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Joey: (entering, excited) Hey!
Joey: So I just talked to one of the DOOL writers today, and
Joey: Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, youre not gonna believe it! My character is coming out of his coma!!
Joey: And-and-and not only that, Im gettin a new brain!!
Joey: Oh well, theyre killing off one of the characters on the show, and when she dies her brain is being transplanted into my body.
Joey: (seriously) Yes, its a highly controversial procedure.
Joey: Well, I think its ridiculous that you havent had sex in three and a half months.
Joey: Uh Cecilia Monroe, she plays Jessica Lockhart.
Joey: Nice.
Joey: Oh, tell me about it. And shes been on the show forever, its gonna be really hard to fill her shoes.
Joey: Yes, but in Drake Remorays body. (Ross laughs unbelievably.) Why is this so hard for you to get? I thought you were a scientist!
[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey is watching Jessica Lockhart perform a scene.]
(Joey walks up to Cecilia Monroe who plays Jessica.)
Joey: That was a great scene! And-and-and that slap looks so real! How do you do that?
Joey: Oh anyway, I just wanted to say how wonderful I think you are.
Joey: Say what?
Joey: No. No, Im Joey Tribbiani; we did a scene together yesterday. I-Im the guy in the coma!
Joey: An-an-anyway I-I just wanted to say that since Im getting your brain when you leave the show, I was wondering if there was any tips you can give me
Joey: (quickly) I dont know. Why? Did you hear something?
Joey: Oh uh, one of the writers.
Joey: Umm
Joey: Okay.
Joey: Ms. Monroe (She slaps him) Oh there you go. (She storms off, leaving Joey standing next to Dina. They share a nod at the ferocity of the slap they just received.)
[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Dina is at the craft services table getting some food as Joey walks up.]
Joey: So you like the nachos uh? Myself Im partial to
Joey: See you in 2003. (She walks away.)
Joey: Im so sorry. Look, if it was up to me you would never leave the show.
Joey: No I mean it! I cant believe they would do this to you! And to your fans! I mean they are going to be devastated! Heart broken! They love you so much!
Joey: Joey.
Cecilia: Joey, well thank you. That is so sweet. Oh, excuse me. (She throws her drink on a passing writer.)
Cecilia: (to him) Im having a conversation here! (To Joey) You were saying?
Joey: Uh yeah-ye-ye-ye-ye-yel-l-l-l-l-look the-the-the only reason that I, that I came up to you before was because well, Im really nervous about-about being you. Yknow if you can help me capture the essence of the character. Yknow? Help me keep Jessica alive. Please?
Cecilia: All right Joey, I will help you. Not because I-I owe it to this stupid show, but because I owe it to Jessica.
Joey: Oh thats great! Oh thank you so much!
Joey: Hey! Now, Ive been watching some tapes, hows this? (In a British accent.) "Jessica Lockhart will never step foot in this place again! Ever!!"
Joey: Yeah.
Joey: (shocked) I can do an English accent?! That babys going on my resume!
[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart.]
Cecilia: So, the essence of the character is rooted in her confidence. So, when Jessica enters a room for instance, she owns everything and every person in that room. (Joey is nodding.) You try.
Joey: Okay! (He scurries out the set door and re-enters, extremely impressed) All right!
Joey: Okay. Okay. (He goes out and comes back in, glaring at everything.)
Cecilia: Right. Hes not angry at the room either. Try it again, he owns it! He owns the room. It is his. He owns, owns, owns, owns the room! He owns it!! (Joey gets a snooty look on his face.) All right, its a little weird, but its getting better. (Joey is pleased.) Oh well, Im gonna miss this woman so much. I dont know what Im going to do! I mean, its been 20 years of my life.
Joey: Oh wellHey-hey! Maybe, maybe uh, maybe this is a good thing. Yknow? Itll-itll give you a chance to shake things up, play different characters. Youre so talented.
Joey: Hey thats not true! Look at uh, look at Angela LansbAngelina Jolie!
Joey: Like-like what?
Joey: (impressed) Wow!
Joey: Oh hey come on, dont-dont-dont do this! Umm, look let-let me tell you something, okay? Now when I watch you do a scene, Im thinking, "Boy, she-she is a great actress!" (Shes not buying it.) Uh but-but, I am also thinking, "She is hot!"
Joey: You own the room. (She smiles and stares longingly into his eyes.) We should probably get-get uh
Joey: Yeah-yeah, I noticed that! Is that cause shes so passionate?
Joey: Yeah! Okay. (He puts his hands on her face and they kiss.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Cecilia is entering the living room from Joeys room followed by Joey.]
Joey: Actually I rent the whole place and, I just got what you meant. Thank you.
Joey: Hey!
(Rachel stops dead in her tracks when she sees whom Joey is with.)
Joey: That uh, that is my roommate Rachel.
Joey: (shrugs) Sure. Yep.
Joey: Okay, bye-bye.
Joey: All right, here we go. (He grabs them and starts to pull them out of the apartment.)
Joey: Thanks for stopping by. See ya! (Throws them out and closes the door.) (To Cecilia) I-I am so sorry. I
Joey: (notices something in the mail that Rachel brought in) Oh my God!
Joey: They sent me todays script! They never send the script!
Joey: Well no, Im just in a coma. This must mean I have lines! (Realizes what that means.) Oh
Joey: (flipping to the last page) Ew, you get thrown from a horse into an electric fence.
Joey: Yeah well, Im guessing after this shes not going to be crazy about electricity either.
Dina: I cant believe shes really gone. Look around you, all of this is ours. (They move into kiss but; theyre stopped by Joey entering with a huge bandage wrapped around his head.)
Joey: (as Jessica) I dont think so.
Cecilia: (running out to Joey) That was so wonderful! (Hugs him) Ohh, I think that youre a better Jessica than I ever was!
Joey: Oh noo
Joey: Thanks!
Joey: Great! Hey! All right! Well-well what is it?!
Joey: The airport?
Cecilia: No thats La Guardia. (Joey nods in recognition.) This is Mexico.
Joey: Ohh. Wow! Well how-how, how will you be gone?
Joey: Thats a really long time.
Joey: Well I tell ya, I should probably buy a place in the city first. (Realizes.) And I just got what you meant againThat isI tell ya, that is a tricky one!
Cecilia: That is a tricky one. Well, Joey I really wanna thank you. Youve, well you made a very difficult time for me a little less painful.
Joey: Good luck.
Joey: Wow! Theres a lot I didnt know about vomit. (The duck comes to the door of the bathroom, quacking.) (To the duck) In a minute. (The duck goes back into the bathroom.)
Joey: He can still catch her! Come on, get out of there! (He opens the box) Get out of there!
CHANDLER: You're welcome. Hey Joey, thanks for parking the car [passes the dollar back].
Monica: (taking a drink from Joey) Are you through with that?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake hes made with a woman.]
MONICA: Joey, speed it up!
ESTL: Joey, have you ever seen me ecstatic?
[The next one is from Episode 322: The One With The Screamer, its the end of Joeys play.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler have trading the entertainment center for the canoe. Joey is sitting in the bow, staring off into space as to envision his future full of possibilities. Chandler is sitting at the stern, staring into space and is looking at an uncertain future.]
Joey: All right! Man, this is unbelievable! I mean, it's great, but
Joey: Yeah, you shoulda been there last night.
Joey: �Hola, amigos! (Hey, everybody!)
JOEY: No, my first fan mail.
Joey: Uh Look Rach (Ross enters.) Hey Ross is here! Hey look! Its my good friend Ross. Hey Ross.
JOEY: Oh my god, I got my very own stalker.
Joey: So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts, had a blast. And yknow who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.
Chandler: (entering from bathroom, with an issue of Cosmo) All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before men. (to Joey) Get up.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks.]
JOEY: Ah, the stalker.
Joey: I feel so stupid, you know? Why... why do I keep going after the wrong girls?
JOEY: Let's get out of here.
JOEY: She's comin'.
Joey: No, thats VH-1. I gotta tell you, the music these kids listen to today . . . Its like a lotta noise to me. I dont know
Ross: No, no. This will always be your place. It would be too sad. Plus, how much a month does it cost to feed Joey?
Joey: Yes we do! Now look, that was the best nap I ever had!!
JOEY: Erica.
[Joey nods and shrugs.]
Joey: Itll be great! We-we could talk, and play games! Huh? This could be our chance to like renew our friendship.
Joey: Yeah, the Knicks rule all!
Joey: Oh really? Thatd be great! You guys can be the contestants!
Joey: You got all that from the back of her head?
JOEY: Yeah, and when you do, he'll be lucky to have you.
JOEY: Yeah it is. . . what?
JOEY: No one.
JOEY: Alright, just one. [she licks his hands rather emphatically] Wow, you're good at that.
JOEY: But that's what...
[Scene: Restraunt. Joey and Erica are still there.]
Joey: (excited) Thanks dude!!!This is GREAT!! (leaves Rachel very touched on the couch and goes into his room)
Joey: OK... my weirdest place would have to be... the women's room on the second floor of the New York CIty public library.
Rachel: (Swears in Italian, its the same term used by Joey earlier and Joey nods his approval.)
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
Joey: And again, and again, and again... (phone rings, he answers) Hello? (hands phone to Chandler) And again.
JOEY: Who?
JOEY: Oh my God, quick turn off the TV.
JOEY: It's not what you think, that was...
RACHEL: Oh, I know, I know. [Turns on the TV. Joey in on it.]
Joey: Because I forgot about our date, I'm so sorry.
JOEY: Somebody wanna help me out here?
JOEY: I'm not Drake.
Joey: Hey come on now, this is a real date. Uh, so nice place you got here. Foosball, huh? Pizza box. Oh, a subscription to Playboy, my kind of woman.
Dina: Thanks so much for meetin with me. Joeys told me so much about you!
JOEY: 'Cause it's a television show.
JOEY: OK, alright, the people who threw the water.
JOEY: This is amazing.
(Joey gestures to show that he wouldn't dare...)
Joey: (goes over to Ben) Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection. No stability. One day you're Dr. Drake Remoray, the next day you're eating ketchup right out of the bottle.
(Joey hears the bell which means his answer is correct and is surprised. The screen now says "5 to win" and "Spanish words")
JOEY: Oh, now you're tellin' us how you feel.
JOEY: Gotcha. Phoebs, walk with me.
Joey: To her parents I think and she said you shouldnt call her. But if I were you I would.
Ross: Wow! Kind of uh, kind of a full house here. Ill guess just Ill come back. (Ross exits followed by Joey.)
Chandler: Y'know what, we should all calm down because your brothers not going to punch me. (to Joey) Are ya?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. Monica switches off the VCR. Joey and Chandler are behind the couch.]
JOEY: Oooh.
Rachel: (running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey, what's-what's going on?!
Joey: No room? Its a baby. Its like this big. (Holds his hands about a foot apart.) Yknow, I mean you-you could you could put it over here. (A desk.) Or-or-or we could put it right here. (The chair.) Aw, its cute, right? Or-or we could put it over here. (By the bathroom door.) You wouldnt even notice it. Wheres the baby? (Mumbles that its over in the corner.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is getting help writing his vows from Joey and Ross.]
JOEY: Forget about it.
Amy: We’re gonna be roomies! (she snaps her finger and points at Joey, snaps her fingers again and points to the bags) Come on!
Joey: Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby's only this big? (measures about 2 inches with his thumb and index finger) This is your baby. (in baby-like voice) Hi Daddy!
Joey: Just being friendly. (He gives Monica a whats wrong with you? look and proceeds to walk behind the counter.)
CHANDLER: Joey!
JOEY: Ma?
CHANDLER: Joey?
[Chandler and Joey are watching, Rachel turns their heads away from Monica.]
JOEY: Are you naked in there?
Monica: Oh, what a great argument, exhaling! All right, y'know what, Ill prove it to you, okay. Ill trade you Joey for Rachel, and Ill still win the game.
JOEY: Well, let me see.
JOEY: Chandler's wearing panties.
ROSS: [to Joey who's looking over a toilet stall] Joey, some people don't like that.
[Ross enters, sees Joey in the mirror]
JOEY: Pheebs, who's Evelyn Dermer?
[Joey enters]
(Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a plant.)
Joey: Yeah, well, you don't have your racket.
JOEY: Aaaaagggghhhhh.
JOEY: Hey.
Joey: Oh uh, well I just came in for a cup of coffee to go.
Joey: Well Ross was hangin out over at our place, Rachel comes over to borrow some moisturiser from Chandler....
JOEY: Eight hundred and twelve bucks.
JOEY: Put it on.
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
Joey: Barmifsaed?
Joey: (smiling) I'm in it.
JOEY: Heh, what d'ya say?
Janine: (entering from her room) Monica! Chandler! Im really-really sorry about tonight. I dont know if Joey told you; I just couldnt get out of going to this play. Im sorry. Have a great time.
Rachel: Perfect. Fasten your seatbelts, it's peepee time. (She goes into Joey and Chandler's apartment, where Mr. Tribbiani is reading the paper) Hey, Mr. Trib.
Joey: No. (Pause) wait a minute what was the little mermaid?
Charlie: I guess. There was hum... (she breathes deeply) there was another reason that I thought it was time to end it with Joey. I started to realize that I was having feelings for someone (pause) else.
(Joey whispers in Rachels ear to confirm his response.)