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(He walks out and Rachel stares at his butt as he leaves. He makes a wrong turn.)
Joshua: Yeah, that would be fantastic! My-my nephew is crazy about the Knicks! This is fantastic, thank you so much Rachel. (He takes the tickets and leaves as Mr. Waltham returns.)
(Mr. Waltham admires Joshuas butt as he leaves.)
Joey: Ah! (Points to door) Huh? (Leaves and slams the door)
Rachel: Gay? Yeah. (Kathy leaves dejectedly.)
(Ross wants to say something, but just smiles and leaves.)
Joey: Wha-a how about this: Another table leaves, right? But there�s still some food left on their place, okay, what�s the restaurant�s policy about people eatin� that?
Joey: Warm milk and Excedrin P.M. (Ross just leaves.)
(She grabs her bag and leaves, Joey moves a little quicker to his apartment, leaving Monica and Chandler alone.)
Ross: Yes, yes it is. Its uh (Aunt Millie uses this opportunity to grab Ross and kiss him on the lips. After she leaves Ross quickly wipes his mouth with a napkin.) Every time on the lips! Why?! Why on lips?!
[Ross leaves to find Karl. Rachel takes a peek under the loincloth of one of the display models.]
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
Rachel: Hey. (After she leaves.) Oh, poor Pheebs.
Monica: Well you should be embarrassed. (Leaves.)
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, of course you were sleeping with him. Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you werent sleeping with anybody there. Though, at least that would be something. (Leaves)
Rachel: All right, straight, and not subtle. (The man gets up and leaves.)
Rachel: For you. (Chandler leaves.)
(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Janice.' Janice enters.)
(Joey leaves and Monica comes up for air.)
Phoebe: Okay, I think I need to do some shopping. (Gets up and leaves.)
(Treeger leaves and Ross notices the door.)
JOEY: Alright... I've got to go shower. [leaves]
Joey: (his mood changes instantly) Just when I thought we could be friends. (he leaves the room)
Phoebe: Good. (After he leaves, she puts on Joey's gladiator helmet and checks herself out in the mirror) I should really start wearing hats!
Phoebe: Youre just saying that because youre my biggest fan. (The fan leaves and Joey approaches.) (To Joey) Joey listen, take good care of that guy, okay? (Points) Hes a fan. (To the fan as shes leaving) Bye! (Exits)
Phoebe: Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason. (she leaves)
(Elizabeth leaves and Ross starts to remove his clothing right there in the middle of the living room where someone can see him. Of course, someone almost does, but he hears a door opening and )
Joey and Phoebe: (Ad-lib good-byes) (Phoebe leaves)
ROSS: Okay, good luck (kisses her and leaves)
Joey: Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (The waitress leaves.)
Phoebe: Okay. (Reads the leaves) Umm, oh! Okay, I see a circle.
Chandler: I didnt know you read tea leaves.
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
(Phoebe goes over to speak to Janice. She talks to her for a few seconds, and then Janice immediately smiles, hugs her, waves to Chandler, and leaves.)
Monica: (opens the door wearing a robe, but leaves the chain on) Hey, whats up?
Chandler: Lets. (Everyone gets up and leaves Rachel.)
Joey: (He looks around the room) This isnt the right room, sorry folks. (leaves)
(Mrs. Geller leaves as Ross re-enters the room.)
Phoebe: I'm out of here (She leaves)
Ginger: Ah well, its nubbin. Nothing! Umm. Y'know what, Ill see you later. Okay. (She leaves and in the hall we see her shake her shoulders like when someone runs their fingernails across a blackboard.)
Rachel: Oh, ok, thank you. (Molly leaves) (to Monica) Do you see what all the guys see in her?
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Rachel: Oh, that would be great! (Sandy leaves for Emma's room) I love him, I love him, I love him...
Chandler: See ya! (he leaves the apartment)
(Mike leaves.� Ross closes the door behind him.)
Phoebe: (embarrassed) I�m gonna go. (leaves to stairs)
Joey: Look, Ross, really its-its no big deal. Yknow you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we cant be friends at work, then so be it. Yknow, hey I understand. Yknow? Hey, when Im in a play and youre in the audience, I dont talk to you, right? So its yknow, its uh, its cool. Ill see you tomorrow. (Leaves)
(Molly leaves)
PHOEBE: I know, yeah. Ok, talk to him. [leaves]
(Treeger leaves, and Joeys dances off.)
(She leaves.)
(The waiter leaves.)
(Monica leaves and Phoebe closes the door behind her and tries to lock it.)
Joey: (after Ross leaves the room) aaand SEND! (he hits the send button)
(He leaves.)
(She goes into the freezer to get it herself, and leaves the door open. The waiter from earlier comes by and closes the door.)
(He leaves)
(He leaves, and this girl grabs Joey and starts dancing really wild.)
(Zack leaves)
Joey: If you ask me to stay, I�ll pee. (leaves)
Rachel: Come on! I think this is funny! (Ross leaves)
Chandler: So you know this leaves us with...
(Matthew leaves)
Phoebe: Be cool! (They both pretend to have a nice conversation as the guard walks by, but after he leaves they both start fighting again.) Okay lady, your lurking days are over!
Rachel: Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)
(Ross leaves the room)
Kori: You sick freak, who does that? I can't believe I had a crush on you! (she leaves and slams the door behind her)
(Chandler leaves.)
Monica: Nope! (She turns and leaves)
Phoebe: Alright, so that leaves Chandler.
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Joey: (in a funny voice) Yeah, so it turns out that it wasnt the hair straightener that started the fire. (Rachel prompts him on what to say next.) No-no, it was the candles. Its very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is (Phoebe suddenly enters.) Uhh Uhh Okay. Well, I have to go now. (Phoebe leaves.)
Ross: Joey! You're in charge, ok? You make sure nobody leaves! (leaves)
Joey: Yeah, and don't worry. I didn't try to sound smart at all! See ya later! (Leaves)
Amy: (very excited) Oh! Great! So how much does it pay? (Ross just gives up and leaves)
Mike: (looks strangely shocked) Excuse me... (he leaves, then Phoebe realizes what she did).
Ross: (Yelling) Get out! (Benjamin leaves)
Phoebe: Thankfully you dont need me at all (gets up and to leave) so Okay Super aunt see you later! Rachel lets give it six to eight months (she leaves).
Joey: Damn it! (he leaves)
Rachel: Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before. (picks up the tip he leaves) Only $98.50 to go.
Joey: Whoo-hoo! (and leaves for Rachel's room)
JOEY: Ha-ha. [Scott leaves] Are all you processors dorks?
(Joey leaves and closes the door behind him. Chandler walks towards the living room, but then Joey enters again.)
(cut to Joey on the other side, who finally leaves the door and goes to his apartment)
Joey: Ok, ok! (He leaves)
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandlers.]
Monica: Ok, thank you.(the man leaves) Uh, well this is it. Are you OK?
(Monica leaves)
Ross: Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five is good. (Gunther leaves, hurt) Well, I'm gonna have a loogie in my coffee tomorrow.
(She leaves the room, but Chandler runs after her. They meet in the hallway.)
Realtor: Take as long as you want. Just let me know when you're through. (she leaves the room)
Missy: Right. I'll be there. (she leaves)
Ross: Oh-oh, okay, okay! (He quickly takes off his sweater in order to put on the T-shirt. Its an old Frankie says relax T-shirt, that barely fits him. Rachel nods her head in approval of the new look.) If you dont mind Im gonna the rest of my stuff, and relax, in my favourite shirt. (Starts to leave) You have a pleasant evening. (He exits and leaves the door open.)
Joey: I promise. And that means, never having to give a reason. (Phoebe stops herself from laughing and leaves)
Ross: I'll see you in the morning (he leaves).
Ross: Good, 'cause the ladies, not so much. (shakes his head, give him a thumbs up and leaves)
(She leaves.)
(She leaves the apartment and they all stare at Ross)
(Rachel leaves.)
Joey: (to Charlie after covering himself up again) Nice to meet ya! (Charlie waves hesitantly and Joey leaves)
Monica: Oh, okay. Alright, it's flight 421. Leaves at 8:40.
(Monica leaves.)