words in movies
JOEY: Hold it hold it. I gotta side with Chandler on this one. When I first moved to the city, I went out a couple of times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but she had the biggest Adam's apple. It made me nuts.
ROSS: I got it. Uh, Joey, women don't have Adam's apples.
JOEY: You guys are messin' with me, right?
JOEY: That was a good one. For a second there, I was like, "whoa."
JOEY: "Oh, Chandler, now, now, that's it. There, faster!"
JOEY: Such as?
JOEY: Check this out. Can I have this?
JOEY: Hey, there's me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italian guy comes homes with a date. Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too.
JOEY: Check it out, check it out. Heckles' high school yearbook.
JOEY: "Heckles, you crack me up in science class. You're the funniest kid in school.
JOEY: That's what it says.
JOEY: What?
JOEY: So, you were both dorks. Big deal.
JOEY: Have you been here all night?
JOEY: Chandler, Heckles was a nut case.
JOEY: All right, you know what we gotta do? We gotta get you outta here. Come on, I'll buy you breakfast, let's go.
JOEY: Chandler, come on, you're gonna find somebody.
JOEY: I don't know, I'm just tryin' to help you out.
JOEY: Well, I don't know. I don't know what we're gonna be doin'. I mean, what if we're at her folks' place?
JOEY: You can come over and watch the Super Bowl. Every year, all right?
JOEY: Supposably. Supposably. Did they go to the zoo? Supposably.
JOEY: Geez, look how fat she got.
JOEY: Hey, uh, you can't recycle yearbooks, can you?
JOEY: You want his yearbook?
JOEY: Oh, yeah.
Joey: (takes out the mouth guard) I know I dont have too! It tastes good. (Puts it back in.)
Joey: Huh, if I had to guess I'd say Rachel is putting on the bubble wrap and Phoebe is doing the punching.
JOEY: Wow!� That didn't take long.� I thought you said Tulsa was, like a three hour flight.
Joey: I really made you think about that thing uh?
Joey: (nods) So, why are you still wearing it?
[Scene: Monica's living room. We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey.]
Joey: (still very emotional) Lucky bastard!
Phoebe and Joey: Yeah.
Joey: Who's that dirty old lady?
Joey: Chandler, wait, wait, wait...
Joey: Okay, its an audio question, name this television theme song. (Starts humming the theme to I Dream of Genie.)
Joey: Yeah. All right, now give me your best shot.
Joey: A little more.
Joey: I know, I know! But I've thought about it a lot since, and it just wouldn't be right... (painfully) I'm sorry...!
Joey: Theres a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)
Joey: Although some of that stuff wasn't where you said it was gonna be, but... (confidently) I made it work.
Joey: Uh-huh. And I named them Chick Jr. and Duck Jr.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Joey is there as Phoebe enters. Joey is holding a baby duck.]
Joey: Hey!
Joey: He's planning your birthday party.
Joey: Yeah. It's a shame people can't visit there.
Joey: Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!
Joey: Oh my God. You and Rachel?
Joey: Okay.
Joey: So, so is she still going to Paris?
Joey: I bet you did!
(Joey and Phoebe leave.)
Joey: Hey, it hasn't come to that yet.
Joey: Oh my God! What did you say?
Joey: Oh, you're not taking her with you tonight?
Joey: Hey!
Joey: Dude, I'm just trying to speak your language.
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there.]
Joey: Ross, wait!
Joey: Could you get me a muffin?
Joey: Hey, you know what might help?
Joey: Why not?
Joey: Yeah, I know what you mean. I mean, sometimes...
Joey: Damn it!
Joey: You know, the baby can't read, Mike!
Joey: (To Monica) Hey, so what is the big surprise?
Joey: I told you not to move it! Rach, how would you feel if say, I wanted to move you mom, and you said dont, and I did it anyway and her head fell off?
Joey: Oh, they're so cute! Now, what, what kinds are they?
(Joey stares at Chandler and Monica and finally puts two and two together. He gasps.)
Joey: Oh, uh, okay, how, how about now? (He waves his hand in front of the woman next to him and you can now see his arm on TV.)
Joey: Hey, maybe that's for the best.
(They hug as Phoebe and Joey stare at the two of them.)
Joey: What?
Joey: Really?
Joey: Yeah, you are!
Joey: Good luck, good luck!
Joey: This is so cool!
Joey: Alright!
Joey: Because she uh, she-she thinks that you are blah and that you, Monica, are too loud.
Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell... (Joey shakes his head) Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? One kiss? No big deal? Right?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica, Chandler and Joey are there, packing the last boxes.]
Joey: Oh!
Joey: You stepped on my egg roll?
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is still looking for the birds.]
Joey: Alright.
Joey: Oh! They're in the table!
Joey: Wait, wait. Do you hear that?
Joey: We gotta get them out of there!
Joey: Just put it on a plate and leave.
Joey: Oh!
Joey: Okay.
Joey: Oh my God!
Joey: Well, maybe we can just tip the table a little.
Chandler: Joey, wait! The ball!
Joey: Oh God! So what do we do?
Joey: It did not.
Charlie: (to Joey) I just left you a message! Ross and I were gonna go grab a bite, but now that you're here, maybe we can go have that dinner.
Joey: Okay. Here goes.
Joey: Hey, if anybody gets extra tickets, it should be me! This all thing was my idea! (takes the bowl from Monica)
Joey: Yeah, they're stuck inside the table!
Joey: I need to say goodbye to the table first.
Joey: (yelling) Don't worry, you guys, we're gonna get you out of there.
Joey: Okay, here we go. I can't do it.
Joey: Yeah. No-no I-I know I might not win, but its just Ive never even been nominated before! I want it so much.
Joey: Yeah.
Joey: Yeah.
Joey: What?
Joey: Yeah, you didn't even use the tools for most of it!
[Scene: A Casting Directors Office, Joey is entering for his callback.]
Joey: Uh, lame cool guy handshake, yeah.
Joey: I could get a goose!
Joey: Yeah, and don't worry. I didn't try to sound smart at all! See ya later! (Leaves)
Joey: Hey!
Joey: I love you!
Joey: Yeah. Uh, does this mean there's nothing to eat?
Joey: So did you guys make it in time?
Director: Listen Joey, seeing as you've got the most experience, I want you to take these dancers and show them the combination.
CHANDLER: I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi. Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. [Joey turns around and walks out without saying anything] That's actually good.
Joey: Has it always been purple?
Joey: Yeah. I guess so.
Joey: Does that mean we have to bust it open?
Joey: (to Charlie after covering himself up again) Nice to meet ya! (Charlie waves hesitantly and Joey leaves)
Joey: Oh wow thats a great idea! And I still have his credit card.
Phoebe: Sure, yeah. I mean, its Joey. I dont want him to get hurt. Well, I must say, I am on fire! First Chandler, now Joey!
Joey: (Holding a turkey leg) Theres gravy?