words in movies
Chandler: Yeah y-you, how hard is it to say something? Rachel came over to borrow something.
Ross: Oh hey, hey, huh, how about this weekend we have a laser disc marathon okay, and maybe a tournament on my new dart board? Huh, huh, what do you think? (in an Irish accent) Two days of darts, itll be great!
Rachel: So you know how to fix it?
Monica: I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?
Monica: Hey. Its three in the morning. They dont know that Ive come home yet. You notice how neither one of them are wondering where I am.
Phoebe: Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.
Chandler: And that's how you bought it?
Chandler: No. How are ya Paul? (Starts to look for his credit card.)
Joey: How is it you?
Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (Hes about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachels room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) Thats so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar (Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) wouldnt be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his (Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)
ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.
Phoebe: Well, how could it not be breezy, no, 'cause, you're, you're in such a breezy place.
Janice: So, how come you wanted to eat in tonight?
Ross: (to Joey) How 'bout instead you, go get changed! (to Chandler) You, give him back his underwear! I'm gonna go get a cab, and I want everyone down stairs in two minutes! Monica!
Ross: Okay, well here we are. Now were in a tough spot again, Rach. What do you want to do? How do you want to handle it? Huh? Do you wanna fight for us? Or, do you wanna bail? (sits down next to her) Look, I, (on the verge of tears) I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing. Okay? And Im sorry, I wish I could take it back, but I cant. (We see Monica and Phoebe are almost in tears.) I just cant see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. Rachel, I love you so much.
Dina: Look, Rachels told me how much easier youve made all this on her. Why cant you do that for me?
Frank: How are you?
Rachel: Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don't just give up something like that.
Monica: So hows it going with you guys?
Phoebe: Oh, how do you play the shadow game?
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Chandler: How did you know? (Heads back into the bathroom)
Joey: Okay, but lets say there was. How might that go?
Monica: Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. Thats what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.
MNCA: Well, we just happen to go to alot of places where you might drink. I mean, how do you go to a wine tasting without having a drink? Or... or to a club, or to the... zoo.
Ross: So how many more do you have tomorrow?
Chandler: Umm, hows it going with you guys?
Rachel: Then how come it is?
ROSS: Hi honey, how did it go?
Dr. Rosen: This is a great place. How long have you lived here?
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh! How was teaching last night?
Joey: Whoa, jam! I love jam! (to Chandler) Hey, how come we never have jam at our place?
Joey: I swear to god, Dad. That's not how they measure pants.
RACH: Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look?
Phoebe: Listen, I need to ask you something. Ok, you know how my step dad's in prison.
CHANDLER: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
Phoebe: I dont know, they both want to live in a house of cheese! I dont know how you fight that.
CHANDLER: Well now you understand how I feel every single day, ok? The world is my lesbian wedding.
Janice: How did you know?
Chandler: No! In his office! How many kisses were there?
Ross: Hows my little boy?
Monica: How are we gonna do that? Theres no way.
Monica: How can you tell? You can only see the back of his head!
Phoebe: So. This has always been Monicas bed, what youre just noticing now, how self-involved are you?
Janice: (entering) Hows my Bing-a-ling?
Chandler: Okay, well it this bed isnt new, how come there is plastic on the mattress?
Phoebe: Okay, so how do we decide that?
Monica: Joey, youre this guys teacher. I mean how could you do this?
Rachel: Wait, how long?
Rachel: Because it is too damn hard Ross. I can't even begin to explain to you how much I'm gonna miss you. When I think about not seeing you every day, it makes me not want to go... Okay, so if you think that I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me. So there, all right, there's your goodbye... Oh!
Joey: Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, ok? (To the Hombre Man) Hey, how ya doin'?
Joey: No. Y'know how were always saying we need a place for the mail.
Phoebe: I think it's just y'know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you're looking for something and you just dont even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffeeOh no, have I said to much? Well it's just something to think about. I know I will.
RYAN: Can you believe how we spent our two weeks together?
Waiter: Eh, okay, the waiters have a little pool going. We have a bet on how long it'll take before you give up and go home.
Chandler: Oh my God, how did you do that?
Chandler: So, how many have you sold so far?
Monica: Wow. Joey, (sarcastically) how do you do it?
Ross: Huh. Well, good luck to Dad. Say, how many more boxes would you have to sell in order to win?
Phoebe: Wow. Okay, I dont know how to talk to you.
Ross: No! Okay, you mean, you're not gonna talk to her, you're not gonna tell her how you feel?
ROSS: [sitting at table talking to a girl] It's hard to tell because I'm sweating, but I use exactly what the gel bottle says, an amount about the size of a pea. How, how can that be too much?
Phoebe: How can you not know which one?
Rachel: So, how are you?
Joey: Well, that is usually what I would do. But I just never thought youd be on the receiving end of it. How could you do this?!
Ross: Howd did it go?
Ross: Why?! How?! How is he a genius?
Monica: So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?
Chandler: Well, lets just say its ironic how footage of someone being born can make you want to kill yourself.
Joey: How little are they? I mean, are they like scary little?
Joey: Hey! (starts to laugh.) Hows it going?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne.]
Joey: What?! How could you do that, how could you think she was Mary-Angela?
Joey: Oh yeah? Then how come I keep(He notices that the marker board they use has been left on the entertainment center and holds up his discovery.)
Ross: (looking at the remote) How did he do this?
Monica: How can you not remember? You made us call you...Bea.
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?
Ross: Oh-ho please. Ask her how?
Ross: Oh, come here sweetie, listen, youre gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job. (she glares at him) Thats not how that was supposed to come out.
Rachel: How often do you read it?
Mr. Kaplan: (entering) Hows that coffee comin, dear?
Chandler: You ah, you have, you have to leave, now? How come?
MONICA: Really? Wow, well then come on, I wanna show you how to fold the toilet paper into a point.
Monica: So umm, how was your date with Ginger?
Phoebe: Remember how you said you were really dense about poetry? Oh. (hugs her)
Ross: (loudly so that everyone can hear) Hey lady! I don't care how much you want it! Okay?! I am not gonna to have sex with you in the bathroom! (Rachel sinks lower on her chair trying to hide.)
Ross: What, do you, well umm, oh how about I come up there?
Chandler: So tell me, how do- how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me?...Sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the change in my pocket?
Agency guy: So, how’s everything going in here?
Ross: Chloe, Chloe hows it coming?!!
Rachel: Okay! All right! How was she?
Rachel: Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, lets talk about it!! How was she?
Chandler: Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne...
Phoebe: All right, no, well I want to kill them to, but their boys, y'know how are we gonna beat three boys?
Mr. Kaplan: Well, dont think I havent noticed your potential. Well, Ive got a project for you thats a lot more related to fashion. How does that sound?
Chandler: Thats a bad duck!!! (to Ross) Howd the thing go tonight, Ross?
Joey: (to Monica) Hey, how much will you give me to eat this whole jar of olives?
Frank: How are you?
Mrs. Bing: Really stupid. And I don't even know how it happened. I'm sorry, honey, I promise it will never happen again. Are we okay now?
Monica: Hows the big anniversary dinner?
Rachel: Really?! How come we didnt cross paths?
RACH: [distracted] How long do cats live?
Joey: Me too. I mean I havent thought at all about how I put myself out there and said all that stuff and how you didnt feel the same way about me and-and how it was really awkward.