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Monica: I know its last minute, but we decided to have a Halloween party.
Ross: Well, Ill-Ill be there. I mean I have to wear a costume to all my classes that day anyway so
Joey: Look, Ill come to the party but Im not dressing up.
Ross: Yeah. Yeah, I think I will.
Ross: Thats right! He was hitting on her, and I got her. I guess the better man won. (To Joey) Please dont take her from me.
Ursula: Oh, I thought there was a mirror there. Okay, bye-bye. (Starts to walk again.)
Ursula: Umm, nothing. I mean, Im getting married next week.
Phoebe: Huh. Okay. Well, Im really happy for you. (Starts to walk away.)
Ursula: Wait! If umm, if you want to come, I guess thatd be okay.
Phoebe: Yeah. Okay. Umm, yknow, my friends are having a Halloween party tonight at my old apartment so, you could come. Maybe I could meet the guy youre marrying.
Ursula: Huh. Well, Im supposed to be working at the restaurant tonight. Im supposed to be working right now, so who cares.
Rachel: I am! I am a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress and she wants to wear it, because soon she wont be able to fit into it.
Monica: Im Catwoman, who wants to borrow the dress when youre too big for it.
Rachel: Oh! Oh! Can I give out the candy? I really want to be with the kids right now. Yknow, ever since I got pregnant I-I have the strongest maternal instincts.
Rachel: (to the cowgirl) And you are so in style right now. Yknow, I work at Ralph Lauren and the whole fall line has got this like equestrian theme going on. I dont suppose you saw the cover of British Vogue, but
Cowgirl: (interrupting) Can I just have the candy?
Chandler: (entering from the bedroom wearing a big, pink bunny costume) Monica! Can I talk to you for a second? Listen, I appreciate you getting me the costume
Monica: What?! I thought hed love it! His favorite kid's book was the Velveteen Rabbit!
Joey: Yes I did! Im Chandler. (Looks at Chandler) Dude, what happened?
Joey: Okay. Im Chandler (makes a growling/gurgling sound at the end and the girls laugh.)
Chandler: When have I ever done that?!
Joey: When have I ever done that?! (And does the sound again.)
Rachel: Oh! (Opens the door to reveal a ballerina) Well youre just the prettiest ballerina Ive ever seen.
Rachel: Well, I have to say that earns tutu pieces of candy.
Ballerina: I love you! (Hugs Rachel.)
Rachel: Yeah I know, but one of them just said that she loved me so I just gave her everything.
Ross: Remember the Russian satellite, Sputnik? (They all look at him.) Well, Im a potato or a spud. And these are my antennae. (Points to the colander with an old TV antenna glued on top that hes wearing.) So Sputnik, becomes (Theyre still confused) Spud-nik. Spudnik!
Chandler: Wow! I dont have the worst costume anymore!
Phoebe: Okay, I will. But right after you tell me who the hell you are.
Eric: Okay, I just slapped my future sister-in-laws ass.
Eric: Im an idiot. Uh, is your mother here? Maybe I can give her a little slap on the butt.
Eric: She, now I knew that and now Im sweating. Look at me, Im really sweatingNow Im saying, "Look at me," Im getting even sweatier. I think I probably should go.
Phoebe: No-no! Thats okay, well just start over. Okay? Hi! Im Phoebe.
Eric: I dont think they have a name for it. Its just I get nervous; I start sweating like crazy.
Eric: Oh umm, Im the solar system. (Hes wearing a black sweater with the planets glued on around the sun.) Yeah, my students helped me make itI teach the second grade.
Phoebe: I love the second grade!
Phoebe: Umm, Im a masseuse by day. (Stands with her hands on her hips like a Supergirl pose.)
Phoebe: No Im having fun. Im reallyAnd Im really-really excited for you and Ursula.
Eric: Oh I feel very lucky, shes great. I think shes the most beautiful woman Ive ever seen.
Joey: But between you and Phoebe, Id have to give the edge to Phoebe.
Monica: No youre fine. (Joey checks anyway.) All right well, do you think I could take Rachel?
Joey: Im not sure.
Monica: What?! Come on I am tough! Punch me right here! (Her stomach) As hard as you can!
Monica: Oh really? Okay? Well what would you say if I told you that, yknow, Ross or Chandler could beat you up?
Joey: I would say, "Woman, please!"
Phoebe: (walking over) Hey. Ursulas fianc�e is really sweet! Hes a teacher, he does all this volunteer work. Yknow normally yknow, I dont like really sweaty guys. But this one? I could just mop him up!
Phoebe: No Im not! You are!
Rachel: Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
Rachel: Okay, Im just gonna write this out to cash.
Mona: Umm, actually Im just a nurse.
Chandler: Youd think that would embarrass me, but you see Im maxed out.
Ross: Well, Im a spud
Monica: I cant answer that! Chandlers my husband.
Eric: Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, and its not like me to do something so impulsive, but shes just so perfect, and we have so much in common.
Phoebe: Peace Corps, really? (Ursula motions, "I dont know.")
Ursula: Yeah. It wasnt a town when I got there, but it was a town when I left. (To Eric) Shall we get me really drunk?
Joey: (To Monica) Hey-hey-hey, I think we might find out the answer to our question.
Joey: Monica and I were talking about who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross?
Chandler: I cannot believe you didnt pick me.
Ross: Uh, in her defense, shes right. I am stronger. I would destroy you.
Ross: Oh Ill prove it! Ill prove it like a theorem!!
Boy in the Cape: Id rather have the money.
Rachel: Well is it fair that all you did was put on a cape and I gotta give you free stuff?
Rachel: Uh, I think I just did. And uh-oh, here it comes again. Shut up!
Rachel: (To Joey) Yeah I knowIm goodI got it! (Joey slowly backs away.) (To the boy) Now wait a minute, Ive got one more thing I have to say to you oh right! Shut up!
Rachel: No! Wait no! Shut upI mean dont cry! Let me get my checkbook! (Grabs her checkbook and runs after him.)
Monica: (To Chandler) Look honey, you dont have to do this, okay? Its the strength you have inside that means the most to me. Youre loyal, youre honest, and you have integrity! Thats the kind of strength that I want in the man that I love!
Ursula: I dont know. He said he did all this stuff and then I said I did it too and he got so excited, it was really fun.
Ursula: (waving the cigarette in Phoebes face) Its a filthy, disgusting habit and I want you to quit now!
Chandler: Nope! I can do this all day.
Chandler: God, Im exhausted.
Chandler: No way! If anything youve gotta let me win! My wife thinks Im a wimp!
Ross: Hey, at least you have a wife! I-I keep getting divorces and knockin people up! And Im dressed as doody.
Ross: Come on, who are we kidding? Im doody. Please? Shes watchin.
Eric: Well, I guess Ill see you at the wedding. (Exits and Phoebe follows him into the hall.)
Phoebe: Umm listen, I dont think I dont think Im gonna make it to the wedding. So I just want to wish you all the luck in the world.
Eric: I think well be okay. Besides its so perfect and (whispering) shes been saving herself for me.
Phoebe: Okay I cant let you do this! Shes lying to you.
Phoebe: She is lying! And I bet I can prove it. Excuse me. (She grabs Ursulas purse and starts going through it and finds some papers.) Okay. Okay. YeahNot a prayer chain, but what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan. (Holds up her nametag.) Okay, heres the nametag from the restaurant where she works as a waitress! Not a teacher, a waitress. All right, heres her driver license, this oughta be good, she always lies about this. How old did she say she was?
Phoebe: Oh, I almost dont want to show this. (Hands it to him.) Just remember Im a minute younger.
Eric: I am so stupid. Of course she was lying! Shes not a teacher. Theres not such a thing as the top secret elementary school for the children of spies.
Eric: Im not smart. (Phoebe has no comeback.) I just wanted so much to be impulsive once. To be romantic.
Eric: Id better go, deal
Ursula: Hurry up I gotta pray!!
Rachel: Hey! Well, I had to give the kid fifty bucks to stop crying.
Rachel: No, I also had to go to a couple houses with him as his girlfriend. Oh, I am just awful with children!
Monica: Look, I wanted to tell Im-Im sorry you lost.
Chandler: Listen, Ive got a secret for ya. I let him win.
Chandler: No, I let him winRoss!
Chandler: Would you tell her I let you win please?
Chandler: I am strong! Ill show you! (He sits down at the table.)
Chandler: Okay. 1 2 3Go! (Once again hes at a stalemate, but this time hes in pain.) (Pause) Im gonna kill myself!
Chandler: Y'know, he won't even talk to me. How am I going to apologize to him if he won't even talk to me?
Gunther: (bringing Rachel a mug) Rachel, I made you a cocoa.
Joey: Oh, no. Ah, I playing your husband, Victor. Im Joey Tribianni.
Rachel: Y'know I dont, I dont understand guys, I mean I-I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by y'know, grabbin her boob.
Rachel: Yeah, it was senior year in college. It was after the Sigma Chi luau and Melissa and I got very drunk! And we ended up kissing! For several minutes!
Ross: Honey, just relax, it's gonna be fine. Hey, umm,. why don't I come down there and I'll take you out to lunch?
Joey: Now YOU'RE telling me I can't see her?? You guys are killing me! She's forbidden fruit! It's like ... like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy ... Why are you doing this, huh? Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there?
Pete: So ask me what I did today.
Joey: Ah. Yeah. Well look, the thing is its the same day as my nieces christening and I really want my parents to be there in time to see me. Cause my parts just in the beginning Im not even in the rest of the showWedding!
MONICA: Did you know I was allergic to shellfish?
Rachel: I know.
Monica: Oh God, Im so sorry.
PHOEBE: I can't believe you caved.
Chandler: I think youll find if I come to work here, I dont micro-manage. I dont shy away from delegating.
Rachel: Oh I see, so this suit is making a point.
Ross: (triumphantly) Im gonna be on TV!!
MONICA: I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?
Joey: I got you something! Open it! Open it!
Chandler: Oh, I can uh, check that for ya.
Kitchen Worker: Well, I dont know what to tell ya!
Pete: Oh no, not the thing. I hate the thing. Whats the thing?
Pete: So? I mean have you thought about it?
Joey: Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.
Pete: I guess you can.
Pete: No! Look, I was gonna tell you this over dinner, but I met somebody else. On my trip.
Chandler: Okay. I cant believe tomorrows the big day.
Phoebe: Absolutely, oh I promise. Tell her what?
Rachel: I dont know, his uh, his hair never really bothered me that much, and yknow it was always more crunchy than it was greasy.
Chandler: You dont think I get up when you get up?
Joey: Good luck. (to Monica) And Im still right!
FBOB: I am gonna try and quit drinking.
Joey: Thats not what I said. Okay, I just meant...
Rachel: I got to figure out what Im going to wear.
Phoebe: Oh...you don't have to go, I have something that will fit you.
Ross: Really? (Joey gives him a Like I would know look)
Rachel: Im fine, Im fine.
Rachel: Yes I am!
PHOE: Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something.
Joey: Shes mad because I know todays her laundry day and that means shes wearing her old lady underpants.
Rachel: But y'know, I could use a hand getting ready.
Ross: Fine. Ill go.
Rachel: I'm not jealous. All right this is about, umm, people feeling certain things y'know about strippers. And y'know, and um, I...
Ross: Sorry, Im sorry. Close, close, close...
Ross: Im sweeping...
Monica: (entering) Ohh, here you are. Yknow, Im-Im glad you decided to hear me out.
Rachel: Since when, since when do you think I dont wear enough of this?
Phoebe: Ooh, I have to tell you something.
Phoebe: But I cant tell you.
Monica: I know.
Monica: I am so glad you said cooks.
Monica: Im checking out the restaurant with Pete.
Monica: Hey, guess what Im doing tonight.
Alice: Y'know, I mean, really we do realise that theres an age difference between us.
Joey: Oh.. I don't know why this is so hard for me. you know.. I mean lying is basically just acting and I am a terrfic actor.
Ross: Im, Im sorry you didnt get to go to Spacecamp, and Im hoping that maybe somehow, this may make up for it. Presenting Sarah Tuttles Private Very Special Spacecamp!! (opens the door and Chandler and Joey jump up, their apartment is decorated like outer space, one of the leather chairs is covered in tinfoil.)
Phoebe: Ohh, Monica, I am so excited for you.
Chandler: I can check that for ya.
Ross: Okay, come on! All right, I gotta go! So good luck at the party. Okay?
Rachel: Look, I know you guys heard about the whole thing with me and Ross but y'know, I've been obsessing about it all day and I'd just love not to talk about it. All right?
Rachel: I dont want you to see me naked!
Ross: Rach, y'know I can see you naked any time I want.
Ross: Ah, Im sorry.
Rachel: Come on! I dont want you thinking of me like that any more!
Ross: Okay, okay, Im sorry, it will never happen... (closes eyes) Uh-oh! Wait a minute! Wait-wait, now there are a hundred of you and Im the king.
Rachel: I really do.
Rachel: Okay, I do.
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Chandler: You know, I may be way out on a limb here, but do you, do you, have a problem with Janice?
Phoebe: I cant!!
>>> Joey's Subconscious So this is going pretty good. dinner was nice, got a lot in common. (Sees a magazine) Victoria's secret huh we even like the same books. (Walks over to a painting on the wall) Oh now there's a scary painting. wait a minute I think I've been scared by that painting before. (Looks around) You know what this whole place look familiar I have definitely been in this apartment I know I've seen this weird plant before (it's a cactus and he touch's it) AWCH! It did that the last time. Oh my god, I've gone out with this girl before yeah we had sex on this couch and then on that chair and no. no we didn't do it hear which is weird because it seems like a perfectly good place.
Monica: Okay, I gotta go. (gets up)
Phoebe: I dont know! (frantically points at Monica)
MONICA: Not never. I mean, I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment.
Ross: You know, Barracuda was the first song I learned to play on the keyboard.
Jasmine: But you should probably talk to my roommate, because I told him and he knows Phoebe too.
Phoebe: I, but youre so close! No!
Chandler: Thanks, Im glad you see it that way.
Rachel: No? Yknow, I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue.
Rachel: Oh! Whoops! Im sorry, you were talking about Emily!
Rachel: But I couldnt even if I wanted to, because I dont know! I swear; I didnt see anything, and I dont want to know! It was just a momentary lapse.
Pete: Okay, I love you. Is that so bad?
Pete: Okay, yeah. I mean... If thats, if thats really what you want, okay.
Chandler: All right! Fine! But its just a lunch date, no more than an hour! And from now on I get my own dates, I dont want you setting me up with anybody ever again!
Pete: Look, the only who stands to get hurt is me. And Im okay with that.
Woman No. 1: Hi, can I help you?
Pete: I bought a restaurant and I would like you to be the head chef.
Joey: No! I want an award I did win! But nobodys giving me any of those! PlusHey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? When people come over theyll see it and theyll think I won it.
Ross: I was kinda, supposed to be on TV tonight for The Discovery Channel.
Rachel: That is the sweetest thing, I just....
Joey: Yeah... I think we do... (sighs, with folded arms)... about what?
Ross: So, Ill umm...
Rachel: Oh, Im sorry I spoiled youre evening.
Ross: (rushing back in) What?! I wh-, whats wrong?
Chandler: I dont know. Should we try it?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, thats the word I use when I cant remember the real thing.
Ross: Im-Im gonna wear this all the time! I love this shirt!! (he kisses the shirt)
Rachel: I meant, me plus one!
Rachel: Look, um, I think we should talk about what happened on the terrace.
Monica: I need two. Im bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
Chandler, Phoebe, and Rachel: I had one.