words in movies
Chandler: Are you kidding me?! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!!
Larry: Yeah, I was just kidding.
Joey: What?! Are you kidding?!
Chandler: It was terrible. I fought with (Pause) my colleagues y'know, the entire time. Are you kidding with this? (Throws away another Rollo)
Rachel: Are you kidding?!
Monica: Oh, you're kidding.
Kim: My late husband gave me that lighter. (Rachel laughs.) I'm not kidding.
Kim: I'm kidding.
All: Ohh! Were kidding! Oh, were kidding!
Monica: I'm kidding! I'm kidding!
Joey: (laughs) You're kidding right?
Monica: Come on! Come on, I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke!
Joshua: Kidding! (Rachel is relived) Im gonna get there early, but Im going to put you on the V.I.P list, okay? Look for me.
Phoebe: Just kidding!
Monica: Youre kidding!
Chandler: Youre kidding right?
Rachel: No, Im just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, its trifle time!
Phoebe: Who are you kidding? (To Joey) You just find some guy off the street for me? Oh God! This is humiliating!
Monica: Are you kidding me?! Is this; is this turning you on?
Ross: Are you kidding?
Rachel: Okay, Phoebe, honey, you gotta be kidding. I mean, you know you cannot keep one of these babies!
Monica: I was kidding.
Monica: Wait, youre giving me your Porsche, youre kidding me right?!
MONICA: Nothin', nothin', hey you're a cheapasaurus. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, thank you, I'm very greatful.
Ross: Wait! No! Ben, come here! I am not kidding!
Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! Im kidding!
Rachel: (worried) Okay please, youre kidding right?! I wrote that one as a joke for you!
Elizabeth: Im kidding!
Joey: Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!
Rachel: Im just kidding too. (Laughs) Im getting married in December. (Turns away not happy with herself.)
Joey: Are you kidding me?! Shes gonna this boat!
Monica: Whoa!!! Are you kidding me?!
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Chandler: What? Are you kidding? That was like 16 years ago.
Rachel: Why?! What?! Are you kidding?!
Ross: What are you kidding? Its Batmans tux!!
Chandler: Are you kidding? Okay, Ill give you a hint; Ill give you a hint. (Points to his glasses.)
Fireman No. 3: Are you kidding? My girlfriend doesn't know, I'm not gonna tell them!
Megan: Im just kidding. Im getting married July 25th.
David: Are... are you kidding? You know, when you don't see someone for a long time, a-a-and you kind of build them up in your head and you start thinking about: Come on, don't be crazy. Nobody is that beautiful, but... well, you are. (Phoebe seems very charmed) Well, so, uhm... are you seeing... anyone? (Phoebe is still up on a cloud from what David just said)
Rachel: Are you kidding?!
Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Ross: Come on, who are we kidding? Im doody. Please? Shes watchin.
Phoebe: You have got to be kidding me!
Chandler: Oh youve got to be kidding me.
Rachel: (answering the phone) Hello? (listens) Yeah, this is she. (listens) Oh! Youre kidding! Youre kidding! (listens) Oh thank you! I love you!
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?
Don: Youre kidding me!
Joey: Oh no-no Rach, please, dont be sorry. Okay? Dont be sorry. (They hug again.) Yknow I was only kidding you.
Rachel: (interrupting him) Hi! Im gal pal Rachel Green, and if you want the dirt, Im the one you come too. This might be Joeys baby (rubbing her stomach), who knows? Im just kiddingSeriously, (leans into the cassette recorder Shelley is using) gal pal Rachel Green.
Ross: Are you kidding?
Roy: No, no, you're right. Who am I kidding? I should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago. What am I gonna do? I mean, this has been my life for thirty two years. Taking my clothes off in front of people is all I know.
Chandler: Hey! I will have you know that... aah, who am I kidding. Let's call the kid Geller and let Bing die with me.
Monica: What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think were ready to have a baby now?!
Ross: Youve got to be kidding me!
Sandy: Like in my last job, I met Daniel when he was three weeks old. And I got to watch him grow into this awesome person... When I left, I said: I'll see you soon... And he said to me: Skdandy... (Ross and Rachel look puzzled) That was his name for me... I'll see you every day... right in... (points at his heart, but starts to cry before he can finish his sentence. Rachel tries to comfort him, but Ross has this "you've got to be kidding me" look all over him)
Joey: (To God) Are you kidding me?!
Chandler: Im kidding. This is going to be fun.
Ross: Are you kidding? Look, were not gonna be together just because were having a baby. Okay?
Mike: Hey, what are you kidding me?
Ross: Joe Im not kidding
David: You're kidding me. Because I'm not seeing anybody, I've just totally made that up.
Rachel: Wha... are you kidding? I can't return this.
Ross: Are you kidding?
Phoebe: Are you kidding? People acting like animals to music. Come on!
Phoebe: Are you kidding?
Charlie: You're... you're kidding, right?
Mike: (popping by, smiling) You're kidding, we wouldn't have missed it!
Phoebe: Are you kidding? That's what sisters are for.
Ross: But all kidding aside, in much the same way that Homo ergaster [1] is now thought to be a separate species from Homo erectus...
Phoebe: (makes a face) Are you kidding, I love it!
Monica: Are you freaking kidding me, Green?
Rachel: and I know Chandler is kidding but it happens every time he touches my stomach. I mean Im really worried the babys not going to like him. (Joey is staring at the table.) Are you okay?
Mr. Geller: Are you kidding me, I could stay and look at her forever.
Chandler: I was kidding.
Rachel: Are you kidding?! With the, with the lilies, and-and the song, and the stars! It was really wonderful! Did you just make that up?
Ross: Are you kidding?
Ross: Are you kidding? Oh my God...
Phoebe: Three hundred dollars, are you kidding?
Monica (enters the room): Are, are you kidding? This is packing?
Phoebe: Are you kidding? Im like the one who talked him into it. I like to think of myself as the puppet master of the group.
Mike: (afraid) You're kidding right?
Chandler: You're kidding!
Monica: Are you kidding?! I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade! This is likeOh my, this is like my second favorite game!
Chandler: Are you kidding? If I wasn't married she'd be rejecting me right now.
Parker: No, no, no wait! Dont tell me. Let me guess. (Points as he says their names) Joey, Monica, Ross, Rachel and, Im sorry Phoebe didnt mention you. (Chandler makes a face) Chandler, Im kidding all ready youre my favorite!
Phoebe: Ohh thats so sweet! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! (Quickly grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! (Gets the cigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, its a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, its okay. Its okay, youre allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.
Nancy: She is kidding, but don't ever disagree with her again. Okay, now I'm kidding!
Phoebe: Alright, wait, so what you're saying is that the chef is at the Hamilton Club, but the food is not and the drinks are there, but the bartender is not? Are you, are you FREAKING KIDDING ME!?
Phoebe: Yeah, no kidding, this just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross!
Melissa: (laughs) Oh you dont have to be (Laughs again) sorry. Im Im obviously kidding. Im not in love with you. (To Phoebe) Im not in love with her. I dont hear coconuts banging together. Yeah, I dont picture your face when I make love to my boyfriend. Anyway, I gotta go. Eh kiss good-bye? (Rachel stares at her stunned.) No? Okay. (Hurries into the cab and drives off.)
Joey: (To Monica) Okay! Look-look-look, uh, if youre gonna be moving in with him I feel its my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? Hes a terrible roommate! Terrible! He uh, forgets to umm Oh-oh he always, he always ummOh, who am I kidding! Hes the best roommate ever! (Hugs Chandler.)
Ross: I thought I heard voices! Hi Charlie! (Kisses her.) Hi Joey. (Hugs him.) And.. Oh! You're gonna have to introduce me to your new girlfriend. (Laughs.) I'm just kidding, I know Rachel, I know. (He squeezes her hand.) Come, please come in. Come in.
Fake Monica: You're kidding! I-I spent three years in Amsterdam. (Asks her something in Dutch)
Ross: Well, I-I want to give her another chance, yknow? She lives so close. And, at the end of the date, the other time, she-she said something that wasif she was kidding was very funny. On the other hand, if she wasnt kidding, shes not fun, shes stupid, and kind of a racist.
Monica: No kidding, out of towners huh? What did you tell em?
Ross: Please! Are you kidding? I-I hurt three huge men, I gave a guy a bloody noseI mean I-Im not proud of it but, I really am. And its all because of you, wonderful, amazing you.