words in movies
Phoebe: Or we could use it to call China. See how those guys are doing.
Rachel: Oh hey-hey wait! How do we fairly decide who gets the phone?
Joey: That was a great scene! And-and-and that slap looks so real! How do you do that?
Joey: Oh anyway, I just wanted to say how wonderful I think you are.
Cecilia: And if it were true, how dare you come to me ask me for tips about a character that Ive been playing for 20 yearsIll give you a tip! (She throws her drink in his face.)
Rachel: How are ya?
Rachel: And remember how I said I was going to keep it in my purse so that if it rang I could just pick it up?
Rachel: Oh my God! I bet thats him. My digital fairy tale is about to begin. I wonder how I should be? Should I be uh (In a sexy voice) Hello? Or should I be (Happily) Hi! Its Rach (Phoebe knocks the phone out of Rachels hand, catches it, and answers it.) Would you stop doing that?!
Phoebe: Oh? And how will you know what time to come over?
Joey: Hey! Now, Ive been watching some tapes, hows this? (In a British accent.) "Jessica Lockhart will never step foot in this place again! Ever!!"
Ross: How did you know about that?!
[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart.]
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wow! How long were we arguing for?
Cecilia: How does it happen?
Joey: Ohh. Wow! Well how-how, how will you be gone?
Kristen: But how about tomorrow?
Ross: Phoebe, how could you do this to me?!
ROSS: Would you look at that guy, I mean how long has he been talking to her. It's like, back off buddy she's a waitress not a geisha.
Phoebe: No, its New York magazine. Its an article about the best schools in the city. So how well do you know Sting?
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part.]
Joey: Come on man, really how old?!
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
Ginger: Its okay if it bothers you. Really. I mean the only thing I need to know is: How much it bothers you? because I dont like wasting my time. Am I wasting my time?
Ross: Hey, remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday?
Phoebe: So-so how long did that last for you and Chandler?
RACHEL: Well how can that be, you were just kissing Sabrina?
Chandler: How is that ever going to happen?!
Phoebe: No, you don't! She's going to Paris! She is going to meet somebody. Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris? It's... It's a city of Gunthers!
Ross: Postpone it? Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? Do you my sisters teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh? (He puts his pants on backwards.) This isnt right.
Chandler: Okay, uh, how about, how aboutyknow what? We could play a new game. A new game, its fun.
Monica: Hey guys! You found the presents? Chandler, you let them find the presents? Great! Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier?
Monica: How much?
Monica: How? I dont have any money.
Phoebe: (entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!
Monica: How many kids were we gonna have?
Phoebe: (in voice, on phone) 'Okay, go ahead.' (in normal voice on phone) Um, hi Annie. (listens) Fantastic! (to Joey) You got it. (on phone) Oh, okay, um, 'Will he work for scale?' you ask me. Well, I don't know about that, (Joey clears his throat to signify yes) except that I do and he will. Great, oh you are such a sweetheart. I would love to have lunch with you, how about we have lunch next....(hangs up phone) Op, went through a tunnel.
Chandler: Hey! Hows the boat?!
Rachel: (returning) Wait-wait-wait, I just thought of another story about how nice Ross is!
Rachel: Wrong! How do you get the mainsail up?
Monica: Hey! How was sailing?
Monica: Hey! How was it?
Rachel: Well yeah, I wish that you would. (He opens the top drawer.) Well, no its not in there! (Closes it.) How about that drawer? (She points to the bottom one and he opens it. She doesnt see the folder she planted and bends over to check.)
SUSIE: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?
Rachel: Okay, well this is all very impressive Hilda, um I just have one last question for you. Uh, how did I do? Was this okay?
[Scene: Central Park, Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike. Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also.]
Joey: Yeah, and oh she's really nice too. She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.
Dr. Mitchell: Look at this, it's from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine, so how could we resist?
Ross: (To Chandler) How could you tell her?!
Phoebe: HeyOoh, hows Hilda? Is she working out?
Joey: How could this happen to me?! Yesterday I had two TV shows! Today, I got nothin!
Rachel: All right I know, I know how it looks Pheebs, but Im telling you
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
Rachel: How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? Ill pay.
Tag: (To her, in the Joey voice) How you doin?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile. Chandler is smiling.]
Chandler: Hi! Howd it go?
RACHEL: This is how I would hold a football.
Phoebe: (pauses as he figures out how to answer that) Because Im normal! That was the one legacy my grandmother left me, and I know you wanted it as an engagement present.
Phoebe: All right. Hold on. (She starts digging in the chair.) I got it. Nickel! (Donates it.) How much more do we need?
Rachel: How come you are?!
Chandler: Hey, buddy boy, howd the audition go?
Monica: How?
Joey: Obviously! So, how do we decide?
Rachel: Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?
Rachel: Oh, why do you even bother? I already ruined her first birthday... And do you know how important these early experiences are Ross? Very! According to the back cover of that book that you gave me.
Joey: Oh wow Wayne, its not really something you can teach yknow? Its pretty much something youre born with if you(Off Chandlers look)You-you can teach it! Ill show you right how to do it.
Chandler: No! That was a lie! See how easy that was?
Joey: (still skeptical) Yeah, look how that worked out.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe is still investigating the smoke detector trying to figure out how to stop the beeping.]
Joey: How can you say that?! The Mets have no closer!
Rachel: So hows it goin with Joey?
Ross: Yes? Yes?! How can I help you?
Phoebe: So how was, how was your date?
ESTL: Oh, I see. Well, I'm just gonna put in a call here and we'll find out what's goin' on and straighten it out. [picks up the phone] Yeah, hi, Lori please. [pause] Hi darling. So how 'bout Joey Tribbiani for the part of the cab driver, isn't he terrific? [pause] Uh-huuuuh. [pause] Uh-huuuuh. OK, doll. Talk to you later. [hangs up] [to Joey] Yeah, you're gonna have to sleep with her.
Ross: Wow, how many have you got?
Joey: Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...
Joey: Okay. Okay, so Im writing you a check for So you fell asleep during my movie. Big deal right? How do you clear this thing?
Ross: Yknow what, I dont know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.
Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I dont wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know Youre the reason, you are the reason why their not together. and I hated that guy. And it didnt matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.
The Head Librarian: How can I help you?
Monica: Rosss apartment is nice! How come we don't hang out here more often?
DR. BURKE: Yeah, since the divorce, when anybody asks me how I am, it's always with a sympathetic head tilt. [demonstrating] 'How ya doin'? You OK?'
Rachel: How are you holding up?
Phoebe: So, how are things going with crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?
Rachel: Oh, hi! How are you doing?
Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know youre mad, but I just want to say Im sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Yknow? I mean, yknow how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?
[Scene: Central Park, Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike.]
Frank: Yeah!! Little Leslie is here! We got another one! Oh my God, I can't believe I have two-two children. How scary is that? (He returns to the delivery room.)
Ross: Pheebs you uh you do know how to ride a bike dont you?
Rachel: (counting the place settings) How come we have one extra place setting?
Ross: Phoebe, you cant get out of this! Okay? You have to learn how to ride a bike!
(Ross is having a fit, about how calm Tommy is now)
MONICA: Alright, before I tell you, uh, why don't you tell me how many women you've been with.
Joey: You mean how they're friends and nothing more? (Glares at Rachel.)
Monica: How?
Joey: So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts, had a blast. And yknow who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.
CHANDLER: Yes, how 'bout a verse of Killing Me Softly. You're gonna sneeze on my fish, aren't you?
PHOEBE: What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. I mean you don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.
Monica: How did it go?
Chandler: How do you know so much about this?
Phoebe: Yes, thank you. You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums.
Ross: All right, all right. You-you-you know what I'm going to do? I am going to order another pizza and when Caitlin gets here, you-you--I will show how well I flirt. Yeah! I will, I will get her phone number! (To Chandler) And not the one on the menu!
Joey: See look, women, carrying the bag. (He puts it on his shoulder and looks at himself in the mirror and likes what he sees.) But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man.
Ross: Wow, did not know that! May I say how lovely you look today?
Salesman: Oh. Okay! How can I help you?
Rachel: (returning) Okay, remember uh, remember how you told me that your grandmother put up that wall to make that into two bedrooms?
Ross: Hey Joe, while youre over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?
Monica: (to the couple on her left) So, how about you huh? How do you know the happy couple?
Phoebe: No Dr. Skeptismo! Im sure. First of all, okay, theres the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mothers favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an Oh my God. gesture) Oh, I havent seen this smile in 17 years!
Joey: How ya doin?
Phoebe: Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get yknow, real (lifts up the towel) nice and tight. So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area.
Male Jeweler: (ignoring her) How would you like to pay?
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
Joey: Actually, y'know its kinda cold, so how about I keep my boxers on, and give you all a peek at the good stuff?
Chandler: Okay, so how bummed were you when the second sister died huh?