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MRS GREEN: This is just so exciting. You know, I never worked. I went straight from my father's house to the sorority house to my husband's house. I am just so proud of you.
RACHEL: I know. And Mom, I realize you and Daddy were upset when I didn't marry Barry and get the big house in the suburbs with all the security and everything, but this is just so much better for me, you know?
[Scene: The beach house, Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge.]
Rachel: Alright thanks, oh Ross could you stop by the coffee house and get me a muffin?
Phoebe: All right, prude... Look, Monica and Chandler really love this house. You are not gonna talk them into staying here.
Mr. Geller: (Pointing items out on the bill.) Flowers, liquor, recarpet first floor. New guest bath, landscaping. Im paying to remodel this guys house. (Angrily gets up.) Im going to give that son on a bitch, a piece of my mind.
Pete: Oh, believe me, I dont want to get hurt either. Im being smart about this. See these guys? Theyre the best trainers in the world, and Hoshi here used to be a paid assassin. (Hoshi yells at him in Chinese) A house painter! He used to be a house painter.
[Scene: Outside Phoebe's dad's house. Phoebe is running back to the cab.]
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
JANITOR: Meet me in the nocturnal house in 15 minutes.
[Scene: The beach house, Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Monica are still going on about the house.]
CHANDLER: Ya know I think this is much better than the coffee house.
[Scene: Phoebe's dad's house. Phoebe pulls up in the cab with Rachel and Joey in the back.]
Chandler: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
MRS. GELLER: Oh, Jack look, there's that house paint commercial that cracks you up. [the Gellers return to watching TV and Ross goes over to Monica]
JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.
Rachel: Yes okay. (Checking the speed dial again.) Well now see this isnt telling us anything. (Reading the speed dial) Joe. Carlos. Peter. Ooh! Peter Luger! T hats a steak house!
Monica: White House adviser? Clinton's campaign guy? The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt?
(Jamie Buchman and Fran Devanow enter the coffee house. They look about them as Jamie removes her coat and scarf.)
[Scene: Outside Phoebe's dad's house. The cab pulls up.]
Phoebe: Thats a dog, every house should have a dog.
Monica: Oh Rachel, I know the best coffee house and its sooo close.
Strange man: (he bounds into the house) I knew you'd be here!
Monica: No, umm, he met some girl at the coffee house.
Phoebe: I dont know, they both want to live in a house of cheese! I dont know how you fight that.
Joey: It's a name, yeah. I saw you, you know, in this great house with a big pool.
Ross: This is the coolest house ever!!
Chandler: (entering) Hey, my Fathers house does that!
Phoebe: Well, maybe its so big because the house was built on radioactive waste.
Phoebe: Yeah! How would you like it if I sent you to Lee Majors house and told you that he liked you, and you went down there and you found out that he didnt like you? How would you feel?
Monica: Oh, great! Just what you want for a new house with infants. Bird feces.
[Scene: Joeys sisters house, theyre finishing up dinner.]
Phoebe: Well, shes out of town so, theres gotta be something in her house that tells me where my Father is.
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, Phoebe is breaking in through a window.]
Chandler: Well, can we help?! You want us to take you back to the house?!
[cut to Phoebe Sr.s house, from the last episode]
JOEY: Huh? Never really thought about the writers. The scripts just kinda come to my house. But you know what? This makes me look good, which makes the show look good, which makes the writers look good so how could they be mad about that?
Chandler: (entering with Joey) (to Monica) Coffee house?
Phoebe: Wow, a house for dolls, that is so cool! When I was kid, I had a barrel.
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, its right after she told Phoebe that shes her birth mother.]
Phoebe Sr: Well, yes, its kindve an unusual house. It has umm, three beautiful bedrooms and ah, no baths. But y'know, the ocean is right there.
Rachel: I’m telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester, the went in for like forty-five minutes and then they came out looking pretty happy!
LITTLE BULLY: Well then here's the deal, you won't have to so long as never ever show your faces in this coffee house ever again.
Ross: Emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house. You know she can’t sleep without it.
[Scene: Outside the beach house, Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel.]
[Scene: Phoebe Sr. house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone. By the way, its still raining outside.]
[Scene: The beach house, Rachels bedroom. She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door.]
[Scene: The beach house, at night. Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over.]
Phoebe: Okay, (starts to pack up her stuff) fine. Come dinosaur, were not welcome in the house of no imagination.
Rachel: Umm Pheebs, remember when we were in the coffee house we decided that I was going to keep the uh, the cute guys cell phone?
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, theres a knock on the door.]
Phoebe: (to her date) Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. (points to the stage)
Rachel: (crying) Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
[cut to Monica opening the door of the beach house, with Chandler trying to pick her up for a date.]
Rachel: Oh, yeah, well Yeah, no use wasting this baby, just lyin around the house.
Phoebe: Oh...yes..is this..umm..Emilys Parents house.
[Scene: Moving Shot towards The Waltham House. A phone is ringing.]
Joey: Yep! Looks like its gonna be a leeeeean Christmas at the Dragon house this year.
Mrs. Geller: How could it be so much? The receptions at their house.
[Scene: San Diego Zoo. Ross and the janitor are in the nocturnal house.]
Joey: (glares at him for a moment, then admits grudgingly) Maybe. Well, I just think you guys can do better than this house, you know? Or any other house for that matter.
[Scene: Outside the beach house, Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel.]
Monica: Come here! Come here! (They hug.) Sweetie you dont have to worry. No, besides yknow what? Im gonna have a lot of new things with you. The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid
[Scene: The beach house, the next morning. Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter. He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face.]
Joey: Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said (aping Amy badly) "Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!" I don’t need that kind of talk in my house!
Monica: Well, I guess we won't be warming his house.
Don: No. But God, a house made of cheese, wouldnt that be incredible?!
Eric: Oh, yeah, during the summer, I spend most weekends at my sisters beach house, which you are welcome to use by the way. Although, I should probably tell you, shes a porn star. (Chandler breaks his pencil in half)
Monica: I dont believe you spent my wedding fund on the beach house!
Phoebe Sr: No, no, thats just Chuck Magioni, I-I sold him a house last year! And Im very sorry, but I dont know where your Father is, and thats the truth.
Rachel: Hey, can I borrow the key to your house so I can run across the street and make a copy?
[Scene: Mike's parents house, the dining room. Mike, Phoebe, Mike's parents and the Angles are there.]
Chandler: Y'know what Rach, maybe you should just, y'know stay here at the coffee house.
Rachel: Bye house!
Chandler: Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.
[Scene: The ride along, they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before.]
Chandler: The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me.
[Scene: Back in the cab in front of Phoebe's dad's house.]
[Scene: A Fire House, Phoebe has gone to break up with Vince.]
Chandler: You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller! The eyesore from the Liberace house of crap!
Rachel: (from another room) Oh my God, what a great surprise! This is such a beautiful house.
CHANDLER: The mean guys at the coffee house took my hat.
Mr. Geller: We have it. Only now, we call it the beach house.
Rachel: (To Ross) You know what? We should call my mum's house and say goodnight to Emma before she goes down.
Phoebe: Well, I said, I told him y'know, that I was the executor person of Francis' will and that I needed to talk to him so I'm gonna meet him at the coffee house later.
Phoebe: (holding a dinosaur) Okay, dinosaur attack!! Quick, everybody into the house!! Ahh-ahh! (the dinosaur starts attacking the house. She starts to bark like a dog.) Roof! Rrroof-roof-roof!
Phoebe: Yes! I will have the green salad, umm the house salad, and waters fine.
Ross: (on phone) Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! (Listens) Yes were surprised! (Listens) Who did you leave a message with?
Phoebe: That sucks! That's not a trip! I just came from the park! What are we gonna high five about at the stupid Central Park? "Well, it's right by my house, all right!"
Ross: Dad, we-we cant believe youre selling the house.
Rachel: Yes, it bothers me Ross, but y'know if he was a regular at the coffee house, Id be serving him sneezers.
[Scene: The beach house, its the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachels and Bonnies rooms, trying to decide which door to choose. He finally chooses the one his right and goes in.]
Rachel: we went back the house and we got really silly and we we made out.
Monica: Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity to use up all the food that I don't want to move to the new house with me! So, enjoy: smoke oyster casserole with a breakfast cereal crust, kidney beans in their own juices, and for dessert, a questionable orange.
Monica: You bought the beach house when I was 23!
Cassie: I guess the last time we really hung out was when our parents rented that beach house together.
[Scene: Mike's parents house again.]
Monica: Do you realize this is probably the last time well all be here in the coffee house as six single people?
[Scene: Joeys sisters house, Chandler hits himself on the head three times and knocks on the door three times. Joey answers it.]
Monica: I cant believe mom and dad are selling the house!
[Scene: Doug's house, Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner.]