words in movies
Chandler: Actually, this is for Kathy's birthday. It's an early edition of her favorite book.
Ross: How do you think it's gonna look when you get her something incredibly meaningful and expensive and her boyfriend Joey gives her an orange?
Phoebe: It's gotta be better than that book. Oo! Like a crossbow!
Phoebe: Okay! It's worth it, if it will get you moving. You haven't worked in months.
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
Rachel: No! I'm sorry, honey, it's just that last week I got all but three answers and I really want to finish a whole one without any help.
Joey: It's two gifts in one. It's a pen that's also a clock! Huh?
Chandler: Because she's not eleven! And it's not the seventh night of Hanukkah!
Rachel: Okay, honey, what he means by that, is ...while this is a very nice gift, maybe it's just not something a boyfriend gives?
Joey: Sure it is! She needs a pen for work, she's writing, she turns it over.... "Whoa! It's time for my date with Joey!"
Joey: (whining and heading toward the door) Look, it's too late, and I got an audition. I can't shop anymore! I...
Phoebe: I know, it's tough. You know what the first thing I did after my mother's funeral was?
Phoebe: Pay the caterer! Look, I've had a lot of jobs, okay, and there are some people who just always try to get out of paying. It's either, you know, "that massage wasn't long enough, or, "I don't recognize any of those songs," or, you know, "these sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"
Ross: Well, like that, only instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time, and garbage is all that has survived! (Ross takes the loosely tied tie off and hands it to Joey who puts it on.) Here.
Ross: It's, uh... it's endearing, really.
Chandler: Yeah? You don't think it's just pathetic?
Chandler: I got something for her. (Joey picks up the package, shakes it next to his ear, can't hear anything, switches ears, shakes it again.) It's a book!
Chandler: No, it's a book that's just a book, okay? It's an early edition of the Velveteen Rabbit. It was her favorite book as a kid. So, uh, just... let me know if she likes it, okay?
Cheryl: It's me!
Cheryl: Wait! No! No! It's my hamster! It's Mitzi!
Cheryl: (looking in the bag) Oh, thank god, it's not Mitzi. It's just a rat.
Joey: Yeah, he did, look... look, it's right there on the counter! Ha-ho-ho!
Chandler: See, you think it's just a pen, but then you turn it over and it's also a clock.
Joey: Whoo, whoo. Wow, it's uhm... kinda weird that I'm sitting next to Charlie after we broke up.
Chandler: It's wrong. They made a mistake. They think we're somebody else.
Chandler: Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case: right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass. Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery aside. But, what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing is ever gonna happen between us.
Ross: Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight, huh old buddy?
Ross: Because it's soft... Hey, so how was your date?
Monica: It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.
Rachel: Yeah! If you don't I will! Of course your body's gonna change. Your breasts are gonna get bigger, your ass is gonna get bigger, you're gonna lose bladder control. (she starts sobbing) God! It's just such a magical time!
Monica: (turns his back to the stairs) Oh, it's a great party! Great food. Y'know, most parties it's all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. (As she's saying this Rachel tries to head downstairs but is blocked by people coming upstairs. She quickly retreats back up the stairs.) (Sees that she has to keep him distracted longer.) So umm, what's this? (Points to his plate.)
Joey: (he has a turkey on his head) It's stuck!!!
Joey: It's Joey.
David: Really? Well, if you do, come in the spring. It's just lovely there.
Rachel: No, it's just... look, you know, when I first moved to the city I was a lot like her! I was spoiled, self-centered and you guys really took care of me.
Chandler: Yeah... Well, it's a good thing we got it then.
Rachel: Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.
Gene: It's white!
Gene: It's made from eggs!
Joey (to Chandler): Look, c'mon, please? It's not like I'm asking for some crazy favour. This is what I do for a living. I am a professional actor! (he glances at his watch and sees the time) Oh, man, I'm two hours late for work! (he stands, ready to go). Look, here's a copy of my reels. It's got all the commercials that I've been in.
Man: It's the police!
Man: That's right, it's officer Goodbody.
Monica: (to Rachel) Hey, where is this guy, it's been over an hour!
Monica: (laughs) You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on! It's nothing to freak out about.
CHANDLER: No, look, that's it, it's over, I want you out, I want you out of the apartment now.
Gary: Sweethart, but none of that matters if it's too soon for you. It's fine! We don't have to move in together. I justI want you to be happy
Rachel: (still searching) Oh, I know... I know it's been really hard for you.
Phoebe: You know, it's fine. We'll pay you.
CHAN: No, no, see? See? [the printer starts to run] Hey, it's printing. [to Joey, rattled] Hey, it's printing!
Joey: You know, on the one hand you're happy for them, but on the other hand it's hard to let go.
Ross: I wanna say it's not looking good.
Phoebe: Oh, I don't wanna choose! It's (Rachel is walking by). Oh okay, wait. Rach! Listen I have a very special bridesmaid task for you today.
Rachel: Well, Chandler said that it's really important to him too!
Joey: It's okay. You know, I totally understand, alright? You guys, make way more sense than her and I ever did, you know. And... I want you to be happy.
Phoebe: (goes back in) I'm Rachel. It's so annoying when I put Emma on the phone to talk with my friends.
Monica: No I totally disagree. No I think it's fine for a guy to do something like that. Such you an actor. Not that you need to,your eyebrows are...
Monica: (Putting down her phone) Well, the club lost it's power.
Mike's mom: No... It's lovely. The lights and the snow. I could look at them forever.
Ross: It's the dog.
Gene: It's white!
Rachel: No, it's all right, you can just drop the act Tommy. I know what's going on here. Your Danny's wingman right? You guys are best buds. Frat bros!
Phoebe: Oh, COOL!! Wow, it's like a time capsule!
Phoebe: Uh. It's not... quite what I'm saying.
Joey: Oh, so we didn't win, but it's fun to play the game, right?
Phoebe: Ok, it's too hard, I can't teach you!
Rachel: Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name.
Chandler: Well, I think it's great that you're going on a date, you know? I mean, it sounds healthy. I mean, you have needs. Embrace your womanhood!
Erica: Yeah... it's almost definitely him. (Monica and Chandler look confused now)
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know." Nooo!!
Monica: (smiling) No it's not.
Rachel: ...It's kinda hard though!
Monica: (her hair bigger then before) I can't believe it's raining again! Oh, it's so unfair!!!
Mike: Oh, it's just... It's up to you. It's your name. You've got to live with it.
Rachel: Oh! It's not good.
Rachel: No, it's okay, you didn't know.
Monica: No it's not!
Monica: Maybe because it's you hung your head out of the window like a dog the whole ride here.
Joey: Yeah, well, that's fine, but the important thing is that I finished it. And uh, I think it's really good, but y'know it'd really help me is if I could hear it. So would you guys read it for me?
Joey: Nothing major, it's just that, you know, they're not really good enough for you, and you deserve the best.
RACH: Oh, no, Michael, it's not you. I'm sorry, it's just, it's this thing. It's probably not as bad as it sounds but this friend of mine is, is getting a cat with his girlfriend.
Phoebe: It's a funny word.
Chandler: It's seven years ago. (he looks surprised) My time machine works!
Rachel: I know, it's huge, and it's scary, and it's... really far, far away from you guys, but this is such an incredible opportunity for me. And I've already talked to them about our situation with Emma, and they said they'll do whatever we need to make us feel comfortable.
Rachel: It's in Paris.
Mr Zelner: But I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do... Ah, it's not true, there is... nothing I want to do.
Phoebe: Ok, this is not about the MONEY, ok? It's about... it's about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us... the hollow shells.
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
Flight Attendant: It's from Rachel. She said that she loved the present, and she will see you when you get back.
Ross: It's what you want. You should go.
Chandler: Well, it's not.
Rachel: It's all done!
Rachel: No, no, no. It's ok. I'm gonna be fine.
Ross: (on the phone) No Mum, I'm not dead. I know it's not something to kid about. It was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it's over, ok? (pause) Actually no, even if I had died, you would not be left childless. (pause) Monica?
Chandler: Honey, it's gonna be okay.
Rachel: Yeah! That's Phoebe. That's Phoebe. You know, she just wants them all! It's like she's a nympho!
Ross: Well it's okay. Chandler is talking to her.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
Chandler: It's just that we've never spent any time, you know, alone together.
Phoebe: I know! (points at herself) Evil! And... and... and... I like Mike so much, you know. It's just going really well. Oh my God!
Phoebe: It's a cotton swab with a bit of my saliva on it, so that if they perfect the cloning process while you are over there, you can use the DNA to create your own Pheebs!
Ross: I know, it's pretty great.
Phoebe: It's a baby chick and duck!
Joey: Yeah. It's a shame people can't visit there.
Chandler: (shocked) She? It's a girl?
Ross: It's I just know they're gonna be a couple of windbags wearing tweed jackets with suede elbow patches.
Monica: It's a... It's a boy!
Monica: Chandler, you don't wanna miss this. This is the birth of your child! It's the miracle of life!
Chandler: What if they're not? What if it's adopted by a king?
Monica: It's just a little bit more, honey.
Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
Rachel: I know, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's so much better than what I had at Ralph Lauren. The money is great...
Rachel: It's just physical and I have it totally under control! Ok? It's just, when I see them together, sometimes I just get a little jealous!
Monica: Yes, it's twins!
Chandler: We don’t. Not until it's a hundred percent. I mean, why upset everybody over nothing.
Chandler: Oh, ain't this nice? It's so quiet, I could just lie here all day.
Chandler: It's okay, it's just an egg roll.
Chandler: Yeah. It's a shame you two didn't get to spend more time together.
Chandler: You know, it's... (sees the feeding taking place next to him) something funny about sneakers. I'll be right back. (Goes into the kitchen)
Chandler: Oh, it's gonna be okay.
Chandler: No... It's all glued together.
Phoebe: Hey, it's me. Here's Ross.
Phoebe: (Under her breath) God, I woke the beast. Sorry. (To Monica) I was wrong obviously, I justI misspoke. It's okay.
Phoebe: Why? It's fun, it's different, no-one else has a name like it.