words in movies
Rachel: Are you kidding?!
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Phoebe: Oh, you’re right! I was just kidding about Rachel. Babysitting is a gas!
Ross: Oh what are you kidding? Shes gorgeous, its all Rachel.
Chandler: (enters singing) Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plane, STOP IT! Why couldn't they have sent me to Texas? 7 o clock maybe I'll hit the gym (sits down) who am I kidding pay-per-view porn.
Joey: Are you kidding me? Watch! (Makes funny faces trying to cry) Well I cant do it with you guys watching me!
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
Monica: Chandler! I have to tell you, you smell so smokey I have to get up. I'm not kidding. (She's not; she stands and walks away. Chandler moves closer.)
Rachel: Im just kidding! You can go pee! (He does so in a hurry.)
All: You're kidding. Oh my God.
Monica: We're kidding. C'mon, tell us!
Chandler: You're kidding.
Mr. Douglas: Youre kidding? She seems so...
Ross: You're kidding.
Monica: Are you kidding?! I get a Porsche and the barca loungers gone?! This is the best day ever! (Runs out.)
Phoebe: I can hear traffic and birds! I can hear the voices in my head again! (Monica looks at her strangely) Im kidding. (She smiles wickedly.)
Monica: You're kidding! Where? Where?
RACHEL: You're kidding.
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
Chandler: You kidding? Youre the most beautiful woman in most rooms (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whats going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
ROSS: No kidding?
Chandler: No, you kidding? The guy's a freak.. (Ross enters off camera)
MONICA: Not a lot, Phoebe's kidding, Phoebe's crazy.
MR. GELLER: What? I'm kidding. You know I'd never let him touch the Porsche.
Rachel: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
RACHEL: Are you kidding me?
PHOEBE: [singing] Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men, and then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves. la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
SCOTT: No kidding.
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Joey: Are you kidding? I love that guy! (Starts singing) Mornings here! Morning is here
Monica: Youre kidding?! Thats great!
Chandler: She was kidding.
Phoebe: Oh, so this is all about money! Yknow its bad enough thatOw! Oh, you have got to be kidding!
Joanna: Kidding! God, I feel wild today!
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Joey: She was kidding about that right?
Monica: Were kidding!
Ross: Im-Im not kidding. Look I-I, I cant have three failed marriages. I cant. Okay? I-I am not gonna be that guy!
Ross: Are you kidding?!
Joey: You're kidding!
Chandler: You're kidding, no!
Phoebe: Youre kidding! And he plays rugby?! Thats so funny. (Realises) Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.
Phoebe: Just kidding. Ahh!
Phoebe: Are you kidding. He is so considerate of my feelings and... you know I think... you'd also like to know that he is a very gentle lover.
Larry: Yeah, I was just kidding.
Kim: I'm kidding.
Monica: Oh, you're kidding.
Joey: What?! Are you kidding?!
Chandler: It was terrible. I fought with (Pause) my colleagues y'know, the entire time. Are you kidding with this? (Throws away another Rollo)
Joshua: Kidding! (Rachel is relived) Im gonna get there early, but Im going to put you on the V.I.P list, okay? Look for me.
Monica: I'm kidding! I'm kidding!
Kim: My late husband gave me that lighter. (Rachel laughs.) I'm not kidding.
Chandler: Are you kidding me?! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!!
Joey: (laughs) You're kidding right?
Monica: Come on! Come on, I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke!
Monica: Youre kidding!
All: Ohh! Were kidding! Oh, were kidding!
Phoebe: Just kidding!
Rachel: No, Im just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, its trifle time!
Chandler: Youre kidding right?
Elizabeth: Im kidding!
Monica: Are you kidding me?! Is this; is this turning you on?
Phoebe: Who are you kidding? (To Joey) You just find some guy off the street for me? Oh God! This is humiliating!
Rachel: Okay, Phoebe, honey, you gotta be kidding. I mean, you know you cannot keep one of these babies!
MONICA: Nothin', nothin', hey you're a cheapasaurus. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, thank you, I'm very greatful.
Ross: Wait! No! Ben, come here! I am not kidding!
Ross: Are you kidding?
Monica: I was kidding.
Joey: Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!
Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! Im kidding!
Monica: Whoa!!! Are you kidding me?!
Rachel: Im just kidding too. (Laughs) Im getting married in December. (Turns away not happy with herself.)
Joey: Are you kidding me?! Shes gonna this boat!
Chandler: What? Are you kidding? That was like 16 years ago.
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Monica: Wait, youre giving me your Porsche, youre kidding me right?!
Rachel: Why?! What?! Are you kidding?!
Rachel: (worried) Okay please, youre kidding right?! I wrote that one as a joke for you!
Megan: Im just kidding. Im getting married July 25th.
Chandler: Are you kidding? Okay, Ill give you a hint; Ill give you a hint. (Points to his glasses.)
Fireman No. 3: Are you kidding? My girlfriend doesn't know, I'm not gonna tell them!
Ross: What are you kidding? Its Batmans tux!!
David: Are... are you kidding? You know, when you don't see someone for a long time, a-a-and you kind of build them up in your head and you start thinking about: Come on, don't be crazy. Nobody is that beautiful, but... well, you are. (Phoebe seems very charmed) Well, so, uhm... are you seeing... anyone? (Phoebe is still up on a cloud from what David just said)
Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
Rachel: Are you kidding?!
Phoebe: You have got to be kidding me!
Ross: Come on, who are we kidding? Im doody. Please? Shes watchin.
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Chandler: Oh youve got to be kidding me.
Rachel: (answering the phone) Hello? (listens) Yeah, this is she. (listens) Oh! Youre kidding! Youre kidding! (listens) Oh thank you! I love you!
Don: Youre kidding me!
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
Roy: No, no, you're right. Who am I kidding? I should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago. What am I gonna do? I mean, this has been my life for thirty two years. Taking my clothes off in front of people is all I know.
Joey: Oh no-no Rach, please, dont be sorry. Okay? Dont be sorry. (They hug again.) Yknow I was only kidding you.
Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?
Ross: Are you kidding?
Chandler: Hey! I will have you know that... aah, who am I kidding. Let's call the kid Geller and let Bing die with me.
Sandy: Like in my last job, I met Daniel when he was three weeks old. And I got to watch him grow into this awesome person... When I left, I said: I'll see you soon... And he said to me: Skdandy... (Ross and Rachel look puzzled) That was his name for me... I'll see you every day... right in... (points at his heart, but starts to cry before he can finish his sentence. Rachel tries to comfort him, but Ross has this "you've got to be kidding me" look all over him)
Ross: Youve got to be kidding me!