words in movies
Mona: Oh hey, thanks again for showing me your semi-precious stone collection. It was amazing! (She leaves.)
Rachel: I know, I get it, but Mona, what relationship is not complicated? I mean we all have our baggage! You must too! Why else would you still be single? (Mona looks at her.) I am so gonna leave right now. (Ross opens the door for her and she leaves.)
Rachel: (entering) Forgot my purse! (Sees them kissing.) Oh, you guys made up. (To Mona) Hes a good kisser isnt he? (Ross goes to close the door on her.) Im going! (Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door.)
(As soon as Monica leaves the room, Chandler takes off his jacket and runs to the bathroom. Monica enters the bathroom to find Chandler in the bathtub.)
Luisa: I could... but I won't. If I find that monkey, he's mine. (Leaves)
(She leaves, obviously perturbed.)
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
(The woman and Ross stare at each other. Finally she takes her stuff out of the machine and leaves.)
Chandler: Rachel, I love you! Deal with me first! (she leaves)
Monica: Okay. I-I can't watch. (Leaves as sits down to read the paper.)
(Rachel leaves.)
(They kiss each other on the cheek, and Rachel leaves.)
Joey: (frustrated) Ahh! There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know, if Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike. That just leaves me and Ross and Rach, you know what I mean?
Amanda: (noticing the bottle of wine he has) Oh, I don't mean to be a square, but I'd really appreciate it if you wait and drink your wine after the kids are asleep? Oh uh, thanks for this, I hope I can do the same for you sometime. (She leaves)
Julie: Great! (Julie leaves)
ROSS: Cat. [leaves]
RACH: Good. [Ross leaves]
[Ross leaves.]
GANG: Phoebs. [Phoebe leaves]
Joey: (excited) Thanks dude!!!This is GREAT!! (leaves Rachel very touched on the couch and goes into his room)
FBOB: Oh yeah. See you guys. [leaves]
Ross: Im sorry, its just one of my last nights together before she leaves for campto be a counselor!
ROSS: OK, see ya later, nice meeting you. [man leaves] You're welcome.
SUSIE: Meet me in the bathroom. [she leaves for the bathroom]
RICHARD: Ok. [leaves]
Chandler: Okay. But if you dont come back soon, (She leaves and closes the door) theres pretty much nothing I can do about it!
CHANDLER: See ya. [Eddie leaves]
Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're gonna be a daddy! All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna get me... A BABY! {she leaves)
PHOEBE: Me too. [leaves]
JOEY: Yeah, yeah he is. [leaves]
[Tilly leaves]
Joey: Hey, opposite, is opposite! (leaves)
PHOEBE: Uh huh, what is happening to the world? I mean, no no no, 'cause ET leaves, and and Rocky loses, Charlotte dies.
Monica: You bet your ass Im gonna fire you! Get out of my kitchen! Get out!! (Joey leaves) All right! Anybody else got a problem? How bout you Chuckles? You think this is funny now?
David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip! (he leaves)
Gavin: Well I don't mind, I'll cancel. I would never miss my secretary's birthday. (leaves)
Chandler: All right! Fine! I'm going. But when I get back it's chair sitting, and I'm the guy who's....sitting in a chair! (leaves)
CHANDLER: Congratulations. [Chandler leaves]
RACHEL: Bye-bye Julie. [Julie leaves]
RACH: Well. [looks at watch] Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. [she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in] OK, we're not supposed to take these when we leave.
(He leaves, but then returns a moment later.)
[Ross goes over behind the guy and grabs the pie out of his hood as he leaves]
Monica: I know. Thanks. (Chandler leaves)
Rachel: No, hey, come on, if he asked you first, thats only fair. (leaves)
Monica: Oh, then it mustve been you. Bye. (leaves)
Doug: No-no, I heard what you said, funny. I like funny. (Chandler starts to leave) This team is about hard work, but its also about having fun. Good to have you aboard Bing! (smacks him on the butt, and Chandler leaves shocked.)
(Monica stares longingly at the door, after Richard leaves)
(Joey leaves for his bedroom, and Rachel grins. She then takes Gladys and enters Monica's apartment.)
(Monica leaves)
Monica: I'm outa here. [Monica leaves]
SUSIE: Well um, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this. [she leaves with his clothes]
Joey: Everybody smile! (The picture is taken) Okay, thanks a lot! Enjoy your stay at Caesar's! We hope it's toga-rrific! (The family leaves.) Kill me. Kill me now.
Ross: Actually that-thats not true, in The Incredible Hulk uh, No. 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found (Sees everyone staring at him and stops.) Yknow, ugh, nevermind, my girlfriends a lesbian. (Leaves.)
Leslie: Okay, ah, see ya Pheebs. (leaves)
(He walks out and Rachel stares at his butt as he leaves. He makes a wrong turn.)
Mr. Waltham: Sorry old boy, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. (Them all walk away. As he leaves he mutters to Jack.) I could kill you with my thumb, you know.
Ross: Fine! Its your life! (Starts to storm out mad about his failed attempt at the manipulation of his best friend and sister, but stops and tries one last time.) I just dont want to see you guys break up! Which you will do if you move in together, (Monica and Chandler just stare at him.) but thats what you want, theres nothing I can do. (Opens the door and tries one more time.) DONT DO IT!!!!! (Finally leaves.)
(Joey leaves and Monica mouths to Chandler Oh my God!)
Ross: Okay, good bye! (leaves)
(He leaves)
Rachel: Um-hmm. (Joshua turns to look in the mirror and leaves Rachel staring at his ass.) There we go. There it is.
(Ross looks at her, then leaves slamming the door behind him.)
Joey: I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to Phoebe) Hey!
Monica: When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.
(Monica leaves, and Chandler closes the door. Erica just looks at him.)
(Joey leaves with Lorraine. Chandler sits back down with Janice.)
Vince: (to Phoebe) Look, I gotta go. I'm on call tonight. (kisses her) See you Saturday. (leaves)
Chandler: You gotta let me slam the door! (Leaves; slams the door)
Casey: Great! (leaves)
[Eddie leaves the room and Chandler mouths "Thank you" to himself]
Joey: Y'know what, hold on, let me go get Chandler. (gets up and leaves.)
(Chandler gives Joey her business card, which he eagerly grabs and he leaves.)
Joey: Okay. (leaves as the phone rings)
Monica: That's what it says here. Flight 421, leaves at 8:40, Newark airport.
Mrs. Lynch: (starting to cry) No, Im sorry. I have to go. (She leaves as Sophie arrives.)
[Scene: The Theater, the play has ended and everyone is applauding. As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily.]
Guy: Yeah. All right. (They guy gets his sample and leaves.)
David: That's fair, you've had a long trip. (he leaves his seat to Mike, and stands there looking for a chair. He finally goes to Monica and Chandler's table)
JOEY: Thanks for coming Mrs. Greene. [grabs her and kisses her to distract her. She goes limp in his arms. Mr. Greene leaves.] Well, ok, you take care.
Mr. Geller: There was also leaves and guk and stuff.
STRANGER: Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by. [leaves flowers on bar]
Chandler: Well, the heart wants what it wants. Ill see you later. (He runs off and leaves her with the bill, which the waiter promptly delivers.)
Dr. Green: This is nice. I pay two hundred dollars for dinner, you put down twenty, and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot. You really want to be Mr. Big Shot? Here, Ill tell you what, you pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot, all right. (rips up the bill, and throws it at Ross, then leaves)
Emily: Right, Ive got to be off, Ill see ya. Buh-bye then. (She leaves.)
(He goes to the bathroom and after he leaves Rachel goes through his coat and grabs the keys along with a $20 bill. The woman from before watches her do this.)
[Back at the table. Joey and Ross return. Shortly, Chandler comes out, holding the stall door in front of him, and leaves.]
Alice: You think about it. (Leaves)
(He leaves.)
(As she leaves, a beautiful woman enters and sits down across from the boys.)
Rachel: Good. (Ross leaves)
Phoebe: Ha-ha, its not my baby, ha-ha-ha! (He leaves.)
(She gets up and leaves, Chandler waves good-bye with one finger extended through the air hole. Ross glares at Joey.)
(Ross looks at her, then leaves slamming the door behind him.)
Chandler: It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know? I mean its bad enough that Im in love with my roommates girlfriendwhich by the way, I think she knows. Because every time were in the room together theres this weird like energy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen her naked. I mean at least when Ive seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, shes smooth! Smooth! (leaves)
(she slaps him in the face, Mike looks like he doesn't believe what just happened. Precious leaves, and he turns to Phoebe.)
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Monica: Absolutely! (He goes to kiss her, but she stops him and rubs his head and says...) Now get out of here you!! (Pete leaves) (to the gang) Okay, Im running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where theres no future? Either theyre too old, or theyre too young, and then theres Pete whos-whos crazy about me, and whos absolutely perfect for me, and theres like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like somethings wrong with me?!
Phoebe: Okay. (Looks at the leaves.) Ooh, I see a ladder. (Checks the book) Which can mean either a promotion or a violent death.
(Dan leaves as Chandler enters.)
Monica: Thank you. (Leaves.)
Monica: Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs. Green.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If youre in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call herHello Mrs. Green! Hi, its Monica Geller.
Danny: Take care. (Leaves.)
PHOEBE: Um, the matador. [Duncan leaves] Ole, ha ha ha.