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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Mr. Tribbiani is on the phone.]
Chandler: Uh, Joey's having an embolism, but I'd go for a Nip, y'know?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ronni is talking to Chandler. Joey's dad is not around.]
(Joey's dad enters.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, night. Chandler and Joey are sharing the sofabed in the living room. Joey is restless.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment, Joey is trying to turn the sofabed back into a sofa. Someone knocks on the door and it rears up at him.]
(He leaves. Cut to Monica entering Chandler and Joey's apartment. She sneaks up to the shower door)
(She whips back the curtain to reveal Joey's dad)
[Scene: Joey's room: Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it.]
Chandler: Oh, good, Joey's home now.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next day. Phoebe is busy making a sandwich.]
(Lorraine whispers into Joey's ear.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, theyre both unpacked. The big ceramic dog has found a new home in front of the window. Joey screams and runs into the living room.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part.]
Phoebe: (points at Joey's pen) Uh, uh, gimme. Can you see me operating a drill press?
(They all cheer and hug again, but Joey's eating the food off his shirt)
Chandler: I'm sorry, I thought you were Joey's other grandmother. (She just stares at him.) I've done it again.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room.]
Lydia: Mom, we've been through this. No, I'm not calling him. I don't care if it is his kid, the guy's a jerk. No, I'm not alone. Joey's here. (pause) What do you mean, Joey who? (covers the phone, to Joey) Joey who?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is playing foosball by himself, Joey enters]
[ Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. Chandler, Monica and Emma are sitting on the floor, and Emma's stuffed animals are lined up in front of them.]
Chandler: Joey's tailor...took advantage of me.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its continued from earlier. Joey is now waking Chandler and telling him the news.]
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's. Joey's home alone, reading a Sports Illustrated magazine when Chandler enters.]
JOEY'S CO-STAR: Hey.
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is struggling with the fridge. He finally gets it open and falls on the floor]
CHANDLER: What's this in my pocket? Why it's Joey's porno movie.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross is talking to Chandler. Joey is making a snack at the bar.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
(He looks up at her face and Phoebe, slipping out of character, smiles back at him. Joey's voice becomes soft and warm.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is wiping down the peninsula counter as Joey enters dressed like a cowboy.]
[Scene: Joey's co-star's apartment. Chandler and Joey are at the brunch.]
[Time lapse. Melanie, Joey's girlfriend, is there with Joey, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel. Ross is gone.]
JOEY'S CO-STAR: Thanks. You want it?
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey enters carrying a tub of ice cream. He sets it on the table, takes off his jacket and struggles with the drawer. It cannot be opened.]
Phoebe: I can't believe you... (holding up Joey's cardigan) ..did this.
(Cut to Joey's apartment. Joey looks inside the cardboard box that used to be the home of Chick Jr. and Duck Jr., but they have disappeared.)
[Joey's apartment, phone rings]
[Joey's. Playing ping pong by himself.]
RACHEL: Chandler honey, I'm sorry. Ok, can we watch Joey's show now please? [they turn on the TV]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are playing Richard at foosball.]
Ross: And the reason I'm doing this is because I am Joey's friend. And if you were a good friend, you'd be doing the same thing.
Phoebe: Well, I think that shirt makes you look like you should work at a Baskin Robbins... Anyway... Hey, isn't Joey's agent Estelle Leonard?
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Everyone is outside knocking.]
(Joey's looking at Sarah's dessert, and takes her plate.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey and Ross enter.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are busy unpacking.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that same day. Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something.]
JOEY'S CO-STAR: Yeah, I'm movin' to a bigger place. You should definitely take this one.
[Back in Chandler and Joey's party]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is watching movers take all his stuff away.]
[Scene: The Department Store, Joey and the Hombre man are facing off in Joey's section.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in a bunch of electronics.]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
RACHEL: Ok, here, I know what we can do. [grabs Joey's sadwich and throws it out the window]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is there, Joey enters.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth.]
Joey's Co-Star: We would, but when we went to exhume Jessicas body, it was gone.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's]
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey is showing Phoebe around.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, (now) Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachels, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also.]
Chandler: Oh, uh, I... don't... care. (Joey's date shows up) Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!]
Joey: A little more, a little more. (she stuffs some more down his pants and Joey's assesses the how many there already are in there.) A little more... All right. Okay, all right, let's do this.
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! So, I walk in the door and make the right (and he bends his arm to the left. Ross then bends Joey's arm to the right and Joey nods)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel. Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably. Theres a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel]
[Scene: At Chandler and Joey's. Ross and Chandler are there. Ross is watching wrestling.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its Joeys party.]
Rachel: Don't worry, we're just gonna search here for an hour, and then we're gonna go over to Joey's and search, OK?
[Scene: Joey's audition.]
Chandler: All right, fine, you know what, we'll both sit in the chair. (sits on Joey's lap) I'm soooo, comfortable.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They're still in their chairs watching TV. Chandler is ordering a pizza.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is at the bar and Joey enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are still playing catch.]
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is reading Joey's resume.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is reading the newspaper.]
ROSS: Oh, mine too. Isn't that neat, scotch neat. Would you excuse me? [walks out in the hallway, Mr. Greene is walking out of Chandler and Joey's apartment] Hey, hey, where you uh, sneakin off to mister?
[Scene: Joey's apartment. The next script is being delivered.]
[Scene: Joey's dance audition, Joey is warming up.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV as Joey and Kathy are laughing in Joey's bedroom. They get to be pretty loud so Chandler turns the TV way up.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom.]
MONICA: Aren't you afraid that Joey's going to figure all of this out?� (pause)� I heard it.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is talking on the phone.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross is reading a letter that Chandler wrote.]
Chandler: Expect it in 4-6 weeks. (She starts to leave.) Umm, hey, umm, Joey's gonna be at the telethon for the rest of the day, we have the whole place to ourselves.
[Scene: Joey's room, his doctor, Chandler, and Monica are there.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is now reading the V book, with the salesman watching.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Ross is up in arms about the Rachel/Julie situation.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is interviewing a potential roommate. And yes, shes a female, non-smoker and very non-ugly.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel.]
[Kathy whispers something in Joey's ear]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are playing with the duck and the chick.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are hauling out the porcelain dog from Joey's room. Chandler is holding the dog by the rear in a rather interesting position.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready to party.]
(As they change places, they give each other the now patented Ross maneuver. If you dont know what that means, click here to find out The One With Joey's New Girlfriend.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are watching a Miracle Wax info-mercial.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center.]