comfortable destroying it yourself. (Tosses her the tape.)
Joey: Hey! Uh, this is just to give you an idea. Okay well, we can put screens here, (In front of the crib.) so that the baby has privacy, and-and-and maybe a mobile over the crib. And uhOh look! Heres a baby monitor (Holds it up), which until the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. Huh?
Chandler: (entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!
Joey: No, they�re comin�, we�re waitin� right here.
Chandler: No, see the thing is I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch.
Chandler: This is okay. Were all adults here; theres nothing to be ashamed of. Now, lets put our underwear in our pockets and walk out the door. (They do so and find Mr. Geller leaning against a wall stunned.)