words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is looking at papers.]
Joey: (looking through his binoculars at a nearby building) Yknow what else makes you wonder?
[Scene: The Reception, Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned.]
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail. While doing this, Monica's picture falls out. He bends over to pick it up and gasps. While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture.]
Chandler: (turning around and looking) Oh my God!
(She turns her head away and when shes not looking, Phoebe shakes her head and mouths, "No, Im not." Both Joey and Ross smile, look at each other, and then stop smiling.)
Monica: Oh my God! A friend hes looking at differently, but its wrong. Its Rachel!
Rachel: (looking at his mark) Yes.
Rachel: Uhh, because Im trying to play hard to get. Oh, quick hes looking over here, say something funny.
The Cute Guy: (To Phoebe) I thought you knew I was looking at you.
Rachel: (looking at the award) No! Joey!
Chandler: (looking at them) They look great! Does your boyfriend have the best taste or what?
Woman No. 1: Eew! It's creepy looking!
Ross: Yes! No-no! I know, I know what the list is! Mom! Look if you see Chandler, could you just let him know Im looking for him?
Joey: (looking around) You got me. I dont
Rachel: Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!
Monica: (looking at him) What?!
Ross: (looking) Nono, that would be me again.
Ross: No-no, Im Im sure no one was looking. Just want some privacy. (He closes the screen and stares wide-eyed at Rachel.)
Rachel: Oh. (they knock at the next door, Mr. Heckles answers) Hi. We just found this cat and we're looking for the owner.
Cheryl: (looking in the bag) Oh, thank god, it's not Mitzi. It's just a rat.
Evil Bitch: See? See? It was because you were looking fat pervert!
Dr. Long: Okay, everything looks good. Here it is on the screen. (We see Ross and Rachel looking at the screen.) Here is your uterus. And right here is your baby.
Chandler: This is unbelievable. Its been like a half an hour. If this was a cartoon, youd be looking like a ham right about now.
Gary: (looking at Monica.) Mm! Seems like I wouldve remembered you!
Chandler: I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And yknow Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when they grab his finger.)
Chandler: (looking at Joeys feet) Those arent eleven and a half.
Joey: Hey, finished my recommendation. (he hands it over to Chandler) Here. And I think you’ll be very, very happy. It’s the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.
Chandler: Well, she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that, right? (Ross and Joey look at each other and go back to watching the game on TV.) Guys? Guys? (Walks in front of them again.)
Chandler: (Looking down at her hand) Yes, yes I am. Err, listen, the reason that I called you in here today was, err... please dont hate me.
Joey: YeahHey, dont worry, shes a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that Im not looking for a serious relationship; thatd be great.
Phoebe: Good. I'm really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.
(Ross starts looking for table six and finds out that its the kids table. He sees Mona sitting at another table.)
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
Monica: I am so glad you guys got together, Chandler and I are always looking for a couple to go out with and now we have one!
Monica: (looking out the window) Hey Joey! Isn't that the girl that waved at you the other day?
Phoebe: Why are you looking at me like that?
Phoebe: Oh she was looking for you.
[Scene: The Hotel, Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler.]
Rachel: I know. I know. Oh God. (Looking around) Theres no tissue! Can you grab me some toilet paper?
Rachel: (looking through her wallet.) Ohh, I just dont think I have enough left on my credit card.
Rachel: (looking at the speed dial) Oh, I win! Hes got Barneys on his speed dial.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters.]
Joey: (looking at the flyer) Yeah-eah! 200 dollar reward, split five ways!!
[Scene: The ticket-counter. Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate.]
Rachel: (turning and looking at Tom again) No-no they do but, you just have to wait.
Joey: (laughs) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey) Not ready to joke about it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out)
Monica: All right. (Looking through a box.) Op, here it is! Right underneath the can of-of bug bomb. I wonder if the best place to put something that cooks food is underneath the can of poison?
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: Its not looking good.
Ross: Yeah? Hop on. (They start dancing and Mona sits down.) Is the pretty lady looking?
Ross: (entering) Well hey! Whats going on? Ooh, cool boat(Sees why the boats there)Oh, no. (Averts his eyes by looking around the room) (To Rachel) Hey, did you, did you tell them?
Phoebe: Yes! Yes you can, Im looking for Jacks parents.
Rachel: (looking at his butt) There it is. (They hug.)
[Scene: A Jewelry Shop, Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings.]
Ross: I dont know what to say, Im sorry. Though, youre not supposed to take these. (Points to the bone) Its like a million years old, we, we actually, we had people looking for that.
Ross: Youre looking!
Chandler: (to him) Hi! Hi. Okay, there was a slight mix-up at the jewelry store, the ring youre about to propose with was supposed to be held for me. So, Im gonna need to have that back. (The guy isnt sure.) But, in exchange Im willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring. (Looking at the ring.) Ew.
Rachel: (looking down) Oh-oh!! One hand on the sheet Joe!
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler.]
Rachel: Yeah. (She goes out to join her in the hall and starts looking for the dropped socks.)
Ross and Rachel while looking at each other surprised and shocked: Jill?
Phoebe: I'll find Bob, I'll get him. Bob? (starts looking) Bob! Robert! (looks at cabinet under sink) Oh wait, I think I hear him. Oh - Oh my god! Bob had babies! Bob's a mom!
<Joey is walking around looking worried. >
The Teacher: Right. Are you looking for Jacks parents to discuss the problems hes having with Ben? (Phoebe nods Yes.) Yeah. Because I really do think the parents should sit down and have a conversation.
Ross: (looking at the table) Excuse me ladies. (To Phoebe) Im sorry?
Ross: (stutters looking for words) Ezels!!
Ross: Hey! What are you guys looking at?
Carol: I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky.
Rachel: Oh, ju-ju-just stay calm. Just be calm. For all he knows we're just hanging out together. Right? Just be nonchalant. (Joey like stands at attention with his chest forward and his hands on his sides, looking up at the ceiling with his lips pouted.) That's not nonchalant!
Mr. Geller: And if you see Rita Moreno, let her know Im looking for her.
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!... (Listens) Oh, really, really, really? Well, let me tell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it! You got it? Good! (slams phone down, then leans back and realizes what just happened) Whooooaaaa....
Joey: Well.. hey, you know what else I could use? There's a scene where Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom, and she doesn't know he's there - which never happened with us! And he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her... you know? (In a romantic voice) And I remember all those mornings before you even put on your make-up, when I would think to myself, my God, she...is... beautiful... (Rachel looks very moved) and it hurts so much, cuz I knew I could never tell you (pauses, while looking at her with sentiment) but it was worth it just to be there looking at you.
Chandler: Because he was looking at her differently.
Rachel: (looking up at the ceiling) God, Monica its on the ceiling.
Tim: Whoops. Sorry. (Looking at it, like a newscaster) This just in. (Phoebe fake laughs.) Oh, its 9-1-1 from the restaurant, that means Monica needs me right away. (Starts to leave.)
Chandler: All right buddy, time to roll over. (Rolls him over, and discovers a surprise) (Looking down) No-no! (Covers his eyes) No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! Youre going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!
Mrs. Geller: (Looking around at the chapel.) Oh my God! Its like a fairyland.
Rachel: Hes looking at me.
Ross: (patting his clothes like he is looking for his wallet) No, no hes not.
[Scene: Outside the Nursery, Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up.]
Chandler: Are you sure you weren't (pause) looking at your hands in a mirror?
Evil Bitch: Are you looking at her?!
Joey: (looking at her) No.
[Scene: Outside the Nursery, Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up.]
(Joey is now looking at Rachel, and since Rachels standing and hes sitting down and hes not looking at her face You get the picture.)
Monica: Umm, and looking at people differently.
Joey: (Looking inside the fridge, and we only see his back. Then he closes the door, and we see it's Joey.) Hi sweetie!
Chandler: Looking for restaurant jobs for you in Tulsa.
(Chandler and Joey look at her, and then look back at him. They dive for Ross's hand to see what he had, and he tries to stop them from looking.)
(Another man, an older man, enters, looking around and bumps into Chandler.)
Amy is sitting on a chair by the bay window looking mad.
Ross: (looking down) M-maybe I should hang and you can climb down me.
(Joey is looking at his check.)
PHOEBE: Yeah. . . I'm sorry.� We weren't really looking for anything to happen with you guys.� I, I have a boyfriend.
RACHEL: (still looking at Emma) Yeah?
Joey: (throws down a small wad of money, and as his hand twin starts to unfold it, Joey once again brings attention to their special gift to the world. {Y'know, looking at it now, they really don't have that similar of hands. Joey's are bigger.}) Ooh-ho-ho! (The dealer stares at him and he stops.)
(All others are looking up, surprised)
Rachel: We are looking for our Christmas presents from Monica.
Chandler: Okay, hear me out. Okay? You give the best bad massages. If anybody was looking for the best bad massage and they were thinking to themselves, "Who's the best of that?" They'd have to go to you.
[Scene: Phoebes Herbal Guys office, Ross is there about his thing. Ross is looking around the exam room, and he goes over to a large bank of drawers, pulls one out and almost spills it as the herbalist, Guru Saj, enters.]
Rachel: Oh, hey! Hi, there you are, I�ve been looking for you everywhere!