words in movies
Rachel: Yeah, I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks.
Kim: Oh don't be sorry, that's part of your job here to give your opinions and then I take credit for them--I'm kidding.
Rachel: Are you kidding? Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma!
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Phoebe: Oh, you’re right! I was just kidding about Rachel. Babysitting is a gas!
Ross: Oh what are you kidding? Shes gorgeous, its all Rachel.
Joey: Are you kidding me? Watch! (Makes funny faces trying to cry) Well I cant do it with you guys watching me!
Chandler: (enters singing) Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plane, STOP IT! Why couldn't they have sent me to Texas? 7 o clock maybe I'll hit the gym (sits down) who am I kidding pay-per-view porn.
Rachel: Im just kidding! You can go pee! (He does so in a hurry.)
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
All: You're kidding. Oh my God.
Monica: Chandler! I have to tell you, you smell so smokey I have to get up. I'm not kidding. (She's not; she stands and walks away. Chandler moves closer.)
Chandler: You kidding? Youre the most beautiful woman in most rooms (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whats going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Chandler: You're kidding.
Monica: We're kidding. C'mon, tell us!
Monica: Are you kidding?! I get a Porsche and the barca loungers gone?! This is the best day ever! (Runs out.)
Mr. Douglas: Youre kidding? She seems so...
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
Phoebe: I can hear traffic and birds! I can hear the voices in my head again! (Monica looks at her strangely) Im kidding. (She smiles wickedly.)
Ross: You're kidding.
Monica: You're kidding! Where? Where?
ROSS: No kidding?
RACHEL: Are you kidding me?
Chandler: No, you kidding? The guy's a freak.. (Ross enters off camera)
MR. GELLER: What? I'm kidding. You know I'd never let him touch the Porsche.
MONICA: Not a lot, Phoebe's kidding, Phoebe's crazy.
RACHEL: You're kidding.
Rachel: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
PHOEBE: [singing] Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men, and then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves. la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
SCOTT: No kidding.
Phoebe: Oh, so this is all about money! Yknow its bad enough thatOw! Oh, you have got to be kidding!
Joey: Are you kidding? I love that guy! (Starts singing) Mornings here! Morning is here
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Chandler: She was kidding.
Monica: Youre kidding?! Thats great!
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Ross: Im-Im not kidding. Look I-I, I cant have three failed marriages. I cant. Okay? I-I am not gonna be that guy!
Joey: She was kidding about that right?
Monica: Were kidding!
Joanna: Kidding! God, I feel wild today!
Chandler: You're kidding, no!
Joey: You're kidding!
Phoebe: Youre kidding! And he plays rugby?! Thats so funny. (Realises) Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.
Ross: Are you kidding?!
Phoebe: Just kidding. Ahh!
Phoebe: Are you kidding. He is so considerate of my feelings and... you know I think... you'd also like to know that he is a very gentle lover.
Monica: Oh, you're kidding.
Larry: Yeah, I was just kidding.
Kim: My late husband gave me that lighter. (Rachel laughs.) I'm not kidding.
Chandler: It was terrible. I fought with (Pause) my colleagues y'know, the entire time. Are you kidding with this? (Throws away another Rollo)
Rachel: Are you kidding?!
Joey: What?! Are you kidding?!
Kim: I'm kidding.
Chandler: Are you kidding me?! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!!
Joey: (laughs) You're kidding right?
Monica: I'm kidding! I'm kidding!
Joshua: Kidding! (Rachel is relived) Im gonna get there early, but Im going to put you on the V.I.P list, okay? Look for me.
Monica: Come on! Come on, I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke!
Monica: Youre kidding!
Phoebe: Just kidding!
All: Ohh! Were kidding! Oh, were kidding!
Phoebe: Who are you kidding? (To Joey) You just find some guy off the street for me? Oh God! This is humiliating!
Ross: Are you kidding?
Monica: Are you kidding me?! Is this; is this turning you on?
Chandler: Youre kidding right?
Rachel: No, Im just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, its trifle time!
Rachel: Okay, Phoebe, honey, you gotta be kidding. I mean, you know you cannot keep one of these babies!
Monica: I was kidding.
MONICA: Nothin', nothin', hey you're a cheapasaurus. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, thank you, I'm very greatful.
Elizabeth: Im kidding!
Ross: Wait! No! Ben, come here! I am not kidding!
Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! Im kidding!
Joey: Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!
Rachel: Im just kidding too. (Laughs) Im getting married in December. (Turns away not happy with herself.)
Joey: Are you kidding me?! Shes gonna this boat!
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Monica: Whoa!!! Are you kidding me?!
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Rachel: Why?! What?! Are you kidding?!
Chandler: What? Are you kidding? That was like 16 years ago.
Chandler: Are you kidding? Okay, Ill give you a hint; Ill give you a hint. (Points to his glasses.)
Rachel: (worried) Okay please, youre kidding right?! I wrote that one as a joke for you!
Monica: Wait, youre giving me your Porsche, youre kidding me right?!
Megan: Im just kidding. Im getting married July 25th.
Fireman No. 3: Are you kidding? My girlfriend doesn't know, I'm not gonna tell them!
Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
David: Are... are you kidding? You know, when you don't see someone for a long time, a-a-and you kind of build them up in your head and you start thinking about: Come on, don't be crazy. Nobody is that beautiful, but... well, you are. (Phoebe seems very charmed) Well, so, uhm... are you seeing... anyone? (Phoebe is still up on a cloud from what David just said)
Ross: What are you kidding? Its Batmans tux!!
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Rachel: Are you kidding?!
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
Phoebe: You have got to be kidding me!
Ross: Come on, who are we kidding? Im doody. Please? Shes watchin.
Chandler: Oh youve got to be kidding me.
Rachel: (answering the phone) Hello? (listens) Yeah, this is she. (listens) Oh! Youre kidding! Youre kidding! (listens) Oh thank you! I love you!
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
Don: Youre kidding me!
Roy: No, no, you're right. Who am I kidding? I should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago. What am I gonna do? I mean, this has been my life for thirty two years. Taking my clothes off in front of people is all I know.
Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?
Joey: Oh no-no Rach, please, dont be sorry. Okay? Dont be sorry. (They hug again.) Yknow I was only kidding you.
Sandy: Like in my last job, I met Daniel when he was three weeks old. And I got to watch him grow into this awesome person... When I left, I said: I'll see you soon... And he said to me: Skdandy... (Ross and Rachel look puzzled) That was his name for me... I'll see you every day... right in... (points at his heart, but starts to cry before he can finish his sentence. Rachel tries to comfort him, but Ross has this "you've got to be kidding me" look all over him)