words in movies
Joey: How many times do I have to tell you! Ya, turn and sliiiide! Y'know, turn and slide.
Chandler: You dont turn and slide, you throw it out! Im tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed!
Joey: Look, were not throwing it out! I built this thing with my own hands!
Monica: Cause I ran into him at the bank, he is still soo cute.
Monica: I know!! (calls him) (on phone) Chip? Hi! Its Monica. (listens) Kay. (listens) Kay. (listens) Okay. (listens) Okay, good-bye. (hangs up) Oh my God, we just had the best conversation!! (goes into her room as Rachel enters)
Ross: (to Rachel) I was just leaving.
Rachel: Good! Cause Ive got a product report to read, its like eight pages, I hope I dont fall asleep.
Rachel: (sees Chips phone number) Wow! Look at that, Chip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants?
Rachel: (interrupting) I bet he sensed that I was ready to have sex with another guy.
Ross: Oh, Im sure.
Ross: Im reading your ad.
Rachel: Why? I love that thing.
Chandler: All right look, Im changing it to 50 bucks, or your best offer.
Chandler: I cant believe you dont know what I do for a living!
Phoebe: Yeah, I actually dont know...
Ross: Good, so do I
Phoebe: I just, I just have this really strong feeling that this cat is my Mother.
Phoebe: No Dr. Skeptismo! Im sure. First of all, okay, theres the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mothers favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an Oh my God. gesture) Oh, I havent seen this smile in 17 years!
Monica: Now? Is it okay if I go out with Chip Matthews?
Rachel: Nooo! Its not okay! I cant believe you would want to after what he did to me!
Rachel: Monica! I couldnt find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
Rachel: I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!
Monica: Look, you and I went to different high schools...
Monica: You went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off Chips motorcycle, and wear his letterman jacket. I went to one where I wore a band uniform they had to have specially made.
Monica: Back then, I thought that I would never, ever get the chance to go out with a Chip Matthews, and now hes-hes called me up and asked me out. And the fat girl inside of me really wants to go. I-I owe her this. I never let her eat.
Monica: Ill try.
Joey: Well, there were a couple of calls last night, but ah, I dont think any of them are gonna work out.
Phoebe: Well, Im not sure. I mean, I guess until she y'know, gets used to the fact that theres y'know, a new mom. Y'know, I think shes worried that y'know, shes gonna, shes gonna be replaced. (to the cat, in a funny voice) Well, thats not gonna happen is it? Noo. (gets up) Okay, I have to return a call in the other room.
Phoebe: Well, Im returning a call from a certain mom at the B-E-A-C-H. I just spelled the wrong word. (goes into Monicas room)
Ross: So, guys, am I crazy, or does Phoebes mom remind anyone of a cat?
Rachel: I believe it.
Rachel: Yes, I do.
Rachel: Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right.
Ross: I do not always have to beokay, okay. (starts to leave)
Chandler: Y'know, I, I really dont think we need a canoe.
Peter: Were not throwing it away! I built that canoe! (starts to leave as Tony chases after him)
Rachel: (entering) You guys, youre never gonna believe what I just found tacked up on a telephone pole! (Shes holding a flyer.) Look kinda familiar?
Rachel: You guys, theres a little girl in Soho looking for this cat. I mean, you know what that means?!
Ross: (holds up a hand) Little girl misses her cat. (hold up the other hand) Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat. (gets up) Okay, y'know what, I have to go have dinner with my son, can I trust that when you see Phoebe, you will tell her.
Rachel: I hate when Ross is right!
Chandler: Y'know what, I think this might be one of the times hes wrong.
Joey: Thats so sweet. (pause) Im gonna get some coffee. (gets up and leaves)
Monica: (sliding into Joeys place on the couch to try and talk to Phoebe) Huh? Whatd ya say Joe? Ill be right there. (gets up and joins Joey)
Phoebe: I just feel so, uhh.....
Chandler: Im coming already!!
Rachel: Im great! Im great. Ive got a great job at Bloomingdales, have wonderful friends, and eventhough Im not seeing anyone right now, Ive never felt better about myself.
Chip: Amy Welch? Wow! I havent seen her since... So, Monica about ready?
Joey: Oh yeah! I got in there myself once. My roommate bet me five bucks that I couldnt, and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in. Yeah. It was funny til I started feeling like I was in a coffin.
Joey: Oh yeah? (opens up the center and takes out the stereo) If I cant, Ill knock five bucks off the price off the unit.
Joey: Okay. (he gets in the unit and closes the door) See?! I told ya!
Joey: Sometimes I get in here just to get away from it! Hey, a nickel!!
Chip: No, I think its cute. (kisses her)
Monica: Umm. Well, theres Rachel, and umm, I think thats it. How bout you?
Chip: Oh yeah, I still hang with Simmons and Zana, y'know. I see Spindler a lot. Devane, Kelly, and I run into Goldie from time to time. Steve Brown, Zuchoff, McGwire, J.T., Breadsly.
Chip: Ehh, y'know after high school, you just kinda lose touch. Oh yeah! I ran into Richard Dorfman.
Chip: Not so good, Simmons and I gave him a wedgie.
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Monica: Look, not that I enjoy talking about people who I went to high school with, cause I do, but umm, maybe we could talk about something else? Like you, I dont even know where you work?
Chip: You know where I work!
Monica: I do?
Chip: Oh, like Id give up that job! Free popcorn and candy, anytime I want. I can get you free posters for your room.
Monica: Thanks, Im set. Do you still live with your parents?
Chip: Oh yeah, but I can stay out as late as I want.
Chandler: Oh, umm, Joey was born, and then 28 years later, I was robbed!!
Monica: Well, y'know how I always wanted to go out with Chip Matthews in high school?
Monica: Well, tonight, I actually went out with Chip Matthews in high school.
Rachel: Oh honey, Im sorry.
Monica: No, its okay, not only did I get to go out with Chip Matthews, I got to dump Chip Matthews.
Monica: I know!
Rachel: Im sorry, sweetie. (shows her the flyer)
Phoebe: Ohh. Um-hmm. But y'know, she choose to find me. I mean, I have to respect her decision. Right?
Ross: No! No! LookHey, enough is enough! Look, I am sorry that you feel guilty or whatever about spending time with your new mom, but this is not your old mom. This is a cat! Okay, Julio the cat! Not mom! Cat!
Phoebe: Okay, then you dont know what it feels like when one of them comes back. Do you? I believe this is my Mother. Even if Im wrong, who cares? Just be a friend. Okay? Be supportive.
Ross: Im sorry.
Ross: I dont know what to say.
Phoebe: I think she would like that.
Ross: (goes over to Julio) Come here, here, come here, come here, (pause) Mrs. Buffay. Sorry, about what I said, umm, it was, it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnated spirit, of my friends mother.
Phoebe: Yeah, okay, listen, umm, Mom, I hope you know you still mean a lot to me. And youre welcome to come back anytime.
Phoebe: Come on, Mom, Ill take you home.
Rachel: Ill go with you.
Ross: Oh! Y'know, Ive got an extra futon.
Chandler: Y'know, he won't even talk to me. How am I going to apologize to him if he won't even talk to me?
Gunther: (bringing Rachel a mug) Rachel, I made you a cocoa.
Joey: Oh, no. Ah, I playing your husband, Victor. Im Joey Tribianni.
Rachel: Y'know I dont, I dont understand guys, I mean I-I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by y'know, grabbin her boob.
Rachel: Yeah, it was senior year in college. It was after the Sigma Chi luau and Melissa and I got very drunk! And we ended up kissing! For several minutes!
Ross: Honey, just relax, it's gonna be fine. Hey, umm,. why don't I come down there and I'll take you out to lunch?
Joey: Now YOU'RE telling me I can't see her?? You guys are killing me! She's forbidden fruit! It's like ... like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy ... Why are you doing this, huh? Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there?
Pete: So ask me what I did today.
Joey: Ah. Yeah. Well look, the thing is its the same day as my nieces christening and I really want my parents to be there in time to see me. Cause my parts just in the beginning Im not even in the rest of the showWedding!
MONICA: Did you know I was allergic to shellfish?
Rachel: I know.
Monica: Oh God, Im so sorry.
PHOEBE: I can't believe you caved.
Chandler: I think youll find if I come to work here, I dont micro-manage. I dont shy away from delegating.
Rachel: Oh I see, so this suit is making a point.
Ross: (triumphantly) Im gonna be on TV!!
MONICA: I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?
Joey: I got you something! Open it! Open it!
Chandler: Oh, I can uh, check that for ya.
Kitchen Worker: Well, I dont know what to tell ya!
Pete: Oh no, not the thing. I hate the thing. Whats the thing?
Pete: So? I mean have you thought about it?
Joey: Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.
Pete: I guess you can.
Pete: No! Look, I was gonna tell you this over dinner, but I met somebody else. On my trip.
Chandler: Okay. I cant believe tomorrows the big day.
Phoebe: Absolutely, oh I promise. Tell her what?
Rachel: I dont know, his uh, his hair never really bothered me that much, and yknow it was always more crunchy than it was greasy.
Chandler: You dont think I get up when you get up?
Joey: Good luck. (to Monica) And Im still right!
FBOB: I am gonna try and quit drinking.
Joey: Thats not what I said. Okay, I just meant...
Rachel: I got to figure out what Im going to wear.
Phoebe: Oh...you don't have to go, I have something that will fit you.
Ross: Really? (Joey gives him a Like I would know look)
Rachel: Im fine, Im fine.
Rachel: Yes I am!
PHOE: Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something.
Joey: Shes mad because I know todays her laundry day and that means shes wearing her old lady underpants.
Rachel: But y'know, I could use a hand getting ready.
Ross: Fine. Ill go.
Rachel: I'm not jealous. All right this is about, umm, people feeling certain things y'know about strippers. And y'know, and um, I...
Ross: Sorry, Im sorry. Close, close, close...
Ross: Im sweeping...
Monica: (entering) Ohh, here you are. Yknow, Im-Im glad you decided to hear me out.
Rachel: Since when, since when do you think I dont wear enough of this?
Phoebe: Ooh, I have to tell you something.
Phoebe: But I cant tell you.
Monica: I know.
Monica: I am so glad you said cooks.
Monica: Im checking out the restaurant with Pete.
Monica: Hey, guess what Im doing tonight.
Alice: Y'know, I mean, really we do realise that theres an age difference between us.
Joey: Oh.. I don't know why this is so hard for me. you know.. I mean lying is basically just acting and I am a terrfic actor.
Ross: Im, Im sorry you didnt get to go to Spacecamp, and Im hoping that maybe somehow, this may make up for it. Presenting Sarah Tuttles Private Very Special Spacecamp!! (opens the door and Chandler and Joey jump up, their apartment is decorated like outer space, one of the leather chairs is covered in tinfoil.)
Phoebe: Ohh, Monica, I am so excited for you.
Chandler: I can check that for ya.
Ross: Okay, come on! All right, I gotta go! So good luck at the party. Okay?
Rachel: Look, I know you guys heard about the whole thing with me and Ross but y'know, I've been obsessing about it all day and I'd just love not to talk about it. All right?
Rachel: I dont want you to see me naked!
Ross: Rach, y'know I can see you naked any time I want.
Ross: Ah, Im sorry.
Rachel: Come on! I dont want you thinking of me like that any more!
Ross: Okay, okay, Im sorry, it will never happen... (closes eyes) Uh-oh! Wait a minute! Wait-wait, now there are a hundred of you and Im the king.
Rachel: I really do.
Rachel: Okay, I do.
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Chandler: You know, I may be way out on a limb here, but do you, do you, have a problem with Janice?
Phoebe: I cant!!
>>> Joey's Subconscious So this is going pretty good. dinner was nice, got a lot in common. (Sees a magazine) Victoria's secret huh we even like the same books. (Walks over to a painting on the wall) Oh now there's a scary painting. wait a minute I think I've been scared by that painting before. (Looks around) You know what this whole place look familiar I have definitely been in this apartment I know I've seen this weird plant before (it's a cactus and he touch's it) AWCH! It did that the last time. Oh my god, I've gone out with this girl before yeah we had sex on this couch and then on that chair and no. no we didn't do it hear which is weird because it seems like a perfectly good place.
Monica: Okay, I gotta go. (gets up)
Phoebe: I dont know! (frantically points at Monica)
MONICA: Not never. I mean, I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment.
Ross: You know, Barracuda was the first song I learned to play on the keyboard.
Jasmine: But you should probably talk to my roommate, because I told him and he knows Phoebe too.
Phoebe: I, but youre so close! No!
Chandler: Thanks, Im glad you see it that way.
Rachel: No? Yknow, I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue.
Rachel: Oh! Whoops! Im sorry, you were talking about Emily!
Rachel: But I couldnt even if I wanted to, because I dont know! I swear; I didnt see anything, and I dont want to know! It was just a momentary lapse.
Pete: Okay, I love you. Is that so bad?
Pete: Okay, yeah. I mean... If thats, if thats really what you want, okay.
Chandler: All right! Fine! But its just a lunch date, no more than an hour! And from now on I get my own dates, I dont want you setting me up with anybody ever again!
Pete: Look, the only who stands to get hurt is me. And Im okay with that.
Woman No. 1: Hi, can I help you?
Pete: I bought a restaurant and I would like you to be the head chef.
Joey: No! I want an award I did win! But nobodys giving me any of those! PlusHey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? When people come over theyll see it and theyll think I won it.
Ross: I was kinda, supposed to be on TV tonight for The Discovery Channel.
Rachel: That is the sweetest thing, I just....
Joey: Yeah... I think we do... (sighs, with folded arms)... about what?
Ross: So, Ill umm...
Rachel: Oh, Im sorry I spoiled youre evening.
Ross: (rushing back in) What?! I wh-, whats wrong?
Chandler: I dont know. Should we try it?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, thats the word I use when I cant remember the real thing.
Ross: Im-Im gonna wear this all the time! I love this shirt!! (he kisses the shirt)
Rachel: I meant, me plus one!
Rachel: Look, um, I think we should talk about what happened on the terrace.
Monica: I need two. Im bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
Chandler, Phoebe, and Rachel: I had one.