words in movies
Monica:: hey Joey
Joey: Hey, this girl won't turn around and I can't tell whether she's hot or not, what do you think?
Monica:: Joey I am not going to objectify woman with you (looks at the woman) but if her face is as nice as her ass woah mamma.
Joey: Alright thanks, Oh hey have you talked to Chandler?
Joey: how come?
Joey: oh why don't you fly out there and surprise him.
Joey: oh and you know what you should bring the black see-through teddy with the attached garters. (Nods)
Joey: didn't till just now.
(Monica goes to the back and Joey looks at the girl)
Joey: hot not hot (she turns around) Hot!
Joey: I said I think you're hot and now I'm embarrassed.
Joey: that would've been better, I'll try that Hi I'm Joey.
Joey: look I don't usually ask out women that I meet in coffeehouses
Joey: (turns round) gesundheit
Joey: really, great, did I actually ask you?
Joey: (turns round again) seriously Gunther you should see someone about that cold, if it gets much worse you could DIE! (Gunther looks scared)
[Scene: Joey is back at Hayleys apartment.]
Joey: yeah and hey thanks again for letting me having that last piece of cake at the restaurant.
Joey: do you have any cake?
(Hayley laughs and goes into the kitchen thinking it's a joke, Joey doesn't see what's so funny about it)
Joey: (bends down to see and the cactus pricks him in the ass) AWCH! That's why.
Joey: (enters) Hey
Joey: listen to this... I went out with this girl last night and half way through our date I realized I already slept with her.
Joey: well that's not even the weird part. I don't think she remembered sleeping with me.
Joey: yeah but she should remember sleeping with me I am very memorable, you guys know.
Joey: and who's fault is that.
Joey: HEY! I never have an off night ok although sometimes when I'm a little bloated I don't feel very sexy BUT EVEN THEN I'M BETTER THEN MOST!
Joey: Interesting. all right I'll go out with her again and try to get past it (reaches for the chips) OH SALT BLOATY!
Monica:: Joey, Joey.
Joey: What?
Joey: No. (Pause) wait a minute what was the little mermaid?
[Scene: Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date.]
Joey: Uh huh, sure, yeah. How can you not remember me?
Joey: How could you not remember that we slept together?
Joey: I dunno!
Joey: come on, come on, search your brain all right. it was (thinks) a certain amount of time ago, I was here you were here, we had sex (starts pointing out the places) here, here, here NOT there. Anything?
Joey: my god woman! How many people do you have to had been with not to remember any of this?
Hayley's roommate: Hey Hayley you've really gotta fix that doorknob. Joey!
Joey: Ooooooooooh, I slept with you! And you obviously remember me Hey! I still got it. (Turns back to Hayley) so were good. (She just glares at him) I'll let myself out.
[Scene: Phoebe is in central-perk with Joey telling him what Ross said t her at the beginning.]
Joey: (looks at a girl walk in) see ordinarily I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her?
Joey: your right! I love my life! (He gets up to go and speak to the girl and he turns back and sits down) I actually did sleep with her.
Joey: Well, you wouldn't let me in, so I thought you were in trouble.
(Joey leaves and closes the door behind him. Chandler walks towards the living room, but then Joey enters again.)
Joey: (disappointed) Oh... oh, but that's ok, I'll find someone else to do it... I'll do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you...
Joey: Ok, ok! (He leaves)
Joey: (to Chandler) Bert! Bert! Bert! Bert!
Joey: I forgot my bat.
Chandler: I can explain... Joey...
Laura: Joey, wait!
Joey: No, no! Don't try to turn this around on me, ok? I'm not some kind of... social work, ok, that you can just... do.
Joey: LAURA! (and points to her, very confident)
Amy: Oh, I can’t, honey. I’m gonna go get my eyebrows shaped. (points at her eyebrows) I am not happy. (to Joey who has a pizza box in his hands) Oh... sure you wanna eat that?
Joey: Oh whoa-whoa wait a minute! I have to do it?!
Joey: Don't you put words in people's mouths, you put turkey in people's mouths!
(Joey gets up and look annoyed)
Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know youre mad, but I just want to say Im sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Yknow? I mean, yknow how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?
Kathy: Well, uh, when Joey gave it to me, he said, "This is 'cause I know ya like Rabbits, and I know ya like cheese." Thanks. I love it. And I know how hard it must have been for you to find.
Joey: (entering) Hey, Chandler, you got a minute? I-I really need to talk to you.
Joey: Oh.
JOEY: Well, I think it went pretty well. I.. I got a callback for Thursday.
Joey: Yeah, they're great seats too!
Joey: Center ice.
(Ross and Joey enter)
Ross: Hey! Hey, guess what Joey has!
Joey: So we'll leave before it's over, we'll be back in time.
Joey: Yeah!
Joey: Dude, two times that happened!
Joey: Right, I guess. Alright, so see you at four.
Joey: Ross and I were helping the girls pack, took a little break, I lost $1,500 to him in Cups!
JOEY: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this was a great idea.
Joey: I know, yeah.
Joey: (walking up carrying a brown paper bag) Hey!
Joey: Oh, Bob, get off the guy!
Joey: I don't know...
Joey: Okay.
Joey: Ohhhh! These seats are great!
Joey: How late are we?
Joey: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You just want to put it on your hand!
[Scene: The corridor. Ross and Joey have just arrived.]
Joey: Wow (He opens his apartment door and throws their stuff in.)
Joey: Yeah, where were you!
Joey: Hmm thats weird. I dont remember being in a move called benefits lapsed.
Joey: You are not at Thanksgiving?
Joey: (realizing) Oh! That's Alicia Mae Emory's outfit!
Rachel: Joey, you cant let him get away with that. Ya know what, Im not going to let him get away with that. Im going to say something to himNo, I really shouldnt say anythingNo, I should say something to him. (Goes to the counter) Gunther, I want you to give Joey his job back. That is really not fair that you have to fire him
Ross: (to Joey) HEY!
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Monica: What? Are you serious?! (To Chandler) Joey smells gas!
[Scene: Pier 59 Studios, its the set of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. The producer is showing Joey around the set.]
Joey: Ok, let me stop you right there. The Mets suck, ok? You wanna see the Yankees.
Joey: (whispering) Who do you think its from?
Joey: Listen that�s a pretty girly hour we just spent, we should add some manly make up for it.
Joey: Ooh! Well played, Phoebe Buffay, well played.
Joey: Oh! It all looks so beautiful: the turkey, the stuffing...
Joey: No! No, and I did not ask her to marry me!
[The next one is from Episode 608: The One With Rosss Teeth, Chandler is accusing Joey of becoming less of a man.]
[Scene: The Emergency Room, Joey is miming hockey pucks kitting foreheads. Chandler realises it's getting tense and goes to the receptionist again.]
(Joey gives him the okay symbol, and Ross rushes towards him to be stopped by Chandler. Meanwhile, Phoebe goes over to the snack table as some guy, which turns out to be Ursula's fianc�e Eric, walks in and smacks her butt.)
Rachel: No. Joey, she knows! We were at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment and we saw them doing it through the window. (Joey gasps) Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window.
Joey: (to Ross, mouthing) Don't make me come up there!
Joey: Fine! Let's just go. I don't need your stupid dinner.
Joey: Sorry!
Joey: Ha!
Monica: Joey, that is not gonna work.
Joey: Yeah! You three have a nice Thanksgiving.
Joey: Oh-oh! I'm stuck!
Joey: Okay.
Joey: No seriously... I'm really wedged in here.
Joey: Alright, hurry up, you gotta do something.
Joey: It isn't working.
Joey: Oh, that smells good!
Ross: I gave them to Joey.
(Joey tries to pull back at all his might.)
Joey: Yknow I dont think you should be talking at all in there! I think youve got to much thinking to do to be talking and making jokes!
Joey: Interesting...
Joey: It's really starting to hurt.
Joey: I left them at the park.
Joey: Yeah! Come on!
Joey: Ooh! Stop putting things down my pants!
Joey and Chandler: PUSH! PUSH! PUSH!
Joey: Oh, I know how you feel...
Joey: But just think, ok? What if everything goes right? What if this woman does pick you guys?
Joey: So... who's your friend?
Joey: OW, why, why, why?
Rachel: (to Joey) Hey, who's Phoebe with?
Joey: Saraaah.
Joey: Oh, name one friend of yours that I did that with.
Joey: I know why I don't remember her, huh? (he winks at Rachel)
Joey: Keep going Pinocchio!
Joey: Hey.
Joey: Well...
Joey: Nope.
(Joey looks satisfied)
Rachel: Oh, yeah. Joey doesn’t share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and ...
Joey: (to a customer) Are you all finished here?
Joey: ALL FOOD!
Phoebe: (to Joey) You wouldn’t let her have a grape?
Joey: Mandy, uh? Uh... really hot blonde, big boobs?
Joey: It's a one-woman play called "Why don't you like me: a bitter woman's journey through life".
Joey: Yeah. And look, I just want you to know that with Rachel staying here and everything, all my feelings from before are totally over, okay? And even if they weren't, when you accidentally walk in on a woman using a breast pump...
Joey: I think were not wearing the same shirt anymore!!