words in movies
[Scene: A kitchen somewhere. Monica is interviewing for a job]
INTERVIEWER: And if I want to call for a reference on your last job?
MONICA: Um, yeah, so uh, uhh, listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before but umm, I, I'm no longer at my job, I, I had to leave it.
Quartet: (singing) Congratulations on your first week at your brand new job! It won't be long before your the boss.
Monica: Pick a number! That is your only job!
Cop: Yeah, but I kinda don't have a choice, it's my job. I mean, you understand right?
Steve: Yes, that's right. We're excited about the level of sophistication you'll be bringing to the job.
Gary: I know, but it's my job, sweethart!
Earl: Its just that I uh, have been working for ten years now at this meaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows I exist!
Chandler: So what job did you get Joe?
Rachel: Its not funny, this is actually my job.
ESTELLE: Joey, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Al Minser and his pyramid of dogs. Take any job you can get and don't make on the floor.
Ross: (to Chandler) It's her first day at this new job. Your not supposed to start with her!
Joey: Not good, no. I didnt get the part, and I lost my job here, so
Mr. Treeger: (measures the top of the doorframe) Whoa! This looks like an all day job, Ill have to cancel my yoga class. (Ross walks up.) Hey Ross!
Rachel: I-I, got a job at Ralph Lauren.
Phoebe: I would love that job!
Monica: I mean theyre trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something Ive been waiting for my whole life.
Chandler: Or a job where you dont have to carry a table.
Chandler: Shes just doing her job!
Ross: Hey Pheebs, maybe this whole heart attack thing is a sign, that-that you should start think about getting a different job.
Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?
Phoebe: What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch?
Rachel: Well why didnt you take the job?
Interviewer: So it looks like youve got some great experience here. Lets see ahh, reason for leaving last job?
Mr. Tribbiani: Just for a coupla days. I got a job midtown. I figure I'm better off staying with the kid than hauling my ass back and forth on the ferry. (Sees Roger) I don't know this one.
Monica: So Nancy told me about this job at this great restaurant, Javo (sp?). It's just a little outside of Tulsa.
Rachel: (on the couch) Oh hi! Yknow, I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front.
Monica: No, Ill do it. You just stick to your job.
[The next flashback is from The One With The Prom Video. Monica is at a job interview at a new restaurant.]
Phoebe: What is your job?
JOEY: So, assistant to the director. That's a really exciting job, I mean, you must have a ton of cool responsibilities.
Rachel: What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is notthats-thats not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. Its-its, theyre-theyre wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdales, so And obviously in uh, in-in this case, (She grabs a pen and paper) I am going to report back, "USA not ready."
Ross: Oh, wait! Wait! Dont you have an audition today? Yeah! Maybe youll get that job!
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job.]
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
Joey: Was she happy you gave her the job?
Rachel: Now, she thinks that I made out with him and I did it to get her job.
Rachel: Okay youre right. Ill hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect for the job Hilda!
Rachel: No, you couldve lost your job.
Guy: I ah, I work at Bloomingdales and I might know of a job possibility if your, if your interested?
Rachel: Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant!
Monica: Rach, youre in a great place in your life. Come on, youve got a great job! Good friends
Mrs. Geller: (To Chandler) Youve done a wonderful job with this party Chandler. Everything looks so lovely.
Rachel: (reading the resume) And you were at this job for four years?
Director: (to Joey) Good job, little buddy. That was some really good French. But I think we're gonna go with someone else for the part.
Phoebe: Yeah. Ooh God, there's that face again! See I can't do this job! I...
Frank: Yeah, Ive been thinking ever since you said we were having triplets, the best thing for me to do is to drop out of college and get a job.
Rachel: Noooo... the interview! She loved me! She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours, we have the same taste in clothes, andoh, I went to camp with her cousin... And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well!
SUSIE: I'm Susie Moss. Fourth grade, glasses, I used to carry around a box of animal crackers like a purse. CHANDLER: Susie Moss, right, yeah, wow, you look. . . great job growing up.
Wayne: Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
Joey: All right relax, look I'll pay you with the money from the acting job I am definitely gonna get thanks to you.
Chandler: Good job Joe! Well done! Top notch!
Gunther: He can have his job back.
Rachel: I-I dont want your job. I-I dont. Ohh this is such a mistake. I did not make out with him. Nobody made out with him. I did not use my keycard yesterday. I dont even know how to use my keycard. (The elevator stops. Ralph steps on.)
Ross: Ok, fine, but I don't want them bonding to much. I don't want her telling Emma she needs a nose job.
Joey: I thought you already have a job.
Rachel: Okay, but taking care of a drunk, naked woman seems like a job for Joey.
Chandler: I have a job interview I have to get ready for.
Rachel: Thats your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here.
Chandler: Hes right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want.
Chandler: I think you should take the job.
Chandler: Okay, I have news. You don't have to move to Tulsa. You can stay here and keep your job.
Sandy: Like in my last job, I met Daniel when he was three weeks old. And I got to watch him grow into this awesome person... When I left, I said: I'll see you soon... And he said to me: Skdandy... (Ross and Rachel look puzzled) That was his name for me... I'll see you every day... right in... (points at his heart, but starts to cry before he can finish his sentence. Rachel tries to comfort him, but Ross has this "you've got to be kidding me" look all over him)
Rachel: Well, why shouldnt I be? I have great friends! I have a wonderful job!
Rachel: You know, he was just doing his job...
Monica: (in her apartment, screaming) I LOVE MY NEW JOB!
Doug: So, in conclusion, the lines all go up (points to the chart), so Im happy. Great job team! Tomorrow at 8:30. (They start to leave) Phil! Nice job. (smacks him on the butt) Stevens! Way to go! (smacks him on the butt) Joel-burg, you maniac! I love ya! (smacks him on the butt) (Chandler walks up) Bing! Good job, couldnt have done it without ya. (he shakes his hand)
Chandler: (spinning around looking for him) I dont think you did a very thorough job!
Ross: What, you, you really quit your job?
Monica: You want a job? Turn off "Oprah," and send out a resume!
Joey: I *love* my job.
Phoebe: Oh, I like my job.
Chandler: I don't have a *job*!
Chandler: Maybe I should quit and get a job that pays.
Joey: Boob job.
Rachel: No, she was just much better at job than me!
Monica: It's so unfair, you don't even like your job!
Joey: Mmmm hmm! For your boob job!
Rachel: Joey! Why did you tell Chandler that Monica was getting a boob job?
Chandler: Yeah, because if I was at my old job we'd say 300 million? No thank you!
Joey: (to Chandler) Hey, that is so great about the job.
Monica: (she hugs Chandler) Honey, you've been really strong about this, I know how badly you wanted that job.
Ross: Oh, come here sweetie, listen, youre gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job. (she glares at him) Thats not how that was supposed to come out.
MONICA: But I need it. Otherwords I'm gonna have to take that horrible diner job. You know, with the dancing and the costumes. I don't wanna have to wear flame retardant boobs.
Phoebe: Oh well, all right, I got (Ross hands her a bag) (To Ross) thank you, I got uh, this yknow "I want a job sweater." (Holds up the same sweater.)
DR. BURKE: Yeah, that's my job. Alright, look up. . . look down, now open your eyes, now look down. That's right, look into the light. Now look at me. . . OK. Your eyes look good. Those are good eyes.
Rachel: Im great! Im great. Ive got a great job at Bloomingdales, have wonderful friends, and eventhough Im not seeing anyone right now, Ive never felt better about myself.
Joey: Come on. This guy's great. His name's Bob. He's Angela's... brother. He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job. Me, I go on three auditions a month and call myself an actor, but Bob is...
Phoebe: Good job Alan!
Joey: Fine, I'll rent a car and drive...! Ross, you have to get that job!
Monica: I don't want her to get a boob job! That's crazy!
Rachel: Joey, you cant let him get away with that. Ya know what, Im not going to let him get away with that. Im going to say something to himNo, I really shouldnt say anythingNo, I should say something to him. (Goes to the counter) Gunther, I want you to give Joey his job back. That is really not fair that you have to fire him
Conan: But there must be, there mustare a lot of moments over the years where youre just trying to do your job, something goes wrong.
Rachel: The job is in Paris. (they all stare at each other)
Tape: Good job.
Rachel: What? You don't want me to get a job?
Chandler: How did the job stuff go?
Chandler: How did the job stuff go?
Rachel: The job is in Paris. (we see Ross stare in disbelief)
Chandler: Is this really your long term plan, for me to run interference? Because I could get a job any day now.
Rachel: I got a really incredible job offer.
Ross: Uhm, well... I'm here to see if you'll give Rachel her job back.