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Monica: (to Joey) Okay, Ill go!
Rachel: So youll definitely get onstage, even if you dont win.
Rachel: Well Joey, youll probably get it. But you should probably your-your gracious loser face. Yknow when like the cameras are on you and you wanna look disappointed but also that your colleague deserved to win. Yknow? So its sorta like (Does it, youll have to see it.)
Phoebe: Youll have a last kiss.
Joey: (angrily and monotone) Any one of the brilliant actresses nominated for this award tonight deserves to take it home. Unfortunately only one can. (Shakes his head in disgust.) The nominees for Best Supporting Actress are from Passions Erin Goff. (There is applause, which Joey disgustedly waits to dye out.) From One Life to Live Mary Loren Bishop (They start to applaud again, but Joey interrupts in with the rest of the nominees), from All My Children Sarah Mchann, and from Days of Our Lives Jessica Ashley. And the winner is (Opens the envelope) Jessica Ashley from Days of Our Lives. (Applause) Uh, unfortunately Jessica couldnt be with us tonight so Ill be accepting this award on her behalf. (Realizes something) And Im sure that Jessica would like to thank my parents who always believed in me. Shed also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel whos sittin right there! (Points at Rachel.) (The music starts and his microphone is turned off, this angers Joey again and he disgustedly exits.)
Joey: No! I want an award I did win! But nobodys giving me any of those! PlusHey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? When people come over theyll see it and theyll think I won it.
Joey: Ill take it back tomorrow.
Jessica Ashley: No, I try to save that for real awards. Now, if youll excuse me. (She exits.)
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Rachel: Ill be out in a second.
Phoebe: Oh. (Picks it up.) Its just so unexpected! I I uh Boy Ill tell you its just such an honor to be nominated for a Nobel Prize and yknow to win one for a massage. Especially after having just won a Tony award for best actress in
Joey: Yeah and the most important thing is that it wont be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you. Itll be me! And I swear Ill do a really good job. Plus, yknow I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me.
Joey: Do you think well get our three bucks back?
Ross: Fine. Ill go.
Monica: All right Rachel, you sweep behind, Ill pitch it to you, you throw it down field to Phoebe. All right. Break.
Monica: Y'know what, dont tell us. Well just wait until Chandler gets home, (to Phoebe) because itll be more fun that way.
Ross: So, Ill umm...
Richard: Oh, okay. Well, Ill just leave the door open and go sit on the couch. (Does so.)
Ross: All right, Ill see you tonight.
Pete: I got to go, so ah, Ill see you guys later.
Tommy: Ill get our seats.
Ross: No, thats, no, as long as youre okay. So Ill ah, Ill see you tomorrow.
Ross: Well be starting with apples.
Chandler: I think youll find if I come to work here, I dont micro-manage. I dont shy away from delegating.
Ross: Listen, if you ever have any problem with the ladies you know Ill help you out.
Rachel: Fine! Well ask Phoebe.
Monica: Promise me youll be careful.
Ross: Well, Im gonna go see her. I want to bring her something, what do you think shell like?
Chandler: Yeah, she seemed cool, attractive. Ill do it.
Ross: We were on a break!!! Okay!! (grabs the phone) We were, we were..., (calms down) yeah. Where are you? Ill find you. (hangs up)
Phoebe: Yeah! Sure! Ooh, I left my purse up at Monicas. Ill be right back. (She goes to get it.)
Monica: Ill try.
Rachel: Well take Literature!!
Rachel: Ill go with you.
Phoebe: Come on, Mom, Ill take you home.
Rachel: Shell be out in a second. So, Chip, hows umm, Amy Welch?
Chandler: Okay, I promise, Ill end it.
Chandler: Oh no, youll have to come.
Rachel: Yeah, and yknow what? I love them both, so why dont you just pick one and thatll be it.
Chandler: Oh good, when he comes back for his keys, Ill be sure to give him your shoe.
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
Rachel: I ah Oh! Ill squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning!
Rachel: No, I know I dont either, but ya know what, its their party, and its just one night. And we dont even have to lie; we just wont say anything. If it comes up again, well just smile. Well nod along.
Rachel: Okay. (listens) Okay, daddy well see you tomorrow night. (listens) Okay bye-bye. (hangs up)
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
Joshua: Anyway, hopefully, Ill see you around sometime. (He goes out the door.)
Joanna: Thats fine, actually Im on the hiring committee, so therell be at least one friendly face.
Ross: Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.
Chandler: Ill tell you what, I will go get them developed and you can go home.
Chandler and Phoebe: Ill be a fool for you. Im sure, you know I dont mind.
Chandler: Youll have to pardon my roommate, he wanted to marry this.
Joey: Yeah. All right, Ill talk to you later.
Rachel: Ill get the hat.
Monica: I wont give you anything, but youll owe me 2.95.
Chandler: Well Ive been playing it for like eight hours, itll loosen up. Come on, check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, theyre dirty words.
Mr. Treeger:: Really? Youll do anything?
Susan: Stuck at school. Some parent-teacher thing. You can go. Ill get the information.
Rachel: Oh please, hell be with his real family, the twins and little miss new boobs.
Chandler: (running over and joining Monica) Theyll never understand!
Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!
Ross: Well, so, you-youll get a job here! I mean, Im always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!
Joey: All right, Ill take a box of the cream filled Jesuss.
Joey: All right, Ill see you guys.
Phoebe: Okay Rachel, I cant wait to live with you! And you know what we should do? Bring Monica and then we could all live there together! Well have so much fun!!
Monica: You want a problem? Ill give you a problem!
Joey: (in obvious pain) Hey! So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow and Ill have my health insurance back in no time.
Phoebe: Well not clients, lovers. But lets just yknow, try it again. Come back and-and well work through it.
Mona: Yeah, yknow. Happy holidays from Mona and Ross. Itll be cute, okay?
Ross: (interrupting) No! No, I wont! Ill be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be Four Divorce Guy uh, Murderer Guy, and-and, Geologists.
Monica: Ill take care of it.
Eric: Well, I guess Ill see you at the wedding. (Exits and Phoebe follows him into the hall.)
Bonnie: Cool! Ill catch up! (She takes off her sweater.)
Rachel: Ill get her.
Ross: All right, Ill do it.
Bonnie: Okay, Ill see you in a bit.
Rachel: Ohh! Right! Right, sorry, Ill be right back!
Rachel: Ooh, Phoebes here! Okay, lets turn out all the lights and well just watch the movie!
Emily: Ill go.
Ross: Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.
Ross: Hey Chandler, theres a party tomorrow, youll feel better then.
Joey: Oh. Okay. Ooh! Ooh! Okay, maybe Ill talk about London! Yknow when you two hooked up! Only, only I wont say hooked up. Ill say, "Began their beautiful journey "
Pete: ...so y'know, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Y'know, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying.
Ross: Youll see.
Guy: Looks good. Ill take it.
Ms. McKenna: Boston is down, Atlanta is down, Houston is down, I could go on and on but instead of boring you Ill go straight to my forty two point plan.
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Rachel: Its okay! Its okay! It kicked once, itll kick again!
Cookie: Ill do it.
Joey: Yeah-yeah, and if I get it by day Ill (In a sexy voice) Dr. Drake Remoray, but by night Ill be (In an announcers voice) Joey Trrrribbiani!
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, forget it! Ill never be any good at this, my mom was right, Im just a big potato with arms, and legs, and a head.
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Joey: All right! Ill try! But if I cant, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled.
Ross: (He puts his hand over the hole on the box.) (to Chandler) Now, well see.
Erin: Or Ill call you!
Joey: We dont need that wizard guy. We hit a couple of clubs, talked to some strangers, and uh, after this, well head down to the docks and see about that boat thing.
Ross: Well, Id love to! Here, you wait right here and Ill go get the projector and my notes!
Joanna: (kisses him) Ill be back in ten minutes. (Starts to leave)
The Singing Man: Ill see you tomorrow morning!
Monica: Ill pick it up for you!
Janice: Oh. Well, Ill right you everyday. (Reading the address) 15 Yemen Road, Yemen.
Rachel: Or Ill give them to my new boyfriend, Joshua.
Ross: Uhh, believe me when hes older, hell understand.
Woman: Great! (Calls down the hall) Dad! (Her old father walks in.) Thank you so much, Ill be back to pick him up in an hour. (She walks away.)
Rachel: No, Ill think about it. Yeah.
Joey: All right, well start with apples.
Mr. Burgin: Youll wear that. Well be eating, and of course, youll be wearing that.
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Phoebe: Oh, Im so sorry. Um, and maybe Im wrong! I butyknow Im gonna go out with him again, Ill find out more.
Elizabeth: Ill just run to the store and get some.
Phoebe: Wow! And Im a vegetarian! All right, all right, well Im sorry, well put some ice on it.
Joey: Uh, y'know what, were having second thoughts about our copying needs. And well need a little more time to think about it.