words in movies
Rachel: Um-hmm. (Joshua turns to look in the mirror and leaves Rachel staring at his ass.) There we go. There it is.
Phoebe: Ha-ha, its not my baby, ha-ha-ha! (He leaves.)
(Joey leaves and Monica comes up for air.)
Phoebe: Okay, I think I need to do some shopping. (Gets up and leaves.)
Rachel: For you. (Chandler leaves.)
JOEY: Alright... I've got to go shower. [leaves]
Joey: (his mood changes instantly) Just when I thought we could be friends. (he leaves the room)
(Treeger leaves and Ross notices the door.)
Phoebe: Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason. (she leaves)
Phoebe: Youre just saying that because youre my biggest fan. (The fan leaves and Joey approaches.) (To Joey) Joey listen, take good care of that guy, okay? (Points) Hes a fan. (To the fan as shes leaving) Bye! (Exits)
Joey: Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (The waitress leaves.)
Joey and Phoebe: (Ad-lib good-byes) (Phoebe leaves)
(Elizabeth leaves and Ross starts to remove his clothing right there in the middle of the living room where someone can see him. Of course, someone almost does, but he hears a door opening and )
Phoebe: Good. (After he leaves, she puts on Joey's gladiator helmet and checks herself out in the mirror) I should really start wearing hats!
Phoebe: Okay. (Reads the leaves) Umm, oh! Okay, I see a circle.
Chandler: I didnt know you read tea leaves.
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
(Phoebe goes over to speak to Janice. She talks to her for a few seconds, and then Janice immediately smiles, hugs her, waves to Chandler, and leaves.)
ROSS: Okay, good luck (kisses her and leaves)
Joey: (He looks around the room) This isnt the right room, sorry folks. (leaves)
Chandler: Lets. (Everyone gets up and leaves Rachel.)
(Mrs. Geller leaves as Ross re-enters the room.)
Monica: (opens the door wearing a robe, but leaves the chain on) Hey, whats up?
Ginger: Ah well, its nubbin. Nothing! Umm. Y'know what, Ill see you later. Okay. (She leaves and in the hall we see her shake her shoulders like when someone runs their fingernails across a blackboard.)
Phoebe: I'm out of here (She leaves)
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Phoebe: (embarrassed) I�m gonna go. (leaves to stairs)
Chandler: See ya! (he leaves the apartment)
Rachel: Oh, that would be great! (Sandy leaves for Emma's room) I love him, I love him, I love him...
Rachel: Oh, ok, thank you. (Molly leaves) (to Monica) Do you see what all the guys see in her?
(Mike leaves.� Ross closes the door behind him.)
(Treeger leaves, and Joeys dances off.)
Joey: Look, Ross, really its-its no big deal. Yknow you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we cant be friends at work, then so be it. Yknow, hey I understand. Yknow? Hey, when Im in a play and youre in the audience, I dont talk to you, right? So its yknow, its uh, its cool. Ill see you tomorrow. (Leaves)
(Molly leaves)
PHOEBE: I know, yeah. Ok, talk to him. [leaves]
(She leaves.)
(Monica leaves and Phoebe closes the door behind her and tries to lock it.)
(The waiter leaves.)
(She goes into the freezer to get it herself, and leaves the door open. The waiter from earlier comes by and closes the door.)
(He leaves.)
Joey: (after Ross leaves the room) aaand SEND! (he hits the send button)
(He leaves)
Chandler: So you know this leaves us with...
(Matthew leaves)
(Zack leaves)
(He leaves, and this girl grabs Joey and starts dancing really wild.)
Joey: If you ask me to stay, I�ll pee. (leaves)
Rachel: Come on! I think this is funny! (Ross leaves)
Rachel: Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)
Phoebe: Be cool! (They both pretend to have a nice conversation as the guard walks by, but after he leaves they both start fighting again.) Okay lady, your lurking days are over!
(Ross leaves the room)
Kori: You sick freak, who does that? I can't believe I had a crush on you! (she leaves and slams the door behind her)
Mike: (looks strangely shocked) Excuse me... (he leaves, then Phoebe realizes what she did).
Phoebe: Alright, so that leaves Chandler.
Ross: Joey! You're in charge, ok? You make sure nobody leaves! (leaves)
(Chandler leaves.)
Monica: Nope! (She turns and leaves)
Joey: (in a funny voice) Yeah, so it turns out that it wasnt the hair straightener that started the fire. (Rachel prompts him on what to say next.) No-no, it was the candles. Its very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is (Phoebe suddenly enters.) Uhh Uhh Okay. Well, I have to go now. (Phoebe leaves.)
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Joey: Yeah, and don't worry. I didn't try to sound smart at all! See ya later! (Leaves)
Rachel: Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before. (picks up the tip he leaves) Only $98.50 to go.
Joey: Whoo-hoo! (and leaves for Rachel's room)
Amy: (very excited) Oh! Great! So how much does it pay? (Ross just gives up and leaves)
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandlers.]
Phoebe: Thankfully you dont need me at all (gets up and to leave) so Okay Super aunt see you later! Rachel lets give it six to eight months (she leaves).
Joey: Damn it! (he leaves)
Ross: (Yelling) Get out! (Benjamin leaves)
JOEY: Ha-ha. [Scott leaves] Are all you processors dorks?
Missy: Right. I'll be there. (she leaves)
(Joey leaves and closes the door behind him. Chandler walks towards the living room, but then Joey enters again.)
Ross: Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five is good. (Gunther leaves, hurt) Well, I'm gonna have a loogie in my coffee tomorrow.
Monica: Ok, thank you.(the man leaves) Uh, well this is it. Are you OK?
(cut to Joey on the other side, who finally leaves the door and goes to his apartment)
Joey: Ok, ok! (He leaves)
(Monica leaves)
(She leaves the room, but Chandler runs after her. They meet in the hallway.)
Joey: I promise. And that means, never having to give a reason. (Phoebe stops herself from laughing and leaves)
Ross: Oh-oh, okay, okay! (He quickly takes off his sweater in order to put on the T-shirt. Its an old Frankie says relax T-shirt, that barely fits him. Rachel nods her head in approval of the new look.) If you dont mind Im gonna the rest of my stuff, and relax, in my favourite shirt. (Starts to leave) You have a pleasant evening. (He exits and leaves the door open.)
Chandler: Oh right, your allergies. (Monica leaves and to the chick and duck) All her, she hates you. (Chandler leaves without finishing the message for Joey.)
Ross: I'll see you in the morning (he leaves).
Realtor: Take as long as you want. Just let me know when you're through. (she leaves the room)
Ross: Good, 'cause the ladies, not so much. (shakes his head, give him a thumbs up and leaves)
(She leaves the apartment and they all stare at Ross)
(She leaves.)
Monica: Oh, okay. Alright, it's flight 421. Leaves at 8:40.
(Monica leaves.)
(Rachel leaves as well.)
Joey: (to Charlie after covering himself up again) Nice to meet ya! (Charlie waves hesitantly and Joey leaves)
Phoebe: Umm, the street. Come on, lets go to the street. Ooh, listen, dont go onto the balcony until after I get back. (Leaves)
(Rachel leaves.)
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
Isabella: ...because I have a list of five goofy coffee house guys and yesterday I bumped you for that guy over there. (points at a guy and leaves)
Chandler: Oh-ho-ho-ho-no! No! No switching! No sharing, and dont come crying to me! Ha-ha-ha! I may just sit here and have my cake all day! Just sit here in the hallway and eat my (Rachel knocks the plate from his hand and it falls on the floor. That process leaves just the forkful Chandler has, Rachel starts to go after that little bit and Chandler retreats into his apartment.)
Mike: Me too. (He leaves. A few moments later, he enters again.) You know what? I just realised something. I don't wanna go home.
[Fun Bobby leaves and Monica goes back inside.]
Dr. Harad: Just-just to clarify, I'm not Fonzie. (Phoebe nods in agreement as he leaves.)
Monica: Bye. (Leaves to resume her garbage removal task.)
Rachel: (Is embarrassed for a moment, but it quickly passes) Well, now I don't have to. (The man leaves instantly)
RACHEL: OK. [they go to kiss but everyone's watching so Ross just kisses her on the top of her head and leaves]
Phoebe: Thats right, exactly. (sees them) All right, its a good bye kiss, thats good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what Im saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, Ive decided Im gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).
(Ross leaves to do so and Rachel enters with a guy.)
Monica: This was fun! But I've got an invasive vaginal exam to get to! (leaves)