words in movies
Phoebe: Yeah, I kinda do. (Mike lets go of her hand) Well, how's this? (she takes Mike's hand and puts it on her breast, she tears open the sugar and puts it in her coffee. Mike thinks it over and nods appreciative. After that, they hold hands again. Joey now enters, and sees the two sitting on the couch, holding hands.)
Joey: (in a very aaaaahhhhh sweeeeeet voice) Aaahhh, look at you two... holding hands... huh is this getting serious? (Phoebe and Mike, embarrassed, start babbling and look away.) Have you not talked about it yet? (They say nothing now, but smile) Am I making you uncomfortable? (smiles are becoming forced now, and he speaks to Mike) If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh...? Aaaaaahhhhhh (he turns away to the bar)
Joey: (sitting at his table) Oh, I know it... It is amazing these little things open doors... huh! (mimes opening a door with his own keys, Phoebe looks at him in a "yeah, yeah, yeah" way.)
Phoebe: Okay, I knew I should have had this conversation with Joey.
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters.]
Chandler: Hey! (Joey doesn't look up, but gestures 'wait a minute' with his finger while he finishes reading the article. Chandler waits for Joey to finish.) I need you to set me up for a joke. Later, when Monica is around, I need you to ask me about fire trucks.
Joey: Ooh. I-I don't know Chan. I'm not so good with remembering lines.
Joey: I know, right? (Chandler has really big eyes, and nods) Wh... Wh... Why are we doing this?
Joey: Seriously? She actually said that?
Joey: Nooooo! Being funny is your thing!
Joey: Without that, you just got "lame with women".
Chandler: Ye.... (stops because he realises what Joey just said, and stares at him. At this moment Monica enters)
Joey: (sees Monica) Fire trucks! (Chandlers eyes double in size and he turns to Monica who doesn't understand what's happening. Then he turns back to Joey, who says "you're welcome" without a sound)
Ross: (looks like in heaven) Lighter than air... (changes back to serious) But that's not the point. (Joey now also enters)
Joey: Hey!
Joey: (looks surprised) Really...? Guys do that...? That's... weird...
Joey: That's like a woman wanting to be a...
Joey: Uhm... A penis model. (Monica can't believe what's she's hearing and Ross pats Joey on the back.) Anyway, hey... Did you tell Chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy you've ever met?
Joey: Really? Do you not know Chandler?
Joey: So what? Being funny is Chandler's thing... You know, like Ross's thing is... (he can't come up with anything)
Joey: ...No... (he just can't seem to grasp it)
Joey: Monica, you have to do some damage control here, okay. 'Cause he's feeling like... (the door opens and Chandler walks in with a pizza)
Joey: Heeeyy! Hey!
Ross: Uhm... Rachel and I hired a male nanny. (Joey makes a gesture and sound like "Can you believe that?")
Chandler: You got a man who's a nanny...? You got a manny...? (Monica starts laughing, but very exaggerated. Joey realises they also should laugh and punches Ross. Now all three of them laugh, but very fake. Chandler seems happy again.)
Monica: Well, I don't know... I-It's... just the way you say it... I mean, you're funny... You have that funny thing. You're a funny guy! (Chandler turns to Joey)
Chandler: Did you tell her what we talked about? (Joey starts laughing hysterically, but then gets serious again...)
Joey: Yeah....
Chandler: So those were pity laughs? PITY LAUGHS? (Joey and Ross walk away from the kitchen)
Ross: Hey... I made up that joke and told it to you! (He points at Chandler. Joey gestures to Ross "What are you doing?)
Joey: Not knowing when to shut up...
[Scene: Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door. Now he hears two recorders playing a song. When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens.]
Joey: Yeah! Allright! Hey, hey Ross. Check it out! Sandy taught me Hot-cross Buns.
Joey: Noooo... Three Blind Mice goes like this... (he puts his fingers in position on the recorder)
Ross: (looks angrily at Joey and points at him) I swear to God...! (Joey is in shock)
Joey: Me! I'm up for puppets!
Sandy: Actually studies have shown that the movement and colours help their cerebral development... The whimsical characters are just for us. (He winks to Joey and Rachel. Ross's face says he disapproves. Joey sees that and kind of angrily says...)
Joey: I wanna be mr. Wigglemunch. (and makes a "there" nod to Ross)
[Scene: Living room. Joey and Sandy are talking with the Snufflebumps.]
Joey: (kind of emotional) I am learning so much from you.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Joey are sitting at the dinner table. Chandler comes from the bedroom with his suitcase.]
Chandler: I love you too. (Monica and Chandler kiss. He turns to Joey.) And... I like you as a friend. (They hug and pat each other on the back.)
Joey: Allright. See you later!
Joey: (to Monica) Did that guy really make that joke?
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey and Sandy are sitting at the kitchen counter. Joey is holding mr. Wigglemunch, and Sandy holds the Grumpus.]
Joey/Wigglemunch: What kind?
Joey: Wow! You blow my mind...
Joey: Aaahh... How much do I owe you?
Joey: It's like the cheapest college ever.
Joey: What is this? Fruit?
EDDIE: Hi Joey, what's goin' on man?
Joey: Come on baby, come on!
JOEY: Yeah, turns out our kids go to the same school. Small world huh?
Joey: Thank you so much.
Joey: Nooo, four.
[Scene: A fancy restraunt (Marcel's). Joey, Ross, Chandler, Susie, and the Director's Assistant are there.]
[Scene: The Hall Outside Lydia's Room, Joey is walking up to Lydia's room with balloons, but before he enters he sees that the baby's father has arrived. He listens at the door.]
Joey: Pheebs! There you are!
Joey: It's okay, these things happen.
Joey: They actually said that?
JOEY: But wait, wait, wait. Then, after I left her office, she caught up with me at the elevator and offered me an even bigger part.
Joey: Okay, shoot.
Joey: I didn't get it?
JOEY: Alright. Cab driver number two?
Joey: Okay, what else?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there]
Joey: Oh.
Joey: You do, thanks.
Joey: Wait a minute.
Joey: I'm sorry, it just felt nice.
Joey: You know what's crazy? These jars. What is it, like two bites in here?
JOEY: Well, we're, we're just goin' over here so that we can get away from the horrible flesh eating virus, for the love of God woman, listen to me. Is he lookin', is he lookin'?
Joey: Hey!
CHANDLER: I was just telling Joey about the opening in Fleischman's group.
Joey: Her what?
Joey: What's a matter Ross? What you're nervous about your speech?
JOEY: Incredible! I met the director this time and you'll never believe who it was.
Joey: Hey, Monica, who would yours be?
Phoebe: Joey.
Joey: You could drink the fat.
Joey: Hey-hey!
Joey: I know.
Joey: Oh, Im sorry. Did I get ya?
[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Joey is entering]
Joey: And the best part is, we're filming in the desert outside Vegas! (To Chandler) And you know what that means buddy!
Joey: Eh! There you go.
Joey: Hey well, you cant teach someone to be good with women. Yknow, thats why I never had any luck with Chandler.
Chandler: (entering) Have you seen Joey?
Joey: Well, I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step.
Joey: Nah, just me. All alone. (all the food is served) Dinner for six for one, uh, you boys are about to see something really special.
Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
Joey: Ooh, very official.
Joey: We have a half hour.
Joey: Ah, let me see! (she hands him a pile of tissues) Damn, that's a lot of guys! Are you a little slutty?
Rachel: This one's from Joey... feels like a book. Thinks it's a book... feels like a book. And...(opens it)...it's a book!
JOEY: Well, I don't know. I don't know what we're gonna be doin'. I mean, what if we're at her folks' place?
Joey: Why dont we just go on two.
Joey: So we are going on two?
Joey: All right, but in the future...
Joey: Wow, its big!
Joey: That's right! I'm taking the essence.
Joey: You may not kiss the bride. So, I guess by the powers vested in my by the state of New York and the Internet guys, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Oh wait! Do you take each other?
Joey: Y'know what?
Ross: Joey, you are gonna love this guy. Gandolf is like the party wizard!
Joey: Well, thats really a different question.
Joey: Hey, theres a dog out there!
Joey: Well, there was that one time that Monica and Rachel got together.
Joey: Okay, but lets say there was. How might that go?
Joey: Maybe, my rulers wrong.
JOEY: I can't find the remote. [Phoebe turns off the TV] Thank you.
Joey: Are you kidding? I love that guy! (Starts singing) Mornings here! Morning is here
PHOEBE: Joey, why don't you talk to Chandler about moving back?
Joey: Hey!
Joey: Ooooooooooh, I slept with you! And you obviously remember me Hey! I still got it. (Turns back to Hayley) so were good. (She just glares at him) I'll let myself out.
Joey: Maybe she killed him?
Joey: R-R-Richard said he wants to marry you?! (Monica nods yes.) And-and Chandlers tellin ya how much he hates marriage?!
Joey: Yeah. (Pause) Hey, I hope Ross didnt think that we just went in there because we were uncomfortable being out here!
Joey: The hell with hockey, let's all do that!
Joey: Hey! (goes into the apartment)
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. The whole gang is helping Joey pack.]
Joey: Thats a uh, thats a tough combination.
Joey: Oh, no thanks, I got it. (picks it up) No I dont!
[Scene: the hallway, Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving.]
Rachel: What are you talking about? I love them! (Looks into the cage) Yeah, I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isn't this cool?
Joey: Gotcha.
Joey: Oh right, right.
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
Joey: Uh, take a look at the guys pants! I mean, I know you told us to show excitement, but dont you think he went a little overboard?
Ross: I don't know, I'm one sorry polentologist. (Stops reading.) All right Joey, we get it. (To Chandler) I'm sorry.
Joey: Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at this table?
Joey: Lifeguards.
Joey: Baywatch.
Joey: (whispering) No, I really have to pee.
ROSS: Over my dead body! (Joey looks at Chandler)
[Scene: The museum, Joey is giving a tour to a bunch of school kids.]
Joey: Cool!!
[Flashback to: The Street in front of Central Perk, Ross and Joey are holding a yellow tape across the road and everyone is cheering Phoebe as she bounces around the corner on a hippity-hop.]
JOEY: Huh? So whaddya think? Casa de Joey. Huh? I decorated it myself.
Joey: (confused) Are we watchin the tape or not?!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there.]
Joey: No, no, no, don't say "listen." I know that "listen." I've said that "listen."
JOEY: Closed set. We know but we're friends with the monkey. [guard lets them in]
Joey: Guess what?
Joey: Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...
Joey: You said, you wanna come in for some lemonade?
Joey: I got a gig!
Joey: (glares at him) I know!
Joey: Come on man, you know Id do it for you! Because, youre my best friend.
Joey: Hi!