words in movies
Rachel: Oh yes I do. I do. I believe that there is one perfect person out there for everyone. And do you know how you find him? You stop looking for him. Thats why I stopped looking for Russell Crowe. Hell find me.
Phoebe: Oh, Im so sorry. Um, and maybe Im wrong! I butyknow Im gonna go out with him again, Ill find out more.
Ross: Okay. Okay, Ill talk to him.
Phoebe: Dont worry, well find you someone else.
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
Joey: Wow. Hey look, if it helps, I dont want to feel this way. Honest. I just keep thinking, "Ah, Ill get over this." Yknow? I justIt just keeps gettin harder. I dont, I dont know what to do. Yknow? What do I do?
Chandler: Sure, why dont you set it up. Ill just be over here, browsing through the personals.
Phoebe: No-no, itll be fun! We can come back and we can haunt these guys!
Russell: And well need you and Rachel to testify before a judge.
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Joey: Who cares?! I-Ill make payments, whatever it takes, I want the Mr. Bowmont!!
The Interviewer: Umm, Ill have a cup of coffee.
Monica: Well just well just let her stay.
Joey: Fine! All right, Ill do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I yknow, start to say something stupid.
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! I'll do it! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Matt: Sometimes the dialogue itself is just so funny and youllwell be rehearsing during the week and you justwhatever-whatever the joke is; its so funny we cant get through it in rehearsal and just
Joey: Ill see you at 8:00.
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
Rachel: Yeah and well drop it off downstairs so that were not tempted.
Monica: (laughs) Well see.
Joey: I know. (Joey is sitting in this tall chair that is made up of balls on polls. Youll have to see it to know what I mean.) Yeah, his name is Pat.
Monica: No! Really! Any time Ross makes a toast everyone cries, and hugs him, and pats him on the back and they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother." Know what theyll say this year? "God, you"
Monica: So! Hell understand!
Monica: (grabs a bag of those Styrofoam peanuts) Ill be coordinator! Oh my God! Im so sorry, I didnt get you anything! Okay, look everybody has to help! Okay? You can help, cant you Phoebe?
Joey: Well well see!
Chandler: All right, Ill pick that one. (Points.)
Phoebe: When she comes out, you hold her nose, Ill blow in her mouth, and the kid will just (makes a popping sound) right out of her.
Rachel: Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, Ive got a deadline, would you just go home, Ill talk to you later. (storms out)
Phoebe: (shes strumming something) Yeah? (Joey nods yes.) Okay, I think Ill play it at the wedding.
Chandler: (To Monica) Its a nickname, Ill explain later.
Interviewer: Okay, well give a call if anything comes up.
Monica: Anyway, were really excited about our wedding plans, and well I guess pretty soon well be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund. (Chandler and her laugh, but her parents dont.) What?
Monica: Yeah, Ill have a scotch
Chandler: Yeah, Ill take care of it.
Phoebe: No, I just feel like being by myself for a while. All right? Ill see you guys later. Thanks. (Gets up and exits.)
Rachel: (crying) Itll be a short one.
Ross: Look Rach if-if you want to go for a ride in the Porsche Ill be glad to take you for a quick spin around the block.
Rachel: Well be right back sir.
Ben: Ill be okay.
Chandler: Okay I promise. Ill-Ill hate it. (She enters.) Wow! You-you look hideous.
Ross: Okay, Im gonna get your coat and then Ill-Ill put you in a cab.
Monica: (to Joey) Okay, Ill go!
Phoebe: Youll have a last kiss.
Chandler: No, no, but they are going to lease us a Ford Focus. (Monicas not impressed.) Ill get out of it.
Joey: Ill take it back tomorrow.
Chandler: Easy for you to say; youll be wearing a veil.
Rachel: Ill be out in a second.
Woman on TV: I came to the big city to become a star! Ill do anything to make that happen!
Rachel: Okay. Ah, well well just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, (she tries to take the book away from him but he doesnt want to let it go) and you will read Little Women.
Phoebe: Fine, Ill go call her.
Chandler: Ill be right with you.
Ross: Yeah! Oh yeah, youll be fine! It-itll be uh, just like bungy jumping. Yknow? But instead of bouncing back up you-you wont.
Ross: Itll be okay Joe.
Chandler: SoIf you wear that youll make mine less special.
Rachel: Okay, come onJoey, Ill buy you a new one! All right? Well go down to the store right now and well-well get you a new chair.
Monica: Youll vamp?!
Joey: Oh, Im sorry, Ross. Ill get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, Ill toss in a free muffin.
Monica: No! You dont know the system! Therell be nobody messing with the system!
Chandler: It cant happen like this. Okay? Ill meet you back at the hotel.
Ross: Yeah, Ill get right on that.
Rachel: Okay. Switch places with me! Switch places with me! Come on! Ill go under, you go over!
Policeman: And you promise youll get this taken care of right away?
Joey: Oh no, Ill be done by then.
Rachel: Ill do it.
Chandler: Okay. Ill be right there.
Rachel: I said Ill do it!
Ross: Yes. Yes. Dont worry. Everythings fine. Well uh, well see you tomorrow at the wedding.
Monica: Nobody wants to do it? All right, Ill do it myself.
Rachel: All right, Ill see you guys later.
Rachel: Ill figure something out.
Joey: Hey, finished my recommendation. (he hands it over to Chandler) Here. And I think you’ll be very, very happy. It’s the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.
Courtney: Thisll be five/ten takes.
Chandler: Dont worry honey, well make yours funnier.
Mr. Burgin: Well just grab some food and take it with us right upstairs, and well be right out of you hair.
Joey: No! No, Im the minister! All right, look-look, put em both on the phone, Ill marry them right now.
Phoebe: No, no, no, I wouldnt do you myself, I mean that would be weird. Yeah, no, Ill get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this will be so much fun! Hey! Are you excited?
Rachel: So youll definitely get onstage, even if you dont win.
Alice: Absolutely. Okay, first well start with a little club soda and salt, and then if that doesnt work we can go back to
Conan: Youve done over 150 episodes, but your favorite moments that 80 years from now youll be thinking about?
Conan: Well be right back with more Friends, less me.
Ross: No! (Pause) Ill be right back. (Exits.)
Joanna: Oh great! Ill keep it in my butt with your nose. (She grabs the cookie and walks out.)
Phoebe: Okay, Im sorry. Ill stop.
Phoebe: Okay, well talk about something else then.
Joey: I know! All right, Ill see you guys over there! Im off to fight the Nazis.
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Phoebe: Ill run out and get you one.
Monica: Ohh come on, I love this song! Come on, youll be fine. (She starts to walk towards the floor.)
Rachel: Sure, Ill just sit next to the trans-sexual from purchasing.
Joey: (With Big Eyes.) All right, youre right. Ill talk to her.
Chandler: Okay, look, Joey! Come on, think about it, first of all, hell never be President. Theres never gonna be a President Joey.
Monica: Relax! Youll be fine. (Chandler exhales and turns off the table light.) Oh much better. Youre invisible now.
Mr. Geller: Well, shell understand right? Its not like I did it on purpose.
Ross: (on phone) Yeah Ill press 1! (Presses one which allows Rachel to escape.)
Mr. Treeger: Anyway uh, Ill get moving on that new door.
Chandler: Oh yeah. Ill take, Ill take your picture. (He takes the picture with his finger over the lens.)
Joey: (whispering to Chandler) Youll tell me later?
Ticket Agent: Congratulations. Okay, Mr. Bing youll be in 25J and Mrs. Bing youll be in 25K.
Mr. Treeger: Well Im gonna have to put on a new lock, theyll find out anyway.
Ross: (sarcastic) Ill try to control myself.
Dr. Long: Huh. Nice to meet you. Ill get started on this.
Cassie: Ill always remember that summer, because its when I got all of these freckles. (She pulls her blouse open to show him her shoulder and bra strap.)
Ross: Ill try that.
Phoebe: Okay, so The Plaza! Okay, well get us some Mai Thais, (To Chandler) maybe no more for you though.
Ross: Thank you. (Joey mouths to Ross, "Youll show me right?") No!
Chandler: If I see him, Ill ask.
Joey: No. No. But Ill go see a normal person movie with ya.