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(Rachel slowly leaves the apartment.)
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Monica: Absolutely! (He goes to kiss her, but she stops him and rubs his head and says...) Now get out of here you!! (Pete leaves) (to the gang) Okay, Im running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where theres no future? Either theyre too old, or theyre too young, and then theres Pete whos-whos crazy about me, and whos absolutely perfect for me, and theres like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like somethings wrong with me?!
Phoebe: Okay. (Looks at the leaves.) Ooh, I see a ladder. (Checks the book) Which can mean either a promotion or a violent death.
(Dan leaves as Chandler enters.)
RACHEL: I'm off my break now so uh, um here you take this [hands back Ben] and um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. Ok. Oh look at that, I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot. Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door? [leaves]
Monica: Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs. Green.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If youre in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call herHello Mrs. Green! Hi, its Monica Geller.
Danny: Take care. (Leaves.)
(He leaves and she closes the door.)
PHOEBE: Um, the matador. [Duncan leaves] Ole, ha ha ha.
(Joey leaves and Monica comes up for air.)
Danny: You two could really hit it off! I'm gonna go mingle. (Leaves.)
Phoebe: Whoa! (The player leaves and to Joey) I kinda liked it.
Rachel: Ross, you know what? (looks over to the door and sees security staring at them) Okay, let's talk about it later, there comes security. (Takes her box and leaves. Ross follows her and then returns for the chair. He stands for a moment, then pushes it quickly in the general direction Rachel went into, and out of the camera's view, and then nonchalantly walks away)
(Everyone except Frank leaves.)
Phoebe: And Tim I just wanna say, good luck here. (Shakes his hand and leaves, which disgusts Monica.)
(She opens the door and he leaves.)
Monica: Thank you. (Leaves.)
Ross: Oh, thanks! (Takes it and throws it back into the box and leaves.)
Monica: Ross, Rachel promised it would be over by now. We seriously have to go, if we want to get to Vermont. I called them and the last train leaves in a half hour.
(Ross looks at her, then leaves slamming the door behind him.)
Rachel: Yeah! (Monica gives a sarcastic thumbs up) (Josh leaves) I am soo gonna marry that guy. (looking in her wallet) Ohhh!
Monica: Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment.)
(Monica leaves and Chandler moves to talk to Phoebe.)
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm gonna go back to being Street Phoebe. Yeah! Oh but, y'know what? I can't go totally back because Street Phoebe really wouldn't be friends with you guys. Sorry. (Leaves.)
(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Janice.' Janice enters.)
Phoebe: Okay, whatever. Yknow what? I dont have time have time to convince you because hes only here for four hours, and Im gonna go see him! (Gets up and leaves.)
(Mr. Waltham admires Joshuas butt as he leaves.)
[Rachel leaves, and Ross follows her into the hall.]
Joey: Thank you. Cha-ching! (Chandler starts to leave) Oh, well hello Mr. Lincoln. Better luck next time buddy. (Chandler leaves and closes the door) And the drinks are on me!
(Ross turns and leaves.)
[Rachel leaves]
Monica: When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.
(Chandler sees Phoebe breaking up with Tony. She talks to him for a few seconds, hugs him, and then he leaves. Chandler is amazed how easy it was for her.)
Joey: Ohh, I love birds. (Monica leaves. Chandler shuts the door.)
[Janine leaves]
[Joey leaves]
Joey: Yeah, okay. (Leaves)
Chandler: Be right there sweetums. (Monica leaves. To Joey.) A totally different situation.
(Monica leaves the room)
(Janine leaves)
Ross: Gimme this. (Grabs the herbalists card and leaves.)
(He takes the scissors, cuts the ribbon, shakes her hand, posses for the picture, and leaves.)
[Rachel leaves to the balcony.]
(Ross leaves, and after the door closes, Joey gives him the loser sign.)
Monica: Find some! Please! Anything that doesnt say I-I died tragically in France. (Joey leaves to find clothes.)
Monica: (to Phoebe) You start working on that list. (She grabs her coat and leaves, too.)
Ross: Okay! (She leaves.) (To Chandler and Joey.) Hey!
Joshua: Yeah, that would be fantastic! My-my nephew is crazy about the Knicks! This is fantastic, thank you so much Rachel. (He takes the tickets and leaves as Mr. Waltham returns.)
(Chandler leaves dejectedly. When the door closes Rachel and Phoebe jump out from behind the curtains and scream )
Paul: Ill call you later. Bye Ross. (Leaves)
Ross: No problem, ok, mmmwa (kisses Carol) oh, mmmwa (kisses Carol's stomach, then punches Susan's shoulder) Susan... (Ross leaves.)
Joey: Great! (Takes his coffee and leaves.)
Chandler: I can tell from your expressions that that's the good news you were hoping for... Well, I'm gonna go continue to... spread the joy.(Chandler leaves the apartment. Joey sighs)
Joey: Okay. Yeah. (She leaves and he goes to pick up a box marked books, but decides to take the box marked pillows instead.) Yeah, Ill grab this one. (He follows her upstairs.)
Phoebe: I cannot believe I can't find a selfless good deed! Y'know that old guy that lives next to me? Well, I snuck over there and-and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me and force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!
Rachel: Gay? Yeah. (Kathy leaves dejectedly.)
(She leaves, Chandler sighs, and falls back on his bed.)
Joey: Ah! (Points to door) Huh? (Leaves and slams the door)
(Ross wants to say something, but just smiles and leaves.)
Joey: Warm milk and Excedrin P.M. (Ross just leaves.)
Joey: Wha-a how about this: Another table leaves, right? But there�s still some food left on their place, okay, what�s the restaurant�s policy about people eatin� that?
[Ross leaves to find Karl. Rachel takes a peek under the loincloth of one of the display models.]
(She grabs her bag and leaves, Joey moves a little quicker to his apartment, leaving Monica and Chandler alone.)
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, of course you were sleeping with him. Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you werent sleeping with anybody there. Though, at least that would be something. (Leaves)
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
Ross: Yes, yes it is. Its uh (Aunt Millie uses this opportunity to grab Ross and kiss him on the lips. After she leaves Ross quickly wipes his mouth with a napkin.) Every time on the lips! Why?! Why on lips?!
Monica: Well you should be embarrassed. (Leaves.)
Rachel: Hey. (After she leaves.) Oh, poor Pheebs.
Rachel: All right, straight, and not subtle. (The man gets up and leaves.)
Phoebe: Okay, I think I need to do some shopping. (Gets up and leaves.)
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Janice.' Janice enters.)
(Joey leaves and Monica comes up for air.)
JOEY: Alright... I've got to go shower. [leaves]
Rachel: For you. (Chandler leaves.)
Phoebe: Youre just saying that because youre my biggest fan. (The fan leaves and Joey approaches.) (To Joey) Joey listen, take good care of that guy, okay? (Points) Hes a fan. (To the fan as shes leaving) Bye! (Exits)
Joey: (his mood changes instantly) Just when I thought we could be friends. (he leaves the room)
(Treeger leaves and Ross notices the door.)
Phoebe: Good. (After he leaves, she puts on Joey's gladiator helmet and checks herself out in the mirror) I should really start wearing hats!
Phoebe: Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason. (she leaves)
(Elizabeth leaves and Ross starts to remove his clothing right there in the middle of the living room where someone can see him. Of course, someone almost does, but he hears a door opening and )
Joey and Phoebe: (Ad-lib good-byes) (Phoebe leaves)
Joey: Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (The waitress leaves.)
Chandler: I didnt know you read tea leaves.
ROSS: Okay, good luck (kisses her and leaves)
Phoebe: Okay. (Reads the leaves) Umm, oh! Okay, I see a circle.
(Phoebe goes over to speak to Janice. She talks to her for a few seconds, and then Janice immediately smiles, hugs her, waves to Chandler, and leaves.)
Chandler: Lets. (Everyone gets up and leaves Rachel.)
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
Joey: Look, Ross, really its-its no big deal. Yknow you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we cant be friends at work, then so be it. Yknow, hey I understand. Yknow? Hey, when Im in a play and youre in the audience, I dont talk to you, right? So its yknow, its uh, its cool. Ill see you tomorrow. (Leaves)
Monica: (opens the door wearing a robe, but leaves the chain on) Hey, whats up?
Joey: (He looks around the room) This isnt the right room, sorry folks. (leaves)
Rachel: Oh, that would be great! (Sandy leaves for Emma's room) I love him, I love him, I love him...
Chandler: See ya! (he leaves the apartment)
(Mrs. Geller leaves as Ross re-enters the room.)
Ginger: Ah well, its nubbin. Nothing! Umm. Y'know what, Ill see you later. Okay. (She leaves and in the hall we see her shake her shoulders like when someone runs their fingernails across a blackboard.)
Phoebe: I'm out of here (She leaves)
Phoebe: (embarrassed) I�m gonna go. (leaves to stairs)
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
(Mike leaves.� Ross closes the door behind him.)