words in movies
Phoebe: Who are you kidding? (To Joey) You just find some guy off the street for me? Oh God! This is humiliating!
Rachel: Yeah, I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks.
Kim: Oh don't be sorry, that's part of your job here to give your opinions and then I take credit for them--I'm kidding.
Rachel: Are you kidding? Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma!
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Phoebe: Oh, you’re right! I was just kidding about Rachel. Babysitting is a gas!
Ross: Oh what are you kidding? Shes gorgeous, its all Rachel.
Rachel: Im just kidding! You can go pee! (He does so in a hurry.)
Joey: Are you kidding me? Watch! (Makes funny faces trying to cry) Well I cant do it with you guys watching me!
Chandler: (enters singing) Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plane, STOP IT! Why couldn't they have sent me to Texas? 7 o clock maybe I'll hit the gym (sits down) who am I kidding pay-per-view porn.
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
Chandler: You're kidding.
Monica: Chandler! I have to tell you, you smell so smokey I have to get up. I'm not kidding. (She's not; she stands and walks away. Chandler moves closer.)
All: You're kidding. Oh my God.
Phoebe: I can hear traffic and birds! I can hear the voices in my head again! (Monica looks at her strangely) Im kidding. (She smiles wickedly.)
Monica: We're kidding. C'mon, tell us!
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
Ross: You're kidding.
Monica: Are you kidding?! I get a Porsche and the barca loungers gone?! This is the best day ever! (Runs out.)
Monica: You're kidding! Where? Where?
Mr. Douglas: Youre kidding? She seems so...
ROSS: No kidding?
Chandler: No, you kidding? The guy's a freak.. (Ross enters off camera)
Chandler: You kidding? Youre the most beautiful woman in most rooms (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whats going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
MONICA: Not a lot, Phoebe's kidding, Phoebe's crazy.
RACHEL: You're kidding.
MR. GELLER: What? I'm kidding. You know I'd never let him touch the Porsche.
RACHEL: Are you kidding me?
Phoebe: Oh, so this is all about money! Yknow its bad enough thatOw! Oh, you have got to be kidding!
Rachel: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
Joey: Are you kidding? I love that guy! (Starts singing) Mornings here! Morning is here
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Chandler: She was kidding.
SCOTT: No kidding.
PHOEBE: [singing] Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men, and then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves. la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
Monica: Were kidding!
Monica: Youre kidding?! Thats great!
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Joanna: Kidding! God, I feel wild today!
Joey: She was kidding about that right?
Phoebe: Are you kidding. He is so considerate of my feelings and... you know I think... you'd also like to know that he is a very gentle lover.
Joey: You're kidding!
Phoebe: Youre kidding! And he plays rugby?! Thats so funny. (Realises) Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.
Ross: Im-Im not kidding. Look I-I, I cant have three failed marriages. I cant. Okay? I-I am not gonna be that guy!
Chandler: You're kidding, no!
Ross: Are you kidding?!
Phoebe: Just kidding. Ahh!
Monica: Oh, you're kidding.
Larry: Yeah, I was just kidding.
Kim: I'm kidding.
Chandler: It was terrible. I fought with (Pause) my colleagues y'know, the entire time. Are you kidding with this? (Throws away another Rollo)
Rachel: Are you kidding?!
Joey: What?! Are you kidding?!
Joshua: Kidding! (Rachel is relived) Im gonna get there early, but Im going to put you on the V.I.P list, okay? Look for me.
Monica: I'm kidding! I'm kidding!
Joey: (laughs) You're kidding right?
Kim: My late husband gave me that lighter. (Rachel laughs.) I'm not kidding.
Chandler: Are you kidding me?! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!!
Monica: Come on! Come on, I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke!
Phoebe: Just kidding!
Monica: Youre kidding!
All: Ohh! Were kidding! Oh, were kidding!
Monica: Are you kidding me?! Is this; is this turning you on?
Ross: Are you kidding?
Chandler: Youre kidding right?
Rachel: No, Im just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, its trifle time!
Ross: Wait! No! Ben, come here! I am not kidding!
Rachel: Okay, Phoebe, honey, you gotta be kidding. I mean, you know you cannot keep one of these babies!
Monica: I was kidding.
MONICA: Nothin', nothin', hey you're a cheapasaurus. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, thank you, I'm very greatful.
Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! Im kidding!
Elizabeth: Im kidding!
Joey: Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!
Rachel: Im just kidding too. (Laughs) Im getting married in December. (Turns away not happy with herself.)
Monica: Whoa!!! Are you kidding me?!
Joey: Are you kidding me?! Shes gonna this boat!
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Rachel: (worried) Okay please, youre kidding right?! I wrote that one as a joke for you!
Chandler: What? Are you kidding? That was like 16 years ago.
Rachel: Why?! What?! Are you kidding?!
Monica: Wait, youre giving me your Porsche, youre kidding me right?!
Fireman No. 3: Are you kidding? My girlfriend doesn't know, I'm not gonna tell them!
Chandler: Are you kidding? Okay, Ill give you a hint; Ill give you a hint. (Points to his glasses.)
Phoebe: You have got to be kidding me!
Megan: Im just kidding. Im getting married July 25th.
David: Are... are you kidding? You know, when you don't see someone for a long time, a-a-and you kind of build them up in your head and you start thinking about: Come on, don't be crazy. Nobody is that beautiful, but... well, you are. (Phoebe seems very charmed) Well, so, uhm... are you seeing... anyone? (Phoebe is still up on a cloud from what David just said)
Ross: What are you kidding? Its Batmans tux!!
Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
Rachel: Are you kidding?!
Chandler: Oh youve got to be kidding me.
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Chandler: Hey! I will have you know that... aah, who am I kidding. Let's call the kid Geller and let Bing die with me.
Rachel: (answering the phone) Hello? (listens) Yeah, this is she. (listens) Oh! Youre kidding! Youre kidding! (listens) Oh thank you! I love you!
Joey: Oh no-no Rach, please, dont be sorry. Okay? Dont be sorry. (They hug again.) Yknow I was only kidding you.
Ross: Come on, who are we kidding? Im doody. Please? Shes watchin.
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
Don: Youre kidding me!
Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?
Roy: No, no, you're right. Who am I kidding? I should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago. What am I gonna do? I mean, this has been my life for thirty two years. Taking my clothes off in front of people is all I know.