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Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are!
Chandler: (stops) I have no idea.
Phoebe: Oh my God, they took my idea!
Monica: (pause) I have no idea.
Rachel: So whos idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates?
Rachel: Well, itd better not be about the apartment pants, because I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it.
Joey: Hey! Uh, this is just to give you an idea. Okay well, we can put screens here, (In front of the crib.) so that the baby has privacy, and-and-and maybe a mobile over the crib. And uhOh look! Heres a baby monitor (Holds it up), which until the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. Huh?
(Chandler gets an idea)
MRS. GELLER: I have no idea. Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city?
ROSS: And you had no idea they weren't getting along?
[Scene: That same plane cabin, Ross is working on a crossword puzzle and Rachel is asleep against his shoulder. She shifts a little bit and Ross suddenly gets an idea. An evil idea when he looks at his pen. Then we have a little time lapse, the plane has landed and everyone is disembarking. The flight attendant is saying bye-bye to everyone.]
Rachel: Well, it was all Rosss idea.
Phoebe: Oh, this is so intense. One side of my butt is totally asleep, and the other side has no idea.
CHANDLER: It's not that hard to learn. And as for people realizing you have no idea what you're doing, hey, you're an actor. Act like a processor, people will think you're a processor.
Phoebe: Thats a good idea for a business!
Mr. Treeger:: No, I ahh, had another idea.
Joey: Oh my God, you guys have no idea.
Ross: Anyway, she thought the very idea of me playing rugby with him was like hilarious. So Im gonna show her how tough I really am!
Monica: Honey, we've been trying to have a baby for over a year. I think it's a good idea to find out if everything's ok. Just a few routine tests.
Ross: I have no idea. I mean But-but I assure you I will figure it out.
Ross: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight.
Ross: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)
Mrs. Geller: (to Ross on the stairs) I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
(There's an awkward silence then suddenly Phoebe gets an idea.)
Phoebe: No, Im-Im not sure about Hulk, but I like the idea of a name starting with "The."
Rachel: (shakes her head) I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her cake singing "Happy Birthday". Then we would all go into... HEY GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! (honks furiously, and Ross looks at her in disbelief and Rachel looks at him.) They have to learn!
Monica: I have no idea, but X-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars.
Monica: Thats a good idea! Wait, do you know how to waiter?
Chandler: (sarcasticly) Thanks Joey, that's a good idea.
Ross: You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.
Joey: Umm, listen, Ross do you really think this moving in with Rachel is a good idea?
Phoebe: I've had that dog there for three days and Chandler had no idea. He's not so smart.
Janice: All right, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, we've got to do something about our little situation here Joey. So, this is my idea: you and me spending some quality time together.
Phoebe: (opening the door) I had nothing to do with it. (Closes the door.) (Opens the door.) Okay, it was my idea, but I dont feel good about it.
All: Good idea! Yes!
Chandler: Thats a good idea, Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday. I would like to get her something serious.
Phoebe: Good idea!
Joey: What a bad idea!
ROSS: Did you tell him about my thquirt gun idea?
Rachel: All right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, its justAnd I know hes my assistant and I cant date himbut it just bothers me, all right?!
Joey: Oh, yeah, good idea.
SUSIE: But um, here's an idea, have you ever worn women's underwear?
Mrs. Geller: We might still have some money, if your father didnt think it was a good idea to sell ice over the Internet.
Monica: No, but someones really not going to get over that idea, are they?
Chandler: No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note.
Ross: I have no idea. No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father.
[Scene: Monica's eye doctor's office, Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes. I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know.]
Chandler: It's a great idea. (They kiss)
Chandler: Thats a great idea! We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room.
Ross: Am I?! And was it your idea to postpone the wedding?!
Chandler: No, I have a great idea for a present for her.
Phoebe Sr: I really dont think its a very good idea, Phoebe.
Rachel: Well, yknow this whole marriage thing, kinda my idea.
Ross: You know, I think that�s a good idea�our babysitter just pounded in another Chardonnet. (both get up) Bye, y�guys.
Rachel: Well theres an idea!!
Ross: And everyone's telling me, you gotta pick a major, you gotta pick a major. So, on a dare, I picked paleontology. And you have no idea what I'm saying, because, let's face it, you're a fetus. You're just happy you don't have gills anymore.
(They start trying to trade babies while holding one each. They have no idea how to do it, so they just shift the babies around in their arms. They give up pretty quickly.)
Monica: Thats a good idea.
Monica: Do you know whats a bad idea?
Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, thats right, thats right, it was you!
Carol: (quickly) I love that idea!
Phoebe: Ooh, Joey, thats actually a really good idea!
Ross: Yeah I know. (Pause) On the other hand in um, in about seven months youre gonna have something that youre gonna love more than any guy youve ever gone out with. Just wait. Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. You have no idea.
Ross: Oh I, I dont-I dont think that would be the best idea.
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Monica: Okay, Rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?
Rachel: Huh. Well, y'know thats actually a really good idea, because that way theyll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.
Phoebe: Yeah! No, thats right. And I thought it was a really good idea.
Rachel: That was her idea, I just gave her a nudge.
Ross: A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!
Ross: Uh, Rachel, Ive been thinking. I dont think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. Im calling it off.
[Ross and Chandler stare angrily at Joey, who thinks he has come up with a good idea.]
Mr. Geller: It seemed like such a simple idea.
Rachel: Yeah thats actually a pretty good idea.
Rachel: Phoebe, if this guys going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?
Monica: Of course! (She mouths, "I have no idea," to the rest of the gang.)
Phoebe: Does Joey have any idea?
Ross: Okay, this is getting a little crazy. I mean, Im-Im sure it would be amazing but I gotta say I really-really dont think it would be a good idea. Yknow? I really, really dont.
Phoebe: She is so amazing! You have no idea.
Joey: No idea? Who do you think brought her here?
Joey: Wow! Im so sorry; I had no idea it would bother you this much.
Monica: Oh thats a great idea. Youre really good on the phone.
Chandler: Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
Tag: If this is your idea of sexy talk? (Shakes his head that its not working.)
Chandler: I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited!
Phoebe: What?! No! It was my idea!
Rachel: Wow! I mean I had no idea that that was gonna
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
Melissa: Oh wow, Ray-ray I have no idea what youre talking about.
[Cut to Elizabeth Hornswoggle's bathroom, Ross frantically pulls his shirt out and drops his pants. He exhales in sheer ecstasy as the coolness of the bathroom envelops his legs. He sits on the cast iron bathtub, again gasping in pleasure. He next grabs a magazine and starts to blow air on his exposed legs, but that doesn't work the way he wants it to. So he throws the magazine down, looks around for another idea, and finds one. He jumps up and hops to the sink. He turns on the water and starts to splash some on his legs, cooling them further.]
(Oh, I should point out that the live studio audience at this point goes absolutely wild. And I had absolutely no idea that this Will character was that popular! Maybe they should make him the seventh friend. Which would work out just fine since hes already married to one of them. Will is played by some guy named Brad Pitt, I guess hes some sort of actor.)
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, thats really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why dont you go into your room and try these on and well seeget a better idea of whats gonna work.
Chandler: Okay so you mean no as in, "Gee Chandler, what an interesting idea. Lets discuss it before we reject it completely."
JOEY: See, didn't I tell ya these pillows would be a good idea?
Chandler: Yeah, y'know what I got a better idea. How-how bout it blocks none of mine door and a lot of yours? (throws his shoulder into the center to try and move it, but it doesnt move.)
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Monica: That would be a good idea.
Monica: Honey, I dont think thats something we need to worry about! First of all hes-hes never gonna tell her how he feels about her. And even if he did you have no idea how shed react.
Monica: Oh, Im sorry. Of course I mean that. Interesting idea, umm, talk about it, but no.
Chandler: I have no idea.
Dr. Green: I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.