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[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul. Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead. By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis. Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon.]
Phoebe: And how none of it matters when the people really love each other. (Chandler and Monica kiss.) And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as its a compliment.
Monica: No sweetie, youve got to win over the guy that controls C.H.E.E.S.E.! Youve got to kiss some serious robot ass!
Rachel: Oh God, I can�t believe you�re making such a big deal about this. It was one kiss, one guy, one time!
Mike: No. well look can I think your weird and also cool for telling me the truth and also wanna kiss you.
Rachel: No! I mean come on! This is a huge deal! (She sits next to him on the couch.) Fine I wantI need more details, who-who initiated the first kiss?
Eric: Arent you gonna give me a kiss?
[They hug and kiss.]
Monica: Yeah. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around:) Don't do the dance.
(They kiss each other on the cheek, and Rachel leaves.)
(They all kiss her and wish her luck.)
JOEY: Hey I- [she cuts him off with a kiss]
Rachel: I just wanted to let you know I've changed my mind: I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna kiss Joey.
(He goes to kiss her but she moves. Monica screams. Ross shouts and stares in disbelief. Monica runs out of the room.)
(They kiss to the music of Auld Lang Syne)
[The next one is from Episode 224: The One With Barry And Mindys Wedding, Joey has to kiss a guy in an audition and has been trying to find one to practice with.]
ROSS: Well, I'm gonna kiss you.
Monica: Really! (They hug and kiss) All right? Let's forget about this going home stuff and celebrate our anniversary. (She picks up his suitcase.) Okay, this is empty.
Rachel: OH! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex...
Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
Joey/Drake: Tell me to stop, just...tell me to stop. (he's about to kiss her)
Mike: Not possible! (they kiss, and then Mike says proudly...) She's gonna be Mrs. No Balls.
Ross: Oh, thank you. (She goes to kiss him, but he holds her coat up between their faces to stop her.) Hey, hey. (opens the door, sees Rachel, and hides Chloe behind the door) Rachel!!!!
Malcom: I was thinking what it would be like to kiss you.
PHOEBE: I know. We didn't do any of the romantic things I had planned, like having a picnic at Central Park and ya know, coffee at Central Perk. Oh I just got that. [They kiss.]
Rachel: No Ross!! (stands up and moves away from him) Dont! You cant just kiss me and think youre gonna make it all go away, okay? It doesnt work that way. It doesnt just make it better. Okay?
Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
(They start to kiss, and Ross rushes into the office to break it up.)
ROB: Because that would be fantastic. What? You wanna kiss me?
DR. BURKE: Yeah, it sure does. [they hug and it turns into a passionate kiss]
JOEY: Come on, Chandler, I want this part soo much. (Chandler ignores him) Just one kiss, I won't tell anyone.
Chandler: It's a great idea. (They kiss)
RACHEL: Yeah, I mean, you know it, I mean, if it were me I, I, you know, I'd want you to, I don't know, like catch me off guard, you know, with like a really good kiss, you know really, sort of um, soft at first, then maybe um brush the hair away from my face, and look far into my eyes in a way that let's me know that something amazing is about to happen.
(She runs over and gives him a very passionate kiss.)
David: In fact, ehm... I going to kiss you now. (David holds Phoebe and wants to kiss her.)
Chandler: Happy Anniversary, 10 months! (They kiss.)
(Tim leans in to kiss her. They stop, and when he tries to kiss her again, Monica pulls away.)
(They slowly and hesitantly move their lips together and kiss gently. Phoebe has her eyes wide open in shock and Chandler is squinting. He finally breaks the kiss after only a short while and pushes Phoebe away.)
JOEY: Yep, this kiss thing is defiantly a problem, Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday. Man, I gotta figure out what I'm doing wrong. Oh, okay, one of you girls come over here and kiss me.
Monica: No-no-no that was good, it was, that was uh, that was a goood kiss
[He kisses her on the cheek, she returns the kiss, then they embrace in a full on kiss]
(They kiss.)
Rachel: Well Thats yknowThatsWeve been alone for the last twenty minutes were doing okay. Besides yknow what? I-IMaybe we wont be alone, cause lately I-Ithings have been happening between me and Ross, yknow? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Yknow? So it might be the the beginning of something.
Alice: Ohhh. (They embrace in a very passionate kiss.)
Alice: None the less. Umm, youre too young to, to really know what you want. (They embrace in a passionate kiss.)
(Sergei says something and leans in to kiss her, but just as hes about to....)
Chandler: Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!
[Drake and Hope kiss.]
(they kiss again)
(They kiss.)
(She hits the jukebox Fonzy style, and Its That Time of Season starts to play, as they start to kiss.)
Gunther: Well, we kissed. I-I-I didn't initiate the kiss, but-but I also didn't stop it, and I've been feeling guilty.
(They kiss. Ross walks away, and then fades out.)
Kate: And then she could rip off his shirt and kiss his chest, and, and his stomach!
Monica: Yeah. All right, I'm gonna go tell Dan that it's not gonna happen. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around.) Don't do the dance.
Joey: Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you, but youre so beautiful I dont think I can.
Phoebe: (laughs) Okay, quit down. (they start to kiss again)
Joey: (under his breath) Kiss her! Kiss her!
(They start to kiss, then Rick stops suddenly.)
Ross: I love you. (goes to kiss her and she turns away.)
Phoebe: Gunther, kiss me.
(They lean in to kiss and are interrupted by the phone.)
(They kiss again.)
(Pete and Monica kiss, and Monica mouths I love you. to him.)
Ross: (moved by the kiss) Huh...
Doug: Oh, is it the swearing? I mean is it the constant swearing? Because I gotta tell ya, if it is, you can just... kiss my ass!
(They kiss, passionately.)
Chandler: Wait the uh, the kiss or the situation?
Monica: How would that go? (they kiss) Well, it didn't rhyme, but I liked it.
Monica: Two in a row! Youve got to use your tongues now! (They kiss again.)
Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.
Chandler: Well, maybe I won't kiss you, and then you'll have to stay.
Ross: Bye. (They kiss.)
Phoebe: Hello handsome. (Sees Ursula over her shoulder) Oh God. (Walks away in shame as they kiss.) Oh look at you two. So when did you guys meet?
(They both move to kiss again.)
(They both growl and hiss at each other and then kiss passionately again.)
Monica: All right shut up for a second and let me just see something. (She kisses him back on the lips) Oh, wow! (They then hug and kiss, very passionately.)
Janice: I just came by to give you a kiss, I have to go pick up the baby, so. I'll see you later sweetheart, you too Chandler. (laughs)
Emily: You are so sweet. (They kiss.)
Monica: Or if you want to kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe.
Ross: I know, but ahhhhhh!! I really wanna go up there and finish that kiss!
(They kiss.)
(They kiss.)
(They kiss but are interrupted by a knock on the door.)
(They kiss and hug.)
(They kiss.)
Monica: As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.
(She opens the door and they kiss.)
(They move to kiss, but realise that Chandler is staring at them. Chandler urges them on.)
(He moves to kiss her, but stops when he hears the duck.)
Phoebe: (laughs) All I could think of was yknow, "Is he gonna kiss me? Is he gonna kiss me?"
Eric: Absolutely. (They kiss and Phoebe heads for the door.) I love the way you kiss.
(The crowd goes wild as he puts the ring on her finger. They hug and kiss this time as an engaged couple.)
Joey: Yeah, yeah, okay. Uh, look buddy, I came with that girl, and I had this plan to kiss her at the new years countdown Im trying to win her over, so I was wondering if..
Chandler: (showing her the pictures) Heres a picture of Ross. (Shows another one.) And thats me. (Another one.) And thats me and Ross. (Another one.) Oh-ho, that is a picture of our first kiss as a married couple.
Phoebe: Like okay I-I-I, I havent met any Portuguese people! I, I havent had the perfect kiss! And I havent been to snipers school!
(They kiss.)
Ross: (They kiss and the phone rings and machine picks it up, its Ross putting on an accent pretending to be Vicrum) This is Vicrum.
Minister: You may kiss the bride.
(They both kiss.)
Chandler: Okay. (They kiss again.)
Ross: Ohh! Thank you! I like mail. (He goes to kiss her again, but she turns away.)
Monica: I love you. (They kiss.) Hey listen umm, when, when you were talkin about our future you said cat, but you meant dog right.