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Chandler: Pheebs, I dont understand. How can you have a roommate that none of us know anything about?
Joey: Yeah, why dont you move in with me? Itll be great! We could stay up late, watch movies, and you know about Naked Thursdays right?
Phoebe: Okay, I didnt understand that, but yknow, maybe thats cause you were speaking the secret language of love!
Joey: I dont know! How about, "Thanks for taking the message." Jeez! (Exits.)
Monica: Okay listen, yknow when you move in Rachels room is gonna be empty, you wanna talk about what we want to do with it?
Chandler: Well, I like that idea. Obviously! I was thinking maybe-maybe-maybe it could be a game room, yknow? I mean you can buy old arcade games like uh, like Space Invaders and Asteroids for $200, the real ones! The big-big ones!
Chandler: I dont have anything against the beautiful guest room, especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away!
Joey: Yeah? I just figured yknow, after living with you itd be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, yknow? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone whos different than me. And whats more different than me; a guy whos not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!
Ross: I dont know what youre talking about.
Phoebe: Umm, Im talking about that which you already know but wont admit. You love her again; you re-love her!
Ross: Well, Im-Im just glad I could, yknow, help you out.
Ross: Hero, I uh, I dont knowwell, all right.
Chandler: Hey, yknow what? Why dont we think about changes we can make in the living room?
Monica: Yeah-yeah, yknow what? Yeah, thats it-thats it, everything will be mine! Nothing will be yours! Thats-thats what I said! Oh come on, Chandler! Im talking about the barca lounger! It just, it doesnt match! Where is it gonna go?!
Chandler: I dont know.
Gunther: I dont know.
Rachel: Yeah. Yknow umm, uh, umm, about that, umm, Ross I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything, but dont you think its gonna be weird?
Rachel: But yknow what, if you think its gonna be okay well just work out a system. Yknow, itll be like college, Ill hang a hanger on the door and put a sign, "Come back later, Im gettin lucky." (Laughs.)
Ross: No, I-I-Im serious, okay? I mean, think about it. You move in, you start fighting over stupid game rooms, next thing yknow you break up!
Chandler: Yknow those big-big uh, road signs that say "Merge?"
Chandler: Yknow? So I was thinking that we could get one of those signs and hang it over our bed. Because, thats you and I together! Merge!
Joey: Yeah well, maybe you should go back! Okay? Rachel moves in, and before you know it youre right where you dont want to be! Back together!
Ross: Ehh, I dont, I dont think so. Shes already talked about yknow, dating other guys.
Joey: No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no Its okay, I mean Ilook Rach, I know I scared you off with that whole Naked Thursdays thing, but we dont have to do that!
Chandler: I know. Can you believe it? One year ago today I was just your annoying friend Chandler.
Rachel: I know. Im sorry.
MONICA: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. Ya know, and you even said yourself, you've never seen Richard happier.
Phoebe: Yknow, this is probably none of my business, but werent you guys supposed to not be seen in public together?
Ross: I dont know Rachel, why?
The Stripper: Wow, I didnt know they let you keep chickens and ducks as pets.
Monica: I have no moves. (He moves in to kiss her and she laughs and backs away.) Okay, whatcha doin there?! (Giggles.) Oh yknow what? Im sorry, this is just too weird.
Phoebe: I know. (Laughs.)
Ross: Really? (Joey gives him a Like I would know look)
Phoebe: Yeah I know, it was my candle. My candle!
ROSS: Yeah. I don't know, I've been wanting this since like ninth grade typing, ya know. And I just want it to be perfect and right and. . . why isn't that laser beam cutting through the paint?
Joey: Look, just because I know about you two, doesn't mean I like looking at it.
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Ross: I know. (Rachel bends down to Emma and Ross looks over his shoulder again, afraid)
Joey: Dude, I dont know.
Rachel: I dont know. I know I dont work late tomorrow night.
Ross: I-I-I dont even know why I bother to talk to you guys about it. Yknow what? Im just gonna do it on my own with no naked chicks.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah! I mean Im sorry, I wish I can take everybody, but yknow Chandler always supported my career. Hes paid for acting classes and head shots and stuff and well this will be my way of paying you back.
Joey: Oh yeah, I definitely know her.
Patrick: Yknow what Phoebe? This isnt really worth the free massage.
Rachel: Okay, yknow what? Maybe I should go!
MONICA: I don't know, maybe. I mean I'm dating a man who's pool I once peed in.
Phoebe: Oh no! No! I know how to handle it.
Monica: Wow! A star! (The class glares at her.) I know you all hate me and-and Im sorry, but I dont care.
Charlie: So, you know... I have a little time. If you... if you want to...
Ross: (entering) Okay Pheebs, I know how we're going to figure this out. Okay, clear your mind and answer the first thing that comes into your head. Okay?
Ross: I know when Im 90 shell be like 80 and it wont seem like such a big difference.
Joey: Home sweet home, huh? Nice to, uh, get back to reality. Plus we know how the New Years gonna go off. I guess theres no reason for all that Y2K panic, yknow? Anyway, gnight!
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Joey: I dont know! But its the same!
PHOEBE: No, it's just like, ya know, it's a whole mess of stuff, ya know. It's like, yesterday, ya know, my dad was this, like, famous Burma tree surgeon guy and, ya know, now he's a, a pharmacist guy and. . .
Monica: Yknow, I think if I were going to be with a woman. (Chandler is intrigued.) Itd, itd be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.
Ross: Sure, because women never like Joey. Yknow, I think hes a virgin.
Chandler: You didnt see how mad he was, yknow?
Chandler: Yknow what? I-I kinda have.
Rachel: Im sure he will forgive you. Look, we have all been there! Yknow, you fight, you make up, its just the way it works.
Ross: I didnt know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didnt finish the whole letter!
Phoebe: I know! I know! I know!
Ross: Shut up! It was nice. I just... I don't think I'm the dirty-talking kind of guy, you know?
Joey: I know, I know! What am I going to do? (Thinks) Ooh!
Chandler: Sorry! I-I-I dont know what to say.
Ross: All right, you know that one was coming, but that doesnt mean you have unagi. (Does the finger thing.)
MONICA: God, you are so lucky. I mean, I mean. . . you know what I mean.
Monica: I dont know. (Picks up a big plate from the coffee table.) Hey, Rachel, you want the big plate? I want you to have the big plate.
Monica: And I don't know if you've noticed but she's a (aloud) HOTTY!! (Charlie looks at her) HI!
Rachel: Well, yknow he lost his keys so he was looking for them
Chandler: Because, I-I shouldve called! Yknow if I had just called her after our big, stupid fight, she never wouldve gone out with Nick, and they wouldve ended up in bed together. I threw her at his man nipples!
Joey: Yeah! But if wouldve know what kind of friend you were gonna turn out to be, I wouldnt have worried about it so much! See you around!
Chandler: Oh, yeah. I'd marry him just for his David Hasselhof impression alone. You know I'm gonna be doing that at parties, right? (Does the impression)
Joey: No, Chandler. Look, forget about it, okay? Look, I know things have been a little tight since Janine moved out. Oh, was she hot.
Ross: Yeah. You know what? I know what you mean; I do that too.
Phoebe: I know what time you said.
Joey: I dont know, Chandler is supposed to be passin em around...
Joey: Listen, drama critics theyre nothing but, but people who couldnt make it as actors. You know what you should do?
Ross: Well we-we dont know for sure. But in my head it-it sounded something like this. (He makes a high pitched noise and Alan doesnt know what to make of it.) Of course, this is just conjecture. Okay, thats uh, thats all for today. (Everyone starts to get up.) Uh Mr. Morse, can I see you for a moment?
Wayne: I-I-I saw you on stage talking to that beautiful woman, yknow Sarah?
Janice: We got the proofs back from that photo shoot, you know, the one with the little vegetables. Anyway, they pretty much sucked, so, I blew off the rest of the day, and I went shopping...(looks through her bags)... and I got you, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, I got you...
Rachel: I just don't know if the world is ready for you and your bag.
Rachel: Uh-huh. (Ross takes off his coat and sets in on a chair.) Yknow what I was, I was thinking about?
Rachel: When she sees that youre gone, shes gonna know that I let you out, and that I was in here, and Im gonna get fired!
Rachel: I didnt know you could get married here.
Ross: Why... I... I don't know. (Sandy tilts his head again) Uhm... errrr... maybe... maybe because of my father?
Phoebe: I dont know, I dont have anyone right now. Yknow?
MR. GELLER: You know, that Steffi Graf has quite a tush. I'm just saying, it's right there.
Ross: No, come on, he doesnt know this stuff. If he knew how you felt.
Ross: Yknow what? Fine! Get attacked! I dont even care!
Elizabeth: Do you know where the store is?
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Phoebe: Okay, umm, if a kid gets straight As, his parents would say, "Yeah, he pulled a Monica." Y'know? Or a fireman saves a baby, and they go, "Yeah I know, he pulled a Monica." Or someone hits a homerun and the announcer says, "Yeah, that ones outta here." Though some things dont change.
Mr. Geller: No! Thank you! (Hugs Chandler) Monica, and Ross! I dont know what Im gonna do about the two of you!
Monica: I know! I know! And he totally freaked out and I cant find him anywhere!
Monica: I know!! (calls him) (on phone) Chip? Hi! Its Monica. (listens) Kay. (listens) Kay. (listens) Okay. (listens) Okay, good-bye. (hangs up) Oh my God, we just had the best conversation!! (goes into her room as Rachel enters)
Kate: That info-mercial! For the milk carton spout thing! Youre-youre-youre the guy that doesnt know how to pour milk!!
Chandler: You know the hotels?
Joey: Doctor? Wow! I didnt know he had a nickname.
Elizabeth: Okay. I didnt know he was here. (Runs over to Rachel.)
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Monica: I know! I know.
Chandler: I know.
CHANDLER: Yeah, he's lived here for years, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about man.
Phoebe: Please, I think you know why.
Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what youre thinking, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and youre right, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
Joey: Yeah. You know why? Cause you came to me first.
Chandler: So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.
Chandler: Ah, I dont know, you tell me. Anything you ah, wanna tell me, because, if you ah, you should, if you, you would, tell me.
Joey: I know!
Ross: Yknow what? I-I-I I-I have had enough of this! Yknow, I-I-I care a great deal about your daughter and I have treated her with nothing but respect! So if-if youve got a problem with me, frankly
Paul: I wanted to be one with the waves, yknow?
Ross: Oh, I-I don't know, it's kind of expensive for a studio.
Customer: Do you know who at my office?
Customer: I dont know. (Pause) Let me see the ring.
Chandler: I know.
Phoebe: Oh I know, I helped pick out the ring.
Phoebe: You know, if you tilt your head to the left, and relax your eyes, it kinda looks like an old potato.
Rachel: Yeah. Oh I just wish we could not be married for a little bit! Yknow I just wish we could be like on a break!
Joey: Hey, yknow what? Ill come too. Im making money now; its about time I give something back.
Ross: I dont know.
Phoebe: Yknow, you are 12 years older than her.
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Chandler: Yknow, Im so glad I picked you to help me with this.