words in movies
Rachel: Oh, what is wrong with me lately? I mean its like every guy I seeI mean look here. (Points behind them) Look at that guy for example, I mean normally thats not someone I would-would be attracted to, but right now, with the way Im feeling, all I want to do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack.
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?
Nurse: Just so you know, Dr. Long cant be here today, she was called to the hospital, so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you.
Dr. Schiff: Im sorry, is there something going on here?
Rachel: I think, if it was a little colder in here I could see your nipples through that sweater.
Doug: Bing my boy, were gonna get you over this. Now heres the plan, grab your coat, were going to a strip club.
Ross: Here we go. Mona umm, I think its time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us.
Ross: But thats not enough. So So heres a key to my apartment. (Hands her his key.)
Phoebe: Umm, hes here to have sex with you.
Monica: Come here. I can breath through my mouth.
Terry: Here are the audition scenes. (Holds out the script.)
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Phoebe: Um-hmm, yeah. They left me a message; they should be here any minute.
Monica: (looking at one) Oh, heres a great one.
Monica: No! You are not gonna run out and leave her here!
Melissa: Umm, is Tag here?
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
Rachel: Hi Joey! What are you doing here?
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm here. (Hands him one.)
CHANDLER: Ho, ho, ho, holy crap is it hot in here!
Phoebe: Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...
MONICA: Ok people, I want you to take a piece of paper, here you go, and write down your most embarassing memory. Oh, and I do ask that when you're not using the markers, you put the caps back on them because they will dry out.
Chandler: (Pause) Im right here!
Chandler: Im still right here!
Phoebe: So umm, now do you have any of Matt Lauers clothes here? Maybe? Just ones that havent been cleaned yet?
Kyle: Oh hey! Good, youre both here.
Chandler: Great! Okay, here. (Holds the ring up for him.)
Rachel: Oh but Joey, I have to go. Theres no room for a baby here.
Joey: Or maybe, its because youre hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday. (Everybody gets up.)
Rachel: Ok, great, because I gotta get out of here, the smell of beets is killing me!
Chandler: Come on! Why are we here?!
Chandler: You didnt bring me here to do that, did you?
Joey: Erin! Still here!
Joey: No idea? Who do you think brought her here?
Laura: You know, I... I feel like I've been here before. Are any other couples in the building adopting?
Rachel: Well look whos here!
Ross: Im a professor here uh, Ross Geller.
Rachel: (staring at him) Whno, but yknow who did stop in here looking for ya, Tennille.
Monica: Janice, what umm, what are you doing here?
Chandler: Janice, Im sorry but umm, you cant stay here tonight.
Monica: Thats right. Thats right. And that is why you cant stay here tonight. And probably why you shouldnt come to the wedding.
Mrs. Geller: She's upstairs. Monica! Come down! Everyone's here! Ross, Rachel, and the boy who hates Thanksgiving.
Chandler: Im going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade?
Ross: Come on guys, I-I really want this guy to like me. It-it would really help me out if you guys were here to make me look good.
Phoebe: No, there's no dog here?
Monica: Rosss apartment is nice! How come we don't hang out here more often?
Phoebe: There's no dog in here.
Chandler: What is it doing here?
Chandler: (scared) Is there a puppy here?
Ross: Damn, I forgot you were here.
Ross: Hey! What's she doing back here?
Chandler: (comes out of the bathroom) Here I am.
Ross: What dog? There-there's no dog here.
Joey: Oh No-no-no-no-no-no-no! He went over to Ross' to bring the dog back here!
Monica: Hello? (Listens) What?! (Listens) You what?! (Listens) Hey you listen here missy! (Listens) Wh(She is hung up on.)
Frank: Yeah!! Little Leslie is here! We got another one! Oh my God, I can't believe I have two-two children. How scary is that? (He returns to the delivery room.)
Chandler: And I will cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and do anything in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Mr. Treeger:: You think you could make a mess and the big man in coveralls will come in here and clean it up, huh? Well, why dont think of someone else for a change?
Chandler: You-you-you didnt know that. (Pause as she nods no.) Well, I guess my work here is done!
Joey: (yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! Were dying out here!
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Dr. Franzblau: All right, ten centimeters, here we go.
Gunther: Here you go.
Monica: Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.
Phoebe: Because you would rather live here with Joey.
Salesman: Hello, Sir. You're here to return those pants?
Monica: Chandler, if that dog's been here that long, and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to this dog?
Ross: What are you doing here, Santa?
Rachel: Pheebs is your grandmother maybe saying that you should live here alone?
The Producer: Im sorry, why dont we do that right now? Hes right here. (Points to a guy.)
Rachel: Joey, would you just come out here and stop being such a baby!
Joey: I can't believe what I'm hearing here.
Ross: No, it's just...you know the whole "getting on with your life" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's say you and I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. But what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here. I love you.
Phoebe: Oh! Heres Joseph Francis!
Ross: I'm the Holiday Armadillo, your part-Jewish friend. You sent me here to give Ben some presents. Remember?
Chandler: Uh, Yes. Yes. Ive just been going over your data here, and little thing, youve been post-dating your Friday numbers.
Paul: Honey, we dont have any bears here.
Ross: Yes. Yes. Just here (Runs his fingers down the bridge of his nose) and there (Runs his fingers across his forehead).
Ross: Oh here, I think this is us. (Reading the name cards.) Yeah.
Joey: (to the waiter) What are you still doin here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!
Chandler: Alright! That is it. This is our apartment and you can not behave this way. Now if you can't act your age then you shouldn't be here at all. Now those plates may not be as nice as the pretty pink ones I picked out, but they're very important to Monica. I want you to apologize to her right now.
Phoebe: (Phoebe hangs up and someone knocks on the door. She gasps.) They're here already? How are they doing this?
Monica: Am I doing here? Why? Surprised to see me? Ross brought me. How do you like that?!
Tag: Hey, I wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.
Monica: Oooh, I wish she could stay here, but Chandler is allergic!
Phoebe: Shh! Get me out of here.
Joey: Come here, check this out!
Rachel: Oh, heres that trench-coat that you wanted.
Monica: Im getting married!!!! Im gonna be a bride!!!! (Someone else yells at her.) No, I will not shut up because Im engaged! (He yells again.) Ohh, big talk! Huh, why dont you come over here and say that to me?! Huh, buddy?! Yeah, my fiancee will kick your ass! (Chandler starts to look worried.) Come on, apartment 20! Apartment 20!
Phoebe: What?! No, you cant, you cant leave me here with them! Were baby-sitting!
Rachel: Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now Im not saying that theres any connection here yknow, but they did tell me thats why they got divorced.
Tag: Its not here.
Monica: Here, let me make the milk, Im up anyway.
Monica: Ohh! Ohhhh! Were you sleeping sweetie? Im sorry. Here. (Hands the mug of milk to him.)
Nurse #2: Its not hopeless! Dr. Stryker Remorays a miracle worker. Look, here he comes.
Ross: Okay, here I go.
Tag: Well, its not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
Phoebe: Oh my God! How did you get back here?!
Rachel: Theyre having their baby! Its not fair Ross we got here first! Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.
Rachel: Well, yknow I was thinking of moving the couch over here.
Ross: (To Monica) Lets grab our stuff and get the hell out of here.
Rachel: Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all time. I was just wondering, do you think there's a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips?
Chandler: I stayed home from work today while you were at rehearsal so somebody could be here with our chick!
{Transcribers Note: Tradition was broken here as there were no commercials immediately after the opening credits, just more show.}
Mr. Geller: Im here!
Phoebe: Oh. Well umm, okay heres a weird thing. My mother was also a supply manager.
Phoebe: Okay, I understand why Superman is here, but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunnys funeral?
Earl: (screaming) Im right here!!!!
Mr. Geller: So, I think youre boxes are over here. (They walk over to them.)
Rachel: No, yknow what? Maybe somebody came in here and fixed it! Or something!