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Chandler: Okay, I promise, Ill end it.
Joanna: (kisses him) Ill be back in ten minutes. (Starts to leave)
Joanna: Oh great! Ill keep it in my butt with your nose. (She grabs the cookie and walks out.)
Chandler: Ill make something up! Im good at lying, I actually did borrow your Walkman!
Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and well call that pulling a Monica.
Monica: (getting up) All right, Ill go down there. But, Im not gonna serve the lasagna. Im gonna serve something I make.
Rachel: Ill take all of your photos and put them into photo albums!
Rachel: I ah Oh! Ill squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning!
Chandler: Oh, thats cool. Then Ill just bring them both over.
Chandler: Okay, I get it. So, I get nothing! Nothing here is mine! Everything here is yours! Ill get up in the morning put on your clothes, and head off to work!
Mr. Waltham: All right, Ill tell her. (To his wife) Come on bugger face!
Gunther: Ill be there.
Joey: All right, now you know that the ATM will only lets you take out 300 at a time, Ill take a check for the other hundred.
Melissa: Okay. (To Phoebe) Well, it was great meeting you. And uh Rachel, I-I dont think Ill be calling you (hails a cab) because umm, yknow youve gotten weird. (The cab pulls up.) Take care you guys.
Rachel: Okay! So, well just stay married.
Rachel: Fine. Fine, but Ill have you know that once I taught him that stuff he called me Fun Aunt Rachel. And I loved being Fun Aunt Rachel but Ill go back to being Boring and Uncomfortable Aunt Rachel if thats what you want!
Ross: A hundred?! Well, I-I guess Ill take aMona, uh I-Im not sure about the whole uh, card thing.
Joey: Ooh, Ill play! Ill play!
Ross: All right. All right, Ill do it.
Chandler: Hey now besides, if worst comes to worst, Ill be your boyfriend.
Phoebe: That shes gonna move in with you and maybe then shell fall in love with you and then when she finds out youre already married, shell just be happy. Yknow? Youre just, youre very sad.
Monica: (singing) Well be waiting for you
Chandler: (entering with Rachel) Im telling ya, Joannas got it all wrong. Okay? All I said was, This was fun. Lets do it again sometime. Ill give you a call.
Chandler: Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, yknow? Well pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.
Chandler: Ill give you a thousand dollars to talk to us.
Phoebe: Hey! Maybe youll die!
Joey: Yeah well next thing you know, hell be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture!
Guy #2: Well, Ill see you later.
Alice: No-no-no, no, its going to be fine. Because umm, because I teach Home Ec, and uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Yknow itll-itll be like my very own little sweatshop.
Joshua: Thanks. (He starts to leave) Maybe Ill see in the spring, with the uh, yknow, for the uh, bathing suits.
Chandler: (singing) Ill hold you close in my arms. (Phoebe enters) I cant resist your charms. And love....
Monica: The babies are asleep, Im sure youll be okay on your own for a while!
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, thats really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why dont you go into your room and try these on and well seeget a better idea of whats gonna work.
Rachel: No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, youll have to think of something else.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah. Ill be all right.
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
Mr. Treeger:: Tribbiani! Hold on, Ill get the plunger.
Monica: You really think thatll work?
Janine: Well, if thats what you want. Ill just put it all in my room.
Phoebe: Yeah well, well see.
Ross: (getting up) Okay! Fine! Fine! If-if this is what you think, forget about the whole three divorce thing! Okay, I-Ill go to my lawyers office right now and get this marriage annulled! Okay?! Because she means nothing to me! Noth(leans down to Megs ear)Nothing!!
Mr. Geller: (also lying) Ill help you dial.
Joey: Hey, for what its worth, with Rachel I dont think youll ever be just (Makes quote marks.) "anybody."
Chandler: You hear that! That is her chose, mister Ill let you have her! I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!! (does the wave.)
Ross: Okay, okay, Ill tell em it wasnt Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?
Monica: Y'know what? Ill think youll play.
Janine: Ill see you.
Joey: Sure. Here. (He hands them over.) Ill uh, save your parking spot.
Chandler: Yeah, Ill go get one.
(Chandler motions to Monica that hell give her two babies.)
Ross: Hey, I know whatll get us up on a platform!
Phoebe: Ross, its not that big a deal! So youll been divorced three times, youll still have a life, youll go on dates
Joey: Thatll be $3.85.
Phoebe: Oh, Im flaky. Ill say anything.
Monica: Fine, Ill rub it on myself.
Monica: And everybody has to wear costumes. (And theres general disconcertment.) Come on! Itll be fun!
Ross: I dont know, but I ah, I have the feeling that my being there will do it. Ill go over and I will borrow something. Juice!! I need juice!!
Phoebe: No no no, Ill be nice, I swear!!! Could you just give me the number for where they are?
Joey: No! I want an award I did win! But nobodys giving me any of those! PlusHey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? When people come over theyll see it and theyll think I won it.
Chandler: (entering) You can call off the roommate search! (To the potential roommate) Hi! Ill be living here. (Heads for the bathroom.)
Emily: I still cant believe theyre tearing it down. It really is the most lovely building youll ever see. I mean its over (She stops suddenly, when she sees that demolition has already started.) Oh my God!
Ross: Okay, Ill see you later pal.
Chandler: (In a parent-like tone) Ill talk to them!
Ross: Sometimes, you should come over (Joey returns from the bathroom) sometime! Ill play you one of my other
Chandler: Im full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, Ill regret it.
Jill: Well okay, if it means that much to you, then Ill ask him out.
Tag: It wasnt on your list, but hopefully youll think its really fun.
Rachel: Oh, oh, oh, Ill get Rainy Day Bear!! (runs to get him)
Joey: All right, so well get a little coffee, and get energized, and well head back out.
Chandler: Oh okay, Ill-Ill try.
Phoebe: (tremendously overacting) Fine! Ill do it without you! (Joey gives her thumbs up) I dont need you or anybody else! Im gonna make it on my own! (Joey closes the door to his bedroom.) Youll see!! Youll all see!!
Chandler: No, no no no. Youll be fine. (turning to Monica) Hillarys bind, right?
Ross: (He checks his watch) Sure. Ill help you.
Doctor: Ill be right with you. Okay? (to the nurse) Thanks, Wendy.
Chandler: All right Ill have one. (he and Ross take another brownie,)
Rachel: Yes, Ill meet em.
Joey: Wow! (Back to reading the scene.) Well then Ill just have to carry you.
Joey: Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (The waitress leaves.)
Ross: I know when Im 90 shell be like 80 and it wont seem like such a big difference.
Chandler: Do you think hell ever forgive me?
Monica: No, Ill do it. You just stick to your job.
All: Of course well help! Yeah! Well be here!
Ross: Okay, Ill just wait for him in here!
Ross: Thatll be a neat trick, when youre, (looks at the script) when youre dead!
Joey: Come on you guys, come on please-please just give her another chance, huh? Shell come around I promise.
Paul: Ill call you later. Bye Ross. (Leaves)
Monica: Okay well then, Ill fire him today and you go out with him for another week.
(She grabs his arm and drags him over to a table where three beautiful women are sitting. Now, Im going to go out on a limb and say that their names are Stephanie, Karin, and Meg. Okay, so I looked at the credits. Of course, only Meg is named later on, so Ill have to guess who is Stephanie and who is Karin. But, well cross that bridge when we come to it.)
Joey: Just kiddin, Ill talk to them, you distract Rach.
Estelle: Well, I sold four of them on Ebay. Youll be sitting next to HotGuy372.
Paul: Ill call the university and tell them about your relationship and have you fired.
Chandler: Ill give up my ticket.
Customer: It is beautiful, but Im gonna use this one. Now, if youll excuse me.
Ross: Well I have to. Okay? If I dont, theyll take the class away from me. And I already put it in my family newsletter.
Ross: Eh? Well show him!
Phoebe: Ill give you $1 for them.
Joey: Come on! Itll be fun! Me, you, and Ross, and Paul probably
Joey: Hey, yknow what? Ill come too. Im making money now; its about time I give something back.
Joey: Oh yeah, sure, no problem, Ill justhold on one second. (He turns around and puts his hand in his pants and groans in relief.) (In a relaxed voice.) "Hey Timmy, Ive got a surprise for you!"
Monica: Dont worry about it Phoebe, well absolutely do it.
Chandler: Yeah, Ill sit down. (He slides back into his chair.)
Rachel: Huh. Well, y'know thats actually a really good idea, because that way theyll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.
Monica: Im gonna go to the bathroom, maybe Ill see you there in a bit?
Mr. Zelner: Umm, no. Thanks, but Ill give these to Betty. (Rachel glances at Tag to say, "See?") So I read your evaluation of Tag, or to use his full name, Tag Sweetcheeks Jones. Is something going on with you two?
Chandler: Oh no problem, maybe Ill play with my left hand.
Ross: Oh, Ill have some!
Phoebe: Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.
Ross: Well, I was going to stick it in the ATM, but now I think Ill show the sexy teller that I am a published writer.