words in movies
Phoebe: I, I have to go before I put your head through a wall. (she leaves)
Ross: I'll see you in the morning (he leaves).
Ross: Damn it. It's never off the table. (he leaves the apartment)
Mike: You know, I really don't feel very comfortable making this decision. You know, Phoebe knows you better, I'm gonna let her choose. (he leaves)
(Joey leaves. Rachel gulps down what's left of her drink and grimaces.)
Monica: Im just so excited to make the presents! (Chandler does another sarcastic/scared laugh and leaves.) Shoot!
Lizzie: (leaves) See ya.
Rachel: Oh my you think Im a pushover. Well wait, watch this, you know what? Youre not invited to lunch. What do you think of that? I think thats pretty strong, thats what I think. Come on, Monica, lets go to lunch. (She leaves)
Chandler: Thanks. (The guy nods and leaves)
(She leaves.)
Phoebe: For what? I cant believe this! I gotta get out of here. (leaves)
(Chandler leaves.)
(Everyone leaves the apartment.)
Joey: Thats so sweet. (pause) Im gonna get some coffee. (gets up and leaves)
Rachel: Okay, thank you. Thatll be all. (The mail guy leaves and Tag starts to follow, but Rachel stops him.) (Excitedly) Wait! Wait! (Rushes over and closes the office-door.) Did you see that? That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us. (They kiss.)
CHANDLER: I'm going to the bathroom now. [leaves for the bathroom]
David: I-I... Oh I...I just wanna say uhm... if you do ever come to Minsk, that's my number (gives Mike a business card) We'll uhm... we'll party up Vladnik style. (He leaves again)
(She leaves)
Rachel: All right, its okay. One little setback is okay, just dont let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But Im just gonna take the-the pajmena. (Ross hands it to her.) And the uh, and the uh pants. Yknow what, Im just gonna take it all away, cause that way youll just really learn the lesson. Okay? All righty, Im gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. (Leaves with all of Jills stuff.)
Phoebe: Ok, thanks. (assistant leaves, then walks back in)
Joey: Same kind of thing happened to me! Woman pizza delivery guy come over, gives me the pizza, takes the money, and leaves!
Rachel: (entering) Forgot my purse! (Sees them kissing.) Oh, you guys made up. (To Mona) Hes a good kisser isnt he? (Ross goes to close the door on her.) Im going! (Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door.)
Ross: One Mississipi, two Mississipi, Three Mis...(the sprayer starts again, spraying him in the face and torso again) WAIT! WAIT! I'm not-I've not finished counting!! (he leaves the booth) (the assistant enters the room)
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Annie! Hi. Listen we got a problem with Joey Tribbiani, apparently he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office? Estelle, no, I don't know what I'm going to do with her. No. All right, so your husband leaves and burns down the apartment, the world does not stop.'
Mr. Heckles: Well, Im going to go into my new apartment now. (goes over to the door and opens it) Ehh! (Eric leaves)
(He leaves. Cut to Monica entering Chandler and Joey's apartment. She sneaks up to the shower door)
(She kisses him passionately,then leaves.)
Phoebe: (shouting as he leaves) If you never smoke again I'll give you seven thousand dollars!
Richard: Yeah, I understand. Take as much time as you want. (Pause) Ten, even twenty minutes if you need it. Ill be here. Not smoking. (Monica leaves.)
Ross: Well, that just leaves the big Green poker machine, who owes fifteen...
JOEY: No no, uh, don't thank me for comin' in. Uh, at least let me finish. Uh, we could take the expressway but uh, this time of day you're better off taking the budge. You were goin' for the word bridge there weren't ya. I'll have a good day. [gets up and leaves]
(As soon as Monica leaves the room, Chandler takes off his jacket and runs to the bathroom. Monica enters the bathroom to find Chandler in the bathtub.)
Luisa: I could... but I won't. If I find that monkey, he's mine. (Leaves)
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
(She leaves, obviously perturbed.)
(Rachel leaves.)
(The woman and Ross stare at each other. Finally she takes her stuff out of the machine and leaves.)
Chandler: Rachel, I love you! Deal with me first! (she leaves)
Monica: Okay. I-I can't watch. (Leaves as sits down to read the paper.)
Joey: (frustrated) Ahh! There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know, if Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike. That just leaves me and Ross and Rach, you know what I mean?
(They kiss each other on the cheek, and Rachel leaves.)
Ross: Im sorry, its just one of my last nights together before she leaves for campto be a counselor!
Amanda: (noticing the bottle of wine he has) Oh, I don't mean to be a square, but I'd really appreciate it if you wait and drink your wine after the kids are asleep? Oh uh, thanks for this, I hope I can do the same for you sometime. (She leaves)
Julie: Great! (Julie leaves)
[Ross leaves.]
GANG: Phoebs. [Phoebe leaves]
ROSS: Cat. [leaves]
RACH: Good. [Ross leaves]
FBOB: Oh yeah. See you guys. [leaves]
Joey: (excited) Thanks dude!!!This is GREAT!! (leaves Rachel very touched on the couch and goes into his room)
SUSIE: Meet me in the bathroom. [she leaves for the bathroom]
JOEY: Yeah, yeah he is. [leaves]
PHOEBE: Me too. [leaves]
ROSS: OK, see ya later, nice meeting you. [man leaves] You're welcome.
RICHARD: Ok. [leaves]
David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip! (he leaves)
Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're gonna be a daddy! All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna get me... A BABY! {she leaves)
[Tilly leaves]
PHOEBE: Uh huh, what is happening to the world? I mean, no no no, 'cause ET leaves, and and Rocky loses, Charlotte dies.
Gavin: Well I don't mind, I'll cancel. I would never miss my secretary's birthday. (leaves)
CHANDLER: See ya. [Eddie leaves]
Chandler: Okay. But if you dont come back soon, (She leaves and closes the door) theres pretty much nothing I can do about it!
RACHEL: Bye-bye Julie. [Julie leaves]
Monica: You bet your ass Im gonna fire you! Get out of my kitchen! Get out!! (Joey leaves) All right! Anybody else got a problem? How bout you Chuckles? You think this is funny now?
Chandler: All right! Fine! I'm going. But when I get back it's chair sitting, and I'm the guy who's....sitting in a chair! (leaves)
CHANDLER: Congratulations. [Chandler leaves]
Monica: I know. Thanks. (Chandler leaves)
(He leaves, but then returns a moment later.)
Joey: Hey, opposite, is opposite! (leaves)
RACH: Well. [looks at watch] Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. [she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in] OK, we're not supposed to take these when we leave.
[Ross goes over behind the guy and grabs the pie out of his hood as he leaves]
Rachel: No, hey, come on, if he asked you first, thats only fair. (leaves)
Doug: No-no, I heard what you said, funny. I like funny. (Chandler starts to leave) This team is about hard work, but its also about having fun. Good to have you aboard Bing! (smacks him on the butt, and Chandler leaves shocked.)
(Monica stares longingly at the door, after Richard leaves)
Monica: Oh, then it mustve been you. Bye. (leaves)
Monica: I'm outa here. [Monica leaves]
(Joey leaves for his bedroom, and Rachel grins. She then takes Gladys and enters Monica's apartment.)
SUSIE: Well um, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this. [she leaves with his clothes]
(Monica leaves)
(He walks out and Rachel stares at his butt as he leaves. He makes a wrong turn.)
Leslie: Okay, ah, see ya Pheebs. (leaves)
Joey: Everybody smile! (The picture is taken) Okay, thanks a lot! Enjoy your stay at Caesar's! We hope it's toga-rrific! (The family leaves.) Kill me. Kill me now.
Ross: Actually that-thats not true, in The Incredible Hulk uh, No. 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found (Sees everyone staring at him and stops.) Yknow, ugh, nevermind, my girlfriends a lesbian. (Leaves.)
(He leaves)
Ross: Fine! Its your life! (Starts to storm out mad about his failed attempt at the manipulation of his best friend and sister, but stops and tries one last time.) I just dont want to see you guys break up! Which you will do if you move in together, (Monica and Chandler just stare at him.) but thats what you want, theres nothing I can do. (Opens the door and tries one more time.) DONT DO IT!!!!! (Finally leaves.)
(Joey leaves and Monica mouths to Chandler Oh my God!)
Ross: Okay, good bye! (leaves)
Rachel: Um-hmm. (Joshua turns to look in the mirror and leaves Rachel staring at his ass.) There we go. There it is.
Mr. Waltham: Sorry old boy, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. (Them all walk away. As he leaves he mutters to Jack.) I could kill you with my thumb, you know.
(Chandler gives Joey her business card, which he eagerly grabs and he leaves.)
Monica: When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.
Vince: (to Phoebe) Look, I gotta go. I'm on call tonight. (kisses her) See you Saturday. (leaves)
(Monica leaves, and Chandler closes the door. Erica just looks at him.)
[Eddie leaves the room and Chandler mouths "Thank you" to himself]
Casey: Great! (leaves)
Joey: I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to Phoebe) Hey!
(Ross looks at her, then leaves slamming the door behind him.)
(Joey leaves with Lorraine. Chandler sits back down with Janice.)
Chandler: You gotta let me slam the door! (Leaves; slams the door)
Joey: Okay. (leaves as the phone rings)
Joey: Y'know what, hold on, let me go get Chandler. (gets up and leaves.)
Mrs. Lynch: (starting to cry) No, Im sorry. I have to go. (She leaves as Sophie arrives.)
Monica: That's what it says here. Flight 421, leaves at 8:40, Newark airport.