words in movies
Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?
Emily: Hows it gonna be all right?!
Chandler: How can I answer that when Im pretending I dont know you?
Chandler: Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them?
Ross: Postpone it? Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? Do you my sisters teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh? (He puts his pants on backwards.) This isnt right.
Emily: Its not the pants. Its you that is backwards. And if, and if you dont understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldnt get married at all! (She storms out.)
Phoebe: Okay, how do you feel now?
Chandler: How did you? How? How?
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
Monica: Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?
Monica: Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. Thats what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.
Joey: That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?
Rachel: Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does. But I have to tell him how I feel! He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision.
Housekeeper: This is the housekeeper speaking. And by the way, young lady, that is not how one addresses oneself on the telephone. First one identifies oneself and then asks for the person with whom one wishes to speak.
Mr. Waltham: (Shaking everyone's hand.) Hello. Hello. How do you do? How do you do? Very nice to meet you. (Looking over at his wife.) Darling its the Gellers. (She pays no attention shes talking on a cellular phone.) (Louder) Darling, its the Gellers. (Shes still not responding.) Shes very self-absorbed, you know. I should never have married her.
Mrs. Geller: We know how expensive weddings can be, besides this may be the only wedding we get to throw (patting Monica on the shoulder.).
Mrs. Geller: How could it be so much? The receptions at their house.
Mrs. Geller: Ooh, Jack....(He looks over to her) Sometimes I forget how powerful you can be. (They embrace and kiss passionately.)
Rachel: Ohh, okay, how about five. (She hands her all the credit cards.) Ohh, thank you.
Chandler: So how are you doing?
Chandler: So, ahh, how are ya? How ya...How ya... You okay?
Rachel: But he has to know how I feel!
Joey: (In a New York accent.) Fuggetaboutit. (She giggles.) How you doin?
Joey: We should really learn how to play the real way. (Moves another piece.)
Monica: They wouldnt have put it there if it didnt do something! How can you not care?
Rachel: Uh great! How do you feel about Diet Coke?
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
Joey: Oh, I got it! How about saying something like, "Monica
Phoebe: Yeah, youre right. Hows the Mrs.?
Joey: How is "Monica, I love your sweet ass," inappropriate?
Joey: How?! When?!
Phoebe: (she turns around and puts the cat on the entertainment center) Ross, how many parents have you lost?
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Rachel: Well, we were just talkin about you guys gettin married and how great it is.
Chandler: The meaning of the box is three fold. One (holds a finger up through the air hole), it gives me the time to think about what I did. Two (holds up another finger), it proves how much I care about my friendship with Joey. And three (holds up a third finger), it hurts!
Monica: How much did ever really win before?
Joey: Listen, you know how uh, when youre wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wow! How long were we arguing for?
Joey: Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand up straight. (Does so.) Take a couple deep breaths. (Does so.) Look confident. (Does so as Rachel opens the door and startles him.)
Ross: Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
Rachel: All right, well how much time do you need?
Chandler: Panicking! And using the Internet to try to prove that Im related to Monica. How is she?
Monica: How can that be?! Oh wait! Wait! Are you, are you serious?!
Monica: I know! Hey, hows Chandler doin?
Rachel: Well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and hes Hey everybody! Remember that thing thats been dead for a gazillion years. Well theres this little bone we didnt know it had!
Chandler: But come on, look at how cute and small this is! So I got it to give Monica so shed know I was okay.
Chandler: How about those three pointers?
Phoebe: How about just the bridemaids?
Monica: How?
Monica: Maybe. I just hope she realizes how hard its gonna be.
Joey: Wow Dennis Phillips! Thats great! How did you guys meet?
Monica: How do you feel?
Chandler: Yes, I told him how talented you were. I told him all about Days Of Our Lives.
Mona: How cute was that?
JOEY: Hey!� How come the door's locked?
Rachel: How much longer?
Phoebe: Now you know how you really feel about it.
Monica: Hi, how are you doing Kelly?
Rachel: No, you! Phoebe you freaked me out. You kept saying how huge this all is!
Monica: Hey! Howd it go?
Sandy: I really do understand how hard it's gotta be to leave your child with another person. I mean, it's leaving behind a piece of your heart... (Ross has got that bored/angry/skeptic look and Rachel is very emotional)
Ross: Hey! How you doing?
Rachel: How?! How do you know?
Theodore: How could you know. Why wouldn't you punch me in the stomach? (Theodore walks out... Mike walks towards Phoebe)
Ross: Yeah, I need uh Im justI dont knowI dont understand, umm, how this happened? We-we used a condom.
Joey: How are you doing?
Joey: How? I guess I could break down your door.
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Phoebe: So how was the honeymoon?
Ross: So, how was the honeymoon?
Rachel: No please, show me how I begged you!
Joey: How long since youve seen a girl naked?
Joey: No, Yeeees. God, how do I say this. (walks into the kitchen, Chandler follows closely, he turns around and gets startled). Oh, hi, you know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair (holds his hands up to signify she has big hair)?
Joey: Hey! Look, if it didnt work its because you didnt tell it right! Show me how you did it.
Rachel: God. I forgot how much I love driving. I have got to get my license renewed.
Joey: How do you know about that story?!
Rachel: How do you know about that story?!
Monica: Hey how was dinner?!
Joey: Oh yeah, and shes really nice too! She taught me about yknow, how to work with the cameras and smell-the-fart acting.
Joey: How did she get me to settle down?
Rachel: Okay, well then how about puberty! Come on, thats always a painful time! Yknow your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while youre sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag.
Rachel: Yeah but how do I start? I mean, whats-whats the first thing that I say? (They all pause to think.) Okay great! Thanks. (She starts to leave.)
Rachel: Dr. Long, Ive been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Bob: Hey! Hows my pal Toby doing today?
Ross: A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!
Ross: I just I have to find out how it went.
Ross: No but ahh! How much easier would it be if it were?
Monica: Uh well that depends, how are things with Phoebe?
Ross: Well, how was the date?
Ross: Wow! Uh how are you?
Rachel: Oh, well, that shouldnt be so hard, now that youre dating. (Imitating men at their worst) "Sweetheart, youre fired, but how bout a quickie before I go to work?"
Monica: All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us yknow how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?
Chandler: How is that me?
Monica: Hey, how are you feelin? Any morning sickness?
Joey: Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?
Ross: Correct. Chandler was how old when he first touched a girls breast?
Joey: Well Ross, it seems pretty clear. I mean whats more important? What people think or how you feel, huh? Ross, you gotta follow your heart.
Monica: How about you go put on your 007 tuxedo and Ill make you a nice martini.
Ross: Hey, 30 is not that old! Do you know how old the Earth is?
Monica: (To Chandler) How does that laugh not give you a headache?
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Rachel: How was the game?
Chandler: How come?
Ross: Hi. How is she?
Ross: Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. Hows it going. This is the hardest letter Ive ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hells a matter with you? How do you think Joeys going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?
Wayne: Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
Phoebe: How could it not be? I mean pretty soon theyre gonna be having kids, and then theyre just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe theyre gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
Monica: Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?
Monica: Don't stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving, (shows Rachel gesturing with hands in front of her chest), Ok, that is either, "How could you?" or, "Enormous breasts!" Here he comes!
Monica: Isn't that sad? I mean, can you see how pathetic that is? You shouldn't be jealous. You should feel bad for him.
Ross: So how long are you in town?
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this?!
Chandler: Oh, good, good. Play more, 'cause I wanna see how it ends.
Ross: (shocked) (To Rachel) How did you know that?!!!!
Rachel: I dont care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half and half! Yknow what? I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.
Phoebe: How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?
Phoebe: How come?!
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
Rachel: Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me some advice on how Im gonna tell Ross!
Phoebe: Oh my God! I do love you! How did you do it?!
Joey: So uh, you and Mona, been a while now. Hows it going?