words in movies
Joey: Noo, (whispering) more like a notebook... Damn it! (next word appears: "blueprint") Oh, if I'm building an house, the plan isn't called the 'shmoo-print'... Can't say that either? Woha... hey... (the last word is "Football field" and there are 5 seconds left) In high school, I once had sex with a girl right in the middle of the...
[Scene: Phoebe Sr. house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone. By the way, its still raining outside.]
[Scene: The beach house, Rachels bedroom. She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door.]
RACHEL: I know. And Mom, I realize you and Daddy were upset when I didn't marry Barry and get the big house in the suburbs with all the security and everything, but this is just so much better for me, you know?
Rachel: Umm Pheebs, remember when we were in the coffee house we decided that I was going to keep the uh, the cute guys cell phone?
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, theres a knock on the door.]
Phoebe: Okay, (starts to pack up her stuff) fine. Come dinosaur, were not welcome in the house of no imagination.
[Scene: The beach house, at night. Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over.]
Rachel: (crying) Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
Phoebe: (to her date) Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. (points to the stage)
Rachel: Oh, yeah, well Yeah, no use wasting this baby, just lyin around the house.
[cut to Monica opening the door of the beach house, with Chandler trying to pick her up for a date.]
Phoebe: Oh...yes..is this..umm..Emilys Parents house.
[Scene: Moving Shot towards The Waltham House. A phone is ringing.]
Mrs. Geller: How could it be so much? The receptions at their house.
Monica: Come here! Come here! (They hug.) Sweetie you dont have to worry. No, besides yknow what? Im gonna have a lot of new things with you. The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid
Joey: Yep! Looks like its gonna be a leeeeean Christmas at the Dragon house this year.
[Scene: The beach house, the next morning. Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter. He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face.]
Joey: Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said (aping Amy badly) "Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!" I don’t need that kind of talk in my house!
Joey: (glares at him for a moment, then admits grudgingly) Maybe. Well, I just think you guys can do better than this house, you know? Or any other house for that matter.
[Scene: San Diego Zoo. Ross and the janitor are in the nocturnal house.]
[Scene: Outside the beach house, Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel.]
Eric: Oh, yeah, during the summer, I spend most weekends at my sisters beach house, which you are welcome to use by the way. Although, I should probably tell you, shes a porn star. (Chandler breaks his pencil in half)
Monica: Well, I guess we won't be warming his house.
[Scene: Mike's parents house, the dining room. Mike, Phoebe, Mike's parents and the Angles are there.]
Monica: I dont believe you spent my wedding fund on the beach house!
Don: No. But God, a house made of cheese, wouldnt that be incredible?!
Rachel: Hey, can I borrow the key to your house so I can run across the street and make a copy?
Phoebe Sr: No, no, thats just Chuck Magioni, I-I sold him a house last year! And Im very sorry, but I dont know where your Father is, and thats the truth.
Chandler: Y'know what Rach, maybe you should just, y'know stay here at the coffee house.
Chandler: Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.
Rachel: Bye house!
CHANDLER: The mean guys at the coffee house took my hat.
[Scene: The ride along, they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before.]
[Scene: Back in the cab in front of Phoebe's dad's house.]
Chandler: The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me.
[Scene: A Fire House, Phoebe has gone to break up with Vince.]
Rachel: (from another room) Oh my God, what a great surprise! This is such a beautiful house.
Mr. Geller: We have it. Only now, we call it the beach house.
Chandler: You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller! The eyesore from the Liberace house of crap!
Ross: Dad, we-we cant believe youre selling the house.
Phoebe: (holding a dinosaur) Okay, dinosaur attack!! Quick, everybody into the house!! Ahh-ahh! (the dinosaur starts attacking the house. She starts to bark like a dog.) Roof! Rrroof-roof-roof!
Rachel: (To Ross) You know what? We should call my mum's house and say goodnight to Emma before she goes down.
Phoebe: Well, I said, I told him y'know, that I was the executor person of Francis' will and that I needed to talk to him so I'm gonna meet him at the coffee house later.
Phoebe: Yes! I will have the green salad, umm the house salad, and waters fine.
Ross: (on phone) Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! (Listens) Yes were surprised! (Listens) Who did you leave a message with?
[Scene: The beach house, its the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachels and Bonnies rooms, trying to decide which door to choose. He finally chooses the one his right and goes in.]
Rachel: Yes, it bothers me Ross, but y'know if he was a regular at the coffee house, Id be serving him sneezers.
Phoebe: That sucks! That's not a trip! I just came from the park! What are we gonna high five about at the stupid Central Park? "Well, it's right by my house, all right!"
Rachel: we went back the house and we got really silly and we we made out.
Monica: You bought the beach house when I was 23!
Cassie: I guess the last time we really hung out was when our parents rented that beach house together.
Monica: Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity to use up all the food that I don't want to move to the new house with me! So, enjoy: smoke oyster casserole with a breakfast cereal crust, kidney beans in their own juices, and for dessert, a questionable orange.
Monica: Do you realize this is probably the last time well all be here in the coffee house as six single people?
[Scene: Mike's parents house again.]
Monica: I cant believe mom and dad are selling the house!
[Scene: Doug's house, Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner.]
Phoebe: I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha. (She removes this large ceramic dog that comes up to the second floor and places it next to the house.)
[Scene: Joeys sisters house, Chandler hits himself on the head three times and knocks on the door three times. Joey answers it.]
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
[Scene: Mike's parents house. Dining room again. Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are.]
Amy: Listen, um about the hair straightener, honey.. I really need one. I'm going to have dinner at my boyfriend's house.
Ross: I don't know. I mean I have plenty of opportunity. Just just now there were some women at the coffee house smiled at me.And then the other day on the subway a woman "accidentally" sat on my hand.
Chandler: So you you dont want to live with Don in a cheese house?
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
Ken: You can come to my house!
Mike: I'm not blowing her off, I actually just got off the phone with her, were going out tomorrow night, I mean I hope that's ok with you stranger from the coffee house.
Ross: Oh no-no-no, were just two people who happen to run into each other here at the coffee house. (He winks at her.)
(Joey comes in from the back of the coffee house)
RACHEL: When I was um, 7, I crashed my bike right out in front of his house and to stop me from crying he kissed me right here. [points to the tip of her nose]
Ross: I think you made it clear you cannot be trusted with the ball inside the house!
Phoebe: Well, nobody wants a ghost. But youve got one, because the house is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground.
[Scene: The beach house, Chandler is simulating hes coming to pick up Monica for a date. Chandler knocks on the door, and Monica answers it.]
Phoebe: Yes! I do! All the time! I love them! Oh my God! I did it! Its me! Its me! I burned down the house! I burned down the house!
Isabella: ...because I have a list of five goofy coffee house guys and yesterday I bumped you for that guy over there. (points at a guy and leaves)
Phoebe: So you dont know thats Barneys the store! That can be yknow his friends house, or a bar. Who has Barneys the store on their speed dial?
Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh, and Monica gets to keep her? In her house? I am so jealous!
Chandler: Actually, we already found a house we love.
Monica: So? What do you think of the house?
Ross: You know what, if you wanna look for a house, that's okay.
Ross: (sarcastic) So you wanna buy a house in the 50's?
Chandler: Phoebe thinks you and Don are soul mates, and I dont believe in that kind of stuff. But then you two totally get along. So look, I wont stand in your way if you want to run off with Don and live in a house of cheese.
Ross: You put an offer on a house?
Monica: Oh my God! My God! We've got the house !?
Chandler: We got the house.
Chandler: We're getting the house. (they hug) We're getting the house.
Joey: Yeah, I figure they'll love it at the new house, you know? It has that big backyard. And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that Chandler took the other chick and duck to.
Chandler: Well, I didn't know how to tell you before, but... We got the house.
[Scene: The beach house, its still raining. Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monicas nails, and theyre all drinking margaritas, obviously bored.]
Monica: All right. I know you're not happy about us moving, but you're the only one who hasn't seen the house.
Monica: Thank you for letting us see the house again.
Joey: Oh, hi, I'm Joey. My stupid friends are buying this house. Who are you?
Monica: Joey, now that you're okay with the house, do you wanna go see your room?
Girl: I'm Mackenzie. My stupid parents are selling this house.
Monica: No, actually, we're buying the house next door. (Janice gasps)
Monica: But we love our house.
Janice: But I love my husband. And I know you love your wife. Now, I don't think we should get this house now.
Chandler: It feels like we’re cheating on our house. And if we’re gonna cheat, shouldn’t it be with like a hot, younger house, that does stuff that our house won’t do?
Rachel: But Erin Brockovich had her own house.
Big Nosed Rachel: Guess what?! All that stuff about Nancy Branson being a slut was all a rumor so Chip dumped her and he wants to come over to my house tonight!
Joey: (thinking) Uhm... oh! Okay. You come with me, and you tell them that the house is haunted!