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Monica: Yeah I am!
Chandler: Id better go pack.
Monica: Oh no, I already packed. The only thing I couldnt find though was your Speedo.
Chandler: A Speedo? Uh, I dont have a Speedo. Im gonna go pack my regular long bathing suit. (Goes into the bedroom.)
Rachel: I want to tell you to have a good honeymoon! (Hugs Monica.)
Rachel: And I also wanted you guys to know that I am telling the father today. (They all look at her expectantly) What? What? What?
Rachel: Oh, I so wanted Ross to know first, but Im so relieved you guys know.
Monica: This is so great! And Im gonna be your babys aunt!
Rachel: I know! (They hug.)
Joey: Im gonna be an uncle! Come here! (He joins the hug.)
Monica: Yeah, but Im the only one related by blood.
Rachel: Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me some advice on how Im gonna tell Ross!
Rachel: Well I was gonna tell him that Im-Im gonna have the baby and he can be as involved as he wants.
Rachel: Yeah but how do I start? I mean, whats-whats the first thing that I say? (They all pause to think.) Okay great! Thanks. (She starts to leave.)
Monica: Well I guess there is no harm in telling you now, Rachel and Ross are gonna have a baby.
Chandler: (in a high pitched voice) What?! I didnt even know thatWhy didnt you tell me?! (Pause) Why am I talking like this?!
Monica: I didnt think you could keep it a secret.
Chandler: (in the high pitched voice) What?! (Normal voice) I am an excellent secret keeper. I have kept all of our secrets.
Chandler: Oh no-no Joey, I am not going to tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper.
Joey: Yknow, Monica and Chandler are married. Ross and Rachel are having a baby. Maybe you and I should do something.
Phoebe: All in good time my love. All in good time. Oh shoot! I left my guitar in their apartment. Well you can let me in later.
Joey: I dont have a key, they took mine to give to you.
Joey: Hey, I washed those!
Phoebe: Well, what am I gonna do? I really need my guitar!
Joey: Yeah, I have stuff in there too.
Joey: Monicas chicken parm! Ill take care of it. (He picks up the phone) Hey Mr. Treeger, its Joey Tribbiani. Listen, I need to get into Monica and Chandlers apartment. Its an emergency. (Listens) Uhh, gas leak! Yeah oh, and bring garlic bread. (Hangs up.)
Ross: Oh well, I guess Ill catch up with her later.
Ross: I think I might know what this is about.
Ross: Yeah. Uh, uh we promised we werent gonna tell anybody this but uh, about a month ago Rachel and I slept together.
Ross: Wow! I thought you would be a little more shocked.
Ross: Well, we-we said wed just do it that one time but, but now I think she may wanna start things up again.
Joey: Yeah, I dont think thats what it is.
Joey: Oh wow, I dont feel well.
Ross: Im telling you. Im telling you. Thats what it is. No wonder she was looking at me all funny during the wedding. She didnt say anything to you?
Ross: Yeah, I guess I should. (Starts to leave.) Man, yknow what I have to realize? Maybe Im just not the type of guy women can have just one night with. Yknow, they-they always seem to want a little bit more. I should remember that. (He pauses and then exits.)
Monica: Im in love too! But in an orderly fashion.
Ticket Agent: Oh, let me see what I can do. (Checks the computer) There are some first class seats available.
Monica: Hi, sorry. I almost didnt hear you, because yknow Im just so in love with my new husband. Were on our honeymoon.
Ticket Agent: Im sorry, all our first class seats are taken. That couple got the last two.
Monica: You see, if wed gone around them like I said, weShe wouldve given us those tickets. Damnit!
Joey: I still cant believe they took away my key. You trust me with yours.
Phoebe: Of course I do! And Im gonna give it back to you as soon as theyre done with it at the key shining place.
Mr. Treeger: Because by the time I find it on this thing (Holds up a huge key ring with a thousand keys on it), the whole place might have exploded. If that happens at another building that I manage, people are gonna start asking questions. (To the fireman) Come on! Hurry up.
Airline Employee: Uh sir, may I see your tickets please?
Airline Employee: Im sorry, would you move your thumb? I cant see the seat number.
Chandler: Oh thats all right, I have it memorized. Its 1A.
Airline Employee: (grabbing the ticket from him) Sir, this is not a first class ticket. Im sorry.
Airline Employee: Sir! Im afraid Im gonna have to ask you to leave.
Rachel: Hi. (He helps her up.) Umm, I think theres something that we really need to talk about.
Ross: (quietly confident) I think we do. Why dont we go inside? (They go inside.) Look uh, I know why youre here.
Ross: Yeah, and to save you from any embarrassment umm, I think maybe I should talk first.
Ross: I mean look, that-that one night we had was fun and and certainly passionate, but dont you think its better if we just stayed friends?
Ross: Okay. Okay. Yknow what? If you want to, we can do it one more time. I mean Id-Id be okay with that. In fact, I have some time right now.
Rachel: Okay, yknow what? Can I, can I talk now?
Rachel: (touches his knee) Im pregnant. (Ross stops.) Ross? (Ross is staring off into space.) Ross? (Ross is still frozen) Okay, whenever youre ready. (Sits back and opens her magazine.) And youre the father by the waybut you got that
Rachel: (closes her magazine) Can I get you some water?
Ross: Im good. Im good.
Rachel: Ross, there is no pressure on you. Okay? I mean you can as involved as you want. (Ross nods.)
Ross: Yeah, I need uh Im justI dont knowI dont understand, umm, how this happened? We-we used a condom.
Rachel: I know. I know, but yknow condoms only work like 97% of the time.
Ross: Oh well I may as well have!
Rachel: Listen, yknow what? I was really freaked out too when I found out
Ross: Freaked out? Hey no, Im not freaked out! Im indignant! As a consumer!
Ross: No! No! I want to talk now! Okay? IIn fact, (picks up the phone) I am going to talk to the president of the condom company!
Rachel: Okay, yknow maybe I should come back (Starts to leave.)
Ross: (on phone) Yeah Ill press 1! (Presses one which allows Rachel to escape.)
Mr. Treeger: Ive looked everywhere. Theres no gas leak.
Joey: (eating) Huh. So then I can heat this up? (Goes and does so.)
Mr. Treeger: Anyway uh, Ill get moving on that new door.
Mr. Treeger: Well Im gonna have to put on a new lock, theyll find out anyway.
Mr. Treeger: (measures the top of the doorframe) Whoa! This looks like an all day job, Ill have to cancel my yoga class. (Ross walks up.) Hey Ross!
Mr. Treeger: Could you tell Jasmine that I won't make it to yoga class today?
Ross: Look, is Rachel here? I really need to talk to her.
Ross: Yeah but uh Okay, okay look you guys know that Rachel and I slept together, but theres something else. (Pause) Rachels pregnant.
Joey: (simultaneously) Oh my God!!! I cant believe that!!
Ross: Okay. Okay. I mean Ill be okay. Its just I dont think I handled it very well.
Ross: Nothing. But the complaint department at the condom company got an earful. And then when I turned around she was gone.
Ross: I gotta go find her.
Monica: I cant believe were here.
Monica: Yeah! You already got the first class tickets; you got the lounge! I mean we should get free stuff too! I mean youre not the only ones on your honeymoon!
Joey: Hey Monica its Joey. Listen uh, Phoebe and I smell gas comin from your apartment.
Joey: How? I guess I could break down your door.
Monica: No! (Pause) Are you doing it?! I dont hear anything! Come on!
Joey: Uh, okay Ill-Ill-Ill break it down. (He hands the phone to Phoebe, gets up, picks up a chair, and starts banging it on the floor.)
Rachel: (sighs) If I said I was, would you judge me?
Rachel: Okay. (The nurse exits.) Oh man, I swear if they sold these at Pottery Barn
Rachel: Uh-uh-uh, right now? Because Ive kinda got an el fresco situation going on over here.
Ross: Please, please I want to apologize for the way I acted earlier today.
Ross: What? Oh yeah. (He moves next to her head.) Im sorry. I mean I-I think I went a little crazy. I mean I was thinking about myself when I (Wanders towards Rachels feet) reallyI should have been thinking about you Rach
Ross: Right! Right! I justI want you to know that Im going to be there through this whole thing, okay? Okay? The doctors appointments, the uh, the Lamaze classes, uh baby-proofing the apartmentAlthough we could probably worry about that til after we get married.
Ross: Well yeah, I think we should get married.
Ross: Im just saying if you cant eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?
Rachel: I can too eat by myself!
Rachel: When certain people leave the table and I am not finished!
Ross: I grew up with Monica! If you didnt eat fast you didnt eat!!
Dr. Long: (entering) Am I interrupting?
Dr. Long: Huh. Nice to meet you. Ill get started on this.
Ross: (To Rachel, standing by her feet) I dont know why you cant admit that you need me.
Rachel: I do need you! I need you to stand near my head!
Rachel: Wow. There it is, I see it.
Dr. Long: Congratulations. Ill give you two a minute.
Rachel: I dont see it!
Rachel: I cant see it!
Rachel: I know, I lied! I didnt want her to think I was a terrible mother! I cant even see my own baby!
Rachel: Oh. Oh, its beautiful. I see it now.
Rachel: No, I dont see it!
Rachel: Thats it? Well I saw that! Ohh-ohh-oh, thank you.
Rachel: Wow! I cant believe thats our baby.
Joey: I dont see the baby. Where is it?
Rachel: Oh no, I know I couldnt see it either at first, but its right umm (Starts to cry) Ross, I lost it again.
Rachel: Yeah, well that's how mad I am!!
Chandler: I said, "Geez, relax Monnnnn."
Monica: Yeah. Umm, Chandler can I talk to you outside for a second?
Joey: Is that why you bought all this stuff?! (Chandler makes a face like "Well, kinda.") Well, yknow what I will not watch your TV, I will not listen to your stereo, and theres a cinnamon raisin loaf in the new bread maker that Im not gonna eat! You know why?!
Joey: Huh, Rach I got to say its gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.
Joey: I told ya.
Rachel: Yknow, I gotta tell ya, this really does put in a better mood.
Monica: Maybe I could do it.
Monica: I can't belive it, I'm gonna be an aunt. I'm gonna have like a nephew.
Joey: (glares at him for a moment, then admits grudgingly) Maybe. Well, I just think you guys can do better than this house, you know? Or any other house for that matter.
Ross: Oh, Liam. So uh, what, were you guys playing soccer or somethingor should I call it (In an English accent) football?
Emily: Really?! Well, thats just lovely, isnt it? I mustve missed your call, even though I didnt leave the flat all day.
Joey: Oh sorry, I hear divorce I immediately go to Ross. (To Rachel) Who-whos Barry and Mindy?
Phoebe: Youre the most beautiful bride Ive ever seen.
Ross: I am so sorry.
Rachel: I know.
Rachel: No, it's not better. I still don't get to see you.
Rachel: I know that too.
Ross: I can't believe this is happening.
Chandler: So, I guess this is over.
Rachel: Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just loved your look when you were bald.
Monica: Yeah. I mean it was kinda fun for a while, but didnt you start feeling silly?
Monica: I know, it's great!
Joey: Look, Im telling you if I put my hand on my stomach right here (He puts his hand down his pants, like Al Bundy on Married With Children always used to do.) it doesnt hurt that bad.
Joey: $200? Are you sure Pheebs? I mean, after what Sesame Street did to ya?
Joey: Aww, I don't want to see that!
Joey: All right! Man, this is unbelievable! I mean, it's great, but
RACHEL: I know, so do I. Oh Phoebe, I'm so glad you made me do this. OK, lemme se yours.
Joey: I guess I'm done.
Joey: I think I'm gonna take-off.
Phoebe: No no no, Ill be nice, I swear!!! Could you just give me the number for where they are?
Chandler: Look, you cant call somebody after this long just to say, In case you didnt notice, I dont like you!
Alice: Y'know it-its funny, um, Frank told me so much about you, but your not how I pictured you at all.
Ross: Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but Im having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. Im having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if hell sit with me.
Phoebe: Oh, I hate this. Everything's changing.
Rachel: I want the little round waffles.
Rachel: I know, I mean, why can't parents just stay parents? (She walks over near Chandler and his gaze stays very obviously on her chest) Why do they have to become people? Why do they have... (Notices Chandler) Why can't you stop staring at my breasts?
Kathy: I'm sorry, it's just this Ernie Cofax thing on in a few minutes I wanted to watch.
Monica: Phoebe, I did not have sex.
Joey: Im sorry but weve got to get rid of all this girlie stuff in here. I, uh, I got to be a man! Okay. The living room has to remain a guy place, okay? Thats just the way it has to be.
Joey: (quivering with anger) I did not care for that!
Rachel: Wherever I go. Come on you and me, we'll-we'll start a new group, we're the best ones.
Ross: After what I did? Can you blame her?
PHOEBE: Yeah, well me too, yeah. I think that's the challenge.
Ross: Here. (Hands her, her cough drops) (to Rachel) At least I made ten bucks in my relationship.
Joey: Greens? Im a Tribbiani! And Tribbianis quit!
Monica: I have no idea, but X-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars.
Chandler: Actually, can I get some hot water with a little lemon? I think I strained my voice screaming in there. Does it have to be so loud?
MONICA: Okay, one more, please. Come on, I'm gonna get it in this time, I will.
Ross: What can I say, you missed your chance. From now on the only person whos going to enjoy these bad boys (holds up his hands) is me. (Quickly realizes what he said and exits disgustedly.)
Monica: I totally forgive you!
Rachel: No. I have got to get ready and go to a dinner at my bosses house. Its a very big deal, theres a lot of people there I have to meet.
Ross: (on phone) I know I miss you too. I can't wait to see you. I love you. Bye. (Hangs up.)
Rachel: I know, I can do more than cook.
Monica: C'mon Chandler, I think we have been given an opportunity. I mean, the mistake has already been made. They are writing up the paper right now.
Joey: So I ah, talked to Lauren, kinda told her how things were with us. Did you ah, did you talk to Marshall?
Chandler: Yeah I know, we're losing Ross, Joey said hence
Ross: I loved this place! To tell you the truth, I wish I didn't have to move.
Ross: Well, I mean if uh, if Emily gave me a choice
Rachel: Mmm-hmmm. Oh, so typical. Ooo, I'm a man. Ooo, I have a penis. Ooo, I have to win money to exert my power over women. (hands over her money)
Joey: Don't worry, I had it dry-cleaned.
Rachel: I have an extra ticket. An extra ticket. Not, two tickets, I have an extra ticket.
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Phoebe: Oh, I know.
Rachel: 'Cause I don't need your stupid ship.
Joey: I kinda feel like it's my fault.
Chandler: Well, I think it's very brave what you said.
Monica: God, I feel so guilty about Ross.
Rachel: What? YetiI mean Danny?
Phoebe: Thats all right, thats well, I figured.... (they start to leave as Joey enters.)
Chandler: (wails loudly into his hands) Joey kept screaming at me, Do it now! Do it!! Do it! Do it now!! Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming.
Rachel: (as Monica) Yeah it is, mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do.
Rachel: And stop saying that! I hate that!
Joey: (To Chandler) I bet it was about her a little.
Chandler: Hey, look, I know what it is to be a friend, I just-I just screwed up!
Phoebe: I already had a baby. Leave me alone.
Joey: Hey, y'know Ross, I think I kinda understand why I kinda lost it today.
Rachel: Oh, I went to have pizza. With Danny.
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Rachel: Ross, I
Phoebe: Oh, Ill get it. (goes over to the door.)
Ross: No really, I mean, I mean, God, I could use a friend.
Rachel: I haven't seen him in so long!
Monica: Wow, this is so weird. I just realized this might be the last time we'll all be hanging out together.
CHANDLER: I can't believe the guys missed this.
Joey: I think it's going okay. Looks like he's smiling.
Ross: (tightening his tie) And so do I.
Ross: Well, I guess that's it.
Phoebe: Well, I mean, Im not my sisters, you know, whatever, and um... I mean, its true, we were one egg, once, but err, you know, weve grown apart, so, um... I dont know, why not? Okay.
Rachel (on the phone): No, no, this is not what I ordered. Ok? I went all the way to New Jersey so that I could have the perfect cake for my daughter’s birthday and I need a bunny cake, right now!
Monica: So Chandler, I guess I'll see you at dinner.
Phoebe: (entering, hurridly) Hey, you guys! Look what I found! Look at this! (She hands Chandler a picture) Thats my Moms writing! Look.
Larry: Yeah, I was just kidding.
Monica: I love you. (They kiss.) Hey listen umm, when, when you were talkin about our future you said cat, but you meant dog right.
Phoebe: I dont know. Ooh! Ooh! Look it! (She fans out the trick deck.) Ah-ha!
Ross: Oh, it's not so bad. Monica's gonna make potpourri! I think I'm gonna go wander out in the rain for a while.
Larry: Oh, I don't know about that.
Monica: I know! Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these!
Ross: Yeah, see Mon, listen, listen. When Carol and I broke up, I went through the same thing. And you know what I did?
Rachel: Oh. Listen, I'm so sorry. I would, I would've never fogged you if y'know if you hadn't looked so . Y'know.