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Joey: Oh, you have no idea. And-and when were on stage I get to-to kiss her and-and touch her, but then she goes home with the director, and its like somebodys ripping out my heart!
Phoebe: Wait, am I missing something though? Cause I thought death was something thats supposed to be sad, in a way.
Monica: Oh, she was a cruel, cranky, old bitch! (Ross gives her a look) (to Ross) And Im sorry she died. Did Dad say I get the dollhouse?
Monica: I get the dollhouse!
Phoebe: Wow, a house for dolls, that is so cool! When I was kid, I had a barrel.
Monica: Any time you want. Y'know, when I was younger, all I wanted to do was to play with this dollhouse, but no!! It was to be looked at, but never played with.
Chandler: Yes, I realise that.
Joanna: Rachel, I need the Versachi invoice. (to Chandler) Hello! You dont work for me.
Chandler: Thanks, its ah, Gaelic, for Thy turkeys done. So ah, Im gonna go, nice, nice meeting you.
Rachel: Oh, nothing, hes just goofy like that, I actually, hardly notice it anymore.
Rachel: Well, Ill ask him for you, if you want me too?
Sophie: Uh, uh, uh, I am here.
Joanna: I know that.
Monica: I know!!!
Phoebe: So, Im here, ready to play.
Phoebe: I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha. (She removes this large ceramic dog that comes up to the second floor and places it next to the house.)
Monica: I dont want a ghost.
Rachel: I need to talk to you!
Rachel: Oh, sorry. I meant Chandler.
Chandler: Yeah, she seemed cool, attractive. Ill do it.
Ross: Uh, Pheebs, while were hovering around the subject. I just have to say dinosaurs, they-they dont go, rrroof!
Joey: Listen, I ah, went to that restaurant that you were talking about last week...
Joey: (to himself) And I ate the food, I had the fish, it was good, yeah. It was good, yeah...
Woman: Hi, oh, Im Lauren, Kates understudy.
Lauren: I know! I-Im a big fan of yours.
Lauren: I used to umm, schedule my classes so I could watch Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives.
Ross: I would!
Chandler: Of course, I didnt get to enjoy any of that, because Joannas such a big, dull dud!
Joanna: Oh God, we just clicked! Yknow how people just click? Like he came by to pick me up, and I opened the door, and it was just like, click! Did he tell you?
Rachel: Oh, I....
Rachel: Oh, I know...
Joanna: Oh, I know and hes soo sweet! Listen, he said he was going to call, so put him straight through.
The Director: (answering the phone) Hello. Oh! Its you. Just ah, just one-one sec. (to Joey and Kate) I am going to take this call. When I continue, I hope that there will appear on stage this magical thing that in the theatre we call, committing to the moment! (He goes to take the call.)
Kate: He happens to be brilliant. Which is more than I can say for that sweater youre dating.
Joey: Hey, Im not interested in her sweater! Its whats underneath her sweater that counts. And besides, since ah, since when do you care who Im going out with?
Kate: I dont care. Why, do you want me to care?
The Director: (returning) Okay, Im afraid to say this, but lets pick it up where we left off.
Kate: Ive got no reason to stay.
The Director: Stop!! Stop it! You must stop! You are bad actors! This is a terrible play! Ill see you in the morning. (exits)
Kate: I cant believe we go on in, in a week.
Lauren: You know! At the place I told you about last night?
Joey: Oh, yeah, with the mug painting. Yeah. I was so listening to that. But ah, y'know what, I think I kinda need to work on my stuff tonight.
Lauren: Ill see you tomorrow. (she kisses him full on the mouth.)
Kate: Yeah, I guess. Look, what are we gonna do about this scene, huh?
Joey: I dont know.
Kate: Yeah, thats pretty much what I had in mind.
Joey: Yep. I just, I just watched her sleep for like hours, just breathing in and breathing out. And then I knew she was dreaming cause, cause her eyes keep going like this. (He closes his eyes and moves them around, kinda like hes been processed by the devil, or something.)
Chandler: (entering with Rachel) Im telling ya, Joannas got it all wrong. Okay? All I said was, This was fun. Lets do it again sometime. Ill give you a call.
Rachel: Ohh, gee. I wonder why she thinks youre going to call her?
Chandler: To her face? Look its the end of the date, Im standing there, I know all shes waiting for is for me to say Ill call her and its just y'know, comes out. I cant help it, its a compulsion.
Rachel: No. I...
Rachel: Why hasnt he called Rachel? Why? Why? I dont understand. Why? He said hell call. Why? Why? Chandler Im telling you she has flipped out, shes gone crazy!
Chandler: Look, you cant call somebody after this long just to say, In case you didnt notice, I dont like you!
Rachel: I dont care! I dont care! You are going to have to take her out again and end it, and end it in way that she knows its actually ended. And, I dont care how hard it is for you, do not tell her that you will call her again!
Chandler: All right! Fine! But its just a lunch date, no more than an hour! And from now on I get my own dates, I dont want you setting me up with anybody ever again!
Rachel: I know.
Monica: (from the bathroom) Im in the shower!
Joey: So I ah, talked to Lauren, kinda told her how things were with us. Did you ah, did you talk to Marshall?
Joey: What are you talking about? It was a big deal. I mean, come on you cant tell me last night didnt mean something to you. I-I was there, youre not that good an actress.
Kate: Look umm, I, I was, I was just caught up in the moment. Thats all it was. Joey, Im-Im sorry you feel bad, but havent you ever sleep with a women where it meant more to her than it did to you?
Ross: Sorry I ah, I scared you in there.
Monica: Oh, thats okay. By the way, I was just checking the shower massager.
Monica: (runs over to her) I tried to reach you at work. Theres....been a fire.
Chandler: Well, this was great. Ill give you a call. We should do it again sometime. (Rachel is disappointed)
Joanna: Great! Im looking forward to it. Rachel, any messages?
Chandler: Look, Im sorry. Okay? Im weak, and pathetic, and sorry.
Chandler: AhhhhIm not going to call you.
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
Joanna: Well, this isnt how I was hoping how this would end, but I guess I have to appreciate your honesty.
Chandler: Well this is great! Ill give you a call! We should do it again sometime!
Joey: (on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what Im saying is I shouldve considered your feelings before I went home with you that night. Ive ah, Ive recently learned whats it like to be on your side of it, and Im sorry. So, do you think you can forgive me? (listens) Great. Thanks. Okay, bye. (He sits down and crosses out something, and dials the phone again.) Hello, Jennifer? (listens) Oh hi, Mrs. Loreo, is Jennifer there? (listens) Oh, shes not home huh? (listens) Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.
Phoebe: (to Monica) Yknow, suddenly I find you very attractive.
Phoebe: I know! Robin is so gay!
Ross: Hey uh, well, todays my first lecture and I kinda wanted to try it out on you guys, do you, do you mind?
Monica: I pick you, Phoebe.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, I kinda thought.
Rachel: Oh, Im sorry. (Gets up and moves.)
Joey: Im not answering that.
Joey: Okay you guys, I got a little more written. Are you ready?
Phoebe: (giggles) Im pretty.
Ross: Emily, there is nothing between Rachel and me. Okay? I love you.
Ross: Yknow what? Im good! Im good!
CHANDLER: [to an attractive woman] I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line, right? [The woman walks away]
Chandler: Joey, can I talk to you for a second? (He grabs him and starts to drag Joey into Monica's room.)
Chandler: I didn't nail the boxes to the floor.
Ross: Whats all this about you guys fighting?! Is this really over a room?! I mean, that is so silly!
Chandler: Im so sorry youre sick.
Monica: Im fine-d. Im fine-d! Yknow, its a really hard word to say.
Chandler: Im gonna grab you some tissue.
Chandler: I dont wanna know what Monica got me. Yknow? I mean, look, Im sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and I, look we have to put these back, this is not what Christmas is about.
Joey: Uhh, well Ive got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. (Removes his hand to reveal a huge sauce stain.) You got an extra one?
Phoebe: Never mind, I got it.
Monica: It's no big deal, I do it all the time.
Joey: When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!
Chandler: I wish I had smoked for my career
Jill: Oh, thats so great! Okay, Im really gonna do this! I dont know how to thank you guys.
Phoebe: Ooh, I like cards.
Rachel: Im just visiting my good friend Carol.
Rachel: Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just made out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip shed heard all year.
Rachel: I dunno. Yknow to me hell always be Jack Geller, walks in while youre changing.
Ross: ...I'll go. Let's start with the way he kept picking at- no, I'm sorry, I can't do this, can't do this. We loved him.
Phoebe: Seriously, I dont Rachels gonna think its a good idea.
Phoebe: I would love that job!
Lydia: I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. (Joey smiles) So, did you see who won the game?
Rachel: Oh, come on! You think thats gonna work on me?! I invented that!
Hillary: Ive probably been talking too much. Why dont we talk about you a little bit?
Phoebe: Is it okay if I leave this stuff here 'til Rachel's birthday party?
MRS. GREENE: Oh, I missed you kids. Well, should I put my coat in the bedroom?
Chandler: I dont believe it. The most romantic night of my life and Im runner up.
Monica: He just told me at the counter. He made me promise not to tell, but I couldn't hold it in any longer!
Phoebe: What about, what about when I said yknow about the apartment pants, how dumb was I?
Ross: Yknow, I dont think were going to settle this.
Ross: (sarcastic) Oh! Oh-oh, the bands ready! Well, I-I-we gotta do what the band saysI dont care about the stupid band!!
Chandler: (shocked at the news) Why cant I tell them that we live together?
Phoebe: Umm, I think theres something you should maybe know.
Chandler: Yeah, we have all this paperwork that needs to be filed by the end of the year. If I don't get it done, I'll be fired.
Phoebe: Wow! I didnt know you guys actually used those.
Woman: What do you mean? Yesterday you said I was too pretty to pay for stuff!
Phoebe: (singing) I found you in my bed! Howd you whined up there? You are a mystery! Little black curly hair! Little black curly hair! Little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair
Phoebe: Yes, and it is my dying wish to have that ring. See, if Im not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity
Jill: (entering) Sorry Im late, whats up?
Joey: Oh, Oh, you're right! I don't want that. I can't date her!
Jill: No! I mean hes nice.
Rachel: (on the couch) Oh hi! Yknow, I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front.
Jill: Right! But, I am sorry.
Rachel: I just, Phoebe, said yknow thought she saw something between you guys.
Rachel: Oh no-no-no, no-no-no, thats not what I meant.
Chandler: I know. (He kisses her.)
Jill: Well okay, if it means that much to you, then Ill ask him out.
Rachel: No! No I, no Ross is not a geek!
Chandler: I cant believe we live here!
Rachel: Yeah but, you dont, you dont, you dont want to try to much too fast. Yknow? I mean, you do remember what happened to the little girl that tried to much too fast dont you?
Chandler: Oh Jeez honey, I thought, I thought you were asleep.
Joey: Well usually...yeah! Well, not just lemonade, iced tea, sometimes juice. Well, sorry, I just, I thought you liked me. Im such a jerk.
Joey: Ahhhhhh, I didn't get the job.
Ross: Yeah but after you said it was okay, I figured, "Why not?!"
RYAN: Your face could be covered with lochs, I wouldn't care.
Monica: (entering) Chandler, I think Im sick.
Monica: Come on! I really need your help!
Joey: Not good, no. I didnt get the part, and I lost my job here, so
Joey: See ya! All right Pheebs, I am ready for my first lesson.
Monica: Fine, Ill rub it on myself.
Monica: Not now, Im sick!
Monica: I cant believe it! What is it? Is it the rubbing or the smell?
Monica: How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.
Rachel: Well, I used to date him, but youre still going out with her!
Ross: Ohh, I-I see lotion, I have lotion! Will that work?
Rachel: All right, Im sorry. Im sorry I didnt tell you but you were so mad already!
Monica: Oh my God! We love that show! I mean Ross and I have been watching it since I can remember!
Monica: Oh no its not, no its not. Its a first date. Im sure that nothing is gonna (as she is talking we see Ross close his drapes.)
Phoebe: Ohh! Okay, Im going to have to kick her ass too.
Joey: Whoa, I didnt know we could date your sister!
Pete: Oh, it's good news. No, it's definitely good news. Hold on a second, I have another call. (clicks his remote) (to his other call) Hey, how's it going?
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
RACHEL: I just can't believe this is happening. I mean, when I was little, everybody's parents were getting divorced. I just figured as a grownup I wouldn't have to worry about this.
Chandler: Im good.
Joey: I cant believe Ross went out with Rachels sister! When Chandler made out with my sister I was mad at him for 10 years.
Ross: (trying to act manly in front of Janine) No I dont want to play video games, Joey!
Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)
Ross: I guess so.
Rachel: Im serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see.
Chandler: Well, I umm, I mean this is just off the top of my head now, umm but I have this friend. This actor friend and he would kill me if he thought I was doing this umm, but umm would it be possible for him to get an audition for your movie say on Thursday?
Rachel: Thank you. I yeah.
Ross: I mean after tomorrow night.
Rachel: No-no-no! No-no-no! Please Ross, I cant! I cant do it! (Starts to freak out.) Its just gonna freak me out!!!
Cop: Yeah. Ever since you flashed my badge at me, I kinda can't stop thinking about you. You're the prettiest, fake undercover whore I've ever seen.
Ross: Shut up! It was nice. I just... I don't think I'm the dirty-talking kind of guy, you know?
Monica: My boots in tan! Hey! Can you get a little closer so I can see the price?
Rachel: I gotta go! (Runs out.)
Monica: Yeah youre right. I dont know what I was thinking.
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.