words in movies
Ben: Jack? I hate him! Hes a jerk.
Phoebe: Him youre friends with. (Starts looking at the children trying to find Jack and a teacher notices her.)
Phoebe: Yes! Yes you can, Im looking for Jacks parents.
The Teacher: Right. Are you looking for Jacks parents to discuss the problems hes having with Ben? (Phoebe nods Yes.) Yeah. Because I really do think the parents should sit down and have a conversation.
[Scene: Stings Apartment, Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Stings wife, Trudie Styler, to enter.]
Trudie Styler: I gather Jack and Ben havent been getting along lately.
Phoebe: Umm, Im sorry. Wont-wont Jacks father be joining us?
Trudie Styler: Oh Im sorry, Jacks father is not available.
Trudie Styler: So, I guess you and I should talk about Jack and Ben right now.
EDDIE: Ohhhh. Relax, take it easy buddy. Tell me twice, you want me to go? Alright, alright, guess I'll be back for my stuff. [walks out the door and after a pause comes back in] But if you think for one second I'm leaving you alone with my fish, you're insane Jack!
Mr. Waltham: Terribly nice of you to offer to pay for half the wedding. (He hand a multipage bill to Jack.)
Phoebe: Yeah, I dreamt that he saved me from a burning building and he was so brave and so strong! And its making me look at him totally differently. Yknow, I mean he used to be just, yknow Jack Geller Monica and Rosss dad and now hes hes Jack Geller, dream hunk."
Phoebe: Rachel, come here. (Rachel walks over to Phoebe. Chandler sits down on the lounge-chair.) Okay, I was just starting to take my Thanksgiving nap, and I had another dream about Jack.
Monica: Ah, the other Jack.
Phoebe: You are just like Jack.
Phoebe: Oh, see, Jack did love the cow.
Rachel: ...Jack from downstairs?
Jack: I can't believe Emma is already one!
Joey: Nope, got it and I got yours (Pointing to Jack) too.
Chandler: Its a hand. Its a thing you use as a Jack and Coke holder.
MRS. GELLER: Over here Jack. OK. I see, Rachel's coming up the path. Oh doesn't she look pretty. Jack, get this. [Rachel enters with a huge nose]
MRS. GELLER: Oh, Jack look, there's that house paint commercial that cracks you up. [the Gellers return to watching TV and Ross goes over to Monica]
[Chandler, trying to make nice with Jack, laughs at his joke and points at Jack.]
MRS. GELLER: Oh, Jack.
Jack: Last winter I went up on a church lawn and drove right through a manger scene. The papers thought it was a hate crime.
MRS. GELLER: Which one? Which button, Jack.
RICHARD: Jack, would you let it go?
MRS. GELLER: [they start kissing] Oh Jack stop.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
MRS. GELLER: So Jack, you ever think about trading me in for a younger model?
Mrs. Geller: You tell her Jack, I cant do it.
MRS. GELLER: Jack. Could you come in here for a moment? NOW!
Mrs. Geller: (stopping him) Dont get up Jack! The safety pins are about to blow.
MRS. GELLER: Jack, give me that. Talk to your son.
[Chandler goes to take off Jacks coat. He then notices little white flakes on Jacks shoulders. He begins to wipe them off.]
(Chandler and Monica carry Erica and Jack over to the crib and put them down carefully.)
Phoebe: (holding a card and waving it in front of her face) Hey you guys, look, the one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go. (they look at her) Right, OK, serious poker.
Mr. Geller: All-right fine, but I just want to say, Im not paying for your wine cellar. You thieving, would be speaking German if it werent for us, cheap little man. (Emilys stepmum looks shocked. Jack and Judy get up and leave.)
Mrs. Geller: Jack, thats what they call the subway.
Ross: Joeys asking if youve just ruined the first book hes ever loved that didnt star Jack Nicholson?
Mr. Waltham: You want a piece of me, sir? Is that what your saying? (Pointing at Jack and poking him) You want a piece of me?
Phoebe: Oh, Jack Bing. I love that. Ooh, it sounds like a '40s newspaper guy, you know? "Jack Bing, Morning Gazette. I'm gonna blow this story wide open!"
Joey: What? Ace is high! Jack, queen, king, ace!
Mrs. Geller: Ooh, Jack....(He looks over to her) Sometimes I forget how powerful you can be. (They embrace and kiss passionately.)
Mrs. Geller: Jack.
Ross: Umm, I'm sorry Judy, I couldn't find that bowl that you and Jack were looking for.
Rachel: I dunno. Yknow to me hell always be Jack Geller, walks in while youre changing.
Monica: Dad [kisses Jack], Mom [kisses Judy]. Look! Look who it is its Chandler!
[Enter Jack and Judy Geller]
[We see a shot of Jack drinking condensed milk on the couch.]
[Jack and Judy exit to Monicas room.]
[Jack and Judy come out of Monicas room and sit down on the couch.]
Mr. Waltham: Sorry old boy, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. (Them all walk away. As he leaves he mutters to Jack.) I could kill you with my thumb, you know.
[We see a shot of Jack stuffing his face with food. Some dream hunk!]
Jack: What?!
Phoebe: Was it my work? Were they mad? Was it Jack? Did he yell?!
Ross: J-j-just relax, nobody yelled. Jack just was calling to make sure that you were getting better.
[Ross and Judy enter the living room. Judy and Ross sit down on the couch beside Jack. Monica and Chandler are sitting on the coffee table.]
MRS. GELLER: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
Jack: Phoebe?
Jack: Well, you were fired.
Phoebe: Jack!! Hey!
Jack: (approaches her) Phoebe, listen
Jack: Are you all right?
Jack: You lost 13 million dollars.
Mrs. Geller: (pointing to herself and Jack) Well we left ours in Monicas bedroom.
Jack: Take it easy. (Sits her down.)
Mrs. Geller: Jack!
Mrs. Geller: Jack, is it all our fault? Were we bad parents?
[Time lapse. Ross and Joey are cleaning the table while Judy and Phoebe talk by the window. Jack and Chandler are sitting on the couch while Monica sits on the coffee table.]
Jack: What are you doing here?
Jack: Uh, Phoebe you-you dont have an office.
Mrs. Geller: Stupid Jack, the word is stupid.
CHANDLER: Ok, think, what would Jack and Chrissy do?
Rachel: Okay, but Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow, I gave up an orthodontist. Okay, I-I-I know, I know I didn't love him-
Mrs. Geller: Rachel's coming up the path. Doesn't she look pretty. Jack... (Rachel enters with a huge nose)
Monica: Mrs. Bing? Here, these are my parents umm, Judy and Jack Geller.
Mrs. Geller: Jack?
Mr. Waltham: Well theres one (pointing towards Jack) and theres another (pointing towards Judy).
Mrs. Geller: Thank you Monica that was uh, interesting. Wasnt it interesting, Jack?
Judy:(to Jack) Jack, look at this.
Jack: Thank you!
Jack and Judy: HI!
Jack: Which one are you?
Jack: Right now that seems so far away, seventeen years.
Chandler: That was you?! I thought it was Jack!
Joey: No! No, that was Jack! Rachel thinks I asked her to marry me!
Joey: Oh, all blank, and no blank, makes blank a blank blank. Oh no-no-no, no, the end when Jack almost kills them all with that blank, but then at last second they get away. Aww!
Donny: Ok Henrietta, you've picked Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Monica: Yeah, we named the boy Jack after dad.
(Monica and Chandler put Jack and Erica in their stroller.)
Mrs. Geller: (whispers to Jack a little loudly) I think hes stoned again.
Jack: I know what you're thinking Judy, the resemblance is uncanny!
Phoebe: No, Jack and the Beanstalk.
Jack: And my cholesterol’s off the charts!
Joey: The same way you lost. I started out with a King and a Queen, bamn! Ross gets a 2 and a 3. Then I get a Jack and a King, boom! Ross gets a 4 and a 5! Ross was getting the Cup card, the D-Cup, the Sittin Down Bonus! Meanwhile, I didnt even get half a cup! Nothin!!
Mrs. Burkart: (in grief) Jack used to handle the finances! (Breaks into tears)
Jack: That’s true! This message could becoming to you from beyond the grave, Emma!
Chandler: Id like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Time lapse. Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table. Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him. Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking. Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachels trifle. Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen.]
Joey: Hey, hey, hey, hey! I'm not gonna mess with Jack, he's a great man, he fought for our country.
Phoebe: Okay, look at him. Look at those strong hands. Oh what I wouldnt give to be that can of (looks closer to see what Jack is drinking) condensed milk.
Chandler: Oh, yes. Well its very beautiful. Its cream-colored and tight [Realizes what he just said and looks worried. Monica and Ross also looked shocked. Judy and Jack give Chandler a very dirty look.] I dont mean tight, I mean its not too tight, not that I was looking at-[giving up all hope, he puts his head into his hands.]
Jack: I told that guy who answered your phone.