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[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Joey is there as Phoebe enters. Joey is holding a baby duck.]
Joey: Hey!
Joey: It's my house-warming present for Monica and Chandler.
Joey: Uh-huh. And I named them Chick Jr. and Duck Jr.
Joey: Yeah, I figure they'll love it at the new house, you know? It has that big backyard. And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that Chandler took the other chick and duck to.
Joey: Yeah. It's a shame people can't visit there.
Joey: Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!
Joey: Uh, I think she's still asleep. Hey, hey, how did it go with you guys last night? She seemed pretty pissed at you.
Joey: Oh my God. You and Rachel?
Joey: So what does that mean? Are you guys getting back together?
Joey: So, so is she still going to Paris?
Joey: Okay.
Joey: I bet you did!
Joey: Sure, yeah. Will you just keep an eye on the chick and the duck?
(Joey and Phoebe leave.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there.]
Joey: Oh my God! What did you say?
Joey: You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?
Joey: Dude, I'm just trying to speak your language.
Joey: Hey!
Joey: Oh, you're not taking her with you tonight?
Joey: Ross, wait!
Joey: Could you get me a muffin?
Joey: Hey, you know what might help?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Joey and Phoebe are there. There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment. Also, there are boxes all over the apartment. Joey is working on something on the coffee table.]
Joey: It's a... It's a "welcome home" sign for the baby.
Joey: No, I sat in the paint.
Joey: Why not?
Joey: Yeah, I know what you mean. I mean, sometimes...
Joey: Damn it!
Joey: You know, the baby can't read, Mike!
Joey: Monica just called from the cab. She said they should be here any minute. And apparently, there's some big surprise.
(They turn back around to see the baby Monica's carrying, but then they realise what the surprise is. Ross, Mike, Phoebe and Rachel gasp and stare at Chandler and his baby. Joey hasn't figured it out yet.)
Joey: (To Monica) Hey, so what is the big surprise?
(Joey stares at Chandler and Monica and finally puts two and two together. He gasps.)
Joey: Oh, they're so cute! Now, what, what kinds are they?
Joey: Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica.
(They hug as Phoebe and Joey stare at the two of them.)
Joey: Hey, maybe that's for the best.
Joey: Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?
Joey: Maybe that's okay. You know? Maybe, maybe it is better this way? I mean, now, now you can move on. I mean, you've been trying to for so long, maybe now that you're on different continents.. (Looks at Phoebe) Right?
Joey: Maybe now you can actually do it. You know? You can finally get over her.
Joey: What?
Joey: Really?
Joey: Yeah, you are!
Joey: This is so cool!
Joey: But Ross, Ross. What do you, what do you think she's going to say?
Joey: Good luck, good luck!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica, Chandler and Joey are there, packing the last boxes.]
Joey: Oh, hey, hey, can I give you guys your house-warming present now?
Joey: Alright!
(Cut to Joey's apartment. Joey looks inside the cardboard box that used to be the home of Chick Jr. and Duck Jr., but they have disappeared.)
Joey: Ah... Chick Jr.? Duck Jr.? Don't hide from mama!
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is still looking for the birds.]
Joey: Quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, tweet, quack...
Joey: Okay, I wanted to surprise you, but for your house-warming gift, I got you a baby-chick and a baby-duck!
Joey: Yeah, yeah, they must have jumped off the table, 'cause now they're gone!
Joey: Oh!
Joey: You stepped on my egg roll?
Joey: Just put it on a plate and leave.
Joey: Alright.
Joey: Wait, wait. Do you hear that?
Joey: Oh! They're in the table!
Joey: We gotta get them out of there!
Joey: Oh, oh! Maybe we can lure them out. You know any birdcalls?
Joey: Well, maybe we can just tip the table a little.
Chandler: Joey, wait! The ball!
Joey: Oh!
(The ball rolls into one of the goals, and Chandler and Joey listen in horror as the ball makes its way inside the table. Finally, they can hear the birds again.)
Joey: Oh God! So what do we do?
Joey: Okay.
Joey: Does that mean we have to bust it open?
Joey: Oh my God!
Joey: All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie if I'd gotten the part. "Those are our men in there, we have to get them out! Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life; my time-machine."
Joey: It did not.
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table.]
Joey: (yelling) Don't worry, you guys, we're gonna get you out of there.
(Joey picks up a hammer and a crowbar and gets ready to destroy the table.)
Joey: Okay. Here goes.
Joey: I need to say goodbye to the table first.
Joey: Okay. Table, you have given us so many great times. And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel... All of you guys. What can I say? You guys make us look good. You wanna say anything?
Joey: Okay, here we go. I can't do it.
Joey: Yeah, they're stuck inside the table!
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds.]
Joey: Yeah, you didn't even use the tools for most of it!
Joey: Yeah.
Joey: Probably not. Nah. I don't know how much I'm gonna wanna play after you go.
Joey: Yeah.
Joey: I'm gonna miss these little guys. It was nice having birds around again.
Joey: What?
Joey: I could get a goose!
Joey: Thanks man. Did you hear that, you guys? You're gonna get to stay here! And, and it's good, you know, 'cause, 'cause now you have a reason to come visit.
Joey: Uh, lame cool guy handshake, yeah.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there. Everything has been put into boxes.]
Joey: Yeah. Uh, does this mean there's nothing to eat?
Joey: I love you!
Joey: Hey!
Joey: So did you guys make it in time?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler and Monica are holding the twins. Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together. The apartment is completely empty. Two men are carrying a large dresser.]
Joey: Has it always been purple?
Joey: Yeah. I guess so.
(They all leave the apartment. Joey helps Chandler with the stroller in the hallway, while Monica and Rachel have their arms around each other. Everybody walks downstairs to Central Perk. The camera goes inside the apartment again, and it pans around. We see the keys on the counter, and the final shot is of the frame around the peephole. The screen fades to black.)
Ross: Ah. Joey youre-youre having lunch with my mom?
Joey: Nooo!
Joey: No!
Joey: No!
Joey: Yes!!
Joey: Oh no, Ill be done by then.
Monica: Come in! Come in! (Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe burst through the door.) Were engaged!!!
[Scene: Filming a scene from the movie. Joey is dying on a gurney, Van Damme is looking over him.]
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
Joey: I think you did.
Richard: Nice to meet you Joey.
Joey: I know! All right, Ill see you guys over there! Im off to fight the Nazis.
Joey: Would she? (He smells something and gasps as he realizes what it is.) You ate my candy bar!
Joey: Im doing my scenes with you?
Joey: Yeah! Me too. (He pats his pocket.)
Joey: Whoa!! Now look, dont be just blurtin stuff out. I want you to really think about your answers. Okay?
Joey: Uh Cookie?
Joey: (wiping his face) What?!
Joey: Is there anything we should know about the apartment?
The Director: Hang on a minute! Joey, you keep touching your face. Is something wrong?
(Joey wipes his eye.)
Joey: (wipes face) So what are we gonna do?! We have no reinforcements! No-no food!
Joey: (To Chandler) I bet it was about her a little.
Joey: All right, it wont go down any further. Its stuck.
Joey: Hey! I am secure with my masculinity.
Joey: Oh sureAnd hey, dont get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys. I just I miss hanging out just-just us, yknow?
Joey: Damn! I am good at Cups!
Joey: Oh.
Joey: Yeah.
Joey: Hey! Where have you been?
Joey: Uh, I think hes in Rachels room. See ya. (Exits.)
Joey: Well, you seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you?
Joey: Picture? What picture?
Joey: All right.
Joey: Hey, Im with you. He even asked me if I thought youd go out with him.
Joey: Look, Chandler I dont think us getting our asses kicked is a solution. Okay? Just go and find Monica!
Joey: Uh so, will-will I be reading the same scene again?
[Scene: The Movie Set, Joey is getting his make-up touched up as Richard approaches.]
Joey: You know youve been spitting on me?!
Joey: (wiping face) Wow! Didnt know that.
Joey: Thanks! Okay-okay check it out! (Reading from the script) Picture? What picture? (He pauses then spits) Eh?
Richard: Hey Joey, could you uh, go through these lines with me? (Hes holding a script.)
Joey: Great scene yeah?
Joey: Thanks a lot.
Joey: What picture?!
Joey: Yeah, in my third drawer on my dresser. You dont want to lose that.
Joey: Oh, Im-Im not working tomorrow.
The Assistant Director: (To Joey) Heres your call sheet for tomorrow.
Joey: (onscreen) "I thought I knew who the enemy was, but it was you all along."
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room.]
Joey: Im having surgery!
JOEY: Well, the part's mine if I want it.
Joey: Transplant.
Joey: Hair transplant.
Joey: Its not on my head.
Joey: Yes you are!
Joey: Are you drunk?
Joey: Hey, yknow you could always visit him.
Joey: (to the dog) Cmere. Hey. Cmere. Thats Rachel. Shes the one who used to live here. Might as well be honest with youwe love her. But we cant have her. I really miss her. Well, hey, you understand, right? Youre a guy. (thinks about it and picks up the dog and looks) Well, you used to be.
Joey: Hey Rach, listen I was thinkin uh, Im gonna have an extra room over at my place
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up.]
Joey: All right, All right, let's just get this out in the open okay? You're hot. I'm lovable. Clearly there's a vibe going on between us. But, we're roommates and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road.
Joey: Thank you. Thank you.
(Joey and Richard both wipe their faces and are given towels.)
Joey: Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand up straight. (Does so.) Take a couple deep breaths. (Does so.) Look confident. (Does so as Rachel opens the door and startles him.)
Richard: (To Joey) Are you a little off today? Its going terribly slowly.
Joey: Damnit!
Joey: (on phone) Hey! Did Chandler show up yet?
Joey: Im still on the set!
(Joey finishes climbing the stairs and sees them. Chandler and Rachel both stop and look up at him. Joey sits down on the step.)
Rachel: Joey! The wedding is in less than an hour!
Joey: What?
Joey: We have to find the rest of the platoon!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge. Joey isnt doing all that well.]
Joey: Ooh! A tape with a girls name on it. It's probably a sex tape... (realises) Wait a minute... This says Monica... (looks around) And this is Richard's apartment... (realises some more)
Joey: I hate this woman!! I hate her! She told everyone in the company about that info-mercial, and now they all keep asking me to open their drinks. Okay, and whenever I cant do it, theyre all like-like laughing at me.
Joey: Yeah! You you were wonderful.
Joey: Thats what you told me.
Joey: So I got your car, its right outside.
Richard: Is that my ass? (Hes looking at Joeys.)
Joey: But my mom always makes them. It's like a tradition. You get a little piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce, and a tot! It's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease.
Joey: (smiling) I don't know. This little, old lady lives for my career. When they dumped me off of Days of Our Lives she almost died.
Joey: Noo-no-no, no, those are nicknames. Im the chick and Chandler is the duck.
Chandler: Are you Joey?
JOEY: So, assistant to the director. That's a really exciting job, I mean, you must have a ton of cool responsibilities.
JOEY: Lookin' good Mr. Cotter.
Joey: Chandler?
[Scene: Monica and Rachels bathroom, Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor.]
Joey: Yeah you do!
Joey: Francette? What is she? A couch?
Joey: Yeah, and there wont be a relationship left to rebuild.
Joey: This is crazy! Hey look, I wanna switch to Rachel!
(Joey agrees and heads to take them off.)
Joey: Boy I tell ya, that judging stuff took a lot out of me.
[Scene: The Days of Our Lives producers office, Joey is entering to find Terry there.]
Joey: But youre still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. (Shows him the paper.)
Joey: Please I have an extremely high threshold...Holly Mother Of God! My face! My face!! I'm all right! I'm all right!Just a little bit of shock that's all but I'll be fine you can go again. I'm OK(He tries to avoid the tweezers) Dammit! Woman!! How Hoooow!
Matthew: Hey Joey! The camera hit our wall!