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<Joey's eyes become large and he stands up>
<Chandler grabs Joey's left arm and pushes the sleeve up>
(Phoebe's bear takes the lead, followed by Joey's robot, and far behind is Chandler and Monica's dog, which walks a few paces, stops and starts barking, sits, walks again, and so on... )
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party. The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are sitting in their recliners watching TV. Monica, Ross, and Phoebe are there.]
Chandler: (sarcastic) Ooooh. (looks dumbfounded at Joey's stupidity)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is baby-chick sitting.]
Chandler: It's football... It's just football... This is great! This is the first time I've ever enjoyed football... It may be customary to get a beer... (Chandler walks to the fridge, his back turned to the TV and a moaning sound replaces the cheering of the crowd... Joey's eyes double in size...) What the... (Chandler turns around, but Joey already took a sprint for Chandler, jumps, and floors Chandler in the open space in front of the apartment door...) What are you doing?
Mike: Yeah, we met in college. (Off Joey's look) I mean, high school.
(Joey's eyes are twice their size now, and looks nervously from Rachel to Gladys and back.)
[Ad break. Time lapse. Still at party at Chandler and Joey's. Rachel is talking to Chandler and Ross.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is pacing as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Rosss bachelor party. Ross is thanking Joey for the party.]
Charlie: (while Joey's giving her a massage) Oh! That feels sooo good!
Joey's Look-A-Like: Im Joey! How are you doin?!
MONICA: I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like.
[Joey's place. He goes to say something to Chandler in the other chair but no one's there. He goes to call Chandler but decides not to and throws the phone back down.]
(She whips back the curtain to reveal Joey's dad)
Joey's Doctor: Would you like to see them? (He hands Joey a little jar.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Susie are making out on the couch.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is complaining about going to the clinic.]
(Chandler looks like he did the time he swallowed the toy in 605 TOW Joey's Porsche. It's the hair in his coffee.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is sitting in one of the black chairs, and turns to face the other one.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there, Joey is on the phone.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are standing around in the kitchen.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is there. Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, 3:02 A.M., Chandler is up. There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is waiting for Janice to arrive, and is angrily fllipping through a magazine.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe.]
Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler have trading the entertainment center for the canoe. Joey is sitting in the bow, staring off into space as to envision his future full of possibilities. Chandler is sitting at the stern, staring into space and is looking at an uncertain future.]
Ross: No, I'll do it. (he quickly grabs Joey's boarding pass and gives Joey his one.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Joey's Apartment, the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape.]
Joey's Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Chandler: (entering) Okay. You were right. I'm in love with Joey's girlfriend.
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey is eating pizza as Chandler enters.]
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party. Everyone is dancing and having fun.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine]
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor.]
RACH: And ya know what, now I've got closure. [Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him. She smiles. She goes to open the door and can't get the lock undone.] ROSS: Try the bottom one. [She opens the door and they kiss.] [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler answers the door to find Monica.] CLOSING CREDITS CHAN: Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning. We're not working out, it's over. MNCA: No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. We're workin', we're movin', we're in the zone we're groovin'. CHAN: OK, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. OK, in fact I kind of like the last pound. OK, so don't make me do anything that I'll regret. MNCA: Ooh, what'cha gonna do, fat boy, huh? What? CHAN: Nothing, except tell you, uh, I think it's wonderful how much energy you have. MNCA: Well, thanks. CHAN: I mean, especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. MNCA: Well, you know. CHAN: You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed. MNCA: [sad] Uh-huh. CHAN: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. MNCA: Well no, but um. CHAN: I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all. MNCA: Y'know, I try to stay positive. . . CHAN: So, you feel like goin' for a run? MNCA: Alright. CHAN: Because, you know, you don't have to. If you want, you could just take a nap right here. MNCA: OK. Just for a little while. CHAN: OK. [Puts an afghan over her and dances into his room]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act.]
[Scene: Joey's bedroom, time lapse. He's asleep and dreaming. In his dream he's doing the crossword puzzle with wait for it Monica!]
Rachel: (reading the program) Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, there's Joey's picture! This is so exciting!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachels, Monica has finally given up on her search to find what the light switch does and is now flicking it on and off aimlessly.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading the paper and Chandler is getting ready for work.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it.]
[Scene: Joey's room: Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in]
(Joey's dad enters.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Mr. Tribbiani is on the phone.]
(Lorraine whispers into Joey's ear.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ronni is talking to Chandler. Joey's dad is not around.]
Chandler: Oh, good, Joey's home now.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next day. Phoebe is busy making a sandwich.]
Phoebe: (points at Joey's pen) Uh, uh, gimme. Can you see me operating a drill press?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part.]
(They all cheer and hug again, but Joey's eating the food off his shirt)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, theyre both unpacked. The big ceramic dog has found a new home in front of the window. Joey screams and runs into the living room.]
Chandler: I'm sorry, I thought you were Joey's other grandmother. (She just stares at him.) I've done it again.
[ Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. Chandler, Monica and Emma are sitting on the floor, and Emma's stuffed animals are lined up in front of them.]
Lydia: Mom, we've been through this. No, I'm not calling him. I don't care if it is his kid, the guy's a jerk. No, I'm not alone. Joey's here. (pause) What do you mean, Joey who? (covers the phone, to Joey) Joey who?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room.]
Chandler: Joey's tailor...took advantage of me.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is playing foosball by himself, Joey enters]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its continued from earlier. Joey is now waking Chandler and telling him the news.]
[Time lapse. Melanie, Joey's girlfriend, is there with Joey, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel. Ross is gone.]
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's. Joey's home alone, reading a Sports Illustrated magazine when Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is struggling with the fridge. He finally gets it open and falls on the floor]
(He looks up at her face and Phoebe, slipping out of character, smiles back at him. Joey's voice becomes soft and warm.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross is talking to Chandler. Joey is making a snack at the bar.]
CHANDLER: What's this in my pocket? Why it's Joey's porno movie.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is wiping down the peninsula counter as Joey enters dressed like a cowboy.]
[Scene: Joey's co-star's apartment. Chandler and Joey are at the brunch.]
JOEY'S CO-STAR: Hey.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
JOEY'S CO-STAR: Thanks. You want it?
Phoebe: I can't believe you... (holding up Joey's cardigan) ..did this.
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey enters carrying a tub of ice cream. He sets it on the table, takes off his jacket and struggles with the drawer. It cannot be opened.]
[Joey's. Playing ping pong by himself.]
[Joey's apartment, phone rings]
(Cut to Joey's apartment. Joey looks inside the cardboard box that used to be the home of Chick Jr. and Duck Jr., but they have disappeared.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are playing Richard at foosball.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are busy unpacking.]
Ross: And the reason I'm doing this is because I am Joey's friend. And if you were a good friend, you'd be doing the same thing.
RACHEL: Chandler honey, I'm sorry. Ok, can we watch Joey's show now please? [they turn on the TV]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey and Ross enter.]
(Joey's looking at Sarah's dessert, and takes her plate.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Everyone is outside knocking.]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
Phoebe: Well, I think that shirt makes you look like you should work at a Baskin Robbins... Anyway... Hey, isn't Joey's agent Estelle Leonard?
JOEY'S CO-STAR: Yeah, I'm movin' to a bigger place. You should definitely take this one.
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is watching movers take all his stuff away.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that same day. Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something.]
[Back in Chandler and Joey's party]
[Scene: The Department Store, Joey and the Hombre man are facing off in Joey's section.]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is there, Joey enters.]
RACHEL: Ok, here, I know what we can do. [grabs Joey's sadwich and throws it out the window]