words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters.]
Joey: (To Rachel) Do you think he saw us or can we still sneak out?
Joey: Oh! Hey Rach, listen umm
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
Joey: Ooh, great! Thanks!
Joey: You sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex, Ill tell ya
Joey: Hey, yknow what?
Joey: Why dont I take you out?
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
Joey: Yes I do! And were gonna go out, were gonna have a good time, and take your mind off of childbirth and c-sections and-and giant baby heads stretching out
Joey: Ill be fun.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door.]
Rachel: Joey? Could you get that? (There is no answer and she goes and opens the door to Joey.) What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room?
Joey: No, Im picking you up for our date. These are for you. (Hands her some flowers.)
Rachel: Ohh, Lilies. Joey, theyre my favorite. Thank you.
Joey: And, a brownie! (Hands her a bag with the brownie in it.) Well, half a brownie. Actually, its just bag. Its been a long walk from the flower shop and I was startin to feel faint so
Joey: Hey come on now, this is a real date. Uh, so nice place you got here. Foosball, huh? Pizza box. Oh, a subscription to Playboy, my kind of woman.
Joey: I would like to meet him. He sounds like a stand up guy.
Joey: Ah Hey, so this roommate of yours is he good looking?
Joey: Oh yeah, it must be tough to keep your hands of him, huh?
Joey: No-no-no-no, hes not! No! Why are you trying to ruin the game? Come on!
[Scene: A Restaurant, a waitress is taking Joey and Rachels dinner order.]
Joey: Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (The waitress leaves.)
Joey: Oh whoa-whoa-whoa, no roommate stuff. Okay? Were on a date.
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
Joey: No! No. Umm, just myself and if they dont like me for(Laughs.) Im sorry I couldnt even get through that.
Joey: Oh alright. Umm, well, okay, I usually start by having a bottle of wine sent to my table from a fan.
Joey: Well it does when you combine it with, "This is so embarrassing, I just want to have a normal life!"
Joey: Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you, but youre so beautiful I dont think I can.
Joey: Alright, so so tell me one of your moves.
Joey: Thats your move? Boy Rach, youre lucky youre hot.
Joey: (exasperated) Queens.
Joey: Yeah, with my mom. Yeah, not so much with my dad.
Joey: I dont know. I guess theres just always been this distance yknowI mean we both try to pretend its not there, but it is.
Joey: Yeah, it is. Its really tough. Yknow sometimes I thinkWow!! Nice move!
Joey: "Whered you grow up," its so simple!
Joey: Yeah.
Joey: Yes I am! Again so simple!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are returning from their date.]
Joey: Oh come on! Just pick one! Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross if you had to, if you had to, who would you punch?
Joey: Chandler?
Joey: Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!
Joey: I never laughed so hardDid you see the wine come out of my nose?
Rachel: Joey, I think everyone saw the wine come out of your nose.
Joey: I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date so much.
Joey: Huh. Huh.
Joey: Ah! Okay, well then you dont judge me. Im gonna suck on the cellophane from the brownie I had before. (They both do as they planned.)
Rachel: So tell me, what are Joey Tribbianis end of the night moves?
Joey: Ah, well, if I want the girl to kiss me, first thing I do is make my lips look irresistible.
Joey: Now you cant tell anyone, but uh I put on shiny lip balm.
Joey: Yeah, like a moth to a flame, Im telling ya. Okay all right, so now you go.
Joey: Why not?
Joey: More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?! (Rachel just looks at him.) I didnt say raspberry before did I? All right just-just tell me Rach, just tell me!
Joey: (stunned and turned on) Yeah. WhyYeah, that would work for ya
Joey: Oh. (She kisses him.) Yeah. (She goes into her room.) Me to. (He then starts to freak out.)
Ross: Besides, I-I think I figured out a much faster route, Im sure I can make it this time. I just I just cant be afraid to get a little bit hit by cars. (He goes to the bathroom as Joey enters.)
Joey: Hey!
Joey: Oh yeah, I still cant believe you havent seen Cujo. What is wrong with you?
Joey: Have you ever tried to sit through Citizen Kane?
Joey: Oh yeah? All right, lets do it tonight.
Joey: Oh right!
Rachel: Hey Joey, can I ask you something?
Joey: Yeah.
Joey: Oh my God! You did too? It totally freaked me out, what was that?!
Joey: Oh yeah-yeah, the lobster.
Joey: Yeah me too, all night.
Joey: Yeah well thats because uh I stayed in my room. Yeah, you dont want to look in my hamper.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and theyre not speaking right now.]
Joey: No-no! Im fine. Its just Hey, can I ask you something? Have you ever looked at someone that youve known for a while and then suddenly suddenly see them a different way?
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, that thats exactly it. Youre right. Yeah.
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Joey: Oh yeah, sure. (She gets up, walks towards the bathroom, and Joey watches her go.) Ehhh.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel.]
Joey: (incredulous) Alone?!
Joey: Hey, did you get to the part where theyre trapped in the car and Cujos throwin himself at the windshield?
Joey: Oh uh, it didnt work out.
Joey: Oh uh, okay. Yeah.
Rachel: Yknow, I never thought Id say this about a movie, but I really hope this dog dies. (Joey brings over a stool at sits on it next to Rachel whos in the big chair.) What are you doing over there? Come sit here, you protect me.
Joey: Oh sure, yeah, why not? (Sits on the arm of the chair.)
Joey: All right, I know! I know. Yeah, itll be okay.
Rachel: Oh my God .Whats he gonna do now? I cant watch! (Drags Joey closer to her and cowers into his chest.) Oh. Seriously, how can you watch this? Arent you scared?
Joey: Terrified. (But for a totally different reason.)
Joey: I will be doing a dramatic reading of one of Emma’s books.
Joey: You do attract some stinkers.
Joey: (says hi to his grandma) Look! Oh! (Pointing out the window.) Is that the Pope?! (Chandler and his grandma turn to look and Joey slips a tape into the VCR.)
Chandler: Pheebs, if she could come back as a couch, wed really appreciate it. (Joey nods in agreement)
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Joey are there. Phoebe's cell phone rings.]
Joey: I'm so confused!
Joey: I'd love to! Yeah! Joey: (To Phoebe) We were supposed to bring presents?
Monica: I think he deserves a Nobel Prize. (Joey starts to nod Yes.)
(Joey returns with a piece of pizza as Chandler and Phoebe exit.)
Phoebe: Hey!! Get your ass back here, Tribbiani!! (Joey walks back in, scared.)
Ross: Joey! You're in charge, ok? You make sure nobody leaves! (leaves)
Joey: Well, that one did not have Emma's face on it.
Joey: Hey, hey, hey, hey! I'm not gonna mess with Jack, he's a great man, he fought for our country.
Joey: No.
Joey: Nighty-night!
Chandler: (Yelling) What are you doing? Get the hell out of here! (Phoebe and Joey come out looking shocked)
Joey: Bye, bye.
Phoebe: Joey? How could you just let them leave?
Joey: Ok! (Opens the door for them)
Joey: What? You never said anything about an audition!
(The phone rings, Joey picks up)
(They run to the bedroom and close the door carefully just as Joey enters.)
Joey: Hello?
Joey: Oh! I forgot you used to live here!
Joey: Hey! (smiles)
Estelle: (on the other side of the line) Joey! It's Estelle!
Joey: (smile fades) What audition?
Joey: Right.
Joey: Ok, ladies and gentlemen, wind your toys! (they do so)
Joey: Hey, if you need a tour guide... (point to himself)
Joey: (bewildered) Oh! Oh, well! At least we're both having fun!
Joey: Okay, Monica picks ten, I call nine! Anyone else?
Joey: (sarcastic) Whoaa!! You cuddled? How many times??
Joey: Come on robot!
Joey: Way to go robot!
(Joey and Phoebe leave for the door)
Joey: Hey, good race you guys.
Chandler: (To Ross) Okay, you get her in here. (To Joey) You bolt the door. Ill be in the closet.
Joey: So, did you uh, find anyone to marry you guys yet?
Joey: So, did you bring a little something for Ross?
Joey: Okay uh, look I know youre a great actor, okay? And you play all those Shakespeare guys and stuff
Monica: No, please don't. Please, Joey. She will kill us!
Ross: Joey, we just saw you come in. You ran past us on the stairs.
Joey: (to Ross and Rachel) I've been here the whole time!
Joey: No-no, I cant! I cant! Not after the other night, its just its too weird, okay? Dont tell her Im here! (Turns to run to the bathroom and his bagel falls off the plate onto the floor.) Dont eat that! (Runs to the bathroom as Rachel enters.)
Joey: But between you and Phoebe, Id have to give the edge to Phoebe.
(Joey comes running into the apartment, out of breath.)
Joey: What is wrong with me. It looked more delicious when it was a penis.
Joey: Hey!
Joey: Her first cookie? She has cookies all the time!
(Joey looks at them, disappointed about their decision)
Monica: You know what? Then, Joey, we want you to do it.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment]
Ross: Yes. I lived with you guys for a while and then I found this place. (Joey just stares at him) I'm Ross.
Joey: That's right, yeah.
Joey: Always nice to meet a fan!
Ross: (to Joey) Oh my God!
Joey: What did I just say?
[Scene: Joey’s Apartment. Ross is filming his parents ]
Joey: (getting an idea) Hey, y'know what a really good rainy day game is?
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Joey enters the room]
Joey: All right, well, we felt really bad about that so we decided we should all take a little trip together!
Joey: Yep!
Monica: Alright, what was this sentence originally? (shows the sentence to Joey)
Joey: Why not?
Joey: Well, that is a large piece of television equipment. (Points at a large piece of television equipment as an old man walks by.) And uh that is an old man! Hey old man!
Joey: Yeah, yeah and hey, I really mean it, dude.
Monica: Hey Joey, I don’t think we can use this.
Joey: What?
Joey: Ah, look who’s back! (he sees the bags) Why do you have bags? RACH, WHY DOES SHE HAVE BAGS?
Rachel: Joey, I can’t do that!
Joey: But uhm, we're getting rid of her, right? Rach, please tell me we’re getting rid of her.
Joey: And its not fake, its totally brutal.
Joey: You slept out here?
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room.]
Joey: Yeah, Monica made us!
Joey: 'Cause we will appreciate it more when she’s gone?
Rachel: Well Joey, uhm look, I know that she’s difficult, but I think it’s really good that she’s here.
Joey: Fine, I'll rent a car and drive...! Ross, you have to get that job!
Emily: Ross, are you there? Ross, I dont know if you can hear this but (Ross has moved to the window, apparently so that he can hear better.) Im gonna talk anyway, uh, Im in the States with you sister and your friends and its all over with Colin. I came here to tell you that, and to tell youYes, Joey you can have all the chocolate you want, just take it! Uh, I came here to tell you that I love you.
Joey: Yeaah.
(Ross chokes up and pauses. Rachel and Joey look at him.)
Chandler: Joey, we would've asked you, we just thought you wouldn't be interested.
Joey: Oh thats right. Theres a lot going on here and I think I ate some bad fruit earlier.
Joey: Yeah.
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in.]
Monica: (surprised) They thought Joey was a child?
Rachel: No! None! I mean, my first night in the city, he mentioned something about asking me out, but nothing ever happened, so I just... (to Joey): W-well, what else did he say? I mean, does he, like, want to go out with me?
Joey: She's probably exhausted from all that adorable screaming she did last night.
Joey: But Ross, Ross. What do you, what do you think she's going to say?
Joey: Good, and hey! My treat. (He turns to go into his bedroom then stops.) But that's only because you're not eating anything, right?
Joey: Actually we prepared performances.
Joey: (Shocked) Oh! Well that's it! He's the last one to go. I'm locking you guys in. (turns the bolts of the door, thereby locking it)
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's. Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings.]
Joey: Whoo-hoo! (and leaves for Rachel's room)
Rachel: (yelling) Joey, where are those bags?
Joey: (Yelling from Rachel's room) She has a lot of crap!
CHANDLER: Hey, look Joey, I'm just saying if you need something to hold you over, I can get you a job right here as an entry level processor.
JOEY: Ten years I've been waiting for a break like this Chandler, ten years! I mean, Days of Our Lives. That's actually on television.
Chandler: You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey's face) Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! (Joey flings some dip onto Phoebe's dress)