words in movies
Phoebe: I cannot believe I can't find a selfless good deed! Y'know that old guy that lives next to me? Well, I snuck over there and-and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me and force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!
(Joey leaves and Monica mouths to Chandler Oh my God!)
Ross: Okay, good bye! (leaves)
(He leaves)
Rachel: Um-hmm. (Joshua turns to look in the mirror and leaves Rachel staring at his ass.) There we go. There it is.
Mr. Waltham: Sorry old boy, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. (Them all walk away. As he leaves he mutters to Jack.) I could kill you with my thumb, you know.
Monica: When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.
Joey: I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to Phoebe) Hey!
(Ross looks at her, then leaves slamming the door behind him.)
(Joey leaves with Lorraine. Chandler sits back down with Janice.)
Vince: (to Phoebe) Look, I gotta go. I'm on call tonight. (kisses her) See you Saturday. (leaves)
Chandler: You gotta let me slam the door! (Leaves; slams the door)
(Monica leaves, and Chandler closes the door. Erica just looks at him.)
[Eddie leaves the room and Chandler mouths "Thank you" to himself]
Casey: Great! (leaves)
Joey: Y'know what, hold on, let me go get Chandler. (gets up and leaves.)
(Chandler gives Joey her business card, which he eagerly grabs and he leaves.)
Monica: That's what it says here. Flight 421, leaves at 8:40, Newark airport.
Joey: Okay. (leaves as the phone rings)
Mrs. Lynch: (starting to cry) No, Im sorry. I have to go. (She leaves as Sophie arrives.)
Guy: Yeah. All right. (They guy gets his sample and leaves.)
[Scene: The Theater, the play has ended and everyone is applauding. As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily.]
Mr. Geller: There was also leaves and guk and stuff.
David: That's fair, you've had a long trip. (he leaves his seat to Mike, and stands there looking for a chair. He finally goes to Monica and Chandler's table)
Dr. Green: This is nice. I pay two hundred dollars for dinner, you put down twenty, and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot. You really want to be Mr. Big Shot? Here, Ill tell you what, you pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot, all right. (rips up the bill, and throws it at Ross, then leaves)
JOEY: Thanks for coming Mrs. Greene. [grabs her and kisses her to distract her. She goes limp in his arms. Mr. Greene leaves.] Well, ok, you take care.
STRANGER: Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by. [leaves flowers on bar]
Emily: Right, Ive got to be off, Ill see ya. Buh-bye then. (She leaves.)
Chandler: Well, the heart wants what it wants. Ill see you later. (He runs off and leaves her with the bill, which the waiter promptly delivers.)
(she slaps him in the face, Mike looks like he doesn't believe what just happened. Precious leaves, and he turns to Phoebe.)
(He goes to the bathroom and after he leaves Rachel goes through his coat and grabs the keys along with a $20 bill. The woman from before watches her do this.)
(He leaves.)
(As she leaves, a beautiful woman enters and sits down across from the boys.)
Phoebe: Ha-ha, its not my baby, ha-ha-ha! (He leaves.)
(She gets up and leaves, Chandler waves good-bye with one finger extended through the air hole. Ross glares at Joey.)
Chandler: It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know? I mean its bad enough that Im in love with my roommates girlfriendwhich by the way, I think she knows. Because every time were in the room together theres this weird like energy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen her naked. I mean at least when Ive seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, shes smooth! Smooth! (leaves)
Alice: You think about it. (Leaves)
[Back at the table. Joey and Ross return. Shortly, Chandler comes out, holding the stall door in front of him, and leaves.]
Rachel: Good. (Ross leaves)
(Ross looks at her, then leaves slamming the door behind him.)
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Phoebe: Okay. (Looks at the leaves.) Ooh, I see a ladder. (Checks the book) Which can mean either a promotion or a violent death.
Monica: Absolutely! (He goes to kiss her, but she stops him and rubs his head and says...) Now get out of here you!! (Pete leaves) (to the gang) Okay, Im running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where theres no future? Either theyre too old, or theyre too young, and then theres Pete whos-whos crazy about me, and whos absolutely perfect for me, and theres like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like somethings wrong with me?!
PHOEBE: Um, the matador. [Duncan leaves] Ole, ha ha ha.
(Dan leaves as Chandler enters.)
RACHEL: I'm off my break now so uh, um here you take this [hands back Ben] and um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. Ok. Oh look at that, I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot. Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door? [leaves]
Monica: Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs. Green.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If youre in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call herHello Mrs. Green! Hi, its Monica Geller.
Danny: Take care. (Leaves.)
(He leaves and she closes the door.)
(Joey leaves and Monica comes up for air.)
Phoebe: Whoa! (The player leaves and to Joey) I kinda liked it.
Danny: You two could really hit it off! I'm gonna go mingle. (Leaves.)
Ross: Oh, thanks! (Takes it and throws it back into the box and leaves.)
(Everyone except Frank leaves.)
Phoebe: And Tim I just wanna say, good luck here. (Shakes his hand and leaves, which disgusts Monica.)
Monica: Thank you. (Leaves.)
(She opens the door and he leaves.)
Monica: Ross, Rachel promised it would be over by now. We seriously have to go, if we want to get to Vermont. I called them and the last train leaves in a half hour.
Rachel: Ross, you know what? (looks over to the door and sees security staring at them) Okay, let's talk about it later, there comes security. (Takes her box and leaves. Ross follows her and then returns for the chair. He stands for a moment, then pushes it quickly in the general direction Rachel went into, and out of the camera's view, and then nonchalantly walks away)
(Ross looks at her, then leaves slamming the door behind him.)
Rachel: Yeah! (Monica gives a sarcastic thumbs up) (Josh leaves) I am soo gonna marry that guy. (looking in her wallet) Ohhh!
Monica: Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment.)
(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Janice.' Janice enters.)
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm gonna go back to being Street Phoebe. Yeah! Oh but, y'know what? I can't go totally back because Street Phoebe really wouldn't be friends with you guys. Sorry. (Leaves.)
Phoebe: Okay, whatever. Yknow what? I dont have time have time to convince you because hes only here for four hours, and Im gonna go see him! (Gets up and leaves.)
(Rachel slowly leaves the apartment.)
(Monica leaves and Chandler moves to talk to Phoebe.)
[Rachel leaves, and Ross follows her into the hall.]
(Ross turns and leaves.)
(Mr. Waltham admires Joshuas butt as he leaves.)
Monica: When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.
Joey: Thank you. Cha-ching! (Chandler starts to leave) Oh, well hello Mr. Lincoln. Better luck next time buddy. (Chandler leaves and closes the door) And the drinks are on me!
Joey: Yeah, okay. (Leaves)
(Chandler sees Phoebe breaking up with Tony. She talks to him for a few seconds, hugs him, and then he leaves. Chandler is amazed how easy it was for her.)
Chandler: Be right there sweetums. (Monica leaves. To Joey.) A totally different situation.
[Janine leaves]
Joey: Ohh, I love birds. (Monica leaves. Chandler shuts the door.)
[Joey leaves]
[Rachel leaves]
Ross: Gimme this. (Grabs the herbalists card and leaves.)
[Rachel leaves to the balcony.]
(Janine leaves)
(Ross leaves, and after the door closes, Joey gives him the loser sign.)
Monica: Find some! Please! Anything that doesnt say I-I died tragically in France. (Joey leaves to find clothes.)
(He takes the scissors, cuts the ribbon, shakes her hand, posses for the picture, and leaves.)
(Chandler leaves dejectedly. When the door closes Rachel and Phoebe jump out from behind the curtains and scream )
(Monica leaves the room)
Ross: Okay! (She leaves.) (To Chandler and Joey.) Hey!
Monica: (to Phoebe) You start working on that list. (She grabs her coat and leaves, too.)
Joshua: Yeah, that would be fantastic! My-my nephew is crazy about the Knicks! This is fantastic, thank you so much Rachel. (He takes the tickets and leaves as Mr. Waltham returns.)
Paul: Ill call you later. Bye Ross. (Leaves)
Joey: Great! (Takes his coffee and leaves.)
Joey: Okay. Yeah. (She leaves and he goes to pick up a box marked books, but decides to take the box marked pillows instead.) Yeah, Ill grab this one. (He follows her upstairs.)
Ross: No problem, ok, mmmwa (kisses Carol) oh, mmmwa (kisses Carol's stomach, then punches Susan's shoulder) Susan... (Ross leaves.)
Chandler: I can tell from your expressions that that's the good news you were hoping for... Well, I'm gonna go continue to... spread the joy.(Chandler leaves the apartment. Joey sighs)
Joey: Ah! (Points to door) Huh? (Leaves and slams the door)
(She leaves, Chandler sighs, and falls back on his bed.)
(Ross wants to say something, but just smiles and leaves.)
Rachel: Gay? Yeah. (Kathy leaves dejectedly.)
(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Janice.' Janice enters.)
Ross: Yes, yes it is. Its uh (Aunt Millie uses this opportunity to grab Ross and kiss him on the lips. After she leaves Ross quickly wipes his mouth with a napkin.) Every time on the lips! Why?! Why on lips?!