words in movies
Phoebe: Ross, its not that big a deal! So youll been divorced three times, youll still have a life, youll go on dates
Ross: (interrupting) No! No, I wont! Ill be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be Four Divorce Guy uh, Murderer Guy, and-and, Geologists.
Phoebe: Yknow thats really fair. Yknow? Most guys who have been divorced three times are like 60. Ross, nobody cares about this except you! This-this embarrassment thing is all in your head! Here, Ill show you! Come here.
(She grabs his arm and drags him over to a table where three beautiful women are sitting. Now, Im going to go out on a limb and say that their names are Stephanie, Karin, and Meg. Okay, so I looked at the credits. Of course, only Meg is named later on, so Ill have to guess who is Stephanie and who is Karin. But, well cross that bridge when we come to it.)
Ross: And if you wait right here, Ill go get Ross. (Phoebe grabs his arm and prevents him from escaping.)
Monica: (singing) Well be waiting for you
{Transcibers note: Ill finish that one for those of you who dont know what theyre talking about. Where the towels are Hers and Hers and His, Threes Company too! Yeah, thats the theme song for Threes Company.}
Ross: (getting up) Okay! Fine! Fine! If-if this is what you think, forget about the whole three divorce thing! Okay, I-Ill go to my lawyers office right now and get this marriage annulled! Okay?! Because she means nothing to me! Noth(leans down to Megs ear)Nothing!!
Russell: And well need to have witnesses who can testify that you were not of uh, sound mind.
Russell: And well need you and Rachel to testify before a judge.
Phoebe: I know. Then, Im gonna marry Chandler for the money and youll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids.
Phoebe: But then we ditch those two and thats when we get married. Well have Chandlers money and Rachels kids and getting custody will be easy because of Rachels drinking problem.
Rachel: Okay! So, well just stay married.
Rachel: Fine. Fine, but Ill have you know that once I taught him that stuff he called me Fun Aunt Rachel. And I loved being Fun Aunt Rachel but Ill go back to being Boring and Uncomfortable Aunt Rachel if thats what you want!
Ross: A hundred?! Well, I-I guess Ill take aMona, uh I-Im not sure about the whole uh, card thing.
Joey: Ooh, Ill play! Ill play!
Ross: All right. All right, Ill do it.
Chandler: Hey now besides, if worst comes to worst, Ill be your boyfriend.
Phoebe: That shes gonna move in with you and maybe then shell fall in love with you and then when she finds out youre already married, shell just be happy. Yknow? Youre just, youre very sad.
Chandler: (entering with Rachel) Im telling ya, Joannas got it all wrong. Okay? All I said was, This was fun. Lets do it again sometime. Ill give you a call.
Chandler: Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, yknow? Well pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.
Chandler: Ill give you a thousand dollars to talk to us.
Phoebe: Hey! Maybe youll die!
Joey: Yeah well next thing you know, hell be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture!
Guy #2: Well, Ill see you later.
Alice: No-no-no, no, its going to be fine. Because umm, because I teach Home Ec, and uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Yknow itll-itll be like my very own little sweatshop.
Joshua: Thanks. (He starts to leave) Maybe Ill see in the spring, with the uh, yknow, for the uh, bathing suits.
Chandler: (singing) Ill hold you close in my arms. (Phoebe enters) I cant resist your charms. And love....
Monica: The babies are asleep, Im sure youll be okay on your own for a while!
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, thats really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why dont you go into your room and try these on and well seeget a better idea of whats gonna work.
Rachel: No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, youll have to think of something else.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah. Ill be all right.
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
Mr. Treeger:: Tribbiani! Hold on, Ill get the plunger.
Janine: Well, if thats what you want. Ill just put it all in my room.
Monica: You really think thatll work?
Joey: Hey, for what its worth, with Rachel I dont think youll ever be just (Makes quote marks.) "anybody."
Mr. Geller: (also lying) Ill help you dial.
Chandler: You hear that! That is her chose, mister Ill let you have her! I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!! (does the wave.)
Phoebe: Yeah well, well see.
Ross: Okay, okay, Ill tell em it wasnt Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?
Janine: Ill see you.
Joey: Sure. Here. (He hands them over.) Ill uh, save your parking spot.
Monica: Fine, Ill rub it on myself.
Chandler: Yeah, Ill go get one.
Monica: Y'know what? Ill think youll play.
Ross: Hey, I know whatll get us up on a platform!
Joey: Thatll be $3.85.
Phoebe: Oh, Im flaky. Ill say anything.
(Chandler motions to Monica that hell give her two babies.)
Ross: Sometimes, you should come over (Joey returns from the bathroom) sometime! Ill play you one of my other
Monica: And everybody has to wear costumes. (And theres general disconcertment.) Come on! Itll be fun!
Phoebe: No no no, Ill be nice, I swear!!! Could you just give me the number for where they are?
Ross: I dont know, but I ah, I have the feeling that my being there will do it. Ill go over and I will borrow something. Juice!! I need juice!!
Chandler: (entering) You can call off the roommate search! (To the potential roommate) Hi! Ill be living here. (Heads for the bathroom.)
Ross: Okay, Ill see you later pal.
Chandler: Im full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, Ill regret it.
Emily: I still cant believe theyre tearing it down. It really is the most lovely building youll ever see. I mean its over (She stops suddenly, when she sees that demolition has already started.) Oh my God!
Tag: It wasnt on your list, but hopefully youll think its really fun.
Jill: Well okay, if it means that much to you, then Ill ask him out.
Chandler: No, no no no. Youll be fine. (turning to Monica) Hillarys bind, right?
Chandler: (In a parent-like tone) Ill talk to them!
Rachel: Oh, oh, oh, Ill get Rainy Day Bear!! (runs to get him)
Joey: All right, so well get a little coffee, and get energized, and well head back out.
Chandler: Oh okay, Ill-Ill try.
Phoebe: (tremendously overacting) Fine! Ill do it without you! (Joey gives her thumbs up) I dont need you or anybody else! Im gonna make it on my own! (Joey closes the door to his bedroom.) Youll see!! Youll all see!!
Joey: No! I want an award I did win! But nobodys giving me any of those! PlusHey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? When people come over theyll see it and theyll think I won it.
Doctor: Ill be right with you. Okay? (to the nurse) Thanks, Wendy.
Chandler: All right Ill have one. (he and Ross take another brownie,)
Rachel: Yes, Ill meet em.
Ross: (He checks his watch) Sure. Ill help you.
Joey: Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (The waitress leaves.)
Ross: I know when Im 90 shell be like 80 and it wont seem like such a big difference.
Monica: No, Ill do it. You just stick to your job.
Ross: Thatll be a neat trick, when youre, (looks at the script) when youre dead!
Joey: Wow! (Back to reading the scene.) Well then Ill just have to carry you.
Chandler: Do you think hell ever forgive me?
All: Of course well help! Yeah! Well be here!
Ross: Okay, Ill just wait for him in here!
Monica: Okay well then, Ill fire him today and you go out with him for another week.
Paul: Ill call you later. Bye Ross. (Leaves)
Joey: Just kiddin, Ill talk to them, you distract Rach.
Joey: Come on you guys, come on please-please just give her another chance, huh? Shell come around I promise.
Chandler: Ill give up my ticket.
Paul: Ill call the university and tell them about your relationship and have you fired.
Estelle: Well, I sold four of them on Ebay. Youll be sitting next to HotGuy372.
Phoebe: Ill give you $1 for them.
Monica: Im gonna go to the bathroom, maybe Ill see you there in a bit?
Ross: Well I have to. Okay? If I dont, theyll take the class away from me. And I already put it in my family newsletter.
Joey: Come on! Itll be fun! Me, you, and Ross, and Paul probably
Rachel: Huh. Well, y'know thats actually a really good idea, because that way theyll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.
Ross: Eh? Well show him!
Customer: It is beautiful, but Im gonna use this one. Now, if youll excuse me.
Joey: Hey, yknow what? Ill come too. Im making money now; its about time I give something back.
Chandler: Yeah, Ill sit down. (He slides back into his chair.)
Monica: Dont worry about it Phoebe, well absolutely do it.
Mr. Zelner: Umm, no. Thanks, but Ill give these to Betty. (Rachel glances at Tag to say, "See?") So I read your evaluation of Tag, or to use his full name, Tag Sweetcheeks Jones. Is something going on with you two?
Ross: Oh, Ill have some!
Joey: Oh yeah, sure, no problem, Ill justhold on one second. (He turns around and puts his hand in his pants and groans in relief.) (In a relaxed voice.) "Hey Timmy, Ive got a surprise for you!"
Ross: Well, I was going to stick it in the ATM, but now I think Ill show the sexy teller that I am a published writer.
Rachel: (grabbing Phoebe) Okay. Well be right back. (They go into her office and she closes the door.)
Phoebe: Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.
Chandler: Oh no problem, maybe Ill play with my left hand.
Rachel: And, Ill be nice.
Joey: Ill be playing Drake Remorays twin brother, Stryker!
Monica: If you tell me, Ill tell you what Phoebe said.
Phoebe: (in a sexy voice to Chandler) Ill be waiting.
Phoebe: Now (Starts singing again) "Who will perform the ceremony! Who will perform the cer(Chandler enters and grabs her guitar and closes the door behind him)Ohoh! All right, Ill pound on him in the morning.
Ross: Well I-I-I, that kind of thing requires some serious thought. First, Ill divide my perspective canidates into catergories....
Joey: And youll be nice?
Emily: One swift kick and hell back off.
Ross: Yeah in fact, Im gonna go call her right now. And Ill make sure to tell her my friend Chandler says (He mimics the shy reaction Chandler did.)