words in movies
Chandler: Uhhuh, how did you know that?
Monica: Hey, how long are you in the city?
Joey: Sure. So how long you been... (Goes back to chopping)
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
Joey: I've been thinking. Y'know, about how I'm always seeing girls on top of girls...
Joey: Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...
Rachel: Hey, listen, Ronni, how long would you say Chandler's been in the shower?
Joey: So then how could you I mean, how could you?!
Mrs. Tribbiani: Do you remember how your father used to be? Always yelling, always yelling nothing made him happy, nothing made him happy, not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle, nothing. Now he's happy! I mean, it's nice, he has a hobby.
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a paleontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones… fossils!
Joey: Ross, how could you let this happen?
Monica: How would I know? I-I wasn't here.
Ross: Oh! ...Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants.
Phoebe: Look at you! How, how do you feel?
Joey: Ok, ok, How about if we split it?
Joey: All right, how about the ladybugs?
Joey: Will you pick one, just pick one! Here, how about that one? (points to a table)
Chandler: I will give you a hundred dollars to whistle right now. (She tries to whistle and blows little chunks of cheesecake out of her mouth.) How can you eat the cheesecake without me?!
Phoebe: Ooh! How about Agamemnon?
Frank: Hey, how do you guys get anything done?
Rachel: No. No, no, I'm not ready! How can I be ready? "Hey, Rach! You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?" Come on, I can't do this!
CHANDLER: Well don't you see how gross that is? I mean that's like you using my toothbrush. [Joey gets a sheepish look] You used my toothbrush?
Rachel: How did we end up with these jerks? We're good people!
Monica: You know, it's a really funny story how this happened.
Ross: Uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the North-East, I was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you. Y'know how we were, uh, y'know, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff? (Uncorks the wine) Well-
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is teaching Leslie how to sing Smelly Cat.]
Phoebe: No, we were just laughing. You know, how laughter can be infectious.
Phoebe: That's so great! 'Cause you already know how to do that!
Phoebe: Sorry. How about over here? (presses down hard again)
Joey: No, no... how come you are working here?
Ross: You know how close women can get.
Receptionist: (in an affected tone) Hello, welcome to Lavender Day Spa SPA. How may I help you?
Rachel: Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch thatI mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you soHey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)
Chandler: Mr. D, hows it going, sir?
Joey: How young is young Ethan? Young?
Chandler: (bluffing) And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law.
Rachel: Oh, howd she take it?
Monica: Okay, I think I get how to do this.
Phoebe: Oh my God! How did you get back here?!
Joey: (Looking at himself in the reflection on a knife) How do I look?
Joey: (answering the door.) Hey, how did you do that?! Come on in. (He brings them inside.)
Ross: (reading off his card) "A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet." -- How did you know?
Rachel: Hi! How are you?
Rachel: How would you like to sit in a chair that fully reclines, has a rolling massage, and speakers in the head rest?
Chandler: OK Phoebs, how many do you want?
Phoebe: Oh, okay, I learned how to shoot a lay-up, a foul shot, and a twenty-three pointer.
Phoebe: About how good your cards were.
Rachel: How many you want?
Mrs. Geller: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
Monica: Ok, here we go. We need to sort out the tickets as quickly as possible to see if we've won. So does anybody have any ideas how to organize this? (doesn't let them answer) Ok, how about this: we divide them into 6 groups of 40, and the remaining 10 can be read by whoever finishes their pile first.
Monica: Honey I cant even imagine how hard this must be for you. But, I dont want you to lose Joey over it. And right now he just needs to know that youre still his friend.
Rachel: Hi, how was the movie?
Phoebe: It does! How would you feel if you couldnt share your cooking? Or-or imagine how Ross would feel if he couldnt teach us about dragons.
Ross: Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?
Joey: How could you lose him?
Phoebe: Oh no, how?
Ross: And Im sure youre gonna make a big impression. Hi! Im Rachel Green. Its nice to meet you. (He lifts his leg and imitates shaking hands with it, just like how Rachel was trying to pick up the aspirin with her feet.) Come on, you probably have a broken rib!
Monica: I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?
Monica: Pheebs, you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
Joey: Hey, hey. How was the first day?
Monica: Hey, how did it go with Mike, is he gonna let you keep the painting?
Ross: Hey. How did, uh, how'd it go today?
Ross: (Quietly) hey, fella! How you doing?
Joey: How about a scone on the house baby?
Joey: Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.
Phoebe: So how is this for our big double date tonight? (She is all dressed up)
Rachel: Why, how much is this gonna cost?
Joey: Thank you! Alright, let me see how I'm gonna start... "Dear baby adoption decider people..."
Monica: I have no idea. But look how much they spent!
Joey: So! You and Phoebe huh? How long have you been going out?
Young Ethan: Well, you never told me how old you were.
Monica: How was that possible?
Joey: How do you get a monkey into a zoo?
Monica: How are we gonna get home? Maybe a piggy-back ride?
Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?
Joey: my god woman! How many people do you have to had been with not to remember any of this?
Chandler: Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.
Ross: O is for "oh, wow!" The V is for this very surprising turn of events, which I'm still fine with by the way. E is for how extremely normal I find it. That you two are together. And now one day you might get married and have children of your own.
Joey: Okay, can I-can I make it up to you? Huh? Im sorry. (They hug.) How about uh, dinner tomorrow night?! Ill pay for myself!
Susan: How, how is this my fault?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues.]
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, I can help you decide who should do it! Yeah, we could have like uh, like an audition and see how youd handle maid of honor type situations.
Frank: I mean, how hard can it be? Y'know, I mean, y'know, babies, y'know who doesnt want babies right? And besides y'know, I never had a Dad around, and ah, now-now I always will, cause y'know, itll be me. Right?
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
Rachel: I dont know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? Its not a perfect world! Just go please.
Joey: How do you mean?
Ross: (thinking) How 'bout Ben?
Ross: (turning towards him) Yes Mr. Lewis, how can I help you?
Joey: (Yelling at Chandler) And that's how I know you didn't watch the tape! (goes back to his room and slams the door).
Phoebe: How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last?
Phoebe: How many beeps?
Rachel: Oh, there you are! Hi! Oh, so, so, how was China, you? (Hits him with the flowers.)
Joey: Oh, it was amazing. You know how you always think you're great in bed?
Phoebe: Yeah! And look, (Grabs the pants) see how they expand as the baby grows? (Theres a stretchy part in front.) And then after the babys born, theyre great for shoplifting melons.
Monica: This is amazing. I mean, how, how did this happen?
Rachel: How is that the silver lining?
Rachel: How is she?
Chandler: Whoa! And this manchild has no problem with how old you are?
Phoebe: Oh, ok. How, it's been so long since you've had sex, you're wondering if they've changed it?
Monica: Rachel, how did this happen?
Monica: How who wears it?
Chandler: So, uh, how often can you do it?
Monica: Ok, I'll tell you what. How about I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's.
Joey: You gotta tell Ross how you feel.
Rachel: No, I-I just dont know how you decide who to hire. I mean Ive got it narrowed down to two people. One of them has great references and a lot of experience and then theres this guy
Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.
Phoebe: Yeah! So--ooh, I gotta ask you though. How did you know where to find me?
Frankie: How long do you want the cuffs?
Carol: How did we do?