words in movies
Joey: Okay, Ill see you there. (Starts to leave)
Phoebe: All right, all right, well just do our best. Okay? So lets say Im the interviewer and Im meeting you for the first time. Okay. "Hi! Come on in, Im uh, Regina Philange."
Chandler: Well you should meet my uncle, Bada. (Pause) Ill let myself out.
Chandler: I think youll find if I come to work here, I dont micro-manage. I dont shy away from delegating.
Phoebe: Absolutely! Just fight all your natural instincts and youll be great.
The Interviewer: Now youll be heading a whole division, so youll have a lot of duties.
The Interviewer: But therell be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them.
The Interviewer: All right then, well have a definite answer for you on Monday, but I think I can say with some confidence, youll fit in well here.
Chandler: Ill look forward to your call. (Walks away.)
Ross: I wont date. Ill uh, Ill be here, with you, all the time.
Phoebe: Okay Rachel, I cant wait to live with you! And you know what we should do? Bring Monica and then we could all live there together! Well have so much fun!!
Monica: You want a problem? Ill give you a problem!
Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!
Mr. Treeger:: Really? Youll do anything?
Phoebe: Well not clients, lovers. But lets just yknow, try it again. Come back and-and well work through it.
Joey: (in obvious pain) Hey! So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow and Ill have my health insurance back in no time.
Monica: Ill take care of it.
Eric: Well, I guess Ill see you at the wedding. (Exits and Phoebe follows him into the hall.)
Bonnie: Cool! Ill catch up! (She takes off her sweater.)
Ross: (interrupting) No! No, I wont! Ill be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be Four Divorce Guy uh, Murderer Guy, and-and, Geologists.
Mona: Yeah, yknow. Happy holidays from Mona and Ross. Itll be cute, okay?
Bonnie: Okay, Ill see you in a bit.
Rachel: Ohh! Right! Right, sorry, Ill be right back!
Ross: All right, Ill do it.
Rachel: Ill get her.
Rachel: Ooh, Phoebes here! Okay, lets turn out all the lights and well just watch the movie!
Pete: ...so y'know, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Y'know, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying.
Ross: Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.
Ross: Youll see.
Ross: Hey Chandler, theres a party tomorrow, youll feel better then.
Guy: Looks good. Ill take it.
Joey: Oh. Okay. Ooh! Ooh! Okay, maybe Ill talk about London! Yknow when you two hooked up! Only, only I wont say hooked up. Ill say, "Began their beautiful journey "
Ms. McKenna: Boston is down, Atlanta is down, Houston is down, I could go on and on but instead of boring you Ill go straight to my forty two point plan.
Emily: Ill go.
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Rachel: Its okay! Its okay! It kicked once, itll kick again!
Joey: Yeah-yeah, and if I get it by day Ill (In a sexy voice) Dr. Drake Remoray, but by night Ill be (In an announcers voice) Joey Trrrribbiani!
Ross: (He puts his hand over the hole on the box.) (to Chandler) Now, well see.
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, forget it! Ill never be any good at this, my mom was right, Im just a big potato with arms, and legs, and a head.
Erin: Or Ill call you!
Joey: We dont need that wizard guy. We hit a couple of clubs, talked to some strangers, and uh, after this, well head down to the docks and see about that boat thing.
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Joey: All right! Ill try! But if I cant, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled.
Cookie: Ill do it.
The Singing Man: Ill see you tomorrow morning!
Monica: Ill pick it up for you!
Joanna: (kisses him) Ill be back in ten minutes. (Starts to leave)
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Ross: Well, Id love to! Here, you wait right here and Ill go get the projector and my notes!
Rachel: Or Ill give them to my new boyfriend, Joshua.
Ross: Uhh, believe me when hes older, hell understand.
Janice: Oh. Well, Ill right you everyday. (Reading the address) 15 Yemen Road, Yemen.
Rachel: No, Ill think about it. Yeah.
Mr. Burgin: Youll wear that. Well be eating, and of course, youll be wearing that.
Joey: All right, well start with apples.
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Phoebe: Oh, Im so sorry. Um, and maybe Im wrong! I butyknow Im gonna go out with him again, Ill find out more.
Elizabeth: Ill just run to the store and get some.
Phoebe: Wow! And Im a vegetarian! All right, all right, well Im sorry, well put some ice on it.
Monica: Come on! Come on, if we have sex again itll double our chances of getting pregnant. Do you think that closets still available?
Woman: Great! (Calls down the hall) Dad! (Her old father walks in.) Thank you so much, Ill be back to pick him up in an hour. (She walks away.)
Megan: And now youll see me buying it.
Monica: Youll see.
Ross: Relax, Ill fix it.
Phoebe: (singing) Crazy underwear, creepin up my butt. (Jason enters) Crazy underwear, always in a rut. Crazy under-(sees Jason)-wear (In her head) Oh No! What is he doing here? All right, just keep playing, just keep playing. Youll get through this; youll be fine. (She tries to continue the song, but she has lost the ability to pronounce words, and the lyrics come out as gibberish.) (giving up on the song) Okay, thank you. And, as always no one talk to me after the show.
Rachel: Sure, you know what? Come on, well just tell them that there was like a problem with like the "engine".
Joey: Uh, y'know what, were having second thoughts about our copying needs. And well need a little more time to think about it.
Monica: Ill meet you there in two minutes.
Phoebe: Thats sweat. You throw up all morning, youll have that glow too.
Rachel: Okay, Ill see you back at home, if I ever get a flight out of here.
Chandler: But, well stay here with you.
Phoebe: So you guysll stay here and hang out with me?
Janine: (muttering to herself) Or Ill hear you.
Joey: I mean, the giant is like five years younger than me, yknow, you think Ill ever get there?
Rachel: But yknow what, if you think its gonna be okay well just work out a system. Yknow, itll be like college, Ill hang a hanger on the door and put a sign, "Come back later, Im gettin lucky." (Laughs.)
Joey: Okay, can I-can I make it up to you? Huh? Im sorry. (They hug.) How about uh, dinner tomorrow night?! Ill pay for myself!
Rachel: Well, is Ross home? Maybe Ill just call him to see if hes actually seen her.
Kate: So umm, Ill see you tomorrow, huh?
Ross: Yknow what? I think I can take care of myself, Ill talk to you later. Good-bye. (Hangs up the phone and turns to find Jill sitting really close to him.) Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. She-she thinks that youre just using me.
Dr. Green: This is nice. I pay two hundred dollars for dinner, you put down twenty, and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot. You really want to be Mr. Big Shot? Here, Ill tell you what, you pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot, all right. (rips up the bill, and throws it at Ross, then leaves)
Elizabeth: Why dont you get in the hot tub and Ill meet you there.
Ross: Thats okay, Im cool over here. Ill catch up with you later, Joey. (Joey is shocked.)
Monica: Umm, listen I am sorry, but Ill put some out first thing in the morning.
Joey: Wow. Hey look, if it helps, I dont want to feel this way. Honest. I just keep thinking, "Ah, Ill get over this." Yknow? I justIt just keeps gettin harder. I dont, I dont know what to do. Yknow? What do I do?
Monica: Do you realize this is probably the last time well all be here in the coffee house as six single people?
Ross: Oh, Ill-Ill come hug you.
Joey: Look, if Im bringing home a woman who cant stand being around a baby, then maybe I dont want to be with that woman! Or maybe well just do it in the bathroom of the club!
Monica: All right, you just make sure that Chandler catches the ball, Ill take care of the rest.
Ross: Okay, well, well call the company that sent her!
Joey: When theyre hungry enough, theyll come in.
Ross: To London! Come to London. Please? Itll mean so much to me.
Monica: All right. But umm, I-I-Ill pay you back all the money you invested, and you can keep the van.
Frank: I mean, how hard can it be? Y'know, I mean, y'know, babies, y'know who doesnt want babies right? And besides y'know, I never had a Dad around, and ah, now-now I always will, cause y'know, itll be me. Right?
Chandler: Ill take her back tomorrow.
Ross: Okay, Ill be up in, (looks at the letter) 18 pages. Front and back. Very exciting.
Phoebe Sr.: Ill go in a second, I-I just wanted to tell you that there hasnt been a day where I didnt regret giving you up.
Rachel: Well, Ill be waiting for you, just come up when youre done.
Joey: Yeah. Ill let you play with my duck.
Rachel: All right, well the place was closed. Ill just copy it later.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, well see about that. Can I use your phone? I just wanna call everyone I know.
Judge: Well, based on what I heard, you two certainly dont qualify for an annulment. If you two dont want to be together youll have to file for divorce.
Dr. Long: We are moving along, just slowly. (Rachel lies back and sighs.) Dont worry, youre doing great. Ill be back soon. (Exits.)
Brenda: Okay. Uhh, Im gonna go get the clothes from the laundry room now. And, when I come back Ill clean behind the refrigerator.
Ross: Elizabeth! (He opens one of the bed stands that he has curled himself up into.) Okay. Okay. (She helps him out.) Im gonna go out this window. (Points to the window next to him.) Ill meet you at the front door. Just tell them youre going home, okay?
Ross: Okay. Okay. I mean Ill be okay. Its just I dont think I handled it very well.
Monica: Well discuss it, in the morning! (Slams the door shut.)
Ross: But-but, if you dont love this, well do it in any other place at any other time. Really, its fine, whatever you want.
Chandler: (singing) The sunll come out tomorrow! Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow (The girls start laughing, and in a deep voice) therell be sun.
Joey: I know. It was so cool when I was up there before. Me and Jim Belushi would just be crackin up about something Then I get fired off of Days Of Our Lives and he takes me down. Now hes just laughing at me. Look at him, that smug Belushi bastard, Ill
Phoebe: No, I got in trouble for that before. Ill see you later.