words in movies
Ross: Oh-oh, okay, okay! (He quickly takes off his sweater in order to put on the T-shirt. Its an old Frankie says relax T-shirt, that barely fits him. Rachel nods her head in approval of the new look.) If you dont mind Im gonna the rest of my stuff, and relax, in my favourite shirt. (Starts to leave) You have a pleasant evening. (He exits and leaves the door open.)
Monica: Absolutely! (He goes to kiss her, but she stops him and rubs his head and says...) Now get out of here you!! (Pete leaves) (to the gang) Okay, Im running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where theres no future? Either theyre too old, or theyre too young, and then theres Pete whos-whos crazy about me, and whos absolutely perfect for me, and theres like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like somethings wrong with me?!
(He takes the scissors, cuts the ribbon, shakes her hand, posses for the picture, and leaves.)
Phoebe: I, I have to go before I put your head through a wall. (she leaves)
Chandler: (disgusted) I think it just fell off. (Leaves)
(He leaves the gang in stunned silence.)
Joey: I AM NOT GONNA HELP YOU DO THAT! Goodbye! (he leaves)
Jasmine: Fine. (starts to leave, and points at Frank) I dont like you!! (leaves)
Ross: Yeah, all right, its a date. (He leaves)
Joey: Bye-bye. (The interviewer leaves and he sits down with the rest of the gang.) I did it!
Joey: But it happens? (waiter leaves) I�m gotta go to the bathroom.
Ross: Damn it. It's never off the table. (he leaves the apartment)
Rachel: Okay. (After Paul leaves Rachel drops to the floor to confront Ross.) What?! What are you doing here?!
(Joey leaves. Rachel gulps down what's left of her drink and grimaces.)
Mike: You know, I really don't feel very comfortable making this decision. You know, Phoebe knows you better, I'm gonna let her choose. (he leaves)
Rachel: Oh my you think Im a pushover. Well wait, watch this, you know what? Youre not invited to lunch. What do you think of that? I think thats pretty strong, thats what I think. Come on, Monica, lets go to lunch. (She leaves)
Monica: Im just so excited to make the presents! (Chandler does another sarcastic/scared laugh and leaves.) Shoot!
Lizzie: (leaves) See ya.
Chandler: Thanks. (The guy nods and leaves)
(She leaves.)
Phoebe: For what? I cant believe this! I gotta get out of here. (leaves)
Rachel: All right, its okay. One little setback is okay, just dont let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But Im just gonna take the-the pajmena. (Ross hands it to her.) And the uh, and the uh pants. Yknow what, Im just gonna take it all away, cause that way youll just really learn the lesson. Okay? All righty, Im gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. (Leaves with all of Jills stuff.)
(Chandler leaves.)
(Everyone leaves the apartment.)
Joey: Thats so sweet. (pause) Im gonna get some coffee. (gets up and leaves)
Rachel: Okay, thank you. Thatll be all. (The mail guy leaves and Tag starts to follow, but Rachel stops him.) (Excitedly) Wait! Wait! (Rushes over and closes the office-door.) Did you see that? That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us. (They kiss.)
CHANDLER: I'm going to the bathroom now. [leaves for the bathroom]
David: I-I... Oh I...I just wanna say uhm... if you do ever come to Minsk, that's my number (gives Mike a business card) We'll uhm... we'll party up Vladnik style. (He leaves again)
(She leaves)
Rachel: (entering) Forgot my purse! (Sees them kissing.) Oh, you guys made up. (To Mona) Hes a good kisser isnt he? (Ross goes to close the door on her.) Im going! (Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door.)
Joey: Same kind of thing happened to me! Woman pizza delivery guy come over, gives me the pizza, takes the money, and leaves!
Phoebe: Ok, thanks. (assistant leaves, then walks back in)
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Annie! Hi. Listen we got a problem with Joey Tribbiani, apparently he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office? Estelle, no, I don't know what I'm going to do with her. No. All right, so your husband leaves and burns down the apartment, the world does not stop.'
(He leaves. Cut to Monica entering Chandler and Joey's apartment. She sneaks up to the shower door)
Ross: One Mississipi, two Mississipi, Three Mis...(the sprayer starts again, spraying him in the face and torso again) WAIT! WAIT! I'm not-I've not finished counting!! (he leaves the booth) (the assistant enters the room)
(She kisses him passionately,then leaves.)
Mr. Heckles: Well, Im going to go into my new apartment now. (goes over to the door and opens it) Ehh! (Eric leaves)
Phoebe: (shouting as he leaves) If you never smoke again I'll give you seven thousand dollars!
Richard: Yeah, I understand. Take as much time as you want. (Pause) Ten, even twenty minutes if you need it. Ill be here. Not smoking. (Monica leaves.)
JOEY: No no, uh, don't thank me for comin' in. Uh, at least let me finish. Uh, we could take the expressway but uh, this time of day you're better off taking the budge. You were goin' for the word bridge there weren't ya. I'll have a good day. [gets up and leaves]
(She leaves, obviously perturbed.)
Ross: Well, that just leaves the big Green poker machine, who owes fifteen...
(As soon as Monica leaves the room, Chandler takes off his jacket and runs to the bathroom. Monica enters the bathroom to find Chandler in the bathtub.)
Luisa: I could... but I won't. If I find that monkey, he's mine. (Leaves)
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
(The woman and Ross stare at each other. Finally she takes her stuff out of the machine and leaves.)
Chandler: Rachel, I love you! Deal with me first! (she leaves)
(They kiss each other on the cheek, and Rachel leaves.)
Monica: Okay. I-I can't watch. (Leaves as sits down to read the paper.)
(Rachel leaves.)
Julie: Great! (Julie leaves)
Joey: (frustrated) Ahh! There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know, if Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike. That just leaves me and Ross and Rach, you know what I mean?
Amanda: (noticing the bottle of wine he has) Oh, I don't mean to be a square, but I'd really appreciate it if you wait and drink your wine after the kids are asleep? Oh uh, thanks for this, I hope I can do the same for you sometime. (She leaves)
GANG: Phoebs. [Phoebe leaves]
ROSS: Cat. [leaves]
RACH: Good. [Ross leaves]
[Ross leaves.]
FBOB: Oh yeah. See you guys. [leaves]
SUSIE: Meet me in the bathroom. [she leaves for the bathroom]
Joey: (excited) Thanks dude!!!This is GREAT!! (leaves Rachel very touched on the couch and goes into his room)
Ross: Im sorry, its just one of my last nights together before she leaves for campto be a counselor!
Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're gonna be a daddy! All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna get me... A BABY! {she leaves)
ROSS: OK, see ya later, nice meeting you. [man leaves] You're welcome.
RICHARD: Ok. [leaves]
PHOEBE: Me too. [leaves]
JOEY: Yeah, yeah he is. [leaves]
CHANDLER: See ya. [Eddie leaves]
David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip! (he leaves)
Chandler: Okay. But if you dont come back soon, (She leaves and closes the door) theres pretty much nothing I can do about it!
[Tilly leaves]
PHOEBE: Uh huh, what is happening to the world? I mean, no no no, 'cause ET leaves, and and Rocky loses, Charlotte dies.
Gavin: Well I don't mind, I'll cancel. I would never miss my secretary's birthday. (leaves)
CHANDLER: Congratulations. [Chandler leaves]
Chandler: All right! Fine! I'm going. But when I get back it's chair sitting, and I'm the guy who's....sitting in a chair! (leaves)
Monica: You bet your ass Im gonna fire you! Get out of my kitchen! Get out!! (Joey leaves) All right! Anybody else got a problem? How bout you Chuckles? You think this is funny now?
RACH: Well. [looks at watch] Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. [she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in] OK, we're not supposed to take these when we leave.
RACHEL: Bye-bye Julie. [Julie leaves]
(He leaves, but then returns a moment later.)
Joey: Hey, opposite, is opposite! (leaves)
Monica: I know. Thanks. (Chandler leaves)
Doug: No-no, I heard what you said, funny. I like funny. (Chandler starts to leave) This team is about hard work, but its also about having fun. Good to have you aboard Bing! (smacks him on the butt, and Chandler leaves shocked.)
[Ross goes over behind the guy and grabs the pie out of his hood as he leaves]
Monica: Oh, then it mustve been you. Bye. (leaves)
(Monica stares longingly at the door, after Richard leaves)
Rachel: No, hey, come on, if he asked you first, thats only fair. (leaves)
(Joey leaves for his bedroom, and Rachel grins. She then takes Gladys and enters Monica's apartment.)
Monica: I'm outa here. [Monica leaves]
SUSIE: Well um, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this. [she leaves with his clothes]
(Monica leaves)
Leslie: Okay, ah, see ya Pheebs. (leaves)
Joey: Everybody smile! (The picture is taken) Okay, thanks a lot! Enjoy your stay at Caesar's! We hope it's toga-rrific! (The family leaves.) Kill me. Kill me now.
(Joey leaves and Monica mouths to Chandler Oh my God!)
Ross: Actually that-thats not true, in The Incredible Hulk uh, No. 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found (Sees everyone staring at him and stops.) Yknow, ugh, nevermind, my girlfriends a lesbian. (Leaves.)
(He walks out and Rachel stares at his butt as he leaves. He makes a wrong turn.)
Ross: Fine! Its your life! (Starts to storm out mad about his failed attempt at the manipulation of his best friend and sister, but stops and tries one last time.) I just dont want to see you guys break up! Which you will do if you move in together, (Monica and Chandler just stare at him.) but thats what you want, theres nothing I can do. (Opens the door and tries one more time.) DONT DO IT!!!!! (Finally leaves.)
Ross: Okay, good bye! (leaves)
Joey: I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to Phoebe) Hey!
(He leaves)
Rachel: Um-hmm. (Joshua turns to look in the mirror and leaves Rachel staring at his ass.) There we go. There it is.
Mr. Waltham: Sorry old boy, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. (Them all walk away. As he leaves he mutters to Jack.) I could kill you with my thumb, you know.
Monica: When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.
Vince: (to Phoebe) Look, I gotta go. I'm on call tonight. (kisses her) See you Saturday. (leaves)
(Ross looks at her, then leaves slamming the door behind him.)