words in movies
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
RACHEL: You're kidding.
MR. GELLER: What? I'm kidding. You know I'd never let him touch the Porsche.
MONICA: Not a lot, Phoebe's kidding, Phoebe's crazy.
RACHEL: Are you kidding me?
Rachel: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
SCOTT: No kidding.
PHOEBE: [singing] Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men, and then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves. la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
Joey: Are you kidding? I love that guy! (Starts singing) Mornings here! Morning is here
Phoebe: Oh, so this is all about money! Yknow its bad enough thatOw! Oh, you have got to be kidding!
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Chandler: She was kidding.
Monica: Youre kidding?! Thats great!
Monica: Were kidding!
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Joey: She was kidding about that right?
Joey: You're kidding!
Joanna: Kidding! God, I feel wild today!
Ross: Im-Im not kidding. Look I-I, I cant have three failed marriages. I cant. Okay? I-I am not gonna be that guy!
Phoebe: Youre kidding! And he plays rugby?! Thats so funny. (Realises) Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.
Chandler: You're kidding, no!
Ross: Are you kidding?!
Phoebe: Are you kidding. He is so considerate of my feelings and... you know I think... you'd also like to know that he is a very gentle lover.
Chandler: It was terrible. I fought with (Pause) my colleagues y'know, the entire time. Are you kidding with this? (Throws away another Rollo)
Phoebe: Just kidding. Ahh!
Monica: Oh, you're kidding.
Larry: Yeah, I was just kidding.
Kim: My late husband gave me that lighter. (Rachel laughs.) I'm not kidding.
Rachel: Are you kidding?!
Kim: I'm kidding.
Joey: What?! Are you kidding?!
Joey: (laughs) You're kidding right?
Chandler: Are you kidding me?! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!!
Monica: I'm kidding! I'm kidding!
Monica: Come on! Come on, I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke!
Monica: Youre kidding!
Joshua: Kidding! (Rachel is relived) Im gonna get there early, but Im going to put you on the V.I.P list, okay? Look for me.
Phoebe: Just kidding!
All: Ohh! Were kidding! Oh, were kidding!
Ross: Are you kidding?
Chandler: Youre kidding right?
Rachel: No, Im just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, its trifle time!
Monica: Are you kidding me?! Is this; is this turning you on?
Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! Im kidding!
Phoebe: Who are you kidding? (To Joey) You just find some guy off the street for me? Oh God! This is humiliating!
Rachel: Okay, Phoebe, honey, you gotta be kidding. I mean, you know you cannot keep one of these babies!
MONICA: Nothin', nothin', hey you're a cheapasaurus. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, thank you, I'm very greatful.
Ross: Wait! No! Ben, come here! I am not kidding!
Elizabeth: Im kidding!
Monica: I was kidding.
Joey: Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!
Joey: Are you kidding me?! Shes gonna this boat!
Rachel: Im just kidding too. (Laughs) Im getting married in December. (Turns away not happy with herself.)
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Monica: Whoa!!! Are you kidding me?!
Rachel: Why?! What?! Are you kidding?!
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Chandler: What? Are you kidding? That was like 16 years ago.
Fireman No. 3: Are you kidding? My girlfriend doesn't know, I'm not gonna tell them!
Monica: Wait, youre giving me your Porsche, youre kidding me right?!
Chandler: Are you kidding? Okay, Ill give you a hint; Ill give you a hint. (Points to his glasses.)
Rachel: (worried) Okay please, youre kidding right?! I wrote that one as a joke for you!
Megan: Im just kidding. Im getting married July 25th.
Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
David: Are... are you kidding? You know, when you don't see someone for a long time, a-a-and you kind of build them up in your head and you start thinking about: Come on, don't be crazy. Nobody is that beautiful, but... well, you are. (Phoebe seems very charmed) Well, so, uhm... are you seeing... anyone? (Phoebe is still up on a cloud from what David just said)
Ross: What are you kidding? Its Batmans tux!!
Rachel: Are you kidding?!
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
Phoebe: You have got to be kidding me!
Rachel: (answering the phone) Hello? (listens) Yeah, this is she. (listens) Oh! Youre kidding! Youre kidding! (listens) Oh thank you! I love you!
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Chandler: Oh youve got to be kidding me.
Ross: Come on, who are we kidding? Im doody. Please? Shes watchin.
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
Chandler: Hey! I will have you know that... aah, who am I kidding. Let's call the kid Geller and let Bing die with me.
Don: Youre kidding me!
Joey: Oh no-no Rach, please, dont be sorry. Okay? Dont be sorry. (They hug again.) Yknow I was only kidding you.
Roy: No, no, you're right. Who am I kidding? I should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago. What am I gonna do? I mean, this has been my life for thirty two years. Taking my clothes off in front of people is all I know.
Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?
Monica: What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think were ready to have a baby now?!
Ross: Are you kidding?
Rachel: (interrupting him) Hi! Im gal pal Rachel Green, and if you want the dirt, Im the one you come too. This might be Joeys baby (rubbing her stomach), who knows? Im just kiddingSeriously, (leans into the cassette recorder Shelley is using) gal pal Rachel Green.
Ross: Youve got to be kidding me!
Sandy: Like in my last job, I met Daniel when he was three weeks old. And I got to watch him grow into this awesome person... When I left, I said: I'll see you soon... And he said to me: Skdandy... (Ross and Rachel look puzzled) That was his name for me... I'll see you every day... right in... (points at his heart, but starts to cry before he can finish his sentence. Rachel tries to comfort him, but Ross has this "you've got to be kidding me" look all over him)
Joey: (To God) Are you kidding me?!
Chandler: Im kidding. This is going to be fun.
Mike: Hey, what are you kidding me?
Ross: Joe Im not kidding
Ross: Are you kidding? Look, were not gonna be together just because were having a baby. Okay?
David: You're kidding me. Because I'm not seeing anybody, I've just totally made that up.
Rachel: Wha... are you kidding? I can't return this.
Ross: Are you kidding?
Phoebe: Are you kidding? People acting like animals to music. Come on!
Charlie: You're... you're kidding, right?
Phoebe: Are you kidding? That's what sisters are for.
Mike: (popping by, smiling) You're kidding, we wouldn't have missed it!
Phoebe: (makes a face) Are you kidding, I love it!
Ross: But all kidding aside, in much the same way that Homo ergaster [1] is now thought to be a separate species from Homo erectus...
Rachel: Are you kidding?! With the, with the lilies, and-and the song, and the stars! It was really wonderful! Did you just make that up?
Monica: Are you freaking kidding me, Green?
Chandler: I was kidding.