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Monica: (trying to change subjects, excitedly) So! Dinner in the kitchen around four! Ill see you then. (Pats Chandler on the shoulder and goes into the living room.)
Chandler: Yknow, itll be okay. Itll be okay. Because when they come over, I will be all charming, I will make them fall in love with me, and then well tell em.
Monica: You really think thatll work?
Monica: (hugging Chandler) I dont think youll ever get my parents that drunk!
Janine: No, but you should go to Chandlers. Because none of us knows how to cook, well probably just end up drinking all day.
Joey: How you got three women to marry you, Ill never know.
Rachel: I dunno. Yknow to me hell always be Jack Geller, walks in while youre changing.
Ross: Yeah, itll be like a funny Thanksgiving story!
Ross: Okay, okay, Ill tell em it wasnt Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?
Ross: Okay, okay, well just get everyone to act like they like it. That-that way noone makes fun of her and we still get to go to Sweet Potatoe Pie! (Referring to the dancers.)
Joey: Just kiddin, Ill talk to them, you distract Rach.
Mr. Geller: (also lying) Ill help you dial.
Chandler: (In a parent-like tone) Ill talk to them!
Mr. Treeger:: Tribbiani! Hold on, Ill get the plunger.
Janine: Well, if thats what you want. Ill just put it all in my room.
Joey: Hey, for what its worth, with Rachel I dont think youll ever be just (Makes quote marks.) "anybody."
Ross: (getting up) Okay! Fine! Fine! If-if this is what you think, forget about the whole three divorce thing! Okay, I-Ill go to my lawyers office right now and get this marriage annulled! Okay?! Because she means nothing to me! Noth(leans down to Megs ear)Nothing!!
Chandler: You hear that! That is her chose, mister Ill let you have her! I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!! (does the wave.)
Phoebe: Yeah well, well see.
Janine: Ill see you.
Joey: Sure. Here. (He hands them over.) Ill uh, save your parking spot.
Chandler: Yeah, Ill go get one.
Monica: Y'know what? Ill think youll play.
(Chandler motions to Monica that hell give her two babies.)
Ross: Hey, I know whatll get us up on a platform!
Joey: Thatll be $3.85.
Phoebe: Oh, Im flaky. Ill say anything.
Phoebe: Ross, its not that big a deal! So youll been divorced three times, youll still have a life, youll go on dates
Monica: Fine, Ill rub it on myself.
Monica: And everybody has to wear costumes. (And theres general disconcertment.) Come on! Itll be fun!
Phoebe: No no no, Ill be nice, I swear!!! Could you just give me the number for where they are?
Ross: I dont know, but I ah, I have the feeling that my being there will do it. Ill go over and I will borrow something. Juice!! I need juice!!
Ross: Sometimes, you should come over (Joey returns from the bathroom) sometime! Ill play you one of my other
Chandler: (entering) You can call off the roommate search! (To the potential roommate) Hi! Ill be living here. (Heads for the bathroom.)
Emily: I still cant believe theyre tearing it down. It really is the most lovely building youll ever see. I mean its over (She stops suddenly, when she sees that demolition has already started.) Oh my God!
Joey: No! I want an award I did win! But nobodys giving me any of those! PlusHey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? When people come over theyll see it and theyll think I won it.
Jill: Well okay, if it means that much to you, then Ill ask him out.
Tag: It wasnt on your list, but hopefully youll think its really fun.
Chandler: Im full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, Ill regret it.
Ross: Okay, Ill see you later pal.
Rachel: Oh, oh, oh, Ill get Rainy Day Bear!! (runs to get him)
Joey: All right, so well get a little coffee, and get energized, and well head back out.
Chandler: Oh okay, Ill-Ill try.
All: Of course well help! Yeah! Well be here!
Phoebe: (tremendously overacting) Fine! Ill do it without you! (Joey gives her thumbs up) I dont need you or anybody else! Im gonna make it on my own! (Joey closes the door to his bedroom.) Youll see!! Youll all see!!
Doctor: Ill be right with you. Okay? (to the nurse) Thanks, Wendy.
Joey: Wow! (Back to reading the scene.) Well then Ill just have to carry you.
Chandler: No, no no no. Youll be fine. (turning to Monica) Hillarys bind, right?
Ross: (He checks his watch) Sure. Ill help you.
Chandler: All right Ill have one. (he and Ross take another brownie,)
Rachel: Yes, Ill meet em.
Joey: Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (The waitress leaves.)
Monica: No, Ill do it. You just stick to your job.
Ross: I know when Im 90 shell be like 80 and it wont seem like such a big difference.
Chandler: Do you think hell ever forgive me?
Monica: Okay well then, Ill fire him today and you go out with him for another week.
Ross: Thatll be a neat trick, when youre, (looks at the script) when youre dead!
Ross: Okay, Ill just wait for him in here!
Chandler: Ill give up my ticket.
(She grabs his arm and drags him over to a table where three beautiful women are sitting. Now, Im going to go out on a limb and say that their names are Stephanie, Karin, and Meg. Okay, so I looked at the credits. Of course, only Meg is named later on, so Ill have to guess who is Stephanie and who is Karin. But, well cross that bridge when we come to it.)
Joey: Come on you guys, come on please-please just give her another chance, huh? Shell come around I promise.
Paul: Ill call you later. Bye Ross. (Leaves)
Paul: Ill call the university and tell them about your relationship and have you fired.
Ross: Well I have to. Okay? If I dont, theyll take the class away from me. And I already put it in my family newsletter.
Estelle: Well, I sold four of them on Ebay. Youll be sitting next to HotGuy372.
Phoebe: Ill give you $1 for them.
Ross: Eh? Well show him!
Joey: Come on! Itll be fun! Me, you, and Ross, and Paul probably
Ross: Well, I was going to stick it in the ATM, but now I think Ill show the sexy teller that I am a published writer.
Chandler: Yeah, Ill sit down. (He slides back into his chair.)
Monica: Dont worry about it Phoebe, well absolutely do it.
Rachel: Huh. Well, y'know thats actually a really good idea, because that way theyll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.
Joey: Oh yeah, sure, no problem, Ill justhold on one second. (He turns around and puts his hand in his pants and groans in relief.) (In a relaxed voice.) "Hey Timmy, Ive got a surprise for you!"
Customer: It is beautiful, but Im gonna use this one. Now, if youll excuse me.
Joey: Hey, yknow what? Ill come too. Im making money now; its about time I give something back.
Monica: Im gonna go to the bathroom, maybe Ill see you there in a bit?
Mr. Zelner: Umm, no. Thanks, but Ill give these to Betty. (Rachel glances at Tag to say, "See?") So I read your evaluation of Tag, or to use his full name, Tag Sweetcheeks Jones. Is something going on with you two?
Ross: Oh, Ill have some!
Phoebe: Now (Starts singing again) "Who will perform the ceremony! Who will perform the cer(Chandler enters and grabs her guitar and closes the door behind him)Ohoh! All right, Ill pound on him in the morning.
Phoebe: Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.
Chandler: Oh no problem, maybe Ill play with my left hand.
Joey: And youll be nice?
Rachel: And, Ill be nice.
Ross: Well I-I-I, that kind of thing requires some serious thought. First, Ill divide my perspective canidates into catergories....
Emily: One swift kick and hell back off.
Joey: Ill be playing Drake Remorays twin brother, Stryker!
Phoebe: (in a sexy voice to Chandler) Ill be waiting.
Monica: If you tell me, Ill tell you what Phoebe said.
Rachel: (grabbing Phoebe) Okay. Well be right back. (They go into her office and she closes the door.)
Ross: Yeah in fact, Im gonna go call her right now. And Ill make sure to tell her my friend Chandler says (He mimics the shy reaction Chandler did.)
Rachel: How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? Ill pay.
Joey: Excellent! Lets play Bamboozled! Chandler, youll go first. What is the capital of Columbia?
Phoebe: Okay, dont freak out. Ill go.
Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. Ill cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.
Joey: And thatll get rid of my wisdom?
Ross: Oh yeahNoYoure welcome. Well talk about it later.
Joey: No reason, Im just saying that uh Thats where Ill be.
Joey: Well just see.
Phoebe: Yeah, Ill do that. So who gets to be yours?
Joey: He said that he wasnt gonna apologize because you guys are living here illegally, so instead what hes gonna do is have you evictedIll see you later.
Ross: No, its my joke, its mine. You can call them, theyll tell you.
Ross: You? You! Want to watch Ben? (in the background Monica mouths Dont worry, Ill be here the whole time. to Ross.) Yes! Thatd be great, no, I just wanted to ask Monica, because I know how empty her life is. (Monica sarcastically mouths Yeah! and holds up her thumb.)
Joey: All right, well I guess Ill just have to do what I do on dates.
Joey: Yeah. Ill uh, Ill call ya.
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
Rachel: Okay youre right. Ill hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect for the job Hilda!
Rachel: Really? Okay. Okay, I-Ill go upstairs. (to Paul) If-if you get me something from the car.
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Phoebe: No-no, itll be fun! We can come back and we can haunt these guys!
Russell: And well need you and Rachel to testify before a judge.
The Interviewer: Umm, Ill have a cup of coffee.
Joey: Who cares?! I-Ill make payments, whatever it takes, I want the Mr. Bowmont!!
Monica: Well just well just let her stay.