words in movies
Ross: (exiting the bathroom) That-that-thats all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. Ill be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the gang) Shes just fixing her makeup.
Monica: Ill meet you there in two minutes.
Chandler: Yeah, well be down in like five minutes.
Chandler: But, well stay here with you.
Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that Im gonna be at that airport and I hope that shell be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachels name, but it didnt mean anything, Okay? Shes-shes just a friend and thats all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) Thats all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I cant imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that youll tell her that.
Mr. Waltham: All right, Ill tell her. (To his wife) Come on bugger face!
Monica: Im gonna go to the bathroom, maybe Ill see you there in a bit?
Joey: I mean, the giant is like five years younger than me, yknow, you think Ill ever get there?
Phoebe: Oh right, maybe Ill just go home.
Rachel: Okay, Ill see you back at home, if I ever get a flight out of here.
Ross: Yeah, yeah, itll be great! You can, you can lay on the beach and I can cry over my failed marriage. See-see how I make jokes?
Mr. Treeger:: Tribbiani! Hold on, Ill get the plunger.
Janine: Well, if thats what you want. Ill just put it all in my room.
Monica: You really think thatll work?
Joey: Hey, for what its worth, with Rachel I dont think youll ever be just (Makes quote marks.) "anybody."
Ross: (getting up) Okay! Fine! Fine! If-if this is what you think, forget about the whole three divorce thing! Okay, I-Ill go to my lawyers office right now and get this marriage annulled! Okay?! Because she means nothing to me! Noth(leans down to Megs ear)Nothing!!
Mr. Geller: (also lying) Ill help you dial.
Chandler: You hear that! That is her chose, mister Ill let you have her! I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!! (does the wave.)
Phoebe: Yeah well, well see.
Ross: Okay, okay, Ill tell em it wasnt Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?
Janine: Ill see you.
Joey: Sure. Here. (He hands them over.) Ill uh, save your parking spot.
Chandler: Yeah, Ill go get one.
Monica: Y'know what? Ill think youll play.
(Chandler motions to Monica that hell give her two babies.)
Ross: Hey, I know whatll get us up on a platform!
Joey: Thatll be $3.85.
Phoebe: Oh, Im flaky. Ill say anything.
Phoebe: Ross, its not that big a deal! So youll been divorced three times, youll still have a life, youll go on dates
Monica: Fine, Ill rub it on myself.
Monica: And everybody has to wear costumes. (And theres general disconcertment.) Come on! Itll be fun!
Phoebe: No no no, Ill be nice, I swear!!! Could you just give me the number for where they are?
Ross: I dont know, but I ah, I have the feeling that my being there will do it. Ill go over and I will borrow something. Juice!! I need juice!!
Ross: Sometimes, you should come over (Joey returns from the bathroom) sometime! Ill play you one of my other
Chandler: (entering) You can call off the roommate search! (To the potential roommate) Hi! Ill be living here. (Heads for the bathroom.)
Emily: I still cant believe theyre tearing it down. It really is the most lovely building youll ever see. I mean its over (She stops suddenly, when she sees that demolition has already started.) Oh my God!
Chandler: Im full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, Ill regret it.
Ross: Okay, Ill see you later pal.
Jill: Well okay, if it means that much to you, then Ill ask him out.
Tag: It wasnt on your list, but hopefully youll think its really fun.
Chandler: (In a parent-like tone) Ill talk to them!
Joey: No! I want an award I did win! But nobodys giving me any of those! PlusHey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? When people come over theyll see it and theyll think I won it.
Rachel: Oh, oh, oh, Ill get Rainy Day Bear!! (runs to get him)
Joey: All right, so well get a little coffee, and get energized, and well head back out.
Chandler: Oh okay, Ill-Ill try.
Phoebe: (tremendously overacting) Fine! Ill do it without you! (Joey gives her thumbs up) I dont need you or anybody else! Im gonna make it on my own! (Joey closes the door to his bedroom.) Youll see!! Youll all see!!
Chandler: No, no no no. Youll be fine. (turning to Monica) Hillarys bind, right?
Ross: (He checks his watch) Sure. Ill help you.
Doctor: Ill be right with you. Okay? (to the nurse) Thanks, Wendy.
Chandler: All right Ill have one. (he and Ross take another brownie,)
Monica: No, Ill do it. You just stick to your job.
Rachel: Yes, Ill meet em.
Joey: Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (The waitress leaves.)
Ross: I know when Im 90 shell be like 80 and it wont seem like such a big difference.
Joey: Wow! (Back to reading the scene.) Well then Ill just have to carry you.
Chandler: Do you think hell ever forgive me?
All: Of course well help! Yeah! Well be here!
Paul: Ill call you later. Bye Ross. (Leaves)
Monica: Okay well then, Ill fire him today and you go out with him for another week.
Ross: Thatll be a neat trick, when youre, (looks at the script) when youre dead!
Ross: Okay, Ill just wait for him in here!
(She grabs his arm and drags him over to a table where three beautiful women are sitting. Now, Im going to go out on a limb and say that their names are Stephanie, Karin, and Meg. Okay, so I looked at the credits. Of course, only Meg is named later on, so Ill have to guess who is Stephanie and who is Karin. But, well cross that bridge when we come to it.)
Chandler: Ill give up my ticket.
Joey: Come on you guys, come on please-please just give her another chance, huh? Shell come around I promise.
Joey: Just kiddin, Ill talk to them, you distract Rach.
Paul: Ill call the university and tell them about your relationship and have you fired.
Estelle: Well, I sold four of them on Ebay. Youll be sitting next to HotGuy372.
Phoebe: Ill give you $1 for them.
Ross: Well, I was going to stick it in the ATM, but now I think Ill show the sexy teller that I am a published writer.
Joey: Come on! Itll be fun! Me, you, and Ross, and Paul probably
Chandler: Yeah, Ill sit down. (He slides back into his chair.)
Ross: Oh, Ill have some!
Ross: Well I have to. Okay? If I dont, theyll take the class away from me. And I already put it in my family newsletter.
Ross: Eh? Well show him!
Customer: It is beautiful, but Im gonna use this one. Now, if youll excuse me.
Joey: Hey, yknow what? Ill come too. Im making money now; its about time I give something back.
Monica: Dont worry about it Phoebe, well absolutely do it.
Rachel: Huh. Well, y'know thats actually a really good idea, because that way theyll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.
Mr. Zelner: Umm, no. Thanks, but Ill give these to Betty. (Rachel glances at Tag to say, "See?") So I read your evaluation of Tag, or to use his full name, Tag Sweetcheeks Jones. Is something going on with you two?
Joey: Oh yeah, sure, no problem, Ill justhold on one second. (He turns around and puts his hand in his pants and groans in relief.) (In a relaxed voice.) "Hey Timmy, Ive got a surprise for you!"
Phoebe: Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.
Phoebe: Now (Starts singing again) "Who will perform the ceremony! Who will perform the cer(Chandler enters and grabs her guitar and closes the door behind him)Ohoh! All right, Ill pound on him in the morning.
Chandler: Oh no problem, maybe Ill play with my left hand.
Phoebe: (in a sexy voice to Chandler) Ill be waiting.
Rachel: And, Ill be nice.
Emily: One swift kick and hell back off.
Ross: Well I-I-I, that kind of thing requires some serious thought. First, Ill divide my perspective canidates into catergories....
Joey: And youll be nice?
Joey: Ill be playing Drake Remorays twin brother, Stryker!
Monica: If you tell me, Ill tell you what Phoebe said.
Ross: Yeah in fact, Im gonna go call her right now. And Ill make sure to tell her my friend Chandler says (He mimics the shy reaction Chandler did.)
Rachel: How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? Ill pay.
Joey: Excellent! Lets play Bamboozled! Chandler, youll go first. What is the capital of Columbia?
Rachel: (grabbing Phoebe) Okay. Well be right back. (They go into her office and she closes the door.)
Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. Ill cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.
Phoebe: Okay, dont freak out. Ill go.
Ross: Oh yeahNoYoure welcome. Well talk about it later.
Phoebe: Yeah, Ill do that. So who gets to be yours?
Joey: And thatll get rid of my wisdom?
Joey: Well just see.
Joey: No reason, Im just saying that uh Thats where Ill be.
Joey: He said that he wasnt gonna apologize because you guys are living here illegally, so instead what hes gonna do is have you evictedIll see you later.
Ross: No, its my joke, its mine. You can call them, theyll tell you.
Ross: You? You! Want to watch Ben? (in the background Monica mouths Dont worry, Ill be here the whole time. to Ross.) Yes! Thatd be great, no, I just wanted to ask Monica, because I know how empty her life is. (Monica sarcastically mouths Yeah! and holds up her thumb.)
Joey: Yeah. Ill uh, Ill call ya.
Russell: And well need you and Rachel to testify before a judge.
Joey: All right, well I guess Ill just have to do what I do on dates.
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
Rachel: Okay youre right. Ill hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect for the job Hilda!
Rachel: Really? Okay. Okay, I-Ill go upstairs. (to Paul) If-if you get me something from the car.
Phoebe: No-no, itll be fun! We can come back and we can haunt these guys!