words in movies
Joey: Are you kidding me? Watch! (Makes funny faces trying to cry) Well I cant do it with you guys watching me!
Parker: No, no, no wait! Dont tell me. Let me guess. (Points as he says their names) Joey, Monica, Ross, Rachel and, Im sorry Phoebe didnt mention you. (Chandler makes a face) Chandler, Im kidding all ready youre my favorite!
Phoebe: Are you kidding? People acting like animals to music. Come on!
Rachel: Are you kidding?! With the, with the lilies, and-and the song, and the stars! It was really wonderful! Did you just make that up?
MR. GELLER: What? I'm kidding. You know I'd never let him touch the Porsche.
MONICA: Not a lot, Phoebe's kidding, Phoebe's crazy.
RACHEL: Are you kidding me?
Rachel: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
SCOTT: No kidding.
PHOEBE: [singing] Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men, and then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves. la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
Joey: Are you kidding? I love that guy! (Starts singing) Mornings here! Morning is here
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Monica: Youre kidding?! Thats great!
Chandler: She was kidding.
Phoebe: Oh, so this is all about money! Yknow its bad enough thatOw! Oh, you have got to be kidding!
Joey: She was kidding about that right?
Monica: Were kidding!
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Ross: Are you kidding?!
Joey: You're kidding!
Joanna: Kidding! God, I feel wild today!
Ross: Im-Im not kidding. Look I-I, I cant have three failed marriages. I cant. Okay? I-I am not gonna be that guy!
Chandler: You're kidding, no!
Phoebe: Youre kidding! And he plays rugby?! Thats so funny. (Realises) Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.
Phoebe: Are you kidding. He is so considerate of my feelings and... you know I think... you'd also like to know that he is a very gentle lover.
Larry: Yeah, I was just kidding.
Phoebe: Just kidding. Ahh!
Monica: Oh, you're kidding.
Chandler: It was terrible. I fought with (Pause) my colleagues y'know, the entire time. Are you kidding with this? (Throws away another Rollo)
Kim: I'm kidding.
Joey: What?! Are you kidding?!
Rachel: Are you kidding?!
Joey: (laughs) You're kidding right?
Chandler: Are you kidding me?! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!!
Monica: I'm kidding! I'm kidding!
Kim: My late husband gave me that lighter. (Rachel laughs.) I'm not kidding.
Monica: Youre kidding!
Joshua: Kidding! (Rachel is relived) Im gonna get there early, but Im going to put you on the V.I.P list, okay? Look for me.
Monica: Come on! Come on, I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke!
Phoebe: Just kidding!
All: Ohh! Were kidding! Oh, were kidding!
Chandler: Youre kidding right?
Ross: Are you kidding?
Rachel: No, Im just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, its trifle time!
Monica: I was kidding.
Phoebe: Who are you kidding? (To Joey) You just find some guy off the street for me? Oh God! This is humiliating!
Rachel: Okay, Phoebe, honey, you gotta be kidding. I mean, you know you cannot keep one of these babies!
Monica: Are you kidding me?! Is this; is this turning you on?
MONICA: Nothin', nothin', hey you're a cheapasaurus. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, thank you, I'm very greatful.
Joey: Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!
Ross: Wait! No! Ben, come here! I am not kidding!
Elizabeth: Im kidding!
Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! Im kidding!
Monica: Whoa!!! Are you kidding me?!
Rachel: Im just kidding too. (Laughs) Im getting married in December. (Turns away not happy with herself.)
Joey: Are you kidding me?! Shes gonna this boat!
Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Chandler: What? Are you kidding? That was like 16 years ago.
Rachel: Why?! What?! Are you kidding?!
Megan: Im just kidding. Im getting married July 25th.
David: Are... are you kidding? You know, when you don't see someone for a long time, a-a-and you kind of build them up in your head and you start thinking about: Come on, don't be crazy. Nobody is that beautiful, but... well, you are. (Phoebe seems very charmed) Well, so, uhm... are you seeing... anyone? (Phoebe is still up on a cloud from what David just said)
Ross: What are you kidding? Its Batmans tux!!
Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
Phoebe: You have got to be kidding me!
Ross: Come on, who are we kidding? Im doody. Please? Shes watchin.
Rachel: (answering the phone) Hello? (listens) Yeah, this is she. (listens) Oh! Youre kidding! Youre kidding! (listens) Oh thank you! I love you!
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
Joey: Oh no-no Rach, please, dont be sorry. Okay? Dont be sorry. (They hug again.) Yknow I was only kidding you.
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Rachel: (worried) Okay please, youre kidding right?! I wrote that one as a joke for you!
Monica: Wait, youre giving me your Porsche, youre kidding me right?!
Chandler: Are you kidding? Okay, Ill give you a hint; Ill give you a hint. (Points to his glasses.)
Fireman No. 3: Are you kidding? My girlfriend doesn't know, I'm not gonna tell them!
Rachel: Are you kidding?!
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Chandler: Oh youve got to be kidding me.
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
Don: Youre kidding me!
Roy: No, no, you're right. Who am I kidding? I should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago. What am I gonna do? I mean, this has been my life for thirty two years. Taking my clothes off in front of people is all I know.
Chandler: Hey! I will have you know that... aah, who am I kidding. Let's call the kid Geller and let Bing die with me.
Ross: Are you kidding?
Rachel: (interrupting him) Hi! Im gal pal Rachel Green, and if you want the dirt, Im the one you come too. This might be Joeys baby (rubbing her stomach), who knows? Im just kiddingSeriously, (leans into the cassette recorder Shelley is using) gal pal Rachel Green.
Ross: Joe Im not kidding
Ross: Youve got to be kidding me!
Sandy: Like in my last job, I met Daniel when he was three weeks old. And I got to watch him grow into this awesome person... When I left, I said: I'll see you soon... And he said to me: Skdandy... (Ross and Rachel look puzzled) That was his name for me... I'll see you every day... right in... (points at his heart, but starts to cry before he can finish his sentence. Rachel tries to comfort him, but Ross has this "you've got to be kidding me" look all over him)
Chandler: Im kidding. This is going to be fun.
Joey: (To God) Are you kidding me?!
Monica: What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think were ready to have a baby now?!
Ross: Are you kidding? Look, were not gonna be together just because were having a baby. Okay?
Mike: Hey, what are you kidding me?
Rachel: Wha... are you kidding? I can't return this.
Ross: Are you kidding?
David: You're kidding me. Because I'm not seeing anybody, I've just totally made that up.
Phoebe: (makes a face) Are you kidding, I love it!
Charlie: You're... you're kidding, right?
Mike: (popping by, smiling) You're kidding, we wouldn't have missed it!
Phoebe: Are you kidding? That's what sisters are for.
Ross: But all kidding aside, in much the same way that Homo ergaster [1] is now thought to be a separate species from Homo erectus...
Monica: Are you freaking kidding me, Green?
Rachel: and I know Chandler is kidding but it happens every time he touches my stomach. I mean Im really worried the babys not going to like him. (Joey is staring at the table.) Are you okay?
Chandler: I was kidding.
Ross: Are you kidding?
Mr. Geller: Are you kidding me, I could stay and look at her forever.