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Chandler: Oh good, when he comes back for his keys, Ill be sure to give him your shoe.
Phoebe: Okay, well Ill bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, theyre not actually puppies, theyre Frank and Alices triplets. Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
Monica: Dont worry about it Phoebe, well absolutely do it.
Monica: Come on Chandler, come on! Itll give us great practice for when(realizes what shes about to say and changes)people with babies come to visit.
Ross: Okay, I got us a court date for tomorrow at 2:00 and I picked up all the forms. Ill take care of everything.
Joey: The ones that got me the Porsche! Will you keep up! (Chandler wipes his forehead with a baby wipe, that might have been used. He drops it disgustedly.) But I figured, if-if people keep seeing me just standing there, theyre gonna start to think that I dont own it. So I figured Ill wash it. Right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?
Guy #2: Well, Ill see you later.
Joey: Sure. Here. (He hands them over.) Ill uh, save your parking spot.
Ross: Okay, Im sorry, this is insane! I-I-Im not addicted to heroin, Im not gay, and there is no problem with my ability to consummate anything! Look, Ill consummate this marriage right here, right now!
Judge: Well, based on what I heard, you two certainly dont qualify for an annulment. If you two dont want to be together youll have to file for divorce.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies. I cant describe it, youll have to see it when it comes on in your area.]
Monica: The babies are asleep, Im sure youll be okay on your own for a while!
Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, Im gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, Ill set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, Im sorry. I didnt mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? Cause lets face it, were at Monicas. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, thats just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you cant answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, youre a lot mischievous! Well, itll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister nowwho arent there! (They both have disappeared as well.)
Joey: Yeah and the most important thing is that it wont be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you. Itll be me! And I swear Ill do a really good job. Plus, yknow I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me.
Joey: Do you think well get our three bucks back?
Ross: Fine. Ill go.
Monica: All right Rachel, you sweep behind, Ill pitch it to you, you throw it down field to Phoebe. All right. Break.
Monica: Y'know what, dont tell us. Well just wait until Chandler gets home, (to Phoebe) because itll be more fun that way.
Ross: So, Ill umm...
Richard: Oh, okay. Well, Ill just leave the door open and go sit on the couch. (Does so.)
Ross: All right, Ill see you tonight.
Pete: I got to go, so ah, Ill see you guys later.
Tommy: Ill get our seats.
Ross: No, thats, no, as long as youre okay. So Ill ah, Ill see you tomorrow.
Ross: Well be starting with apples.
Chandler: I think youll find if I come to work here, I dont micro-manage. I dont shy away from delegating.
Ross: Listen, if you ever have any problem with the ladies you know Ill help you out.
Rachel: Fine! Well ask Phoebe.
Monica: Promise me youll be careful.
Ross: Well, Im gonna go see her. I want to bring her something, what do you think shell like?
Chandler: Yeah, she seemed cool, attractive. Ill do it.
Ross: We were on a break!!! Okay!! (grabs the phone) We were, we were..., (calms down) yeah. Where are you? Ill find you. (hangs up)
Phoebe: Yeah! Sure! Ooh, I left my purse up at Monicas. Ill be right back. (She goes to get it.)
Rachel: Well take Literature!!
Monica: Ill try.
Phoebe: Come on, Mom, Ill take you home.
Rachel: Ill go with you.
Chandler: Okay, I promise, Ill end it.
Rachel: Shell be out in a second. So, Chip, hows umm, Amy Welch?
Rachel: Yeah, and yknow what? I love them both, so why dont you just pick one and thatll be it.
Chandler: Oh no, youll have to come.
Rachel: I ah Oh! Ill squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning!
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
Rachel: No, I know I dont either, but ya know what, its their party, and its just one night. And we dont even have to lie; we just wont say anything. If it comes up again, well just smile. Well nod along.
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
Rachel: Okay. (listens) Okay, daddy well see you tomorrow night. (listens) Okay bye-bye. (hangs up)
Chandler: Youll have to pardon my roommate, he wanted to marry this.
Joanna: Thats fine, actually Im on the hiring committee, so therell be at least one friendly face.
Chandler: Ill tell you what, I will go get them developed and you can go home.
Ross: Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.
Joshua: Anyway, hopefully, Ill see you around sometime. (He goes out the door.)
Chandler: Well Ive been playing it for like eight hours, itll loosen up. Come on, check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, theyre dirty words.
Monica: I wont give you anything, but youll owe me 2.95.
Joey: Yeah. All right, Ill talk to you later.
Rachel: Ill get the hat.
Chandler and Phoebe: Ill be a fool for you. Im sure, you know I dont mind.
Ross: (interrupting) No! No, I wont! Ill be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be Four Divorce Guy uh, Murderer Guy, and-and, Geologists.
Ross: Well, so, you-youll get a job here! I mean, Im always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!
Joey: All right, Ill take a box of the cream filled Jesuss.
Joey: All right, Ill see you guys.
Phoebe: Okay Rachel, I cant wait to live with you! And you know what we should do? Bring Monica and then we could all live there together! Well have so much fun!!
Monica: You want a problem? Ill give you a problem!
Phoebe: Well not clients, lovers. But lets just yknow, try it again. Come back and-and well work through it.
Joey: (in obvious pain) Hey! So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow and Ill have my health insurance back in no time.
Eric: Well, I guess Ill see you at the wedding. (Exits and Phoebe follows him into the hall.)
Bonnie: Cool! Ill catch up! (She takes off her sweater.)
Susan: Stuck at school. Some parent-teacher thing. You can go. Ill get the information.
Rachel: Oh please, hell be with his real family, the twins and little miss new boobs.
Chandler: (running over and joining Monica) Theyll never understand!
Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!
Mr. Treeger:: Really? Youll do anything?
Monica: Ill take care of it.
Mona: Yeah, yknow. Happy holidays from Mona and Ross. Itll be cute, okay?
Ross: All right, Ill do it.
Rachel: Ohh! Right! Right, sorry, Ill be right back!
Rachel: Ill get her.
Bonnie: Okay, Ill see you in a bit.
Ross: Hey Chandler, theres a party tomorrow, youll feel better then.
Rachel: Ooh, Phoebes here! Okay, lets turn out all the lights and well just watch the movie!
Ross: Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.
Pete: ...so y'know, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Y'know, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying.
Ross: Youll see.
Guy: Looks good. Ill take it.
Joey: Oh. Okay. Ooh! Ooh! Okay, maybe Ill talk about London! Yknow when you two hooked up! Only, only I wont say hooked up. Ill say, "Began their beautiful journey "
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, forget it! Ill never be any good at this, my mom was right, Im just a big potato with arms, and legs, and a head.
Emily: Ill go.
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Rachel: Its okay! Its okay! It kicked once, itll kick again!
Ms. McKenna: Boston is down, Atlanta is down, Houston is down, I could go on and on but instead of boring you Ill go straight to my forty two point plan.
Joey: Yeah-yeah, and if I get it by day Ill (In a sexy voice) Dr. Drake Remoray, but by night Ill be (In an announcers voice) Joey Trrrribbiani!
Ross: (He puts his hand over the hole on the box.) (to Chandler) Now, well see.
Erin: Or Ill call you!
Joey: We dont need that wizard guy. We hit a couple of clubs, talked to some strangers, and uh, after this, well head down to the docks and see about that boat thing.
Monica: Ill pick it up for you!
Joey: All right! Ill try! But if I cant, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled.
Cookie: Ill do it.
The Singing Man: Ill see you tomorrow morning!
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Phoebe: Wow! And Im a vegetarian! All right, all right, well Im sorry, well put some ice on it.
Joanna: (kisses him) Ill be back in ten minutes. (Starts to leave)
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Rachel: Or Ill give them to my new boyfriend, Joshua.
Mr. Burgin: Youll wear that. Well be eating, and of course, youll be wearing that.
Joey: All right, well start with apples.
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Ross: Well, Id love to! Here, you wait right here and Ill go get the projector and my notes!
Ross: Uhh, believe me when hes older, hell understand.
Janice: Oh. Well, Ill right you everyday. (Reading the address) 15 Yemen Road, Yemen.
Rachel: No, Ill think about it. Yeah.
Phoebe: Oh, Im so sorry. Um, and maybe Im wrong! I butyknow Im gonna go out with him again, Ill find out more.
Elizabeth: Ill just run to the store and get some.
Phoebe: (singing) Crazy underwear, creepin up my butt. (Jason enters) Crazy underwear, always in a rut. Crazy under-(sees Jason)-wear (In her head) Oh No! What is he doing here? All right, just keep playing, just keep playing. Youll get through this; youll be fine. (She tries to continue the song, but she has lost the ability to pronounce words, and the lyrics come out as gibberish.) (giving up on the song) Okay, thank you. And, as always no one talk to me after the show.
Monica: Youll see.