words in movies
Rachel: No! No! It's just that all the people in the entire world that I want to talk to are right here.
Joey: Don't come out here!
Joey: I got that! I forgive ya! Don't come out here!
Joey: Well, I'm totally over it Chandler. Friends forever! Don't come out here!
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)
Monica: (entering) Phoebe? (Phoebe comes back into the living room) Oh, Phoebe, I'm so sorry. Have you been here long?
Phoebe: For 99 cents, I'd eat you. (Sees the casino) Okay, I can totally settle down here. It's got everything I could ever want, including Joey! Look! (Points to Joey in his gladiator suit posing for a picture with two old ladies.) Oh! Look! Hi!
Joey: What-what are you guys doing here? I thought I told you not to come.
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
Joey: They uh director. Uhh, her. (Points to an old woman standing behind him. Who glares at him and walks off.) All right, all right, it's not a gladiator movie. I work here.
Joey: Well, the movie got shutdown because they ran out of money, so I'm working here 'til it starts up again, if it ever does.
Joey: Hey-hey don't look at me! I just work here! (Walks away.)
Phoebe: But she just came up here!
Phoebe: You guys are here! Yay!
The Woman Dealer: I don't know about the hands, but the guy that was here before me just went to the bathroom.
Ross: Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun! Okay? And besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna look at you. Okay? This is Vegas! Hello! There are tons of other freaks here! (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) There are tons of freaks here. No other. No. Come on! No one will notice, I swear!
Phoebe: (seeing her) Get out of here you lurker! (She doesn't move) Go on! Get! (She throws a quarter at her.)
Ross: (gets up) All right. Y'know what? We dont have to go downstairs! We can bring Vegas up to us! (He grabs a deck of cards and pulls up a chair.) All right, come on, come on, we'll play some blackjack. Here we go. (Deals the cards.) 13.
Chandler: If you get this one, we buy everybody here a steak dinner!
Chandler: Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; (pause) and we get married here tonight.
Chandler: You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.
Chandler: Here it is! Here it is!
Ross: Excuse me sir, you've got a little something right here. (He points to the corner of his mouth and they both laugh.)
Phoebe: Fine! Here! Take a hike toots! (Gives back her quarter.)
The Security Guard: Okay lady, you're out of here.
Chandler: (looks around) Here just take this. (Hands her the sweater.)
Joey's Hand Twin: You can't sit here if you're not gonna play.
The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Didn't I just throw you out of here?
MONICA: I just can't stand you being here all the time.
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
ROSS: Wha-, you have a phone in here?
The Waitress: She says its to dry now and she wants to come back here and explain to you exactly how she wants it.
Ross: My son? Pretty serious. (Theres a knock on the door and Ross answers it.) Oh hey Katie! (The cashier from before) What uh, what are you doing here?
ROSS: Yeah. Ya know, a boy and a girl. Hopefully the girl will come first so Ben here won't feel too competitive.
Fun Bobby: Hey, sorry I'm late. But my, uh, grandfather, he- died about two hours ago. But I-I-I couldn't get a flight out 'til tomorrow, so here I am!
Mrs. Geller: Me? I'm fine, fine. I'm glad you're here. ...What's with your hair?
ROSS: [holding cream pitcher] Oh, darnit, we're all out of milk. [holds pitcher in front of Chandler's chest and flips the lid] Hey Chandler, would you fill me up here?
Monica: Okay? (To a different group) Over here we have pink suede, which is nice. But umm, if it gets wet then you know its gonna shrink.
MONICA: Wait, he's not here yet.
CHANDLER: Yeah. So do we need to hug here or. . .
Lydia: So how did you know I was even here?
Chandler: Sure! Just give me a second to get all huffy and weird like you! Do you believe that who everdid something over here last night did what they did or didn't do ...I mean come on!!
Julie: Well, little Jamie here is our third. So, if you have questions or you need anything at all, just holler.
Ross: Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, heres what happened, and Joey you-you can back me up on this. All right, about-about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing.
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
Monica: (pulling the plate back) Oh-ho! But not in here! Cant eat em in bed, remember? No crumbies!
PHOEBE: Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
Ross: You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys... are just having dinner or... watching TV or something, but... it makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs, the Yangs? They don't make me feel so good. (Joey pats Ross on his back)
MONICA: Not that, this, US. Oh my God, Ross, you-re, you're, it's jus-, you-, ever sin- you been here.
Joey: Well uh, I don't know about who's here, but I can tell you for damn sure who's not here and that's Rachel!!
RACHEL: We love you, we're here for you.
JOEY: Well uh, I had breakfast here so technically I saved $3.50.
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Priest on TV: We are gathered here today to join Joanne Louise Cunningham and Charles, Chachi-Chachi-Chachi, Arcola in the bound of holy matrimony.
Ursula: Yeah, um, I was over there, then you said, "Excuse me, hello Miss," so now Im here.
ROSS: Yes, and that's why we're here.
Joey: Oh, uh, ok. Right this way. All the other pregnant women seem to be goin' in here.
ROSS: So, listen guys, are we uh, are we ok here?
Monica: Well,fall out of it. You know, you shouldn't even be here, it's a school night. Oh god, oh god. I'm like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad. I'm Joan Collins.
Phoebe: Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know whats going on here. Okay, you guys STOP!! (They stop.) I know that, I know that youre acting mad because you think that itll make it easier to leave. But deep down youre still really sad. Deep-deep down.
RACHEL: Here are your cakes.
Joey: Well. I guess you think youre pretty special huh? Sittin up here in your fancy small hall building. Makin stars jump through hoops for ya, huh? Well yknow what? (Throws the script away) This is one star whos hoop This is a star that the hoopthis hoopI was Dr. Drake Remoray!
Monica: Heres your key. All right, you have to christen it! Now, go out and come back in!
RACHEL: Both of them are here, both of them, both of them are here?
Bernice: (over intercom) Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment.
JOEY: All right, you know what we gotta do? We gotta get you outta here. Come on, I'll buy you breakfast, let's go.
Rachel: Oh, y'know, its just like hats, and a shirt, and CDs, just sort of stuff that youve left here.
Rachel: Here, kitty-kitty. Here kitty-kitty. Where did you go, little kitty-kitty-kitty? Here kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty...
Rachel: What? What? Hes interested in you. He-he likes your hair, he just wants to know how you got here.
Chandler: Okay, heres the thing. Were gonna get you some coffee and they will never know that youre drunk.
MONICA: Finger cramp. Oh God, sorry. Here, let me get that mom.
CHANDLER: Ahhhh-gaaaahhh. Eddie what're you still doin' here?
Ross: Alright, alright. We're all adults here, there's only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies, I think, uh, you're gonna have to show her your peepee.
Rachel: All right, you know what? I am not leaving here, until you call that plane back!! (She pounds her hand on the counter twice. The ticket agent counters by placing the closed sign on the counter and tapping it twice.)
PHOEBE: Alright, here, you have to hold this. [hands Chandler a piece of paper]
PHOEBE: No. Here. [Throws them on the table.] There. Ooh, double sixes.
PHOEBE: Ok, here are the birthday candles. Where's the birthday cake?
RACHEL: Where's Chip, why isn't he here yet?
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
JOEY: Come on, I need your help here.
MACHINE: Here comes the beep, you know what to do.
DR. BURKE: Yeah. Are we nuts here?
JOEY: Oh, Richard's here. I should run down say bye to him (runs out)
Rachel: All right look lady here is the deal, I came here for an annulment and I am not leaving here until I get one!
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
RACHEL: Chandler, relax, Chandler, she'll be here.
Joey: Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.)
ROSS: Yeah, what're you guys doin' here, aren't you supposed to be Christmas shopping?
MONICA: No no, the father can, but um, since I am the roommate I can tell you that she's not here and I'll pass along the message, ok. So bye-bye.
Gunther: Okay, here are the tips for this morning. Jen gets 50, 50 for me, and Joey owes eight dollars.
JOEY: Yep, this kiss thing is defiantly a problem, Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday. Man, I gotta figure out what I'm doing wrong. Oh, okay, one of you girls come over here and kiss me.
DR. BURKE: Drops. Here, they're free.
Monica: Hi, Dad, what are you doing here?
ERNIE: Bert, Bert. Bert. Hey, what happened to my friend Bert? He was here just a moment ago. Oh no, my old friend Bert is lost.
Mrs. Geller: Well what is it? Come on sweetie, your like, freaking me out here.
MONICA: Ross, come sign this birthday card for dad. Rich is gonna be here any minute.
BARRY: And once again she is out of here. Okay who had 9:45? Um?
MONICA: There's no man in here.� How dare you accuse me of that.� (She slaps Chandler.)
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
Monica: Yeah, but her plane got delayed in Athens. But actually, (Checks watch) she should be here by now.
Gym Employee: Okay, no problem. (To someone out of the picture) Could you come here for a second?
Janice: What are you doing here?
Phoebe: Oh, I was just here looking for, um, my um, my part of an old sandwich. Oh, here it is! Oh. (picks one up out of the garbage can.)
ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.
Rachel: That is neither here nor there.
PHOEBE: [handing him the papers] Here you go. You know what, I just have one more question, um, if you had figured this out sooner and um, I had been around, do you think that I would have been the one who. . . no, um, I'm sorry, don't tell me, I don't th ink either answer would make me feel better.
Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.
Janice: Why are you shopping here? You don't live in this neighborhood. Were you here waiting for me?
Rachel: Well relax, hell be here.
Phoebe: My moms gonna be here any minute. I cant do this, I cant give him up. Yesno, I can. I dont want to. But I can. No.
CHANDLER: Woah, woah, woah. I don't need a roommate either, OK? I can afford to live here by myself. Ya know, I may have to bring in somebody once a week to lick the silverware.
Mrs. Potter: Phoebe, we have rules here, this isnt that kind of place.
Monica: Well, well Ross didnt care enough to be here, so I think hes out. You snooze you lose.
CHANDLER: Bit country? C'mon in here you roomie.
Rachel: Uh-uh-uh, right now? Because Ive kinda got an el fresco situation going on over here.
Dr. Miller: Okay then, I guess we'll see you back here in three months.
Rachel: So, I still have boxes here. I still have boxes at Rosss, and I have nowhere to live! Wow. I could so easily freak out right now.
Chandler: You got it! Here we go! Come on! This is great! (Rachel goes over and unlocks the handcuffs) Ahhh! (He starts rubbing his wrist)
Chandler: Here in Chelsea.
(Everyone looks at him. He realizes he just spilled the beans about Ross's crush on Rachel. You can hear this entire classic scene by clicking here.)
Eric: Oh, mostly fashion, so there may be models here from time to time, I hope thats cool.
Joey: (entering, with Dina) Here she is! Future fashion superstar!
Phoebe: No, no, Mr. Heckles no one is making any noise up here.
JOEY: No no, seriously, Chandler and I were just talkin about this. He is so much cooler than our dads. [Chandler starts kicking him below the table] I mean, you know, our dad's are ok, ya know, but Richard is just- ow, ow. What are you kickin me for? Huh? I'm tryin to talk here.
Monica: (turning around) Okay, heres your penis!
Ross: All right, all right. You-you-you know what I'm going to do? I am going to order another pizza and when Caitlin gets here, you-you--I will show how well I flirt. Yeah! I will, I will get her phone number! (To Chandler) And not the one on the menu!
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didnt know whether I should call or not, yknow I-I was only in town for a few days. And yknow, I didnt want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you andbut I didnt know if you wanted to see me.
Monica: Okay, here comes another camera.